I did NOT need to take that final shot of licorice ouzo

my white wife fucked up cooking pasta now we both have stomach ache

I just want Europe and the west to lose at this point tbqh

Hoeveel kikkers kan je in een draad palen?

I can't read, I can't breed, I can't breathe

>>531527898
Me too

>>76376460
>like bees to a honeycomb
this doesn't make sense. bees build the honeycombs to produce and store honey in. they are not attracted to it. do better, OP, do better.

unironically if you're a NEET or have a lot of free time, getting a shit job at a fast food place or retail store is a good way to meet women you otherwise would have zero chance of meeting organically. back in college I worked at various retail stores and fucked several coworkers across all of them and even dated a girl I met at one job for 2 years.

Is it gay to buy a curved monitor

>>714279257
Please I need a link or an image of people absolutely dunking on this fag

Is any anon using GateBox
is it gud

>>33259389

she could blow while she standing

>>211959082
Spongebob Schwammkopf ist in deutsch dub besser als das andere minderwertigere anderssprachige. Eine Seltenheit, ist lediglich bei den Simpsons nochmal passiert, alles andere ist im Original besser.

Heimweide = Guhnweide
Laptop an, Schwanz raus

Brudis, ich hab gerade "Die Mauer" von Sartre gelesen. War okay. Die Wendung auf der letzten Seite war lustig, ansonsten vom Stil und Inhalt her eher unscheinbar. Ich kann jetzt umso weniger nachvollziehen, warum Philipp so sehr siedet.

>>211690204
hairy pusi too

Spaserer en tur

Frosch