>kill sister splinter
>she kills you right back by falling and crushing you under her fat ass

shit went from 0 to 100 real quick

this isn't modder death by any stretch of the imagination, it's decentralized simultaneous viewing/sharing of mods whose main branch got killed

your shitpost war holds no power over me; i can read at a second grade level

>>536035592
please add the TOW humvee and not this shit
I swear to god if we get another fucking prototype US ground vehicle I'm gonna lose it
fucking add the LAV-25 and other mass produced vehicles, fuck it just add a stryker with the javelin crows with slap rounds, I don't give a shit if its 11.0, I will gladly take it
please just anything but another XM(random number generator)

>>718595537
>LE HENTAI PROTAGONIST CUT
Great. More pandering to ironic weebs who have seen like 15 anime at most.

>>535978071
LUCK GOD I KNEEL

>removed edars
>but then gave literally every regular a zed a ranged attack

>>718355878
haha no who would do that? wendy and hariet definitely arent far more attractive than peach that's just weird hahaha

https://static1.e621.net/data/sample/06/a6/06a6b39ce1da7ab571cf228f812b1631.jpg

>>717722526
>"LAUNCH THE RED BARON"

>>532701938
>>532701987
>>532702113
nvm figured out the problem
I'm an idiot and didn't set up Dynamic FPS Optimization to reflect my view distance
brb throwing myself off the Ebon Tower

>>716431698
>tomahawk man calling his own design a racist relic of the past
>cerberus man's non-stop preaching about how evil Mega Man is for destroying robots that are endangering others (and him groveling for forgiveness)
>wasting the potential behind the cool idea of making Classic series equivalents to Battle Network characters on making Dr. Regal an unfunny joke villain because ha ha MMBN4 sucked
I forgot most of this game's dialogue but I'll never forget these ones, jesus fuck

>TIGER IS NIKO PILLED
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I HATE CLARET HOLLOWS B27F
I HATE CLARET HOLLOWS B27F
I HATE CLARET HOLLOWS B27F
I HATE CLARET HOLLOWS B27F
MAKE IT END

>>713380561
And to add insult to injury, he's tied to one of the worst mechnanics to ever make it into a Mario Kart game.
>t. got the game on launch and STILL don't have Coin Coffer, Rocky Wrench, Swooper, Fishbone, or The Dolphin because Kamek won't fucking give them to me

>three rocks
>failed molds
TODAY FUCKING SUCKS

>>713062759
General
>200cc. How the fuck did this not make it in
>Item rebalance, new items like Gold Shell and Coin Block feel like shit while power items are ridiculously strong ESPECIALLY on highways
>Buff wall riding tricks and routes, the optimal route on most tracks is to just avoid all of the cool mechanics they added and just rush rails whenever possible
>More costumes even for NPC drivers, it's dumb as hell that one of the big selling points of the game (Dash Food, costumes, and feeling like you're on a road trip) just straight up does not apply for most of the roster and might as well not be there for characters like DK or Pauline
>Fix the UI in the character select
>Either allow for custom Knockout Tours or readd All Cup Tour from Double Dash as just one big hour+ long race
>More karts / more characters etc. so Free Roam doesn't feel so dull
Single-player
>Make classic Grand Prix (no intermissions) an option
>Show completed P-Switch / Peach coins on the map
>Add an actual jukebox where you can skip songs instead of music being random and uncontrollable
Multi-player
>Track-only needs to be the standard online. Right now it's 3 highways + random when it needs to be AT MINIMUM 2 tracks + 1 highway + random
>Readd tournament mode
>Add better battle maps, add battle options, and readd Renegade Roundup (I don't care if Piranha Plant is a racer now, just give him a second plant)
This game should've had a story mode but no fucking way they add that in

>>712460851
I DON'T CARE ABOUT FESTIVAL FAGGOTRY (EXCEPT MIKU). GIVE ME STREET FIGHTER YOU SEMITES.

>Paper Mario: Wahoo mamamia, Princess Peach got-a kidnapped again-a! Holy ravioli! Time-a to go on a fun-a RPG adventure to save her-a!
>Paper Mario fandom: TRANS TRANS TRANS TRANS TRANS DID YOU KNOW THAT VIVIAN IS TRANS THEY DEADASS PUT A TRANSWOMAN AND HER LITERALLY JK "HITLER" ROWLING TERF SISTER IN A MARIO GAME TRANS TRANS TRANS TRANS LOOK AT THIS SMOL CUTE TRANS BEAN UwU