MAIN GAMES (CoTW NOW): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v6HQYTYOho
SIDE GAMES (BLAZBLUE NOW): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSpAiGd7RmM
Guilty Gear XXAC+R: https://www.twitch.tv/MrPomegranX
Million Arthur Arcana Blood: https://www.twitch.tv/bored_erlands
Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3: https://www.twitch.tv/TampaNeverSleeps
Mortal Kombat XL: https://twitch.tv/bayareamadhouse
Street Fighter Alpha 3 Upper: https://twitch.tv/SaintSunday / https://twitch.tv/TeamStrike1st
>African characters
>Shackles on her hands and feet
What did harada mean by this
OKAY /v/ ONE TIME FOR THE ONE TIME I NEED YOU TO
>MAKE
>SOME
>NOISE
>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
C'mon Chikurin, I wanna see Clive in Grands you can do it
CAP/co/M PRESENTS
MAR/v/EL COMICS
>>717221802African (Indian)
>>717221802She's from Madagascar anon they were chilling
8th for plapping persia's communal cum pit pussy
post yfw we still have another 2 hours of tekken 8
WE GOT ANOTHER ANNA
SO MAKE SOME DAMN NOISE!
>>717221802>African character>she's just a brown Japanese girlWhat did Harada mean by this?
>>717221843NOISE!!!!!!!!!!!
>>717221738 (OP)that Arslan faggot always plays the most OP characters ever
>>717221859>There's no life altering event making me like scat.Your brain probably blocks it out instinctively
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5LYsizhFxc
Reminder that Arslan Ash got "misled" and took steroids on accident, lmao.
https://esportsinsider.com/2025/07/arslan-ash-iesf-steroid-use
why the fuck does anna have a bazooka
>>717221957enhance those feet
>>717221904How low value do you have to be to get cheated on by a fat bitch
>>717221738 (OP)SonicFox is on route to replacing Justin Wong as the best fighting game player in the world
>>717221843aaaaaaaAAAIIIEEEE
>>717221984I know it's an abhorrent fetish but I am at peace with it.
>>717221946It's winners finals surely not
>>717222013https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDdOchBejcc
>>717221946I'm comfy on the KoF stream
>>717222067>when you witness a man experience the pain of 10 holocausts (real) all at once
>>717221946no way this lasts 2 more hours
>>717222013This is like that MMA fighter finding out that testosterone was indeed steroids. It's amazing what we let people get away with as long as they feign ignorance.
>at evo
>watching tekken
>almost doze off 5 times
is this the tekken effect anons
>>717221946COME ON BROS AREN'T YOU EXCITED
MAKE
SOME
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOISE
just passing the time during anna fighter 8
I just remember some of you have work on monday.
>>717222152hang in there bro
>>717222129I can't believe he's gone. I can't believe his hair was so kino up until the end.
>>717221946So far I've enjoyed the ad brakes more than the actual show
>>7172219464 hours of the worst game at EVO
kill me
>>717222152MAKE SOME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOISE
>>717222013>>717222095>>717222151Someone explain to me how anabolic steroids would help someone be better at a video game.
>>717222192Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened.
>>717221738 (OP)>Turn on Tekken 8>never seen it>Looks like Soul Calibur knockoffWhat the fuck happened?
>>717222067me everytime i hear
>GOOD ASS TEKKENor
>MAKE SOME NOISE
>>717222061>implying someone like persia wouldn't cheat on any normal men to the first rich guy she ran intolife is not a disney movie, retard-kun
>>717222152You better be making noise or I will find you
Is Tekken 8 the Street Fighter V of fighting games?
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>>717221946I'M GONNA MAKE SOME NOISE
which soul calibur character is this in tekken?
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I got my haaaaaaaands on my back!
bruh does anyone enjoy watching Tekken 8? Does anyone actually go "That guy made a sick read!" or whatever. It's just two dudes trading strings and 50/50s and pokes
>>717222247And by knockoff I mean chink shit that doesn't understand what makes the game good.
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>>717221904Fucking cunt. Yipes is a bro. How could she do that? Women ruin everything.
STEVE LET ME GO
LET ME GO I WON'T MAKE ANY MORE NOISE
>>717222240your backne randomly exploding during matches helps keep you on your toes
>>717222279SFV was fun though.
Why the fuck would you buy this?
How do you fuck up bikinis. The most simple thing to get right, ever?
Literally every. single. thing they do they do it wrong.
>>717222192My hair does this if I let it get too long, and I'm beginning to go grey slowly but surely. I don't want to seem like I'm stealing Lynch's look though so I keep it short. Dude was rad though
>>717222279no, it's way way worse than that, it's like the KoF 12
u-uhm if you p-please uhm if its o-okay uhm please uhmmm c-could you make some n-noise? please? okay? no? it's okay...
>Were rooting for FFXVI character in Kekken 8
>>717221738 (OP)Female browsers, contact me on Discord. Tag: j1bunw00
more so if you enjoy videogames, anime, and all artistiic and creatiiveโwhether it's loIi, Pokemon, Fate, Dragon Quest, Limbus Company, Bravely Default, Fire Emblem, /m/ series, Kemono, SMT, Mega Man, Monogatari, RWBY, Digimon, Disgaea or series like , Sonic, 3D SFM, Castlevania, Touhou,and more.Danganronpa, Monster Hunter, Final Fantasy, and more
>>717222334Not at launch.
i really fucking hate clive. that fucking characters is playing soul calibur while the entire cast is playing a shittier version of tekken
>>717222369adapt to the hard times
>have to go home and fuck this every night
>she cheats on you anyway
That Mexican commentator on the KOFXV stream is fucking annoying, SHUT THE FUCK UP RETARD
>>717222331I hate how that disgusting image has me giggling like a little bitch.
>>717222341They are lazy and copy pasted the same model to every women
>GOOD ASS TEKKEN
>MAKE SOME NOISE
Where can I sign the petition to ban tastysteve from ever commentating again?
Any SNK announcements so far aside from the stupid three-day Ken COTW one that has me bored to tears? SNK has really dropped the ball so far it seems.
>>717222189PLEASE be a man please i need it
>>717222189I'd rather not
>>717222382It is making me want a new SC
>>717221738 (OP)Arslan ASS getting his shit pushed in for once
>>717222189How are that dudes thighs so thick wtf
Is Tekken 8 season 2 the single worst balance patch in fighting game history?
Only other I can think of was the android 21 patch for DBFZ.
A Soul Calibur key is 5 fucking dollars. Do I do it? For my boy Raphael?
>>717222152why aren't you MAKING NOOOOOOISE
>>717222392I hate that guy so much, why does he get work
>>717222324She's disgusting
>>717222380It became fun once they added Urien.
PLEASE SEND ASH TO THE LOSERS SIDE PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>717222291Clive? I think they might've actually reused some groh animations.
Groh was a gorilla but I don't think even he can compare to clive's + frames.
MAKE SOME MOTHERFUCKING NOISE NIGGA
>>717222423Nobody cares about opinions from miserable fucks like you.
where do you faggots go after these threads are done
I'm so tired of being lonely and miserable
>>717222324plap plap plap
>>717222419dont worry he only commentates shit 8
>>717222472Yes
I did it for him and my main too. I think it's the only FG I didn't buy all the DLC for
>>717221946save me chipotle
Are the Japanese once again going to prove dominance by winning COTW, Tekken and sf6?
>>717222067That moment made the weekend for me
>>717222526G's gameplay was utter garbage
look at this game, literally under night 3D
okay wait this match is kinda hype
>>717222557Doing it right now. One person is all I needed.
guys don't forget....TO MAKE SOME NOISE
>>717222525YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
why madagascar chick and not christie/josie?
>>717222531Away from fighting game generals because they're full of weirdos.
Why are the KOFXV top 8 almost all Mexicans? I thought they were trash at fighting games.
>>717222563Rooting for my man Fuudo, but I think M*na's gonna win
>>717222067Has he been seen since this? Did he kill himself?
>>717222540I just want him permanently gone from anything ever. That's all. He can do some more Chipotle commercials or something.
>>717222531>he thinks the threads endBuy Street Fighter 6.
Buy every fighting game. Enjoy the best autistic community of all time.
>>717222531fighting games
>>717222531my sekrit altchan
>>717222403I dunno what image you mean but that's probably a good thing
>>717222531To work? I got kids and shit, son
>>717222642powaaaaa to zeeee aaaass
>>717222632why can't I have sex with a girl no matter what I do
is it because I'm autistic
even the autistic girls I talked to rejected me
>>717222632Theres no way some fgc fag gets to fuck this. How did he do it bros
Is this game as braindead as it looks? It just looks like autistic mashing until someone gets a launcher and does an 80% combo
>>717222632Can she sit on my face?
>>717222526POWAH TO ZE ASS
>>717222632GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
>>717222698Its a mental image, anon.
>kamone vs fans is already done
fuck i couldve watched that instead of tekken a nap 8
I gave up T8 when they announced Clive
I didn't thought it could actually get worse, but it did
>>717222531I play games. I don't browse /v/ except for tourney threads and UNI weekends.
>>717222716nigga have you seen her butter face
>>717222531this is the year so hell probably, if it's real
>>717222632i don't get it, she poops from there, that hole stinks, it's not a hole made for sex
what's the appeal?
>>717222717Tekken 8 was too aggro
They promised season 2 would reduce aggro and promote defense
Season 2 is even more aggro
Entire community hates them and wants to put Harada's head on a pike to the point that he has meekly abandoned his previous attitude.
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>>717222531To the online lobbies. When I'm not talking about fighting games, I'm playing fighting games.
>>717222657i only play dead games on fightcade and never say a word because I'm autistic and saying gg makes me feel really uncomfortable
>>717222767You're supposed to announce crossover character late into a game's life to generate interest in the novelty while simultaneously ruining the game to raise expectations for the sequel.
BamCo didn't get the message.
>>717222717yes
they nerfed the shit out of movement and defense because little timmy kept getting out footsied and combo'd to death
>>717222756good thing I'm a 5
THIS
IS
SOME
GOOD
ASS
TEKKEN
SO
MAKE
SOME
NOISE
!
>>717222632i want to see her pressing out a big fat log of shit
>>717222825Talk to people anon, make some homies
Not everyone is salty. I just want another retard to talk about frame data with.
>>717222531fucking your mom
>>717222854I want to see her do the dishes.
>>717222629SNK fighters are Mexican Party games.
>>717222531Play games and talk to my friends. I don't use /v/ outside of Blue Archive threads or FG threads occasionally.
THIS IS SOME GOOD ASS COACHING
>>717222531Fighting game threads, but they've been super gay lately.
>>717222909MAKE SOME ADJUSTMENTS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
tell me did they make tekken take 3 rounds to win to artificially lengthen on how long these matches last? I love having to potentially watch 5 matches to see 1 person win one set
nah these guys getting sensual on the stage
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hold one another's hands...
>>717222870making some NOISE right now
i'd rather gamble on umas than watch tekken or sf6
>>717222531None of my friends play fighting games, so these are one of the few times I get to enjoy them with others, even somewhat.
Its been this way for years sadly. I down live in the city anymore, so getting to locals is a hassle.
>>717222791A nice ass makes a butter face worth it unironically
if the finals are arslan vs atif, im out
the most boring type of tekken imaginable
>>717222870lmao i forgot about this stream
this was so based, it got, and held, surprisingly high rank too iirc
What the fuck was that gay shit
>>717222867every time i talk to someone i regret it
>>717223002MAKE SOME CHIPOTLE
Fuck I thought paki vs paki wasn't happening...
>>717222717they got the wrong message from tekken 7, they over corrected the wrong thing about it
>>717223005>surprisingly high rank>never made it to mid ranks
guys you better make some noice
>>717223040I have chipotle fatigue
>>717222710>anons in this thread somehow have kidsWe are ALL gonna make it bros
>>717223020He's powering up from friendship
Tekken just looks so silly. Like youโre playing hacky sack with a human body.
>>717222531Work
I lurkn threads based on the other games I like
I tried the various generals on /vg/ but those homos never played games. I try to visit the Uni2 threads but I'm A) Bad B) Australian C) At a bad time usually
so I just suffer and keep my love of fightans to myself
>>717223087you obviously have not been on the burrito bus
Do you think some random country like Tajikistan is actually cracked at a fighting game but none of the players have gone to a tournament.
https://www.twitch.tv/evo1
KoF is on. I've never played KoF, have over a thousand hours in Tekken, and this is much more entertaining to watch.
>>717223025You're talking to people right now you whiny faggot.
>>717222791>um actually i'd say no to thisfag.
Why do people here hate Tekken 8?
Or is it just the general hate for any modern fighting game that has more than 100 people playing it?
>>717222531I play table tennis which has a lot of overlap with fighting games both in demographics and gameplay. Close quarters combat. You vs. some asian dude or autistic white guy.
>>717223025get back in there.
>>717221738 (OP)Sex with sombreros on
>>717222982Mini Cactus will be the next Tekken 8 guest character.
>>717223087The two times I've had chipotle I've found myself living on the toilet for a day having stuff come out from both ends. Never again
MAKE SOME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOISE
MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE FAGGOTS
MAKE SOME NOISE FOR ME ONE TIME FOR THE ONE TIME THIS IS SOME GOOD ASS TEKKEN GET OFF OF ME BROUGHT TO YOU BY WHITECLAW
>>717223149That's literally what happened with Pakistan.
>>717223162Nigga are you watching the stream? It's just boring
>>717223162play it and you'll understand
>>717223161didn't say i'd say no but she is nothing special beside her fat ass
Yeah, I'm outta here until SF6.
Poor FF16 cant catch a break
>game 5 down to the last round
>thread is dead silent
damn
people don't give a fuck about tekken huh
>>717223080it was LITERALLY just a bot that mashed 1 face button at a regular interval and it got to what like 800 i can't remember, but either way for being a bot that just hits 1 button that's hilarious
>>717222757>kamone vs fansWhat channel was it one?
>live in a city that's relatively close to 2 other cities
>no locals in my area
They gave me a sliver of hope for this trash and then took it away.
>>717223250That's why I'm wondering if it's not on limited to one case
ayo shoutouts to ALLAH da goat
>>717223162>Why do people here hate Tekken 8?Look at the fucking screen, Murray. Tekken is the series I have the most time in. I've enjoyed my time with other modern FGs. T8 is just genuine dogshit.
>>717223162It is an assault on the senses and does not respect you as a player.
If you play it and take it seriously, you'll get it.
what the fuck just happened
looks like clive threw
>tekken character hits the floor 6 times per combo
>can still connect off it
this is some marvel tier slop
>>717223278I'm too busy making noise, dude.
>>717223278i've been masturbating to mai scat collection id tekken stream over yet?
>>717223278it's rock em sock em robots
>>717223232>>717223240>>717223247>>717223249I can't be any louder without my neighbor calling the cops
>>717222632NAME??
also what even happen chikurin????? you had everything man!! Throw that faggot into losers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>717223098I wouldn't be surprised if actual FG Anons are a bit more well adjusted than the median on this basket weaving forum.
>>717223278Everything past 5 doesn't exist to me
>>717223278they do, arslan just makes every match extremely boring with his poking "perfect tekken" playstyle
he also did this in tekken 7 which is why people dislike him and hate seeing him win
its like hbox with jigglypuff in smash
>>717223201I can't, I got banned by some faggot nigger janny
>>717223162>nerf all defensive options because aggression is le heckin hype>forget that it's a two player game and somebody has to be on the other side of the aggression and now can't do anything>promise that you'll improve defense while toning down aggression >double down on aggression to the point game is completely homogenised>completely unfun to play
>>717223252>>717223309What are you talking about?
Watching it It's extremely fun to watch.
I know I heard It's had some terrible patches this year, but in terms of watching I'm having a good time.
>>717223260>>717223310I can see why playing it might not be as fun, I've only touched it casually.
>>717223292Thats actually is surprising. That sucks.
>>717223161have you tried stop being a fucking virgin so you can get better standards when it comes to fucking women and not just think with your 2 inch pp?
>>717222531/vg/ various different generals.
>>717223162I explained earlier
>Game comes out, is dumbed down, and is hyper aggro eliminating many of the things that make tekken tekken. Just active heat rage art armored bullshit.>Team promises season 2 will fix this and make it more defensive>Season 2 is actually MORE aggro AND has a ton of bugs>People who were unhappy with T8 just get fucking fed up and go full doomer
>>717223179yesterday's tourney was fun, wish it had been today instead so I'd have something good to watch
I left 30min ago when this guy started screaming make some noise and I just walk in and he is STILL at it lmao
>>717223349MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE FOR THE COPS ONE TIME FOR THE ONE TIME
Not even Aris is making Tekken top 8 bearable anymore.
>>717223317marvel generally only has 1 ground bounce. This has gone a level beyond
>>717223395>Watching it It's extremely fun to watch.
>>717223349I CAN'T HEAR YOU ANON
MAKE
SOME
NOISE
>>717223410A woman like that is unironically a catch for most men in modern america
>everyone in the crowd got happy that clive lost
LMAO. amazing guest character. loved by everyone right murray?
>>717223289It's still not "surprisingly high"
>>717223474absolutely fucking saved
>>717223278I was just kind of locked into the fight. Was really hoping Chikurin to win and thought he was going to.
>>717223162thread quiet usually means the match is good enough for people to be watching more than shitposting
>>717221738 (OP)MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE YOU FAGGOTTTTSSSSSS
I thought Tekken was banned in Pakistan. The women in the game are not covered up.
>>717223483How did a translator gain so much power?
>>717223395>Watching it It's extremely fun to watch.
Ask for coach = lose, simple as
>>717223292>Live in smallish town>Only local is for smeeleeI keep thinking about starting one, but I'm definitely too stupid
>>717223486>actually i expect a script that just hits 1 input regularly to win more than 1 match in ranked per dayreal? ok you pedantic faggot
>>717223291they were doing it on the arcsystemsworks twitch channel
the rock paper scissors shit happening on max's stream is more entertaining than tekken. this shit is depressing.
>>717223516Steve... The ads...
>>717223370i see
even as an occasional, casual viewer of tekken i know what you're talking about with him being boring
hbox has been great ever since his heel arc years ago, though
>>717223526You should try experiencing the real world instead of getting your world view from 4chan.
I have Arslen Ash fatigue
MAKE
SOME
FACKING
NOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSEEEEEEE
MAKE SOME NOISE!!!!!!!!!1
>>717223595me 7 years ago
>>717223395Kill yourself.
>>717223545>>717223474Kek. What game was this from???
The cleavage lineup on that front row...
>Victrix actually fixed the button spacing on the fightpad module
So, there's hope.
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who are these sluts
MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE NIGGAS
>>717223474me after i finish a truly awful game
>>717223565Winning in low ranks with one button isn't impressive.
I can go and do that in strive or SF6 by mashing a low heavy.
As an avid Tekken player, Tekken 8 is garbage and I'm sick of Tasty Steve and all of the artificial hype surrounding this garbage ass game
Guys I don't think I can make any more noise... I'm at my limit...
>>717223278I try, but I just can't bring myself to care. VF and SC are more my speed and I've just accepted it.
>>717223483>Straight up lyingI'm in the crowd right now nobody wanted arslan to win retard lmao.
>>717223486Least autistic pedantic conversation on /v/
>>717223693MAKE SOME NOOOOOOOOOISE
imagine banning someone on evo weekend
kill yourself nigger janny
>>717223465>>717223531>>717223632>NOOOOOOO YOU MUST CONFORM TO GROUP THINK
>>717223653some prosties they found around the corner
>>717223653paid bandai-namco employers
>>717223653For the winner.
>>717223653now THIS makes me make some noise...
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>SNK will never make another KoF like XIII again
>Tekken players keep bitching about one character's one normal being overpowered or braindead, use stick covers to hide their inputs, and get turbo mad when they lose because someone was mashing from a slight disadvantage on block
>meanwhile Marvel players use infinites, guaranteed guard break setups and other bullshit to brutally fuck each other to death while mashing on their sticks like gorillas and then just say gg go next
I don't play either of these games but the stark difference in these communities is funny to me.
what's on the chipotle noise man screen
I think I can count on one hand how many white guys I saw in these streams over the weekend. Everyone is black, all sorts of brown, or asian.
>>717223739make some noise
Justin and Yipes commenting MVC2 as if they couldn't have won that tournament themselves with relative ease.
>>717223653literally prostitutes with onlyfans who are promoting themselves. they were also there last year
>>717223565Anon just ignore that guy. He's just going to diminish whatever you say. The Eddy bot made it way higher than it had any right to. Was a funny experiment.
>>717223548Me when I find out that Jiyuna and Majin Obama weren't colluding to destroy Blazblue the last 10 years and it was all in my head
How many abortions has Sherry had?
>>717223760that's the fgc in a nutshell
m a k e s o m e n o i s e
>>717223758chipotle ingredients
Like the new aspect ratio
>>717223726Go play your game for once Murray. Your OC is even in it now.
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Thoughts?
>>717223760Watch guilty gear there uhh white guys depending on your definition in that
>>717223847makes me feel kinda noisy...
>>717223779Justin could probably still win UMvC3 tournaments too but he's a family man now
>>717223847Is this healthy?
>>717223847I just generated some sound waves after seeing this.
>>717223646What was wrong with the button spacing? I tried it and I liked it, I just think it's way overpriced. Would like that same controller with the standard asymmetrical layout without the modular gimmick bloating the price. I know there's an older version of that but it's really shit.
>>717223847UNO BEERO LASS, PLEASE
I live in/near a big city should I start going to locals even if I just bought SF6 and have never taken a fighting game seriously?
>>717223872BRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>717223653Is that Saint Cola?
>>717223760The white guys were playing that furry smash clone yesterday weren't they?
>>717223847glad a nice legit mexican restaurant opened up a few blocks from me with good quality and really reasonable prices
>>717223752It has to do with how characters are relative to other ones. Tekken has pretty much always been an explosive game. In fact, combos are so long that it feels slower than ever. That doesn't mean there can't be overcentralizing bullshit that waters down the rest of the game. It isn't like Marvel 3 players didn't bitch heavily about Phoenix and Morrigan when they dominated meta
>>717223847food photog turned the saturation up too high
also their hot salsa is great and I cant fucking find anything like it. I need to just make my own but all the copycat recipes I've tried have been bullshit.
>>717222870>won against a guy who 90%'d his hp bar in 1 combo
How come the european FGC didn't represent itself at all? Do they play in a different tournament or something? Or are they just jobbers compared to the US and east asia?
>>717223914Lmao, homie getting in there.
Ok so what was the best Tekken game as far as comp goes? Someone told me once:
>3>6>5>TT1>4>2>7>TT2>1>8
is tekken 8 really that boring that you guys would rather analyze mexican food
>>717223847I feel the need to be loud... Perhaps even make some noise...
Had to work this weekend, anything fun happen this time or has it been boring as shit?
>mexican player called "wero"
kek
>>717224014I am trying to MAKE SOME NOISE
NIGGER JANNY
NIGGER JANNY
how does it feel that you can't stop me from posting
go ahead ban me again feel powerful I know you need it
>>717224034It's modern fighting games, what do you think?
>>717223981there's a couple of euros who do well in SF
France was super good at calibur
other than that, uhhhh
>>717224014Tekken 8 is literrally 2nd monitor and pay no attention to it until final round.
Why is Tekken 8 so fucking boring to watch
>>717223719they're bitches like that unfortunately
>>717223981Europe doesn't exist in the FGC outside the French Soulcalibur scene.
>>7172240011 and 2 are fucking raw, anyone calling them better than 8 is sus, but i've never actually played 8 only watched
>>717223893rice, beans, chicken, tomato., it looks very healty, the problem is the flour tortilla. use corn tortilla if you want a healty substitute
>>717224014Half the people here don't care or are barely even watching the stream and are just using this as a shitpost thread because of how active it is.
My money is on arslen taking it, yet again
>>717224073I watched all Top 8 and Tekken has been my least favorite by far.
>>7172240015DR > TT1 > Power Gap > TTT2 > T7 > T8 > T3 (Ryan Hart won with one string lol) > T4 (Broken game)
>>717223474literally me when I lose
he should have started to punch his own head, then it'd really be me
>>717223719i salute you coomer anon
>>717223981Phenom is in top 8 of SF6.
>>717224073Because there's usually a fuckton of particle effects on the screen while two characters go gorilla mode
>>717224105ettooooooo....
Summerslam ended what announcements did I miss?
>>717224069I mean, even some fun matches can happen if the players try to make it fun...
>>717224073Because it turns out a lot of what Tekken interesting and cinematic to watch is that it was so defensive and movement-focused, so when you have two fucking retards just mashing buttons in front of each other's faces you lose what made Tekken interesting - especially to casual viewers, who Michael Murray was obviously trying to appeal to.
the only noise ill be making is the loud liquid shits in the evo bathrooms after eating nothing but chipotle for 3 days straight
>>717224105finally, the devs are going to listen
>>717224073spiritually Israeli game
burritos are mid
mogged by tortas/cemitas
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>>717224119Bob 6 was so forgettable I forgot to list it. Put it between T7 and T8.
>>717222717as a Tekken God (top 3% or some shit) most of the time I'm randomly mashing. some characters like Mishimas can play without mashing though but most of the cast just presses shit.
>>717224105the harada is killing me
>>717224073No eye-candy due to the woke female designs.
sometimes I think about the thought of a nuke exploding above my head and I welcome it
>>717223981Broski didn't fly out because he couldn't justify wasting stupid money on a Vegas hotel room
>10PM
Tekken isnt close to being done
SF6 bros....?
>another year of some goat fucking paki pulling out a prayer rug and doing a chant on stage after he wins
I'm skipping this one tell me when Harada dies so they can make a good tekken again
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There's a Chipotle in walking distance down the street but I'd rather go to Baker's two blocks further if I'm going to get a burrito
CHIPOTLE TIME
>Black or Pinto beans?
>Tortilla or Bowl?
>Type of Protein?
>Spicy or Mild Salsa?
>Guacamole Yes or No?
>>717224263MAKE SOME NOISE
>>717224001>6 better than 5never ever, 5 was the peak and went to shit right after
3, tag and 5 are the best ones
>devs want to make their game as viewer friendly as possible
>make it so full of particle effects that you can't see anything
>>717224237sf6 isnt scheduled to start for another hour anon
>>717224237Sf6 wasn't even scheduled til 11 man. Shit was probably going to go to 2-3 am est
>>717224269TORTILLA
BOTH BEANS
SMALL AMOUNT OF RICE
CHICKEN
HOT SAUCE
SOUR CREAM
AS MUCH LETTUCE AS YOU CAN CRAM IN
Be honest, did you eat Chipotle since EVO started?
>>717224269>Bowl (I like burritos but tortillas are terrible for you)>Pinto Beans>Fajitas>Double meat Barbacoa + Chicken>Hot Sauce>Cheese>Sour Cream
why is KOF so popular in mexico anyways?
does every dude just buy the game to jork it to angel and then decide to play the game afterwards?
>>717224329i haven't eaten chipotle in ten years because it's never been good
IM ABOUT TO MAKE SOME NOISE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>717224329No nigga. I am never going there. I will always look at their store and think about EVO downtime.
Why do you fags always pretend to have such high standard for foods? chipotle is fine and half of you probably don't even cook for yourself you're eating whatever slop your mother cooks for you
What happened to Evo view counts? Tekken 8 can't even break 70k viewers. I remember years ago when fucking Melee passed 200k viewers. Is it just less interest in general for the FGC?
>>717224329chipotle isn't in my country
>>717224073>Get touched >boom bang BOOM>Launched across the screen>10 hit combo>Armored mid>Heat extender>high(low)>Cutscene>KO
>>717224329I have never eaten it and there is a restaurant at the end of my street
Anyone want to be friends and play some games after evo
When's the next major FGC tournament?
>>717224329There's a really good mexican joint near me with good burritos, plus they're cheaper than Chipotle, so no.
>>717224329If it was the price/portions of a decade ago? I'd do it. But nowadays it is too expensive and too little food.
>>717224269>black beans>white rice>double wrap tortilla>steak + chicken>all veggies>guac n chips
>>717224329The only Chipolte near me is over an hour away, there's another burrito place closer and it's okay enough.
>FT3 includes losers semis
first pleasant surprise of this top 8
>>717224227>think about the thoughtI welcome the thought of you thinking about welcoming the thought of a nuke exploding over your head
>>717224371https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhwUUs7SqPA
Do steroids dehyrdrate, grok?
>>717224329I'm unironically thinking about getting some tomorrow. Last time I tried it I hated it tho.
>>717224329i've been eating tostitos with queso/salsa mixed together warmed up in the microwave if that's good enough for sponsor-san
>>717224354neo geo machines were cheaper to import than SF ones back then and since neo geo machines ran on cartridges it was just more economical choice
Who don't other Tekken players convert to Islam since they can't seem to win.
>>717223896>What was wrong with the button spacing?IMO the square and X button were too low/too close to the center. The new one moves them up and shifts the logo to the bottom.
>Would like that same controller with the standard asymmetrical layout without the modular gimmick bloating the price.Agreed. All I really care about is the extra dpads and fight pad button layout. This new one does have hall effect sticks though.
>>717221738 (OP)what's with the cope boxes around the sticks?
>>717224034>>717224164I liked the finals in the City of the Wolves top 8. They were really evenly matched.
Is it just kekken and SF left
>>717224329Chipotle is America only, right?
>>717224329I've never been, never will. I'd rather go to a real mexican restaurant which there are plenty
>t8 still on
>anna still on
>>717224383Do you not know about start.gg? Shit literally has every tournament for like every game both online and offline. Its how people register but is also great for finding out when the big tournaments are for you to watch
>>717222189hot.
>b-but it's a man!hot.
wow tekken managed to be more of a snoozefest than granblue
THIS IS SOME GOOD ASS TEKKEN SO MAKE SOME NOISE
>>717224237Eliza return please.
I will play Tekken again
>>717224014There's nothing to commentate on Tekken 8.
>OHHHH HE DID A STRING>OHHHH HE HIT HIM WITH THE 50 50
why do tekken supers deal so low damage?
whats everyone eating bros?
>>717224463Shame the actual game is dead as shit.
>>717224463Kain is busted as fuck. ET was just playing like a god to make it look competitive.
>>717224515Because you get one every round for getting your ass beat.
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Durability on some of these characters...
>ET playing in KOFXV
Goddamn
>>717224073Because it's impossible to watch if you don't know how Tekken works.
I play and watch a lot of fighting games. Even mechanically dense games are easy to watch if the gameplay can be parsed without knowing those mechanics in-depth. Unless you play Tekken, Tekken just looks like two absolute fucking retards mashing normals in each other faces. Player 1 mashes their normals, which are apparently safe, and then player 2 mashes their normals, which are apparently safe. Occasionally someone gets checked by a low-high mix-up, which does nothing except reduce their health a little bit before they go back to mashing normals. Eventually someone gets hit by a launcher and they start playing the wall carry minigame for like 10 seconds.
tl;dr Tekken looks incredibly "dumb" as a casual viewer, and so it's impossible to perceive whether either player is actually good at the game or just blindly mashing normals into dial-a-combo wall carries. I honestly find fucking MOBAs - the most notoriously impenetrable spectator esport - easier to understand than Tekken.
MAKE SOME NOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE
>>717224473Yeah sorry only we get to die due to shit food
>>717223903100%
i have a lot of fighting game experience, but i met some really cool people
ANNA VS ANNA
MAKE SOME NOISE
>>717224518flamin' hot cheetos
Love edging while watching evo so much it's unreal
nice paki game tekkenfags
That's the only interesting character in top 8 gone
>ET is the only non-Mexican left in KoF top 8
QRD? Thought nips and gooks always won KoF.
>>717224493>WebmYou lurk there too?
>>717224378>>CutsceneI hate that they put this in Tekken so fucking much
It's jarring
>>717224329Mexican food sucks ass
>>717224329I had it about 2 hours ago.
Not specifically because of Evo though.
I just really like that Honey Chicken. Its the first thing that's made me want to go there because theres a smaller burrito chain near-ish thats much better overall in my opinion.
>>717224493>"We need to total Murray, V"
>>717224308that is the best part. while trying to pander to casuals they made game unapproachable to them due to hyper aggression while also making bad for them to follow the game
they made a game nobody likes
Why are jannies like this?
Tekken 8 makes my eyes hurt.
>>717224370melee is not fgc and has always gotten more views than actual fighting games which are niche
they've also started streaming on youtube which splits viewers, right now youtube has 40k viewers across both the channels so the actual viewer numbers are like 100-110k if you add the 70k or so from twitch
>>717224586They didn't compete because it's only a side tourney
>>717224515it scales depending on how much life you and the opponent have. when youre on low life and the enemy has a lot, it deals tons of damage, as a comeback mechanic
Howw come there were no Mexicans for CotW but they're dominating the hell out of KOFXV?
Jesus Christ tasty Steve's side of that glass table is covered in hand prints
MAKE SOME NOOOOOOOOOOOISE
oh god, please just don't reset
I feel like every game this year has gotten a ton of posting on how boring it is to watch
what if fighting games are boring
>>717224518chipotle and red bull
>>717224574When I do it too long my balls start to hurt and I get so called "blue balls"... what am I doing wrong?
>>717224269bowl
black beans
double chicken
mild
no sour cream
no cheese
yes guac
>>717224329last night
i forgot EVO was even going, i'm just addicted
what big reveals were shown off so far?
>>717224665Armored King is carrying this season on his back.
>>717224665it CAN and WILL get worse
I don't want to make any more noise.
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he has become a parody of himself at this point
I don't understand burrito bowls. would you eat a pizza bowl that's just a bowl full of pizza toppings with no crust? or a sandwich bowl that's cold cuts with no bread?
>>717224461us fgc'ers get embarrassed when anyone sees our tiny hands
what's the difference between the showcase stage and the arena stage?
>>717224496Holy shit, I just asked a fucking question, do you have to be such a dick? Get over yourself, retard.
tasty Steve needs to either go to turkey or shave it off
>>717224073I am trying to figure it out myself. I think its because the game has too many particle effects. You can't really tell what is happening. It reminds me of competitive overwatch.
I dunno about you guys, but I'm having a blast making some noise!
>>717224370it is almost impossible to watch tekken 8 without knowing how tekken works. casuals and non-tekken players can't follow or understand what the fuck is going on
>>717224706they revealed the brand new honey chicken twister, only for a limited time, at chipotle
>>717224269black beans
tortilla
double carnitas
corn salsa and cheese
guac no queso
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN3grbaJwE0
>>717224729they actually make those in some places nowadays. they're sold as a ketogenic alternative to pizza
>>717224729just dont call it a burrito. it's a rice, beans and meat plate in a bowl
>>717224686Everyone posts about how bad the current years evo is.
I enjoy them all in the moment though.
Its only reflection do I really think about weather or not it was better or worse than years prior really, but typically I enjoy them all as they are going on.
>>717224308pair that with the ancient bitrate limitation of twitch and you got the game looking like this when paused
>>717224751I wasn't trying to be a dick. I was trying to help ...
>>717221738 (OP)ANOTHER FUCKING BREAK!!! The last day of EVO is always the worst when it comes to commercial breaks, these pathetic fucking niggers milk that shit so hard, fuck you!
Was the crowd always this flaccid?
>pay $330 to attend evo
>don't play fighting games at all
>only going because friends are going
>dont know any of the players in any top 8 across all games
am i the part of the problem of evo being more catered to a casual audience anons?
am i
>>717224665I'M GOING TO MADAGASCAR
>>717224665well it's a shit game
admit it, 8 leroys was better than this.
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make
>>717224706New african waifu
>>717224329Last time I had chipotle was almost a year ago. It wasn't bad but it wasn't good. Stale rice, a bunch of beans and barely any meat. You can make a better burrito at home.
>>717224496>Do you not know about start.gg?some of the shit that does locals aren't on there and I have to hunt down discords
>>717224729i would eat a big bowl of cheese, tomato sauce, and salami
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MAKE SOME NOIIIIIIIISSEEEE!
>>717224830It's okay anon, as long as you're MAKING SOME NOOOOIIIIISE
>>717224821I think that anon misinterpreted your phrasing. There's an angle where you sound like
>Heh you don't know about start.gg?But you were just enthusiastic to share it.
Just a misunderstanding, both of you should leave things be and watch da show
>>717224848That was ass but also kinda funny so I'll agree
>>717224797Hes a little over dressed.
>>717224729In theory it's to reduce the amount of carbs, but then they just load that shit up on a bed of rice and beans.
I order them because it's easier to cover that shit in hot sauce, I'm a gigantic faggot.
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>>717224848Know what? At least Wingchung LOOKS cool.
>>717222982MAKE SOME DEBUT
>>717224729It's for people going low carb or gluten-free without saying the dirty word known as "salad".
>>717224518shitty frozen pizza and whiskey
>>717224819>youtube looks really good>chat is dead as fuck
>>717222982Why are a bunch of people playing that shit? Looks retarded.
>>717224945Way to early but whatever
ET not gonna let the spics win one huh
>>717224830as long as you're not a whiny faggot no, but if you ever for even a second think "this community i'm not involved with should do x" or "be like y" then yes, this goes for everything
>>717224951>MODS>waves finger above his head
chipotle y la concha de tu madre
>>717224815Eh I think if you've been a long time viewer its easier to notice the drop in quality primarily around ads, I'll say this is probably the best year since Sony took over though, last year was nearly unwatchable with the number of ads, you would have just a solid 4-5 minutes+ of ads only to come back and the the announcers read off an ad and then another 4-5 minutes of ads with no actual match played, this year the ads are excessive but less so
>>717224949It's full of indians and pakistanis arguing with each other.
>>717225061>drop in quality primarily around adsThat I will not dispute.
I just bitched in the new thread about that. I don't even care about ads or chipotle ads or whatever, but it just seems like they are doing WAY too often.
>ast year was nearly unwatchable with the number of adsYeah it was bad. If I had to choose between the way they did it last year, and this year, its definitely better this year even if "Buy chipotle" after every fight is a bit stupid.
>One of these guys is going home
I know it's a figure of speech but it's irking me because I know everyone in top 8 waits for the little award ceremony afterwards
>>717224518Mini tacos, salsa and adderall.
Why are all those Mexicans using Victrix Pro sticks? I thought they were poor?
>>717224686this generation of fighters is really boring due to the aggressive path devs took. that shit was chosen 8 years ago when those games were in the planning stage. and now we are seeing the result.
it is like they saw SFV and didn't understood that Capcom had to fire Ono because he was killing SF as a brand and do a 180ยบ and salvage the game with what they could do. now everyone else is in their SFV phase while Capcom is their post-SFV phase
JP devs are also getting uppity and doubling down on their shit ideas instead fixing their shit. it doesn't help either. they are acting like american devs now. you can see this in other genres too
>>717225292They're sponsored also not really
how is tekken more technical and complex than modern mortal kombat?
gameplay looks exactly the same
only lili winning can partially salvage this top 8
>>717225061>this year the ads are excessive but less soEvery day I feel like the world is trying to warp my perspective of what's too expensive, what's too excessive, and what's absurd only to tone it down a little but not too much. So things get worse, but like a constantly declining zig-zaging graph.
>>717224815the production quality took a massive hit tho, the prices increased by a lot while. $500 pass for the basic shit without access to the main stage on final day. streams at 1080p looking like 720p full of noise.
>>717225419Yeah but sony is a company normalizing you to things getting worse is their job, its kind of just a fact though there were genuinely about 10x as many ads last year as this year they at least seem to have taken the feedback seriously if nothing else
>>717224665Miary will be season 1 DLC in Tekken 9
>>717224949I was chatting before they turned on the forced subscribe. Fuck that though.
>>717225061Two years ago was the worst. This is definitely the best one of the new regime.
>>717225539I never go in person so I can't speak on prices. Because I have no friends who like Fighting games and I don't wanna go alone :(
Why do they keep switching back to the ugly dudes? I can't jerk off to this fight if they keep showing up.
I can't believe the thread fucking died.
go fuck yourself chikurin, was cheering for you until I saw you picked Clive you fucking fraud
>>717225632go alone and talking to random nerds is just fine. you will also be able to make friends
Finally a fair match between two steroid abusers who swear steroids lower reflexes so they would never take them again from a stranger at the gym.
>PK vs PK
>Anna vs Anna
bloody grim innit?
>>717226097>go alone and talking to random nerds is just fine. you will also be able to make friendsEh, I'm basically old now by game standards. Mingling with random people would have been fine once, but now I'd just want some people to chill with on the weekend. I would still like to go just once, but traveling all the way to Vegas is all the way across the country for me. Its not something I'd want to do alone unless I was actually entering I think. But maybe I can convince a friend to go next year finances permitting. I have at least one who used to casually play fighting games with me but mostly quit because I'm at the level where I'm really trash, but better than anyone I know in person and it puts them off of playing. Maybe they'd just like to be there for the experience or casual play.
>>717226147every player at higher level cheats with drugs. arslan just got caught. or do you serirously believe the japs and koreans withstand 12+ playing sessions with "muh pride and muh honor" bullshit?
same shit with sports. it is all about the genetics+PED combo.
that is why the pros don't talk about it lol
>>717226402major part of the fgc is at your level, anon. too god for causals. too bad to be pros. just to hangout and play even if you go only 1 time. it is pretty fun
>>717226413hmm I thought the cheaters took nootropics like adderall to keep focus. Steroids would be far less effective except maybe keeping you awake, but nootropics do that better.
>>717226730Yeah, I'll maybe attempt to go next year.
I had plans to go a few years back, but it just never panned out. Some IRL stuff hit.
>>717226413Evo should test for drugs then, and advertise them instead of chipotle.
>>717225539>$500 pass for the basic shit without access to the main stage on final dayThe fuck??
$500 doesnt get you to watch final day in person?
>>717227024the eSports scene already had a bubble burst. it is only being held by the saudis wanting to white wash their image.
if eSports competitions start doing drug tests, no player will survive. it is really that fucking bad. basically a open secret. FPS and MOBA scene is way worse with the high dosage of adderall and other PEDs people take
Boring ass Tekken. Just give me SF6 already
>>717227313no. you get relegated to the chipotle cuck area. i think it was another $200 for the main stage this year so $700. and that is without taxes
No better transition from a match between two possible females with short hair dressed for a blizzard than to a whole top 8 tournament of non-binary fighters and foot fetishists.
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>>717221946I didn't want to believe it.
>>717221957im getting an erection lads.