If I am in early 20ies khhv. Have never trained(been to gym), have 2 friends.I do not have female friends and generally do not talk to any except my mom Around 6feet tall, 5.5 inch penis. Pls write ma a guide how to get pussy. This is not joke, I need step by step guide what I need to do.

I went outside for the first time in months yesterday and it reminded me just how much of a shithole my country is.

>>150188696
>Catalans and Yellow Subs wandering around Murder Gardens, FL

What could go wrong?

I miss the old /b/

>>1373369
>>1373374
>Sam's method of damage control now is to pay off other youtubers to make dick glazing documentaries about him
how boring

wow, women truly are filth

>>127146428
are they even together still, i really hope not

I've never kissed a girl.

>frugan börjar självmordsbeta
>svarar inte på meddelanden eller telefonsamtal
>har lagt upp korta avskedsmeddelanden på sina sociala medier
Tror att det är över favä

>>22959966
now we wait patiently for death

Why has no military plane tried to gamble On speed instesd we have ramjet and scrsmjet technology.

Im attracted to women but keep thinking about this cute trap I met 4 months ago.

Wtf do I do?

No man will ever be able to satisfy her or make her happy......

>that many capeshit threads
I didn't know this board was filled with spics.

itd be pretty cool if someone were to shoot up the alberta hospital and kill every indian doctor there

>>936797102
No anon it hurt like hell. But it was a good hurt.

skuII fuck the alberta hospital

want to be a cachorro, but im a borboleta

except actually

my condolences for your loss

no but actually though

i swear to christ if that nigger is diddys kid...

I learned today that I was raped 3 years ago. A woman started giving me oral sex without me consenting to it. That is rape in Sweden, however I didn't know it at the time. I froze up and was embarrassed about it at the time. Have you been raped in your country?

This board serves no purpose other than old millennials and generation Xers who used to browse the gaming communities online during the 1990s and early 2000s and exchange nostalgia and reminisce about the past.

I need to start caring about other people. I feel like I always talk to people when I need them and then ignore after. I don't reach out to anyone. I lose friends every year. I am selfish and care mostly about myself.

>>508544880
>Tfw I realize my country will never have a based leader who treats ziopigs like the garbage they truly are

It sucks being anti-Israel. They are fucking evil but keep winning with the help of their Golem. Ah well, I can cope with Israel hatred rising. Maybe in 30 years when Iran and its proxies build up again and the boomers die, we will finally get a win.

>>211793800
I wish I could watch it again for the first time

Posting on this board has made me a worse person

>>149238559
What's going to happen to him?

>thread was comfy before derailed by pedo talk

EVERY.FUCKING.TIME

Posting this cause I lost a bet with someone... So here goes...

Earlier this year, I was going through a rough patch... College stress, a breakup, and this constant feeling of being invisible. No one seemed to notice when I was struggling. I started showing up late, missing classes, and eventually got a warning from my professor.

The morning I was supposed to present a report I hadn't finished, I panicked. I told them my mother had passed away. I don't know why I said it. She's alive. I just... wanted space. Sympathy. An excuse. They were kind. Too kind. People brought food to my desk. Someone offered to cover for me. My professor gave me attendance and told me to take all the time I needed. I cried. Not because I was grieving because I knew I didn't deserve any of it.

And the worst part? I let it go on. I never corrected anyone. I kept showing up, solemn and quiet, playing the part. I've never told anyone. I don't think I ever can. I don't even know how I'd begin to explain it. "I was tired and lonely and I made up death for attention"? Who says that?

But I think about it every single day.

I'm not strong. I'm a coward.

>That Gamecube/Wii era Nintendo is never coming back

>That PS2 Sony era is never coming back

>That 360 and OG Xbox era is never coming back

Everything is for profit now. Not about fun games

I'm 32 years old and a broke bitch, not woman wants a broke bitch. I could just marry a rich girl but I am not that hot and rich bitches can get any man they want.

I refuse to see a therapist.

>IRAN IS A HUGE THREAT AND WILL DESTROY US IF WE DONT ATTACK THEM!!!!

>only 2 Israelis died and minimal damage in bombardment

So which is it? Is Iran incompetent or a threat?

dad caught me wearing a skirt again

I wish I knew how to talk to women.