>>718526521
>hype
What hype? People just enjoy playing the game. Again, if you're not getting it
>people enjoy PLAYING the game
The H-content is there, sure, but people play it for the gameplay. If you find the combat pointless, that's your choice, but enough people like jrpg stat/gear progression to discuss the game and Alice

>Run Duchess and Wylder duo on Heolster.
>Find Cord End at first church
>Get sacrificial twigs and keep them in inventory but don't die
>Beat Heolster without either player getting downed
>Both characters go to area where you hold up Wylders earring for remembrance
>Audio cue *giggle* plays after a few seconds
>Click on bed for secret ending

Pregnant Duchess skin unlocked, Fromsoft you have done it again!

Yeah, I'm the Wylder
>Name myself "John Nightreign" because I'm the main character. Only play Wylder.
>Did I just start the game today or have I played 200 matches? You'll never know.
>Double grapple speed across the map alone just to die too far away to revive.

Yeah, I'm the Guardian
>I will walk around constantly blocking all the enemies who wont even look at me.
>I always do less than .001% damage to anything during the whole expedition.
>I don't know why the world thinks I suck but I will certainly prove them right.

Yeah, I'm the Ironeye
>I'm going to run to some random place on the map and ping 10 times per second.
>Let me just stand 200 yards away and hit the boss for 1 damage without noticing.
>So you wont revive me from 3-bar while I'm a mile deep in the rain? Guess I'll quit.

Yeah, I'm the Duchess
>I will run up to the boss like I'm going to hit them and do 15 sideflips instead.
>I hardly ever reprise enemies but when I do it's right before you do any damage.
>I turn invisible just to revive you then die and you can revive me then die, repeat.

Yeah, I'm the Raider
>I'm going to an evergaol the moment I first land to immediately get downed.
>Then I'm headed to the castle right after to die to something else at level 3.
>At least I trapped the boss and loot inside my cube for 20 seconds, lets wait.

Yeah, I'm the Revenant
>Watch me whiff with the biggest and most ineffective weapon I can find.
>I forget to remove my huge ghost skeleton and block doorways and loot.
>I will die less than one quarter second after I am revived from 3-bar again.

Yeah, I'm the Recluse
>I will come to revive you and do the no fp animation 3 times.
>I'm going to mess up the magic cocktail mix and kill myself.
>Let me run across the whole map to this rise I won't know how to open.

Yeah, I'm the Executor
>I always fuck up my parries and die to trash mobs.
>I will then immediately try again, fail again, and go 2-bar.
>Ok no big deal, now surely I won't mess it up a third time...

When a random anon messages me that my dress looks cute but I forgot that I'm not playing Revenant, Recluse, or Duchess. I'm playing Executor...

Anybody else feel like the everdark sovereign expedition isn't even hard? Like Adel is just an easy boss and even with the increased aggression and mechanics it's still no problem at all.

>>1711124
>Bane had a girlfriend
What happened to her?
>Seen a vagina