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download the stronglifts app. you just start with the bar so it will probably take a few weeks for you to get too sore to train. in the meantime you'll get stretched out, which will be a nice springboard to anything else you want to do training wise.
def use those connections - worst case is you don't wear the shit.
also keep us posted in the monday indomitable spirit thread. good luck with everything fren