>MARKYPOSTS could be here, Sam thought.
>"Ive never been on this podcast before, MARKYPOSTS could be anywhere"
>The heat of the lamp behind him starts to make him feel sweat building up in his ass cheeks.
>I HATE MARKYPOSTS he thought.
>Paranoid delusions reverberated his entire brain, making it pulsate as he finds one last drop of his 5 dollar MSRP, 8oz can of ZIPP that he is pretending to drink to buy time, barely caffeinated but still washing away his (merited) fear of MARKYPOSTS.
>"By flipping this table I can make him stop saying "TIGHT AND RIPE" over and over," he said to himself, under his breath.

>>213662309
>>213663766
>MARKYPOSTS could be here, Sam thought.
>"Ive never been on this podcast before, MARKYPOSTS could be anywhere"
>The heat of the lamp behind him starts to make him feel sweat building up in his ass cheeks.
>I HATE MARKYPOSTS he thought.
>Paranoid delusions reverberated his entire brain, making it pulsate as he finds one last drop of his 5 dollar MSRP, 8oz can of ZIPP that he is pretending to drink to buy time, barely caffeinated but still washing away his (merited) fear of MARKYPOSTS.
>"By flipping this table I can make him stop saying "TIGHT AND RIPE" over and over," Sam thought out loud to himself.

>>213547792
Sam is a braindead midwit. All he can do is be like "yeah.. dude, what about x", "go on" and "this makes me think of [insert some eceleb Sam is jealous of/hates]"
I guarantee if you quizzed Sam about any of the finer points Nick brought up Sam's roided brain would come up empty.

>MARKYPOSTS could be here, Sam thought.
>"Ive never been on this podcast before, MARKYPOSTS could be anywhere"
>The heat of the lamp behind him starts to make him feel sweat building up in his ass cheeks.
>I HATE MARKYPOSTS he thought.
>Paranoid delusions reverberated his entire brain, making it pulsate as he finds one last drop of his 5 dollar MSRP, 8oz can of ZIPP that he is pretending to drink to buy time, barely caffeinated but still washing away his (merited) fear of MARKYPOSTS.
>"By flipping this table I can make him stop saying "TIGHT AND RIPE" over and over," he said to himself, under his breath.

>>213432548
MDE fans have this strain in them where they have 0 sense of humor about anything not pandering to their sensibilities, and that is reflected in Sam. They become ultra defensive whenever their e-daddy appears to be threatened. The rape and "tight and ripe" comments from Harland made Sam's paranoid instincts kick in and what little ability he had to be funny/riff/silly went out the window.
Like, it's pretty funny how big of a hypocrite and a scumbag Sam is but bring that stuff up (like the Marky thing) his fans go insane and throw accusations around of your being a leftist/pajeet/jew or huff and puff how it doesn't matter or it's fake, instead of just laughing it off (Sam is a clown after all). To them, he's a culture warrior hero and Sam probably has delusions of grandeur as a result of being seen this way by his fans.

>>213388183
>MARKYPOSTS could be here, Sam thought.
>"Ive never been on this podcast before, MARKYPOSTS could be anywhere"
>The heat of the lamp behind him starts to make him feel sweat building up in his ass cheeks.
>I HATE MARKYPOSTS he thought.
>Paranoid delusions reverberated his entire brain, making it pulsate as he finds one last drop of his 5 dollar MSRP, 8oz can of ZIPP that he is pretending to drink to buy time, barely caffeinated but still washing away his (merited) fear of MARKYPOSTS.
>"By flipping this table I can make him stop saying "TIGHT AND RIPE" over and over," he said to himself, under his breath.

>>213370448
>uncensored boston ross, revealing that it was bleeped because mindy sounded too much like marky and he was afraid people would realize it referencing her
>sam really did fuck charls over automile
>sam really did leech of his dad the whole time
>sam hates guns irl
Sam is in a tight and ripe spot here.

>>213369573
>When that shit succeeded in the past it was because the people being set up were funny or pretentious fart sniffers whi had it coming.
Funny how the gorilla nest tables have turned on Sam.

>>213311167
>MARKYPOSTS could be here, Sam thought.
>"Ive never been on this podcast before, MARKYPOSTS could be anywhere"
>The heat of the lamp behind him starts to make him feel sweat building up in his ass cheeks.
>I HATE MARKYPOSTS he thought.
>Paranoid delusions reverberated his entire brain, making it pulsate as he finds one last drop of his 5 dollar MSRP, 8oz can of ZIPP that he is pretending to drink to buy time, barely caffeinated but still washing away his (merited) fear of MARKYPOSTS.
>"By flipping this table I can make him stop saying "TIGHT AND RIPE" over and over," he said to himself, under his breath.

>>213091744
>MARKYPOSTS could be here, Sam thought.
>"Ive never been on this podcast before, MARKYPOSTS could be anywhere"
>The heat of the lamp behind him starts to make him feel sweat building up in his ass cheeks.
>I HATE MARKYPOSTS he thought.
>Paranoid delusions reverberated his entire brain, making it pulsate as he finds one last drop of his 5 dollar MSRP, 8oz can of ZIPP that he is pretending to drink to buy time, barely caffeinated but still washing away his (merited) fear of MARKYPOSTS.
>"By flipping this table I can make this guy stop saying "TIGHT AND RIPE" over and over," he muttered under his breath.

>>212999346
>realizes the longer things go on the more they spin out of control
>sam and harland about to get into a fistfight over SEED OILS
>say fuck it and decides to eat a cookie to diffuse the situation
>....
>immediately regrets the decision
>realizes he's turning against sam, breaking rank
>panic sets in, he can feel the SEED OILS coating his mouth
>no napkins or anything around
>spits out the cookie into his hands, getting chocolate over them
>desperately wishes he could wipe his hands on Sam's shirt, and wring his sorry roided neck and just end this charade once and forever
>but he holds it in
>"not today sam" he mutters under his breath

>>212848837
>MARKYPOSTS could be here, Sam thought.
>"Ive never been on this podcast before, MARKYPOSTS could be anywhere"
>The heat of the lamp behind him starts to make him feel sweat building up in his ass cheeks.
>I HATE MARKYPOSTS he thought.
>Paranoid delusions reverberated his entire brain, making it pulsate as he finds one last drop of his $5 MSRP, 8oz can of ZIPP that he is pretending to drink to buy time, barely caffeinated but still washing away his (merited) fear of MARKYPOSTS.
>"By flipping this table I can make him stop saying "TIGHT AND RIPE" over and over," he said to himself, out loud.

Fool's sip right after Sam was told he looked like he'd been raped @ 21:59