>>61318845
Nice meme lines, we crab here until next halving.

>>61291102
Please give me release, I can't take it anymore.

>>60928142
These AI anime girls are the only good thing to come out of /biz/

Some people think the jobs report tomorrow will rattle the markets.
So it's probably a nothingburger.

>Kill enemy carry once at minute 2
>Instant buyback
>Dies another time
>TPs mid and griefs the game

I WANT TO KILL THE CRAB
https://vocaroo.com/1adhFwz4XjJ2

We are blessed with Snipette my friends. Bobina is busy with BTC today.

Holding so fucking strong from a huge market dump. Low caps usually dump twice as hard as BTC on days like today.

>>60680932
DFC is superior anyways

>>60665746
What about crabs?

So anybody know why market is crabbing?

For me, it's Crabitha

I, for one, would not mind being dominated by a cute crab brat.

calling it, crab eod

All these guys saying the panickers lost or the bulls/bears won.

Reality is it was nothing but empty vol.
PMs, cryptos, markets, even fucking oil back to where we were a few days ago.

CRABCHADS won. I sold OTM puts and calls on TNA, puts on XLE, and then tried to get bites on SHEL but no one bit. Also had some SPY puts expiring next week.

Only thing I "bought" was LVMUY because it's a long term hold that has already gone down a lot. All other premium went to BOXX so I have more funds to sell cash covered puts with.

>>60533484
It's Crabitha you fag

sour crabby hour edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

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