CS2 is leading people to suicide after Valve destroyed its economy overnight
Out of nowhere, completely unannounced, Valve dropped an update that completely changed CS2's economy and people are killing themselves en masse over this.
So basically CS2 is an hero shooter now
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:54:36 PM
No.723977793
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>>723977692 (OP)
Maybe these people should be fighting to fix their country instead of fighting over vertexes with coloring on them
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:55:16 PM
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>>723977716
KEK
FIPPY BIPPY
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:55:25 PM
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I hope a lot of them actually kill themselves, the world would be a better place without these wastes of spaces.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:56:24 PM
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>>723978426
>>723977716
Joke stealing pajeet
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:57:01 PM
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>>723977716
Pls, don't steal from Carlos
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:57:09 PM
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>>723977716
posting in epic thread
>>723977692 (OP)
What exactly did Valve do?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:57:10 PM
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>>723977716
holy shit fpbp
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:57:52 PM
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723977716
You aint no carlos bitch
>>723977716
holy shit FPBP
>>723978027
Basically out of nowhere they released an update that lets you convert red items (which used to be worthless and mostly held by casual players) into knives and gloves (the most valuable items in the game with some being worth over 1m dollars, owned exclusively by whales and traders)
>723977716
>aquajeet stealing the joke from anon in the other thread
do the needful and don't reply
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:59:26 PM
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>>723978473
>>723977692 (OP)
>17:53:41
>>723977716
>17:53:57
really now, guys? you can't tell a samefagging OP when you see one?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:59:49 PM
No.723978269
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>>723978501
>>723978027
They made ultra rare skins not so rare. Some retards spent 100k plus on them and now they're worthless
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:01:10 PM
No.723978381
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>>723978552
>>723977716
>not even mexicans are safe from thieving indians
It's truly a sad world we live in
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:01:14 PM
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:01:42 PM
No.723978426
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>>723979765
>>723977957
First day on 4chan?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:01:44 PM
No.723978430
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>>723977716
best /v/ post this week
>>723978237
don't you need to wait a minute before sending another post? Did he use..... his cellphone?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:02:20 PM
No.723978485
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>>723977716
kys joke stealing tranime poster
and don’t forget put this in the le ebin screencap faggots
>>723978167
>>723978269
So why should we be angry bout that? Sounds based
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:03:12 PM
No.723978552
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>>723978381
No honor between browns
>>723978473
Not when you're the op, you can post the first post instantly and usually it takes people some time to see your post pop up in the catalog
being posted within less than 20 seconds is a clear tell
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:04:06 PM
No.723978652
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>>723977716
Holy based Aquafag. Fuck Mexicans send them back to Brazil where they belong.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:04:08 PM
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>>723977692 (OP)
Digital goods were a mistake.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:04:12 PM
No.723978665
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>>723985423
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:04:21 PM
No.723978684
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>>723978839
>>723978563
damn op is a fag
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:04:39 PM
No.723978707
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>>723977692 (OP)
They just made a million more McSkillets
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:06:23 PM
No.723978839
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>>723978473
>>723978563
>>723978684
20 Seconds is about the time it takes to type up the new post, do the captcha, pull up a pic rel and post it, too
So yes, unless someone saw his post about what just so happens to be a current meme topic, thought up a le epic joke and started writing it instantly on the very second the post appeared in the catalog... Op is, in fact, a fag
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:06:27 PM
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>>723977692 (OP)
I missed the part where that's my problem.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:06:53 PM
No.723978882
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>>723979004
>>723977692 (OP)
This was literally part of my retirement.
I was sitting on 14K USD cos is better than stock in my own country but now it's fuckin worthless.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:07:23 PM
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>>723978852
Lol shut up OP you samefagging loser
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:08:15 PM
No.723979004
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>>723979151
>>723978882
Should have sold sooner
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:08:28 PM
No.723979017
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>>723979061
>>723978852
>>723978945
fuck off op we already caught onto you youre not wiggling your way out of this
>>723979017
What? I'm not me
>>723979004
Hey fuck you bro first of all. Life is hard here in Bulgaria okay and I thought I secured my future by unboxing that skin.
Let me just wire out a good eight years of your retirement and see how well you hold up?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:10:50 PM
No.723979219
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>AK Aquamarine revenge (my beloved) went down a bit
>Hydra gloves went up then down
weird shit
2 billion dollars gone in the wind
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:11:24 PM
No.723979268
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>>723979410
>>723979151
I'm not the one stupid enough to gamble my future on a digital knife
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:11:56 PM
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Shouldn't have shilled so much about the 30% so much thirdies.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:12:03 PM
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:12:29 PM
No.723979360
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>>723977692 (OP)
why do they try to stop people from doing it?
none of the people answering those calls give a shit about the people who lost everything. they only do it for brownie points
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:12:47 PM
No.723979382
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>>723979860
>>723977692 (OP)
i don't play fps shit, what is the qrd?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:12:48 PM
No.723979384
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>>723987932
>>723977692 (OP)
>Bad financial decisions are leading people to suicide after Valve updated a children's video game
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:13:00 PM
No.723979396
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>>723978925
>person makes carlos pun
>anime fag tries to take credit
many such cases
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:13:04 PM
No.723979404
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>>723979804
I don't understand anything about this :D
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:13:08 PM
No.723979410
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>>723980278
>>723979268
Ah yes my bad I should have went all in on crypto I forgot /biz/ is a board full of millionaires.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:13:39 PM
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>>723979235
Why? Won't those red skins become as valuable as knives proportionally?
I’ve been a loyal player of counter strike since source. I played global offensive religiously, and have traded over $4,000 worth of skins in my time. I currently own a stattrak talon doppler phase 2 with a blue laminate AK that has iBP 2014 sticker (non holo).
As soon as I heard this news (an hour ago) I realised what it meant, and went to sell my skins. Unfortunately ALL of the trading websites are down at the moment, so I can’t even cash my shit out.
I know it was stupid of me to keep such a large chunk of cash in game skins but I did not think valve would pull this on users out of nowhere. As SOON as I can I am cashing out my knife and selling my AK to someone. My knife has gone from $2600 yesterday to being valued at $900 today.
This is fucked
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:14:19 PM
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>>723977692 (OP)
>and people are killing themselves en masse over this
they are not you retard
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:14:20 PM
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lmaoooo imagine investing into something like this unironically
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:14:36 PM
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>>723979862
>>723979235
People are cashing out. Red skins were mostly held by casuals who are now absorbing the wealth of traders. This is making traders frustrated and they are quitting trading altogether.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:14:41 PM
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>>723977692 (OP)
Who would guess that Valve would start the Great cleanse?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:15:22 PM
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>>723977716
Fuck off faggot stop stealing jokes from Mexicans
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:15:37 PM
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>>723979498
>I did not think valve would pull this on users out of nowhere
Really? Doing this out of nowhere is the most Valve thing ever
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:15:40 PM
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>>723979920
>>723977692 (OP)
>cs2 skin market crash
Lot's of Russians will be throwing themselves out of windows then
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:16:19 PM
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>>723981839
this isn't quite as dumb as crypto because there are people actually buying stuff to have it, but it's pretty close
>>723978167
>hmm there's an awfully lot of demand for knives, maybe we should make them easier for players to get so they don't have to spend $1,000
How does Gabe manage to be so based?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:16:55 PM
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why would anybody pay money for game items? seems dumb to me.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:17:21 PM
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In hindsight I am fairly lucky.
I got the knife for $1200 in 2019 and then it rose to $2500, i knew I should’ve sold it a few months ago.
Most of the skins i used to own i sold, my gloves I sold while they were still expensive. The AK i was very lucky to get for almost free. If anything I will potentially hold onto the AK just because.
But the knife I am going to lose massively on unless I can sell it quickly. I want that gone asap
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:17:24 PM
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wtf I love that fat fuck Gabe now
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:17:29 PM
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>>723978426
Actually it's my second week
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:17:58 PM
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>>723981414
>>723979404
basically, from what I understand, valve made it so that you can exchange 5 covert (basically the highest "rarity" for items) things for a covert knife, making the "original" knifes before that worth way less but made misc covert items shoot to the moon
something something supply and demand caused the market to get nuked
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:18:49 PM
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>>723979382
Counter strike has cosmetic items. Knives and gloves are absurdly priced, like $1,000 minimum.
Valve updated it so you can combine items to get rarer ones, instead of having to unlock them. A lot like crafting in team fortress 2. This crashed the value of knives and gloves, many people who used them as a savings account.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:18:50 PM
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>>723979537
>Red skins were mostly held by casuals
Gabe always thinking about the working class, fuck paypiggies
The knife is still hovering around 900-1500, so I’ll dump it as soon as i can for Bitcoin. Because i know it’s going to go down further, and even if it doesn’t, i don’t trust Gabe after this
I would rather buy gold or silver or something that can’t be “updated”
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:19:02 PM
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:19:13 PM
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>>723983250
>>723978501
it is based. only thirdies are upset about it because they dumped their life savings into a speculative vidya skins market
>>723979061
>>723979139
>>723978852
did these people even loose that much money?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:19:30 PM
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>>723979624
All eastern europe it's so bleak.
I don't expect amerifats to understand though.
This was a complete dog act by Gabe
Updating CSGO to CS2 was in itself a retarded decision that almost fucked the game but this latest update will 100000% be the nail in the coffin
He just took any hope of the game surviving and nailed it so deep into the ground
Counter strike is *officially* dead from this moment on. any person with a brain left will move to Valorant right now and never invest money into skins ever again
Fuck gabe, fuck counter strike, and fuck gun skins
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:20:16 PM
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>>723979864
>gold or silver or something that can’t be “updated”
what is hyperinflation
>>723977716
>an hero
hello saar
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:21:02 PM
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This is actually making me want to reinstall and play the game again for the first time in years. Maybe I can finally get a cool knife
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:21:08 PM
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>>723980173
>>723977692 (OP)
But they didn't delete any knives from existence, did they? Everybody still has what they paid for. Why the drama?
>>723979904
I just lost 2k in a day
Some other people have lost like 50 grand
One guy on my friends list lost 100 grand worth of knives
People are going to kill themselves over this. Im lucky i only lost 2 grand
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:21:37 PM
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>>723980305
>>723977692 (OP)
Why are dumbasses trading FPS cosmestics (can you even see your character, I don't get it) for real money? Are they retarded?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:21:42 PM
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>>723978167
based
skin traders are idiots for putting their life savings into a system that someone else has every right to change as they see fit at any moment they want to
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:21:59 PM
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>>723979981
SAAAAR WE SAPPORT RIOT NOW SAAAR
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:22:06 PM
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>>723980001
>he doesn't know what an hero is
newfag...
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:22:16 PM
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>>723980275
>>723979498
>Unfortunately ALL of the trading websites are down
Whatever could the reason be
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:22:24 PM
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>>723980457
>>723980050
They just massively pumped up the supply and now all prices are crashing
Like 80% crashes in six hours. It’s that bad
people lost thousands last night, millions even.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:22:49 PM
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>>723980370
>>723980070
Imagine investing 100 grand in in game items in a videogame. I didn't know people could be that retarded. I thought buying wow gold was as dumb as it gets.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:23:09 PM
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>>723985312
>>723979904
No. Because it was never real to begin with. Speculative trading is always a fool's trap, but doubly so with virtual items that don't exist.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:23:34 PM
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>>723979981
You mean insurgency sandstorm
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:23:36 PM
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>>723977692 (OP)
having items be worth real world money was kind of stupid for this exact reason
there's nothing stopping devs from rugpulling you in your sleep
valve is also pretty stupid for enabling these gambling autists and it'll probably come back to bite them in the ass since at least one of them will probably want revenge
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:23:41 PM
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>>723980163
Yeah i cant liquidate shit right now
I just tried like 20 different sites and they’ve all disabled trading “due to steam updates”
I want off the boat NOW gabe
Right now
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:23:41 PM
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>>723981773
>>723979410
Nta, but maybe get a job faggot lmfao this is the greatest day of my life. Thank you based gaben. This was a better gift than HL3
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:24:02 PM
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>>723980587
>>723980098
>anons live in shithole countries where their currency can't be trusted at all
>CSGO cosmetics are unironically incredibly accessible as a market, very secure and can be liquidated fast if needed
I can see why they do it for the same reason they get into crypto.
>shit game update
>*crickets*
>NFTs crash
>RAAAAAAAAAAAH
Nobody actually plays this game
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:24:26 PM
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>>723977716
now post it on your twitter you actual fucking shitskin thief
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:24:28 PM
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>>723980481
>>723980070
yeah' it's a lot. but i never got people killing themselves for loosing money on speculation, it's a risk you took and some people are poor, why cant you be one of them?
>>723980203
Nah bro theres rich Chinese who will spend $40,000 on knives as a way to hide their net worth
Valve just took all of their most loyal user base and kicked them all in the balls
People will legitimately suicide over this man
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:25:04 PM
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>>723980698
>>723977692 (OP)
BROS I HAVE 2 LEFTOVER CHROMA CASES GRANDFATHERED FROM CS:GO WHAT DO I DO NOW
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:25:56 PM
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:26:03 PM
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>>723977716
very original joke sarr, don't forget to post it on twitter as well
>>723980347
I took the risk and im not mad about it personally, I will sell my remaining nfts for what i can and never trust valve again. They just lost a lot of loyal users lmao
But i can’t speak for what other people will do, there are other people who took out loans to buy skins and shit
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:26:17 PM
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>>723978473
>Did he use..... his cellphone?
this is an incredibly common samefagging tactic, yes
>>723980070
It's a skin in a game, that shit was never 'worth' anything, bro. You bought a skin, you had some fun with it but in the end it never had any value
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:26:25 PM
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>>723980630
Wait, what happened? I had some ancient boxes worth like 700 bucks that I wanted to trade in for a deck 2 at some point.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:26:34 PM
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:26:42 PM
No.723980512
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>>723981710
>>723980370
>People will legitimately suicide over this man
good. "people" who put all their eggs into a speculative vidya skins market should all kill themselves. they are beyond retarded
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:27:03 PM
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:27:20 PM
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>>723980483
Well. It’s still “worth” 900-1200’ish in crypto. But yes youre right.
in the coming weeks itll tank to 200
So i want to sell it right the fuck now but all the websites are down
>>723980070
Nobody lost that much. You had items that were speculated to be worth that much, but you weren't selling them anyway and certainly nobody was actually buying for those prices. You may have spent hundreds on cases and keys over the years to try to get all those skins, but in practice you never had that much money to begin with and have also not lost it today.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:27:39 PM
No.723980587
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>>723980305
>steam destroying shitskin asset value
wtf i love valve now
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:28:21 PM
No.723980630
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>>723980780
>>723980494
They will be worth like 2k in a month
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:28:28 PM
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crypto next, please :)
>>723980567
Actually they wiped off almost two billion from the market cap overnight
So people lost two billion dollars overnight all up
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:29:12 PM
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:29:23 PM
No.723980698
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>>723980386
holy shit, I just checked
I have 53 cases, with most of them being 3 euros, some even 5
I am rich
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:29:24 PM
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>>723980481
>loyal users
Financial speculators and money laundering thirdies you mean.
They certainly didn't lose any customers.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:29:57 PM
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:30:03 PM
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>>723980567
I have never bought a single case, I used to trade high value items only.
The shit I have you can’t really get from cases.
I did have that money to begin with because I used it to buy the skins that I used to trade
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:30:14 PM
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>>723980630
Can you explain why? I really don't know shit about this whole skin trading shit. I just got the boxes early around csgo release and never touched them. I just check every other year and see that they went up in value.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:30:19 PM
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>>723980483
Exactly. These people trying to list knife skins for thousands were always just coping and not taking into account that nobody was buying for those prices. It is and always was a buyer's market. Valve simply gave these people a reality check in order to finally clear out millions of skin listings on the community market that haven't moved in years. Third worlders really thought this shit was portfolio trading.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:31:10 PM
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>>723978167
Lmao those items have their prices artifically jacked up by traders and bots. Get fucked scalpers. Gaben is absolutely based.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:31:12 PM
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Sad to see. I have spent money on some questionable stuff, but I never really understood this whole economy. My friend tried explaining how people used to sell items in Diablo (or maybe their accts) and even then it was astonishing.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:31:22 PM
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Sometimes whenever I feel bad about spending upwards of 150 bucks on fetish commissions, I think of these kinds of "people" and realize, I could be doing much much worse with it. At least with art you get something personalized and non-speculative out of it.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:31:30 PM
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>>723980567
I will probably get around 1k for my knife in Bitcoin and if I’m lucky ill keep the AK and that will rise, since the stickers on that cant be traded up for
The thing that bothers me is that I could’ve sold the knife last week for 2500. But oh well
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:31:53 PM
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>>723977716
>an hero is now newfag bait
or maybe I'm getting reverse-baited
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:32:12 PM
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Neeeeeee noooooor neeeeeeee noooooor
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:32:25 PM
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>>723979679
They did this so more transactions will go through Steams marketplace that has $2k listing cap and many items cost more. With this move reds skyrocket in price and golds go down but not to a point of complete crash or reds going for over $2k. People now will do more transactions through Steam instead of trading through 3rd party sites so Valve gets cut now. This move isnt based its insanely kosher actually, okay maybe a bit it is since it smoked retarded pixel le investors collectors lmao.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:32:41 PM
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Nobody will ever be able to “trade up” for this because it was from an event
So as long as I dump my knife im good
>>723977692 (OP)
isnt the money from csgo market forever stuck in your steam wallet? so what's the point?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:33:44 PM
No.723981065
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>>723981179
>>723980990
Nah people trade skins outside of steam for Bitcoin
Thats why valve is mad and did this
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:34:44 PM
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>>723980990
There are many sites where you can cash out anon. Crypto,paypal or even direct payment to your bank account whatever you chose. Site gets some % obviously but its not bad at all.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:34:50 PM
No.723981156
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Fuck im mad at gabe
FUCK
FUCKING HELL GABE NEWELL WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LET EVERYONE TRADE UP FOR FREE KNIVES
>>723980673
No. They wiped a pretend 2 billion off of a pretend market cap. It never existed, there was no actual market value for these things. You have to have buyers. This is no different than someone trying to sell a busted 20 old car on Facebook marketplace asking $5000+ and saying "No low offers, I know what I have". For an item's value to be real, it has to have people willing to pay that price for it. These skins never actually did. It was just gamblers all hyping each other up over rarity and forgetting that a digital item can't actually be scarce.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:35:07 PM
No.723981179
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>>723981065
Valve is based for causing this much seething over skins..
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:35:34 PM
No.723981210
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>NOOOOOOOO!!! NOT MY KNIFE NFTS!!!!!
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:37:06 PM
No.723981343
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I don't have any money to start trading.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:37:22 PM
No.723981368
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FFFFFFFFUUUUUUCCKKKK
https://youtube.com/watch?v=61Q6wWu5ziY
FFFUUUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:37:32 PM
No.723981380
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>>723985743
>>723980990
only if you sell it. if you have a brick of solid gold, but the market for them crashes, what's it worth if you continue to hold onto it?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:37:52 PM
No.723981408
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>>723980673
lmfao deal with Monopoly kiddie toy money win Monopoly prizes
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:37:55 PM
No.723981414
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>>723979804
thanks for the explanation. Somehow I find this very satisfying. I don't know why.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:38:19 PM
No.723981446
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lol
lmao even
>>723981172
You’re an idiot, there’s dozens of websites with bots that automatically buy your items. It’s an instant, automated process.
You can instantly cash your shit out for crypto. I could instantly sell my knife for 1k to a trading bot right now if the websites weren’t undergoing maintenance.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:38:39 PM
No.723981479
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>>723977716
fuck off copycat, come up with your own jokes
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:38:53 PM
No.723981493
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:39:12 PM
No.723981525
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>>723981667
If you kill yourself over CS skins, it's probably just natural selection at work
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:39:38 PM
No.723981561
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>>723981864
>>723981478
No you couldn't, because if you could have you would have before today. Keep falling to misunderstand market economics though, it's amusing to me.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:39:48 PM
No.723981570
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>>723981772
>>723980673
>>723981172
>>723981478
Post proof, link a skin from the steam market place that sold fpr thousands.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:40:58 PM
No.723981667
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>>723981525
Throwing all their money at it to begin with was already Darwinism hard at work. Imagine being so brown that you think video game weapon skins are an investment and treating it like a stock market or bank account.
>>723980512
>implying the stock market is no fucking different from steam's funny money
it's a gambling den
>inb4 b-but you invest in the g-growth of t-the economy!
have you heard of the quarterly earnings treadmill and the recent waves of enshittification? it's all the stock market's fault
>>723981570
What are you talking about?
What do you mean link a skin from the marketplace
You go on a third party website and sell your skins to a trading bot right
Thats how it works
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:42:22 PM
No.723981773
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>>723983935
>>723980278
I HAVE a job but you should double check salaries here they're all dogshit.
A lot of guys in my generation are trying to get ahead financially but the only ways to do it are to try and sneak into these schemes like with CS2 or other commodity shits.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:42:27 PM
No.723981779
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>>723981906
>>723981172
There are tons of sites that let you cash out skins what do you mean? Funny thing is this will only hurt wannabe investors that were storing wealth in them, it will do nothing for cashing out skins themselves, in fact it would be more convenient with reds being 30-60, it allows for more incremental cashing out.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:42:48 PM
No.723981806
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>>723981710
>is no fucking different
meant isn't any different
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:43:08 PM
No.723981831
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>>723977692 (OP)
Based valve making it easier to get knives for everyone else
Fuck traders
>>723979662
Crypto itself (BTC, XMR, LTC) can be used to buy things though and XMR has a privacy usecase outside of all other coins.
CS skins are worthless the moment CS goes offline or an update kills the market (like this one)
>>723981772
You don't sell it on the steam market space?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:43:26 PM
No.723981864
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>>723981561
I HAVE sold dozens of skins before today
I was just holding onto the knife retard
I have over 5k in btc transactions from csgo skins back from when I used to do it
I used to use skins.cash and cs money the most
Both are down right now
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:43:38 PM
No.723981883
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>>723982057
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:43:52 PM
No.723981906
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>>723982057
>>723981772
>>723981779
Was never real. You got duped.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:43:57 PM
No.723981912
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>>723981172
it was speculative value but so are stocks. the prices were at the level they were because anything cheaper was bought. it's no more or less real than nvidia's 4 trillion. i know you have a hate boner for it because the pricing kept you from getting your low IQ skin fix but there's nothing exceptionally "pretend" about this market.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:43:58 PM
No.723981914
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>>723979498
Dude, do you even know how market works?
What does
> I did not think valve would pull this on users out of nowhere
even mean? If they told you about this in a blog post the prices would tank exactly as they have now because people would react accordingly
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:44:06 PM
No.723981923
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:44:10 PM
No.723981930
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>>723981710
and I would never put all of my money into the stock market either. I treat the stock market like a casino. everything I put in, I expect to lose. never invest more than you can stand to lose
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:44:10 PM
No.723981931
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>>723982002
>>723981846
No. Valve takes like a 15% cut and you cannot cash out your money like on trading sites.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:44:12 PM
No.723981936
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>>723982418
>>723981839
i get those can be used but 99% of the other ones people are purely buying just to sell to some other retard who is just also looking to sell it
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:44:19 PM
No.723981945
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>>723979139
why the fuck do they buy so much of this shit? just buy one that you are going to use
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:44:28 PM
No.723981958
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>>723982101
>>723981846
You can’t sell skins for real money on steams marketplace
You can only sell it for steam credits
Thats why people sell it outside of steam and thats why valve is angry lol
Because people were selling skins for crypto and bank deposits and venom and shit
>>723981931
No wonder valve fucked you over. Your own fault for using trade bot. If I was valve I would have destroyed the economy decades ago.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:45:19 PM
No.723982035
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>>723982152
reposting from another thread because I thought it was funny
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:45:20 PM
No.723982038
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>>723982194
Crazy to think that outside of America, you could spend the rest of your life comfortably with just $300. Men fight and die every day, suffer in the salty quartz mines, for less than $1 a day.
>>723981906
It was real. But yes I got duped.
We all did.
Gabe has scammed us all. Steam will never be the same again
>>723981883
This doesnt just fuck counter strike
Steam and valve in general just fucked their whole reputation and are known as scammers from now on
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:45:44 PM
No.723982076
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lmao based
total crypto crash
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:46:04 PM
No.723982101
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>>723981958
Based Valve, yes.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:46:06 PM
No.723982104
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>>723980001
(you) farmer or new?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:46:32 PM
No.723982142
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>>723982481
>>723982002
Yeah gabe was big mad
But in the end he just fucked himself over
The whales will recover from this, valve not so much…
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:46:40 PM
No.723982152
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>>723982035
sacrifice ritual for half life 3
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:46:50 PM
No.723982165
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>>723982002
You are replying to a different anon, I don't own much in CSGO skins. I was just explaining why people use third parties over the official steam marketplace.
>>723977692 (OP)
why do you end your life over jpgs and model for videogames?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:46:59 PM
No.723982187
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>>723981172
this
if it's worth so much then why didn't they sell but hoard? lol
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:47:04 PM
No.723982194
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>>723982038
That's what I have been trying to say here!
If you had some skin... 4k 10k or fuck even higher... You could be set.
A lot of us relied on this for our livelihoods because doing regular ass jobs don't get you any ahead.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:47:28 PM
No.723982229
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>>723977716
why is it always the aquafag that ruins everything
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:47:37 PM
No.723982242
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>>723982369
>>723982057
Didn't scam me, because I wasn't an idiot who mistakenly thought video game skins had real value. And the funniest part is you haven't learned your lesson at all because you still insist your items had monetary value lmao.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:48:21 PM
No.723982297
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>>723981839
Fuck man im so angry at gabe
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:48:35 PM
No.723982315
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>>723982175
It's thirdworlders
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:49:26 PM
No.723982369
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>>723983316
>>723982242
They do still have value and the second the trade bots are back online i am selling all of my shit
They just won’t have as much value as they had last week thats all. Expensive lesson I guess
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:49:29 PM
No.723982374
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>>723982002
It literally did nothing to stop cashing out skins.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:49:43 PM
No.723982403
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>>723982585
>>723977692 (OP)
class action lawsuit time? some chinese trader lost 900k
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:49:58 PM
No.723982418
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>>723981936
Oh 100% I agree with you there, 99% are just speculative gambling opportunities.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:50:05 PM
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>>723980370
>Valve just took all of their most loyal user base and kicked them all in the balls
Professional traders don't even play the games they leech off. The actual user base is probably happy about having access to cheaper items
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:50:14 PM
No.723982446
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...vaaaaas?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:50:22 PM
No.723982463
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>>723977716
>aquafag outsmarted carlos
I Kneel faggot
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:50:28 PM
No.723982470
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>>723982552
FUCKING HELL GABFUCK
FUCK FUCK FUUCJJJCFUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKFUCKK
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:50:32 PM
No.723982481
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>>723982542
>>723982142
They're losing nothing since none of you guys used the market.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:51:28 PM
No.723982542
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>>723982724
>>723982481
They lost their whole reputation
No whales will ever trade with valve again
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:51:39 PM
No.723982552
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>>723982796
>>723982470
You don't get it, Gabe needed to buy his 9th megaboat
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:51:57 PM
No.723982585
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>>723982403
The actual value of the skins come from what people place on them, not on what Valve says it is. They have avoided class actions for years since they say that they only support the Steam Market which is only tied to Steam and various court decisions have ruled that skins have no real world value.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:52:17 PM
No.723982615
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:52:22 PM
No.723982625
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>>723982175
slavs/chinks/SEA have their retirement funds in skins
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:52:36 PM
No.723982642
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>>723982057
>Steam and valve in general just fucked their whole reputation and are known as scammers from now on
Ironic how the jeets and chinks are calling anyone scammers. Something something kettle, black pot yada yada.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:53:31 PM
No.723982710
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If they were stupid enough to put so much investment into video game skins, were their lives really worth anything to begin with?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:53:34 PM
No.723982714
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>tfw i made a few bucks on cs2 and these retards put THOUSANDS and lost it all
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:53:41 PM
No.723982724
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>>723984573
>>723982542
They already weren't. All the trading happened off site. If anything, this will get more people trading on the Steam market because now they can actually afford the cool skins
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:54:20 PM
No.723982793
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>>723977716
this fag steals jokes
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:54:25 PM
No.723982796
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>>723982910
>>723982552
This is not making me like Americans any more. I already held them in low regard.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:54:28 PM
No.723982802
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>>723977716
I just got it
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:54:29 PM
No.723982804
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:54:54 PM
No.723982834
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>>723982987
so should I unbox some crates I have left over and sell the skins? Do I need to install CS2 to unbox shit?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:55:16 PM
No.723982854
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>>723977716
FPBP KEKAROOOOO
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:55:38 PM
No.723982886
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all skins are tanking. will be nice buying skins at cheap once retards are done panic selling
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:55:58 PM
No.723982910
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>>723983025
>>723982796
>I don't like America
>but my entire life revolves around American games and American companies and American men
must suck for you lmao
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:56:20 PM
No.723982941
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>>723983045
Why do people put serious investments into stuff like this? Fucking why?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:56:29 PM
No.723982951
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>>723977716
fokkin 'el lad
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:56:53 PM
No.723982987
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>>723983145
>>723982834
>should I play the slot machine
are you fucking retarded?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:57:11 PM
No.723983017
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i wonder how many times aquafag has replied to himself
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:57:16 PM
No.723983024
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>>723983397
I’m reading this thread and this shit is just all so embarrassing. Speculative market was such a mistake. What a hellhole we live in. We used to value worthwhile commodities like property, food, resources. Now gambling addicted midwits are dropping all their savings into trash like video game skins and cardboard trading cards. Who is buying this shit at the end of it all
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:57:17 PM
No.723983025
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>>723993458
>>723982910
Well to be honest most countries around the world do not like you guys.
You can be sure this anon will now support any candidate who is anti america.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:57:31 PM
No.723983045
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>>723983281
>>723982941
>why do people gamble
Monkey brain wants dopamine
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:57:45 PM
No.723983064
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>Year of our Lord 2025
>Counterstrike still can't figure out gamepad controls
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:57:49 PM
No.723983069
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>>723978168
who cares man if i see someone stealing my joke or meme pic i am flattered
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:58:09 PM
No.723983095
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>723977716
>an hero
nice english retard
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:58:19 PM
No.723983119
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Gabe is a real nigga. Tim Cuckney wouldn't be able to make niggas kill themselves over videogames.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:58:20 PM
No.723983121
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>>723983180
what does Valve gain from this besides quite literally killing off a majority of their audience?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:58:29 PM
No.723983140
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My inventory just went from $3000 to like 40k.
My investments were all tradeups for red skins. Now that all reds went up, so did the lower tier.
Feels good to be a retard.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:58:31 PM
No.723983145
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>>723983642
>>723982987
idk I want to buy some games with the steambux
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:58:42 PM
No.723983160
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Thanks to Valve, I can no longer afford to pay for my mother's cancer treatment.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:58:52 PM
No.723983170
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>>723978501
Who said you should be angry at anything?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:58:57 PM
No.723983180
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>>723983121
they're making Steam white again
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:59:28 PM
No.723983208
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>>723979864
>I would rather buy gold or silver or something that can’t be “updated”
/biz/ is that way buddy, you will fit right in
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:59:34 PM
No.723983220
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>>723977716
Oh nonono CSkeks
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:59:57 PM
No.723983250
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>>723979897
Well I definitely feel better about my list of dumb stock buys now, thanks for that
>>723977692 (OP)
>en masse
it's "in mass" you ESL retard
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:00:14 PM
No.723983281
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>>723983045
Hope suicide gives them one last rush.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:00:16 PM
No.723983283
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>>723983098
>he doesn't know "an hero"
newfag...
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:00:44 PM
No.723983316
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>>723982369
My point exactly. You still don't get it. They aren't coming back kek. They went "offline" because the people who scammed you into thinking you had money on your hands (aka not Valve) are leaving you holding the bag.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:00:56 PM
No.723983327
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>>723977716
SAARS SAARS DO NOT REDEEM THE JOKE SAARS PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:01:02 PM
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>>723983518
now you all know how the artifact fanbase felt....
>>723977692 (OP)
tf2 will be next KEKAROOOOO
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:01:43 PM
No.723983397
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>>723983546
>>723983024
>Who is buying this shit at the end of it all
Nobody, which is why every speculative market shits itself once it becomes obvious that there's way more supply than demand
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:01:49 PM
No.723983408
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>>723983275
NTA but you are a complete retard
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:02:25 PM
No.723983452
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>>723977692 (OP)
You love to see it. Every faggot involved in this retarded marketplace deserves the same.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:02:44 PM
No.723983480
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I'm honestly laughing so fucking hard here.
There are REAL people who held hundreds of thousands worth of video game skins expecting to be able to cash out or that their assets would hold over time.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:03:13 PM
No.723983518
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>>723983337
this is the only time your stupid retard joke is funny
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:03:16 PM
No.723983524
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>>723977692 (OP)
I lost my $5,000 CS:GO inventory way back in 2021 to a paypal scam on a bad night, personally I am almost happy to see all these people finally getting their hard lesson for engaging in a fake crypto-currency economy centered around gambling and artificial scarcity for a bunch of textures.
Then again, the old tradejew within me also regrets not making a few more cheeky investments before cashing out.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:03:32 PM
No.723983542
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>>723977716
Indians are subhumans
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:03:35 PM
No.723983546
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>>723983397
This. And it's hilarious see them try and deny it in real time in these threads. Baffling how they can see this and still think they "lost" thousands of dollars when it was never there to begin with.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:04:06 PM
No.723983589
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>>723977716
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP
TODAY AQUAFAG WAS BASED
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:04:17 PM
No.723983607
[Report]
my friends $6 m4 is now 100$
solid return on investment
>>723977692 (OP)
Does this mean I can get a Karambit for pennies on a dollar now? Because if not, they haven't fixed shit.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:04:40 PM
No.723983642
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>>723983145
So, sell your shit. You never open cases, it's literally burning money.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:05:09 PM
No.723983676
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Big Knife pulling the strings
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:05:36 PM
No.723983717
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>>723978852
And a Merry Ching Chong Bing Bong to you too, little girl.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:05:46 PM
No.723983730
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>>723978167
>the most valuable items in the game with some being worth over 1m dollars, owned exclusively by whales and traders
some people are just completely lost
although it's not that different from the stock and crypto scam
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:06:12 PM
No.723983779
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:06:32 PM
No.723983798
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>>723977716
India won today
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:07:03 PM
No.723983841
[Report]
>>723980481
>there are other people who took out loans to buy skins and shit
That is beyond retarded
>>723979151
>Bulgaria
MAJNA!!!
But 14k USD only for retirement???? really???? Even in selo houses are expensive and so is food. 14k is just a few years of food... well maybe 5but still.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:07:16 PM
No.723983852
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:07:17 PM
No.723983856
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>>723977716
CARLOS SAID IT FIRST
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:07:18 PM
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>>723984268
>>723983639
Give it a week until the market """"""stabilizes"""""
Some knifes were 8000 now are 200. I guess knifes are gonna be like 80 or 100
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:07:31 PM
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>>723980567
Fiar currency holders
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:07:56 PM
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>>723977716
reminder that it's morally ok to be racist towards indians
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:08:07 PM
No.723983935
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>>723981773
you are talking to american govedo. he does not understand and cannot understand as you are not trans.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:08:08 PM
No.723983939
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>>723977716
Welp shows over lmao.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:08:30 PM
No.723983969
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>>723985250
>aquajeet samefagging a thread and first post for (you)s from a joke he heard elsewhere
not even surprised
>>723971918
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:08:51 PM
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>B-B-B-BBUT THE MONEY ISN'T EVEN REEEEEAAAAAAL IT'S ONLY BASED ON VIRTUUUUAAAAAL ITEEEEEMMMMMSSSSS
what's the money in your wallet based on? can you trade it in for some gold? no? so it's the same fucking thing and you need to shut your stupid mouth.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:09:12 PM
No.723984020
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>>723977716
Well played kek
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:09:58 PM
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>>723984262
>>723983846
No not that big. It was extra insurance for retirement. Did not plan on living off of it but it was supposed to be a nice buffer zone.
How do these guys who "invest" in items on Steam get their money back later?
All they have is a Steam account full of credit to be used on Steam... WTF?
Why would anyone buy a Steam account instead of just opening one for free and putting the equivalent credit on it?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:10:06 PM
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man a lot of my shit guns are now 5 dollars but i dont use the mobile authenticator so i cant list them
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:10:43 PM
No.723984136
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Holy fuck, I didn't think Valve could get anymore based. Absolutely DESTROYED these chinese bugmen hyperinflating a fucking VIDEO GAME """economy""".
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:10:44 PM
No.723984137
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>>723983098
Yes, yes (you) are.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:12:04 PM
No.723984250
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>>723984747
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:12:09 PM
No.723984262
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>>723984083
ah i got you. well, should have invested in your gradina instead, valve could not steal your krastavici.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:12:15 PM
No.723984268
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>>723983857
So, no, they haven't.
When I can get a Karambit for $10 or less, I'll be impressed.
can anyone explain in layman's terms what did they change, why it impacts the market, and why it's a bad thing?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:12:29 PM
No.723984285
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>yes I'm going to invest my capital in videogame skins that sounds like a sound plan unlike buying monkey pngs
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:12:37 PM
No.723984302
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>>723977692 (OP)
>CS skins
>portfolio
these retards deserve this
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:12:44 PM
No.723984314
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>>723984003
>what's the money in your wallet based on?
The government's authority and the public's trust in its economic management.
> can you trade it in for some gold?
Yes and no. Yes in some places. Not anymore in banks since 1930
>so it's the same fucking thing and you need to shut your stupid mouth.
Is not. Youre a retard
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:13:15 PM
No.723984363
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>>723984090
They don't. At best, they'd organize trades on third party sites for crypto. So essentially exchanging Gabe's monopoly money for something even less valuable and usable lmao. But you're expecting literal shitskin Indians, Mexicans, Brazilians, Chinese, and Russians to understand a complex concept that Steam isn't their bank and CSGO isn't Wall Street lmao
>>723984273
imagine if tomorrow you wake up and it turns out everyone can magically turn dirt into diamonds
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:14:32 PM
No.723984458
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>>723980481
>loyal users
>skin holding gambling retards
If you were loyal you wouldn't be leaving because your stupid braindead moron nigger investment got affected
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:14:35 PM
No.723984463
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>>723984558
One of things about volatile investing is to know when to diversify. eg. only a dumbass is going to sit on a pile of fake money thinking it will last forever.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:15:13 PM
No.723984515
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I need more news of these suckers offing themselves. I dont know why thats so fascinating.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:15:45 PM
No.723984550
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>>723984381
that's just the consequences of something, im asking what that something is
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:15:49 PM
No.723984558
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>>723984920
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:15:53 PM
No.723984563
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>>723984691
>>723983846
imagine saving for retirement at all as if that's still going to exist
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:15:55 PM
No.723984569
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>>723977716
You Aqua posters are alright sometimes.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:15:57 PM
No.723984572
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>>723984751
>>723984381
Funny, since that's exactly what these skin gambling mongoloids all thought they were doing to begin with.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:15:59 PM
No.723984573
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>>723982724
This is exactly why they did it. Driving more people to use their market instead of some third party website is in their best interest to make more money.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:16:16 PM
No.723984598
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>>723984090
there are dozens of reputable websites that easily let you cash out to crypto lil bro
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:16:45 PM
No.723984636
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>>723984847
>these are the same people who think crypto would work
>even government owned crypto
L M A O
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:16:49 PM
No.723984640
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Did the people not learn their lesson from when TF2 did funky shit with hats lol. why trust this closed system when valve can randomly say you can buy a dragonclaw in dota 2 for $10
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:17:03 PM
No.723984661
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>>723989318
Seriously, you got to be a fucking loser to put any monetary value to a fucking vidya skin. Back then before the valve jews did that, they were unlocks and everyone had access to the same unlocks.
Basically valve created MTFs before it became mainstream a few years back. Losers with no life decided to put real hard cash value on these things and the third world retards aka valve's primary playerbase followed the trend.
I say good fucking riddances and hopefully steam shut down forever so PC gaming become physical again and only for the first worlders like it used to be.
Die fucking die you fucking fat kike bitch(Gaben)
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:17:24 PM
No.723984691
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>>723984563
saving your money into the government is retarded as no government is stable. instead
you could just save your money into something stable like CSGO skins..... i mean crypto... more stable lol
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:17:24 PM
No.723984692
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>>723977716
>broken demolished clock is right once a century
Miracles do happen...
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:17:24 PM
No.723984693
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:17:44 PM
No.723984719
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>>723977716
Fpbp. No other way around it.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:17:58 PM
No.723984747
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>>723984250
good reply
bwahahahah >:) *thunderstrike*
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:18:00 PM
No.723984751
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>>723984572
>skin gambling mongoloids
Isn't that a faction in Kenshi?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:18:23 PM
No.723984784
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>>723985390
Fellas, since dreams and nightmares also drops dopplers, and currently it hasn't risen that much, think itll rise in price in the next weeks because of scarcity of the reds in it thanks to all the trade ups?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:18:29 PM
No.723984795
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>>723985048
howling at the thought of unemployed 30 year old russian virgins calling themselves "traders" because they gamble fake money on videogame pixels
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:19:04 PM
No.723984847
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>>723984636
cryptofags were always coping lol, same with the "technology". Literally the only time I see people use it is when the literal government runs pump and dump crypto scams like melaniacoin or football players like modric run solana fantokens. It was always a fucking meme
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:19:16 PM
No.723984871
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>>723984962
>retards on the internet find out about investing
Fuckin lel
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:19:18 PM
No.723984873
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>>723983639
Low price knives on the actual Steam Marketplace that were $140 ~ $200 (leafbucks) last night are $60 ~ $80 this morning.
Consider that once the 7 day trade ban wears off next week there will be a massive race to the bottom to sell all of the new knives. I also expect this to kill several of the CS gambling / skins sites (good). All in all, this is a 10/10 update and every once in a while Valve actually gets something right.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:19:41 PM
No.723984895
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:19:52 PM
No.723984920
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>>723984558
Exactly, I have learned more from films than these fucks who think they know something.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:20:06 PM
No.723984941
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Indians, Chinese and Eastern Europeans killing themselves over skins?
Oh no! Anyways...
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:20:19 PM
No.723984959
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bought a cheap game somewhat recently so I could play it and sell my cs shit in market after 15 days or something because Im too poor to own an app phone
>this happens, tanking the price of all my 46 listings
welp
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:20:22 PM
No.723984962
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>>723985052
>>723984871
I just invested real world money into Palantir and Oracle because I know the government was going to jerk them off. Meanwhile people are playing with hats LOL
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:20:27 PM
No.723984965
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mihoyo would never do this to you btw
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:20:28 PM
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>>723977716
this aqua fag is Indian btw
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:20:30 PM
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>>723985249
Gabe is going to end up killing more Chinese people than imperial Japan.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:21:15 PM
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>>723984795
Third worlders learning that digital shit can be gone like fart in the wind is hilarious. Hopefully more of them kill then so we can have more oxygen.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:21:18 PM
No.723985052
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>>723985153
>>723984962
Always diversify your investments
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:21:46 PM
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>>723984273
from my understanding, Gaben made it so you could trade up your red skins into the knives that thirdies use as a black market stock portfolio, causing the supply of the rare knives to drastically increase and the prices to rapidly drop. thirdies are freaking out because they put all of their life savings into a speculative vidya skins market, and some are supposedly killing themselves. it's not a bad thing
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:22:24 PM
No.723985153
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>>723985263
>>723985052
That's my for fun selection. Other shit is just boring boomer stuff like costco
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:23:34 PM
No.723985249
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>>723984970
Gabe will continue until he wins at le mans
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:23:35 PM
No.723985250
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>>723983969
You weren't supposed to point that out...
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:23:41 PM
No.723985263
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>>723985153
>costco
It just works(tm)
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:23:41 PM
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>>723984273
Knifes are very rare to get from cases. Like 0.2% or something. And most of the time you get shit knifes. Good Knifes are extremely rare and as such are very expensive.
The only way before this update to get a knife was through a case.
However, in this new update you can get a knife by exchanging 5 "red" skins (Certain rarity of skins) to get a random knife from that case series. There was a abundance of shitty worthless "red" skins that were pretty worthless (As they had no purpose) but after the update they could be used for a chance to get one extremely rare and expensive knife.
As such the price of these shitty "red" skins have shot up in value with supply rapidly decreasing, whereas the value of the knifes have decreased due to the new abundance of supply. As such there is a massive market shift and nobody now knows what the real floor of the knifes are now that there is a easy way to guarantee a knife from 5 red skins.
Armageddon might happen in 6 days time, when all the newly crafted knifes from the red skins are available to be listed on the market diluting the current supply of "rare" items. Nobody really knows how fucked the value of knifes will be when all the newly crafted knifes hit the market.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:24:00 PM
No.723985294
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>>723979061
>financials
>player
Oh please I doubt he's played a second of the game.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:24:05 PM
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>>723980225
*digital items which don't exist and have no function outside of a video game
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:24:59 PM
No.723985390
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>>723985563
>>723984784
Dreams and Nightmares is currently an actively dropping case. Scarcity for it may as well not even exist and pretty much all this does is funnel undesirable coverts that were just sitting around doing next to nothing into getting knife skins now.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:25:25 PM
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>>723978665
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:26:48 PM
No.723985552
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I can't believe Donald Trump pressured Gabe/Valve into putting pressure on the Chinese/Russian domestic economies through CSGO......... This trade war is getting insane!
>>723979498
>didn't think
Yeah no shit, it was an absolute certainty the market would crash, you were playing speculative hot potato. You do realize that there are many predictable events that could happen such as Valve announcing a sequel game or catastrophic data loss at the datacenter?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:27:00 PM
No.723985563
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>>723985797
>>723985390
This. The red pumping won't last, and case prices will plummet. I can't wait to see what the market looks like when the trade ban window ends next week.
>>723985323
holy fucking shit! how do you even survive that?!
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:28:13 PM
No.723985659
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>>723985867
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:28:49 PM
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>>723986114
>>723985592
You don't. They all died.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:29:06 PM
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>>723985553
Yep, literally everyone from pros to content creators to investors to even fucking casuals have been screaming "SELL NOW" for about two weeks, you only have yourself to blame. It was obvious that things wouldn't just keep going up.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:29:10 PM
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>>723981380
I mean gold has real world applications when it comes to making things like microchips but that requires society to still be intact. Gold is a useful metal but only for advanced manufacturing.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:29:44 PM
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>>723985563
Case prices will not go down. All this update did was shift the value of what you can get in cases in favor of less rare items maintaining a proportional value. While this means next to nothing for currently dropping cases, the incentive to open more cases because there's more of a guarantee you can make profit (since all reds are in higher demand in general), rare pool cases will increase in price steadily most likely over the next 6 months. If you look at Fracture Cases, while they did dip they are actually rebounding just fine.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:30:03 PM
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>>723977716
Are you friends with the kermit "nigger-ass" poster?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:30:29 PM
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>>723985659
No. It was from an air show in Texas some years back. The fighter did a maneuver incorrectly and crashed into the bomber he was flying in formation with because he lost sight of it during the turn.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:30:30 PM
No.723985871
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>more dead reddit trannies
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:30:57 PM
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>>723977716
holy fucking shit rekt
>>723978945
>90000 yen
that's only 500 usd? what the fuck are these retards crying about exactly?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:31:19 PM
No.723985945
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GABEN YOU HAVE BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:31:36 PM
No.723985970
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>>723984003
I mean pretty much everyone tells you that holding onto cash is a bad idea and to invest it. Cash continues to lose its value as time goes on
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:31:36 PM
No.723985972
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>>723977716
Put me in the screencap
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:31:59 PM
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>>723977692 (OP)
Shitposting superpower by 2030
>>723985941
This guy
>>723978945 lost 1 million USD
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:32:40 PM
No.723986057
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>yfw you never "invested" into weapon skins
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:32:42 PM
No.723986061
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>>723986234
>>723985553
>Valve releasing a sequel game
>predictable event
Also CS2 is the sequel game and skins from GO to CS2 were carried over just fine
>catastrophic loss at the datacenter
>implying that there aren't dozens of backups created every 15 minutes
Did people actually pay thousands for these knives though?
>>723985592
Parachute?
>>723985716
They still had a few seconds to eject
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:34:09 PM
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>>723977692 (OP)
hopefully this kills the travesty that is modern CS
>>723977716
KEK
>>723986061
Fucking retarded it's speculative hot potato with something with literally zero economic value outside of being a speculative hot potato. It's like fucking speculating on the value of Walmart t-shirts except you're using jpgs from the Walmart website.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:34:42 PM
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>>723986107
Yes, they did.
(Of crypto though, not actual cash).
It would be nice to see the crypto sponsors for CS tournaments die in a fire because of this. Several skins websites will surely be incinerated, too. Good riddance.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:35:00 PM
No.723986276
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>>723986114
They only had a few seconds to eject if this was a pre-established planned crash.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:35:23 PM
No.723986323
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>>723986761
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:35:42 PM
No.723986343
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>>723986114
>eject out of a bomber
no, bro
>>723986027
Are you telling me there are retards who have so many digital knifes up their ass, which they just simply keep when they could've had 1 million in USD?
No fucking way this is real. This has to be bait.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:36:05 PM
No.723986367
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>>723986107
Yea, there's butterfly knifes that go for like 10k
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:36:07 PM
No.723986370
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>>723980370
"User base" is a strong term for people who don't play the game.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:36:16 PM
No.723986391
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:36:20 PM
No.723986395
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>>723986107
Very rarely an actual person would buy one to use, otherwise it's just tradefags jewing each other
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:36:23 PM
No.723986407
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>>723986601
>>723977692 (OP)
Explain how this is detrimental to humanity in the least?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:36:23 PM
No.723986408
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>>723989326
>>723986114
Nope. Altitude way too low for parachutes. Literally no time to get out.
t. Pilot
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:36:41 PM
No.723986445
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>>723986558
>>723985941
No that's yuan they use the same symbol
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:37:19 PM
No.723986501
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>its literally all chinks
this just makes me like that fat bastard gabe even more
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:37:23 PM
No.723986508
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>>723980673
Holy shit you are so stupid please go into trading shares so I can laugh at how badly you do. Net worth is all speculation until you cash out, dumbass.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:37:24 PM
No.723986510
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>>723986849
>>723986345
Yes but I don't know how easy it is to cash out to real money
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:37:41 PM
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:37:57 PM
No.723986553
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man 3rd worlders are not good with money
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:37:59 PM
No.723986558
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>>723986787
>>723986445
That's about 4 years of average office worker salary in China.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:38:29 PM
No.723986601
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>>723986407
Chinese people are killing themselves over this
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:38:50 PM
No.723986627
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>>723986345
That is because the mythical "cash out" into real, tangible currency was a rare event and generally led to people getting caught laundering money. There was no fast or easy way to cash out, it was all fake money top to bottom. There is a reason you don't invest into digital offerings.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:39:28 PM
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:39:42 PM
No.723986709
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>>723986652
>linking to reddit
>IMG
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:40:10 PM
No.723986761
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>>723987553
>>723986323
> -
>is green
what the fuck? is this a cope filter or some shit
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:40:16 PM
No.723986769
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>>723986652
can you compare this to a tf2 item for me please thank you
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:40:26 PM
No.723986783
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>>723977716
put me in the screenshot
>>723986558
Never invest more than you can afford to lose. Never invest in speculative hot potato.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:40:34 PM
No.723986796
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>>723977692 (OP)
>>723977716
HOLY KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:40:45 PM
No.723986812
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>>723986998
>>723986345
That's because there IS no way to cash it out. No one actually buys cosmetics at those prices.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:41:10 PM
No.723986849
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>>723986510
they should know? 3rd party sellers? what the fuck do you keep this virtual trash for? You have literally 1 mil as value and you keep the virtual garbage...
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:41:18 PM
No.723986859
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>>723986234
Yes, it's retarded. Basing economic decisions on the interactions between a game and people is never a smart thing to do. I feel bad for the people that didn't get in early and dumped actual money into this as if it was a sure thing.
Now if you started in 2013 and bought cases at .03 you'd know that
>Valve can basically do whatever they want whenever they want to the game which can influence prices, ex: the AUGpocolypse
>the floor for investing will never be the same anymore and the people that have made money off of this have already cashed out or are sitting on ridiculous gold mines, like people who have 1,000+ cases of various types
So once again if you put actual money into this (like more than you felt was safe; lots of people put in a few hundred dollars and over the years have converted that to thousands) and are surprised you somehow lost a lot of it in one update, odds are you are new to the market.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:41:21 PM
No.723986862
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>>723986787
But my Palantair stock...
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:41:32 PM
No.723986883
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>>723979679
>how can I make sure that people use more in game transactions than trading the money outside of my platform
you retards are so guillibe
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:41:49 PM
No.723986904
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>>723987080
>>723986691
Are there even any middle man grey markets who would even allow you to try to cash out a million? This is obviously a criminal enterprise operating outside of the law, they'd block any real transaction.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:42:46 PM
No.723986978
[Report]
I had a Frontside Misty I sold a couple years ago I regret not holding onto, they are worth a fuck ton now but at the time I just was bored of CSGO and didn't give a shit to keep my weapons and it was still a massive profit from just unboxing a fucking crate lmao. Never had a knife though and could not give a shit what happens to the faggot market for this game or any Valve game these days.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:42:55 PM
No.723986998
[Report]
>>723986812
sell it for 90% of market value? 80%? fuck sell it for 50%
it's virtual fucking trash literally PIXELS on your screen
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:43:09 PM
No.723987029
[Report]
The funniest thing about this is seeing people show off cool stuff they got and seething retards saying shit like YEAH ENJOY YOUR WORTHLESS SKIN
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:43:17 PM
No.723987038
[Report]
>>723986787
Yes American thank you so much for your godly financial advice.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:43:28 PM
No.723987057
[Report]
>>723987176
>>723986904
Probably, but again those tend to be easy enough to spot. The Canadian RCMP is one of the biggest owners of CS skins due to an arrest and seize of assets they did in the last year from someone trying to do exactly what you said. All easily tracible and trackable.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:44:25 PM
No.723987148
[Report]
>>723977716
This is why I still come here.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:44:44 PM
No.723987176
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>>723987057
Aquafag's was funnier
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:44:56 PM
No.723987194
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>>723987080
No I mean the grey markets wouldn't ever cash out a million, they're criminals, so anyone trying to withdraw anything more than a couple thousand likely just gets denied and there's no legal recourse.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:45:40 PM
No.723987284
[Report]
>>723977716
joke stealing pajeet
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:46:03 PM
No.723987314
[Report]
14 year old slavs are going to be screaming internally tonight
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:46:07 PM
No.723987320
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:46:13 PM
No.723987329
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>>723977692 (OP)
>>723977716
One of the best /v/ moments of all time.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:46:38 PM
No.723987365
[Report]
>>723987503
>>723977692 (OP)
If you actually care this much about skin goombling you deserve to die desu.
Legitimately cannot think of a more useless waste of human thought and energy.
Some peasants just never learn. There is no way out. There is no way up.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:48:11 PM
No.723987503
[Report]
>>723987365
I can. E-celeb worship and donating to streamers/youtubers.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:48:11 PM
No.723987504
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>>723987408
Don't do it bwo
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:48:22 PM
No.723987520
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>>723988652
See you dumb fucks you should have just bought some cheap anime skins and just played the game i spit on you gambling fucks
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:48:35 PM
No.723987540
[Report]
>>723987731
>>723987408
Do you even /biz/?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:48:37 PM
No.723987545
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:48:42 PM
No.723987553
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>>723987751
>>723986761
red=good in asia
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:49:08 PM
No.723987585
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>>723977716
Why steal carlos's joke? I hate india even more now
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:50:39 PM
No.723987731
[Report]
>>723988121
>>723987540
Stock gamblers just never learn lmao. See you at the bottom.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:50:43 PM
No.723987741
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>>723977716
PFFFF HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>723987553
That's absolutely retarded given red = danger in the natural world with our blood being red and of course many toxic animals also using red patterns. Green is the natural opposite because it's literally the opposite on the color wheel and it's tied to growth because plants are green.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:51:41 PM
No.723987835
[Report]
>>723987751
Red is good because you see it when you strike your enemy and see him bleed. Green is bad because you see the grass when you are hit and fall to the ground
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:51:42 PM
No.723987838
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>>723987967
>>723987751
but red is good luck, dumbass.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:52:18 PM
No.723987889
[Report]
>>723977692 (OP)
This piece of shit is still the top game on Steam
They even ruined TF2 and butchered its weapon models for gay out of place retarded skin crates which all but replaced crates especially at first
They even made enemies drop ammo in TF2 so you no longer have to think
God I hate CS
It's so dull I can't even bear to play it
God how I hate it
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:52:47 PM
No.723987932
[Report]
>>723979384
isn't cs rated T? its a teen's game heh...
>>723987838
No it's not, there's a reason why yellow/gold is luck for obvious reasons (shiny minerals!). But it all makes sense why they're so backwards mentally given the cognitive dissonance required for even their color schemes. Protip if you see a red snake, you're not lucky.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:53:57 PM
No.723988024
[Report]
Valve has blood on their hands now...
I have a secondhand contact who works for one of the sites here and there is a lot of heated language going around...
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:54:15 PM
No.723988048
[Report]
>>723987967
It's just colors nigga, do you have a panic attack when you see red lipstick? Red is a cool color, that's it
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:54:34 PM
No.723988076
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:54:48 PM
No.723988104
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>>723987751
He really just means Japan, in reference to clothing color in Samurai lore. Red is a color of justice, revenge, luck, and heroism. White is the color of evil and death. Black is a color of dishonor and secrecy. That sort of thing. It doesn't really apply here.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:54:52 PM
No.723988121
[Report]
>>723987731
Oh please I sold out at $25.6 and am sat on cash calmly waiting for the AI bubble to burst. Can't wait to slurp it all up at $1.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:55:05 PM
No.723988138
[Report]
>putting this much importance on virtual cosmetics
I just don't get it
https://clips.twitch.tv/MildSnappyMilkBabyRage-4xVlcenDmYUNzdTK
>that sound he makes when he realized he lost $40,000 overnight
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:56:05 PM
No.723988221
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>>723988160
They don't care about cosmetics. The cosmetics are just the variant of stocks they're speculating on.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:56:48 PM
No.723988283
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>>723977716
OK that one got me
You think one of these guys is going to target Gabe for this
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:57:03 PM
No.723988316
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>>723988160
its 3rd worlders and the black market money laundering they lost half their value
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:57:03 PM
No.723988317
[Report]
>>723988469
>>723977692 (OP)
>dont look at your portfolio for a few weeks
>for cs skins
I'm sorry but FUCKIN LMAO
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:57:39 PM
No.723988357
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>>723987967
you souldn't say this on my face.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:58:10 PM
No.723988408
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>>723977716
Stealing cocksucker.
>>723977692 (OP)
So why did Valve make this change? I'm not a gamble fag but does it make valve more money in the long run with this change?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:58:21 PM
No.723988430
[Report]
>>723977692 (OP)
>preceded by just about every fucking red flag imaginable
>"Wooooow! This came outta nowhere!"
lol, lmao
>>723988317
what's the money in your wallet based on? faith? it's the same fucking thing you delusional bitch.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:59:03 PM
No.723988483
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>>723988428
Maybe they did it so more people could enjoy having cool looking things?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:59:24 PM
No.723988519
[Report]
If Mcskillet was still alive he'd probably do a mass shooting before offing himself
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:59:41 PM
No.723988541
[Report]
>>723988965
>>723988290
Someone will. He fucked with several billions of dollars.
Victims, casino owners, you name it. Lot of people just became extremely poor overnight.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 7:59:48 PM
No.723988548
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>>723988469
Aww did you lose some money, stay mad LMAO
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:00:32 PM
No.723988628
[Report]
>>723988428
maybe they made a change to benefit players instead of lining shareholder pockets and the pockets of sleezy digital slumlords?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:00:44 PM
No.723988643
[Report]
>devs update game
>all your virtual items are now worthless
maybe don't invest all your money on something that is solely dependent on one video game and you have no control over what the devs do with the game
>>723987520
What game is that gun from
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:01:09 PM
No.723988684
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>>723988428
A few reasons I think. For one, the community market has been bogged down in hundreds of thousands of unsold skins with no one willing to pay the high prices for them. And two, it directs traffic and transactions back to the market rather than what most of these gambling idiots do which is organize trades on third party sites for crypto.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:01:48 PM
No.723988757
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>>723988428
>billions in unrealized speculative assets in a private "economy"
Gee anon I wonder what the legal liability could be here?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:02:15 PM
No.723988792
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>>723989029
>>723988428
Probably to make sure people can actually use the skins put in the game? I dunno, seems odd to make skins for for a video game extremely rare and expensive to the point where nobody buys them except retards like this guy
>>723988469
.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:02:22 PM
No.723988804
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>>723988290
Yes
100%. He just scammed millions of people
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:02:24 PM
No.723988808
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>>723988940
Good on Gaben. Poor people deserve to be put in their place.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:03:06 PM
No.723988873
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>>723988469
the government with a giant army, bureaucracy, weapons of mass destruction, and the will to use them to enforce its will . It has value because it can actually be used as a medium of transaction for goods and services all across Earth
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:03:23 PM
No.723988897
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>>723988932
>>723988428
Everyone will quit cs now, and never trust Valve again. So no.
This was a very dumb business decision
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:03:56 PM
No.723988932
[Report]
>>723989071
>>723988897
If people are playing CS for the skins instead of the game itself, that is a fuckin problem.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:04:00 PM
No.723988940
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>>723988808
How? If anything this is bad for people who amassed thousands of dollars in cosmetics they lost most of its value in a single swipe.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:04:08 PM
No.723988956
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>>723988469
>what's the money in your wallet based on?
The government.
Critizice it all you want, it ain't going anywhere. You can't say the same for an online shooter where Gaben's fat ass bumping a keyboard can somehow evaporate your savings.
You are retarded if you partake in this sort of thing and deserve what is happening.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:04:15 PM
No.723988965
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>>723989776
>>723988541
Nobody became poor. Nobody lost anything and they were already poor. None of these things ever had anything more than community driven speculative value. Just because they said their knife skin was worth $5000, does not mean that it was. You have to have buyers for a market to be real, and these never did. If they were able to actually sell these skins for what they said they were worth then they would have. Instead they stockpiled them and pretended to be rich. Nothing has changed today except reality is finally hitting them that they were playing pretend.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:04:24 PM
No.723988979
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Fuck gabe
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:04:31 PM
No.723988993
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>>723977692 (OP)
Holy fucking shit, that bad?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:04:33 PM
No.723988995
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>>723986691
Diablo 3 RMA had it figured out. You sold your shitty digital item to someone and had real cash straight away in your PayPal account or debit card. I would never deal with shit like Valve's Economy and CS Skins if you can't insta cash out.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:04:50 PM
No.723989026
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>>723988469
You see society came up with the clever idea of a intermediate currency instead of barter, you might understand that it's difficult to buy a car with tacos.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:04:50 PM
No.723989027
[Report]
Good, video games are not supposed to have an "economy".
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:04:51 PM
No.723989029
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>>723988792
Gun skins are retarded in any case, if they put character skins in boxes more people would be willing to use them instead of sitting on some fuck ugly knife or gun solely for their perceived value.
>>723988932
Shouldn’t have a skins market at all then retard
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:05:54 PM
No.723989110
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>>723989217
I will always bask when people with more money than me suffer
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:06:10 PM
No.723989127
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>>723989071
I didn't know I was the one who made the market for skins in a fucking video game, kill yourself.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:06:10 PM
No.723989128
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>>723989236
>>723989071
The skin market was third party, not valve's
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:06:24 PM
No.723989150
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>>723989258
Class action lawsuit time i think
>Gabe Newell literally KILLS redditors
>Somehow /v/tards spin this as a bad thing
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:07:11 PM
No.723989217
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>>723989350
>>723989110
Good evening fellow Communist! I too envy other people!
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:07:13 PM
No.723989218
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>>723989316
>>723989071
Absolutely retarded post
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:07:25 PM
No.723989236
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>>723989128
Get fucked, valve’s time is up
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:07:39 PM
No.723989258
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>>723989150
Skins have no monetary value and requires you to account trade or operate out of Steam. You have no standing. It's like holding a card game store legally liable because people were doing organ harvesting to trade pokemon cards.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:07:44 PM
No.723989267
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>>723988652
buy battlefield 6 instead
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:07:58 PM
No.723989289
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>>723989071
What sense does that make? They are just an optional cosmetic item to make your gun look cool. They are not a fiat currency or a stock. All Valve has to do is make the skins not marketable or tradable, and then it becomes no different than Call of Duty or Fortnite cosmetics. Skins are not the problem, nor have they ever been the point of the game. Dumb brown people thought they could somehow get rich from them and that's not anybody's fault but their own for fundamentally misunderstanding what this stuff is.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:08:26 PM
No.723989316
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:08:27 PM
No.723989318
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>>723984661
>so PC gaming become physical again
r u havin a giggle m8
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:08:30 PM
No.723989326
[Report]
>>723989731
>>723986408
Just jump out then. So what if you break your legs? It's still better than dying in a fireball
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:08:41 PM
No.723989340
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>>723989205
Everyone is happy though, there is one ironic troll pretending to be mad
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:08:49 PM
No.723989350
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>>723989217
no faggot, I want money and I want anyone who has more than me to suffer
fuck the rest of you
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:08:50 PM
No.723989352
[Report]
>>723989805
>>723987080
>The canadian RCMP is one of the biggest owners
Source, fucking please that's hilarious
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:09:17 PM
No.723989387
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>>723989436
WE ARE ALMOST REACHING BUMP LIMIT, JUMP TO THIS THREAD:
>>723989230
WE ARE ALMOST REACHING BUMP LIMIT, JUMP TO THIS THREAD:
>>723989230
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:09:50 PM
No.723989436
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>>723989387
extremely cringe, consider suicide
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:09:56 PM
No.723989445
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>>723977716
joke stealing jeet
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:10:28 PM
No.723989487
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:10:38 PM
No.723989508
[Report]
I’m Gabe Newell, and I just rug pulled millions of people overnight for almost two billion dollars
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:10:51 PM
No.723989526
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>>723983386
tf2 already had a cataclysmic trader fuckfest with the crate depression
the entire board was flooded in pink wojacks like /biz/ when it happened in 2019
in the modern day however things are just looking bad by default, especially after the shitty & broken halloween update, so a higher volume of folks are deciding to cash out naturally.
with this cs2 crash i have no doubt about the cashouts accelerating by now
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:11:15 PM
No.723989563
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This makes Gacha fags look like human beings
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:11:18 PM
No.723989570
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And 2 of my friends sank thousands of euros "investing" into knives haha
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:11:48 PM
No.723989609
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>>723983386
TF2 is getting the plug pulled
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:12:14 PM
No.723989652
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:12:25 PM
No.723989672
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:13:00 PM
No.723989721
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>>723988428
they are prepping for the eventual gambling regulation laws
they probably saw the writing on the wall and are just preparing to make the transition and drop gambling entirely once it becomes unviable by the EU and whatnot, trying to regulate it
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:13:06 PM
No.723989731
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>>723989326
No surviving that fall. They are still hundreds of feet up. Too far too fall, but not far enough for a parachute to slow you down at all.
Again, I'm a pilot. You don't survive that. The only crashes people walk away from are more akin to landings. This is just an explosion and falling straight down. The vast majority of aviation deaths happen in the base to final turn when trying to land because of a mixture of low power and low altitude. Altitude is time, if you don't have enough you can't correct.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:13:41 PM
No.723989776
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>>723988965
It was though. You can pretty easily convert that into crypto and use crypto as an asset to leverage for financials.
If your view of the skin economy was some dingbat in Malta driving around in a Ferrari... You're gravely mistaken.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:14:02 PM
No.723989805
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:14:06 PM
No.723989813
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>>723977716
STFU aquafag, this is a serious matter!
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:14:39 PM
No.723989851
[Report]
BASED GABE
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:15:30 PM
No.723989919
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>>723977692 (OP)
>all money is temporary, things come and go
I have a very visceral disgusted reaction whenever I see such sentiments expressed anywhere.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:15:38 PM
No.723989928
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>>723977692 (OP)
Redpill me about CS2 economy, how much money were these fags making?
>>723977692 (OP)
Could you explain what exactly changed (and how it was before) like if I was someone whose experience of CS was 1.5 in Internet Café, back when Dinosaurus were still around?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:16:20 PM
No.723989992
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Thanks Gabe. You fucking idiot
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:16:41 PM
No.723990026
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:17:20 PM
No.723990084
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>>723989943
Unless you were already rich, nothing.
>>723989970
TLDR:
Valve just rug pulled millions of people
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:17:53 PM
No.723990143
[Report]
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:18:05 PM
No.723990165
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Why does CS have so many chinese people owning skins worth tens of thousands of dollars? IIRC the biggest trade in csgo history was over 500k and it was done between 2 chinese collectors. Do they not use money for anything over there?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:18:10 PM
No.723990172
[Report]
>>723990232
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:18:36 PM
No.723990209
[Report]
>calling your NFT collection from a 13 year old F2P shooter a "portfolio"
should've bought gold (real) and made back 10 times the investing without having to spend days of their miserable lives hawking shitty battle scarreds
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:18:51 PM
No.723990229
[Report]
>>723990089
This anon is a Chinese gambler
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:18:52 PM
No.723990232
[Report]
>>723990424
>>723990089
Yeah I get that part, but the online market is still there apparently so what did they do?
Make the rare shit 10 times more common or something?
>>723990172
Ah.
Thanks.
my $2600 knife is now worth $40 lmao
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:19:37 PM
No.723990312
[Report]
>>723991481
>>723986114
you dont parachute out of a ww2 plane
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:20:00 PM
No.723990342
[Report]
>>723990523
>>723990310
It was never worth anything, anon
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:20:21 PM
No.723990382
[Report]
>>723989970
From thousands of millions for the top people. This loser is still the funniest story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awwlz5OxlbI
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:20:48 PM
No.723990424
[Report]
>>723991248
>>723990232
>Make the rare shit 10 times more common or something?
Yes
They made items worth $100,000 worth $50 instead
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:20:48 PM
No.723990426
[Report]
>>723989205
since 2014 the reddit spilled over to the rest of the internet both in their users and their rhetoric.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:20:52 PM
No.723990435
[Report]
CURSE VISHNU RIGHT NOW
the biggest cs brazilian streamer (gaules) said on stream that he already knew about the update and he sold everything 2 weeks ago and that a few other streamers and pro-players also knew
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:21:33 PM
No.723990487
[Report]
>>723990451
Holy fuck, imagine how mad those retards have to be now kek
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:22:00 PM
No.723990523
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>>723990579
>>723990342
That’s okay because pretty soon Valve will be worth nothing
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:22:36 PM
No.723990579
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>>723990606
>>723990523
how much did you lose Xianguhouhwang?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:22:58 PM
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:23:17 PM
No.723990637
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>>723990709
A single titan holo sticker is fucking $140k today? That shit was like $20k in 2019
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:23:48 PM
No.723990693
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Tim would never betray his user base like this. Come anon, make the switch to the epic gamer platform
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:24:02 PM
No.723990709
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>>723990835
>>723990637
it could be worth $20 tomorrow
You never know with valve
>>723990451
sounds illegal
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:25:28 PM
No.723990835
[Report]
>>723990946
>>723990709
I wish Valve would have the balls to ruin the stickers. All those fags hoarding holos would crash out so hard
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:26:16 PM
No.723990905
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>>723990746
Only if the intention was malicious, I believe. But this doesn't seem intentional.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:26:43 PM
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>>723990835
they just have to make em available again, first thing it would happen the hoarders would get a metadata status to their own to try to gatekeep value.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:26:50 PM
No.723990962
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>>723991035
>>723990746
It's not stocks anon, if you speculate your money on some sketchy site with no regulations and lose money it's your fault
Also Steam is a private company so you can't even frame it as securities fraud
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:27:47 PM
No.723991035
[Report]
This
>>723990962
And Valve isn't the one hoarding the market.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:28:45 PM
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>>723991360
First they came for artifact and I said nothing for I was not an artifact player...
Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:29:21 PM
No.723991147
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All the big trades (above 2k) happen on third party sites. Valve shouldn't give a shit about the economy since they see 0 money from them unlike the 30% steam market tax.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:29:48 PM
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>>723991135
WHAT THE FUCK GET OUT OF MY PC
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:29:48 PM
No.723991201
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:29:54 PM
No.723991212
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>>723991135
Fuck you scared me!
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:29:57 PM
No.723991218
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>>723991135
this started autoplaying for me right as i came back to my desk
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:30:00 PM
No.723991225
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i nearly just shitted myself
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:30:00 PM
No.723991226
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:30:02 PM
No.723991231
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>>723991135
Holy shit you scared me
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:30:04 PM
No.723991235
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>>723991329
why is this shit a sticky...
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:30:10 PM
No.723991243
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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:30:11 PM
No.723991246
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>>723991135
How the fuck did this play itself
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:30:12 PM
No.723991248
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>>723990424
>a fucking digital color for a digital weapon was worth 100k to start with
That's a problem in itself already.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:30:16 PM
No.723991251
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I'm poor and therefore I haven't got a big brain to invest.
But if I had like 10.000€ Id put it in gold futures, I mean it would circumvent my 3rd world bank account that doesn't let anyone earn money and its the other way around even if you had tens of millions.
but the taxes on having gold stocks wouldn't be so bad next to keeping the non tangible cosmetic goods.
hope they can use this lesson after they save 5 years worth of salary saving spending 0 and living off mom and dad again.
find a mental health clinic or religion lmao.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:30:25 PM
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>>723977716
Aquafag stole this from a carlosposter
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:30:25 PM
No.723991269
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hahaha posting in ebin bread
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:30:32 PM
No.723991282
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>>723991135
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:30:33 PM
No.723991284
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>>723977716
Put me in Coach
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:30:33 PM
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MODS = GODS
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:30:34 PM
No.723991290
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:30:36 PM
No.723991294
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>>723991135
I almost died because of you man
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:30:38 PM
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My AWP went up by 200 dollars lol
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:30:39 PM
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:30:39 PM
No.723991304
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why is there music playing......
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:30:40 PM
No.723991307
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>>723977692 (OP)
money is temporary how about say that to the retards in the first place if you are so caring
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:30:47 PM
No.723991314
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posting in the sticky, I guess
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:30:55 PM
No.723991329
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>>723991235
first post is a mod who stole a joke from the previous thread and wants (You)s
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:30:55 PM
No.723991330
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>>723991445
>>723977692 (OP)
Are people actually killing themselves over pixels?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:31:01 PM
No.723991335
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:31:02 PM
No.723991336
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>>723991135
NANI THE FUCK
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:31:05 PM
No.723991341
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:stopmusic:
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:31:09 PM
No.723991348
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>>723992825
postan in sticky
>aquafag thread became the sticky
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:31:17 PM
No.723991359
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>>723977716
I don't get it
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:31:17 PM
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>>723991096
the 1 fucking artifact player postang this
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:31:19 PM
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>>723977716
That's not funny.
Okay, it's funny.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:31:20 PM
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>>723977716
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:31:21 PM
No.723991367
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Why the fuck is this a sticky? Why are mods such VaIvedrones?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:31:24 PM
No.723991374
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posting in sticky :)
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:31:24 PM
No.723991375
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>this thread is now a sticky
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:31:26 PM
No.723991383
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:31:28 PM
No.723991387
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>>723991135
Consider my sides destroyed, kudos
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:31:32 PM
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>>723977692 (OP)
>one death
>en masse
???
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:31:41 PM
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>>723991439
>people making bad financial decisions is worth a sticky now
Literally not Gabe’s problem
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:31:41 PM
No.723991403
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mods play cs??
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:31:51 PM
No.723991417
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>>723993072
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:31:54 PM
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>>723992450
>>723991135
u gay bitch i have 200 tabs open and couldn't find this
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:31:54 PM
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:32:01 PM
No.723991437
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>>723991534
>>723991385
It’s a cultural phenomenon
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:32:01 PM
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>>723991330
People from China, Eastern Europe, Russia and Brazil dump their life savings into CSGO skins thinking they're real investments.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:32:03 PM
No.723991446
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>tranny janny is the aquajeet
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:32:06 PM
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>stickied the stolen valor thread instead of the OG with the funny and original joke
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:32:10 PM
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>>723991385
aquafag owns the moderation team
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:32:12 PM
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:32:15 PM
No.723991470
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WHY COULDN'T THIS HAVE HAPPENED WHEN I STILL HAD AN INVENTORY WORTH A SHIT AND NOT GONE IN A STUPID SCAM I NEVER SHOULD HAVE FALLEN FOR
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:32:16 PM
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>>723977716
AQUA YOU FILTHY WHORE I WILL FUCKING GET YOU
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:32:16 PM
No.723991474
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>sticky
>autoplays evangelion music
MODS = GODS
MODS = GODS
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:32:19 PM
No.723991478
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postang in sticky
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:32:20 PM
No.723991479
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Thread ruined
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:32:21 PM
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>>723991617
>>723990312
thats LITERALLY what they did, during ww2 you fucking retard
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:32:26 PM
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>>723991553
>>723991352
oh that's why they picked this one? makes sense considering the skin color of the average mod
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:32:27 PM
No.723991494
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kill yourselves
>Valve does a minor change in their game
>mods sticky it
I hate this place
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:32:48 PM
No.723991530
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>>723991445
That's really pathetic.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:32:50 PM
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>>723991437
Just like that niglet that threw himself off a bridge?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:32:53 PM
No.723991537
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tfw you're not a CS tranny
posting in a sticky!
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:33:00 PM
No.723991542
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>>723977716
Carlos remove that gay wig
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:33:00 PM
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>>723991729
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:33:02 PM
No.723991547
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BLYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:33:02 PM
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>Jannies pinned a thread that """"OP"""" made purely to repeat a joke he heard elsewhere
F A G G O T S
A
G
G
O
T
S
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:33:04 PM
No.723991553
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>>723991493
>>723991352
The other thread already archived long ago
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:33:04 PM
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:33:05 PM
No.723991558
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>this is a sticky
MODS = FAGS
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:33:07 PM
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Oh yeah, CS2 is a thing
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:33:08 PM
No.723991565
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:33:10 PM
No.723991572
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postan inna sticky #nukegangriseup
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:33:18 PM
No.723991585
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>sticky
>only 1k posts
/v/ is dead
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:33:18 PM
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>>723991658
Mods are such annoying faggots holy shit
Kill yourselves you retarded monkey niggers
You make this board a worse place for all of us here
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:33:24 PM
No.723991598
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>>723977716
Post yfw you never played this slop.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:33:25 PM
No.723991601
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>>723991519
>minor
The assblasted response is peak comedy, enjoy the shit show and have some laffs
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:33:28 PM
No.723991606
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>>723991829
every faggot replying to that post needs to kill themselves
>>723971918
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:33:30 PM
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did (some of) the jannies "invest" in cs skins?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:33:36 PM
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>>723991481
at that altitude? when the plane is spinning?
youre dead no matter what you do
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:33:44 PM
No.723991630
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>>723991724
>>723977716
>janny stole a joke from another thread
>made a thread with it
>pinned it
That's a new low for our janitorial team
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:33:46 PM
No.723991632
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Good riddance
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:33:48 PM
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>>723988652
Ash12, in tarkov arena with better skins than that
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:33:57 PM
No.723991650
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>>723991754
Like wtf are you even doing staff?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:34:04 PM
No.723991654
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MODS = GODS
(song scared myself to death)
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:34:05 PM
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>>723991845
>>723991586
How much did you lose?
Also one stick is better than 100 threads
Why the fuck was this stickied?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:34:11 PM
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>>723992424
Reminder: All big traders trade on third party sites. Valve and Gabe should not give a single fuck about them since they dodge steam market's 5% tax by doing this. Imagine if that $700k trade was one on Steam. Valve would've gotten $35k but they didn't so fuck the skin hoarders.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:34:18 PM
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post yfw you just played the game and never bought shit
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:34:19 PM
No.723991685
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This is the most impactful vidya happening of 2025 and it is generating dozens of concurrent /v/ threads. A sticky is justified at least for some hours.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:34:19 PM
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JeetJanny was really proud of xer joke huh
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:34:26 PM
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:34:29 PM
No.723991701
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>>723991135
I'LL NEVER LOVE AGAIN
MY WORLD IS ENDING
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:34:37 PM
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MOD'S THREAD
MOD'S THREAD
YOU'RE ALL POSTING IN A MOD'S THREAD
A MOD MADE THIS THREAD
BULLY HIM
>>723991445
my actual thought behind this is people in organized crime store diversify their dirty money they haven't laundered in this shit.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:34:45 PM
No.723991724
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>>723991808
>>723991630
Jannies can't make stickies, only mods.
It's probably ABIB as he's a hardcore VaIvecultist
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:34:47 PM
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Tendies get so mad when a sticky doesn't involve them lel
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:34:48 PM
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>>723991825
>I LOST EVERYTHING
>EVERYTHING
>EVERYTHING THAT MATTERS TO ME
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:34:49 PM
No.723991729
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>>723991543
>>723991665
Because janny wanted to steal a joke and get a lot of yous. Yes that's how pathetic our jannies are
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:34:51 PM
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Curse Vishnu.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:34:57 PM
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:35:05 PM
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>>723991650
sharty needs to dox these jeets again (MOTHER FRICKING FACT NIGGA!!!!!!!!!)
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:35:08 PM
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I haven't played CS2, just how bad is this for the people that were holding onto knives?
>sticky
filing this thread together with the Etika sticky
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:35:13 PM
No.723991773
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>>723991826
please explain what happenend to a retard that doesnt know shit about cs
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:35:17 PM
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>>723977692 (OP)
Stay out of trouble, gamers.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:35:23 PM
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qrd on the sitch
what's the impact?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:35:25 PM
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>>723980070
>>723980567
so do you all just hold that money and do fuck all with it forever?
what's the point in that
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:35:36 PM
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>>723991352
The mod lost everything and is about to kys himself
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:35:38 PM
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:35:39 PM
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>>723991135
shat my pants, f u
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:35:40 PM
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>>723991937
>>723991724
We call mods "jannies" to make them feel less important
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:35:41 PM
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>>723977716
>stole the joke from another thread >>723971918
SHAME ON YOU
>>723991718
Steam is full of arab royals putting their money into this shit. Look at that St4ck guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJeJ9zqWWfo
/fit/ here. can someone give me a qrd cause I dont play your gay nerd shit
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:35:47 PM
No.723991819
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:35:47 PM
No.723991821
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>>723991876
Nice sticky… situation you got here thirdies
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:35:50 PM
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>>723991728
oh now these motherfuckers add a "reverse trade" feature after it would have mattered
FUCK OFF
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:35:50 PM
No.723991826
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>>723991909
>>723991773
people hoarding virtual knives got fucked
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:35:51 PM
No.723991829
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>>723991606
didn't ask zhang
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:35:52 PM
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KWAB
also posting in sticky
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:35:57 PM
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>>723991962
>>723991658
We don't even have 3 you retarded nigger monkey go back to the cotton fields
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:35:58 PM
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and nothing of value was lost
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:36:02 PM
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>>723991665
It's another "A DEAL'S A DEAL ANON" situation, perhaps
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:36:06 PM
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CSniggers deserved it. Chinks and Vatniks are roaches that deserved the scam.
>>723991385
fucking pinned a thread created by an op/fp samefag to cash in on a stolen carlos joke from another thread. the original thread reached bump limit and got archived but this one got pinned and aquajeet probably gets paid by the reply
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:36:18 PM
No.723991876
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:36:20 PM
No.723991880
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>>723991789
Chinese suicides
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:36:29 PM
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Fucking lol.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:36:29 PM
No.723991891
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This is literally how I learn that 4chan still has moderators
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:36:30 PM
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>>723991135
Im adding this to my youtube playlist what a banger to remember this moment
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:36:35 PM
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>>723991972
I saved up and bought a 400 doler knife to play with and lowkey as an investment and in the end it's just 200 doler now. basically a third of my monthly salary just got burned fucking hell
seeing europeans with their fuckass expensive skins makes me so jealous
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:36:36 PM
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MY CRATERINOS
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:36:44 PM
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>>723992034
>>723991826
that part i understand
but what exactly happened that tanked their value
DoctorGreen
!DRgReeNusk
10/23/2025, 8:36:51 PM
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>sticky
so the mod that stole the carlos joke is a cs2fag, uh?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:36:55 PM
No.723991925
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>>723992165
>>723991873
Anon it's not that fucking serious, people steal jokes all the time
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:36:57 PM
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>>723977692 (OP)
this is the lamest sticky i've ever seen
>92
KWAB
>>723991767
>Etika sticky
I still can't believe that was a thing.
The day /v/ well and truly died.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:37:04 PM
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>>723991815
Fake vidya gayem skins for guns that were worth thousands now worth nothing. Retards killing themselves over their "portfolios"
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:37:06 PM
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>>723991813
Think per capita are there more drug dealers and petty criminals in the world or royalty?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:37:06 PM
No.723991937
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>>723991808
No we don't newfag
Just admit you didn't even know the difference between mods and jannies
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:37:08 PM
No.723991942
[Report]
>>723992248
>>723991718
>>723991813
Based gaben fucking over criminal scum.
Reminder to not give (you)s to the joke stealing tranimigger
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/723971181/#q723971918
Give your (you)s to the post above instead
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:37:17 PM
No.723991956
[Report]
>>723992697
>>723991519
An indian janitor killed himself apparently
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:37:18 PM
No.723991959
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>>723991815
/fit/ is just /v/ who took up lifting, you're still a nerd
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:37:18 PM
No.723991961
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IT ALL KEEPS
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:37:22 PM
No.723991962
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>>723991845
We literally had 3 and I'm sure more while I wasn't looking
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:37:26 PM
No.723991971
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>>723992437
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:37:27 PM
No.723991972
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>>723991903
you already said that in the other thread
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:37:31 PM
No.723991978
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>>723992298
>>723991873
God i fucking hate Jeets so fucking much
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:37:32 PM
No.723991981
[Report]
Look, I'm not saying we should report this thread
I'm just saying it'd be really funny if mods got a buncha reports for a thread they made and stickied themselves
But "don't" do that
"Don't" report this thread
That's very naughty
"DO NOT" do it
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:37:36 PM
No.723991987
[Report]
>>723979864
Bitcoin can be updated, it has been updated foe the worse
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:37:37 PM
No.723991992
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>>723992052
>this was stickied over the 300 other threads made prior to this one
janny im docking your pay
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:37:39 PM
No.723991995
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>>723991789
valve pushed an update that lets you trade skins for knives and now knives are worth fuck all
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:37:42 PM
No.723992003
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>>723991815
moist critical and asmon are going to comment on soon
stay tuned
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:37:48 PM
No.723992009
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>this can't be real
>sticky
Uhm lads?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:37:53 PM
No.723992015
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:37:53 PM
No.723992016
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>>723991135
IT'S FUCKING OVER
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:37:54 PM
No.723992017
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>>723992105
this does not deserve to be a sticky
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:37:56 PM
No.723992018
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>>723991954
>give yous to the archived post
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:38:00 PM
No.723992024
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>>723991767
>>723991930
>mods sticky e-celebs
>you are not even allowed to make e-celeb threads here (unless it's Vinny, oney or Asmon)
I still don't get it.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:38:06 PM
No.723992029
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>>723978473
Back in 2015 or so, I and a group of friends tried something for fun as an experiment which worked. You know those images that are stretched out “combos” where if someone posts in between your posts they ruin your combo and interupt the complete image? We would rapid fire them off so we could each post an image from our phone like 3 seconds after the previous guy. That way it was impossible for our combo to be broken. it was a fun and we laughed a lot.
faggot mod steals a joke from another thread, and then pins it so everyone can give him (you)'s
fucking disgusting
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:38:10 PM
No.723992034
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>>723991909
The trade up contract in the game, you can now trade up to knives. So people are buying the cheap red gun quality skins to tradeup for, so now anyone can get knives for waaaaaaaaay cheaper
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:38:22 PM
No.723992052
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>>723991992
he wanted to seal the joke in the first post
Can someone explain to me why chinks and whitebois are necking themselves en masse right now? i don't play shootingslop, I am a tendiechad.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:38:31 PM
No.723992067
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I used to play 1.6 and a little CS like forever ago but I’m a console pleb so I never messed with any of this shit. What’s the deal with this? People were sitting on skins worth a shitload of money and Valve tanked their value overnight somehow?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:38:42 PM
No.723992082
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>>723977716
Dumb Aqua poster
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:38:43 PM
No.723992083
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>>723977716
why is this allowed
>>723971918 ?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:38:44 PM
No.723992087
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Sticking in post
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:38:51 PM
No.723992105
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>>723992017
It was literally an end to an era. Yes, yes it does.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:38:52 PM
No.723992106
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>>723977692 (OP)
>>723977716
bro the mods pinned this just to give more attention to aquajeet
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:38:53 PM
No.723992108
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why did gaben do this? the fat fuck
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:38:55 PM
No.723992113
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POASTING IN A STICKY
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:38:55 PM
No.723992115
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>>723992207
>>723992032
that really is what happened, isnt it. holy fucking shit mods get it together please.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:38:57 PM
No.723992118
[Report]
JOKE THIEF MOD ALERT
JOKE THIEF MOD ALERT
JOKE THIEF MOD ALERT
COMEDY POLICE HERE
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:39:03 PM
No.723992129
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>>723980001
just outed yourself as the actual jeet
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:39:04 PM
No.723992130
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>>723992243
>>723978168
oh no, anonymous posted a joke instead of anonymous
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:39:05 PM
No.723992132
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And there is a stock market item trading scene in a F2P competitive shooter, why?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:39:13 PM
No.723992141
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>>723992053
Did you read the OP? They crashed the economy by letting you convert red items (worthless garbage only casuals held) into knives.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:39:18 PM
No.723992152
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>>723992310
Really ?
A fucking sticky for this ?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:39:21 PM
No.723992158
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>>723977692 (OP)
Thread's going so fast that no one will notice I like big girls
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:39:22 PM
No.723992159
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>>723979498
KWAB! KILL YOURSELF DO IT DO IT KYS KYS KYS
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:39:25 PM
No.723992161
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>>723991930
It really is. After years of ecelbs aren't videogames the mods sickied a eceleb thread
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:39:25 PM
No.723992162
[Report]
jeet thread
jeet board
jeet site
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:39:26 PM
No.723992163
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STEAM API IS DOWN
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:39:28 PM
No.723992164
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:39:28 PM
No.723992165
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>>723991925
i don't give a shit about stolen jokes but i fucking hate avatarfags almost as much as namefags
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:39:34 PM
No.723992175
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:39:35 PM
No.723992176
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toasting in epic bread
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:39:38 PM
No.723992182
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>>723991135
TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:39:38 PM
No.723992184
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>>723977692 (OP)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:39:39 PM
No.723992186
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Did the market die? I can't even open it.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:39:44 PM
No.723992196
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>>723992136
Artificial scarcity
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:39:44 PM
No.723992197
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>>723992053
Chinese people are the biggest csgo skin investors. They have inventories ranging from a few thousand to millions worth of pixels.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:39:47 PM
No.723992203
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>>723992837
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:39:50 PM
No.723992205
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>Jeet mod pins his own thread after stealing a joke from someone else
Sounds like the west and the current jeet invasion
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:39:50 PM
No.723992207
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>>723992115
makes sense why the aquafag who constantly posts about "being indian" doesn't get banned, he's on the staff. i hope they dock his paychecks
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:39:54 PM
No.723992215
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>Sticky
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:39:54 PM
No.723992216
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>>723992348
>>723992032
>steals a joke
what you post on boards belongs to everyone and to nobody
make a twitter acc if you want to claim memes and jokes
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:39:57 PM
No.723992219
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Will you make a sticky when OpenAI collapses janitor-san?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:39:59 PM
No.723992225
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>>723977716
kek
90% of nu-/v/ werent even born when this joke was new
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:40:06 PM
No.723992237
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>>723993020
>my crypto dumped
>my pretend gf dumped me
>my cs portfolio dumped
I wish that I could turn back time
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:40:10 PM
No.723992243
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>>723992130
Except that anon is an avatarfagging jeet
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:40:11 PM
No.723992246
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:40:12 PM
No.723992248
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>>723991942
There's very few people who in history who have an actual chance to make a difference and chose virtue over increasing their riches.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:40:15 PM
No.723992257
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>>723977716
Legendary gem
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:40:23 PM
No.723992268
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:40:24 PM
No.723992271
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TRANNYJANNYMODS ARE ROPING DUE TO LOSING MONOPOLY MONEY!
WE WON
THANKS GABEN
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:40:29 PM
No.723992274
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>>723992032
>Mods are Jeets who steal jokes
Its fucking over
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:40:36 PM
No.723992280
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This is funny and I will use this as a lesson on why relying on vidya companies for any sort of investment is fucking retarded.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:40:37 PM
No.723992282
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Boy good job I invested in the stock market and crypto and not shitty video game NFTs for third worlders.
Maybe don't try and catch a falling.... KNIFE? Heh.
Also get a fucking job.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:40:40 PM
No.723992284
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MODS = FAGS
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:40:41 PM
No.723992286
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TOASTING IN A STICKY
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:40:43 PM
No.723992291
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>>723977692 (OP)
how is /vm/ taking this
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:40:44 PM
No.723992294
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>>723991873
>>723991978
whats the qrd on this guy? how do you know hes a jeet
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:40:53 PM
No.723992306
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>>723977692 (OP)
I’m sorry, am I confused? This is not video games. Meta discussion about communities is not vidya. And it’s pinned. This place has gone to shit
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:40:54 PM
No.723992307
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>disproportionately effects indians and chinese
>gets a sticky
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:40:55 PM
No.723992310
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>>723992152
people lost fortunes on this
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:40:57 PM
No.723992315
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a lot of seething faggots lol
>>723977692 (OP)
>>723977716
>mod comes up with a funny zinger
>"hmm I better pin this to make sure everyone sees it"
do not include me in the screenshot
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:41:16 PM
No.723992337
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Counter-Strike 2 Update for 10/22/2025 >CONTRACTS:
>Extended functionality of the "Trade Up Contract" to allow exchanging 5 items of Covert quality as follows:
5 StatTrak™ Covert items can be exchanged for one StatTrak™ Knife from a collection of one of the items provided
5 regular Covert items can be exchanged for one regular Knife item or one regular Gloves item from a collection of one of the items provided.
HOLY KEK Imagine knowing that a part of your players put their life savings into this game. Literally thousands to hundreds of thousands of dollars and you just change the whole ecosystem in 7 lines.
Based Gaben
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:41:20 PM
No.723992348
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>>723992216
Except he's an avatarfag
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:41:22 PM
No.723992350
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>cashed out 8k a couple of weeks ago cuz I was bored and done with CS
>Based Valve for letting me exit in time
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:41:24 PM
No.723992353
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So was this a based or cringe decision by Valve?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:41:34 PM
No.723992370
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>sticky for a manufactured meme thread
mods are gay niggers
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:41:35 PM
No.723992372
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>>723992618
>>723992053
Valve let you sell and trade loot box items for CS. So third parties bought up all the knives and price gouged them like what happened with the retro game market but Valve implemented a way for poorfags to exchange 5 other items into the super rare items they were hoarding so all the items they're hoarding are now worthless.
The absolute faggots buying up all the knives also had sites where you could gamble for their knives so they made a fuck ton ripping off idiots but when they lose money from gambling, they kill themselves.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:41:38 PM
No.723992380
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>nigger anime jeet steals from /ourguy/ CarlosGOD
First the Bluesky link on Itagaki's funeral sticky attracting /pol/ now this. We can't have nice things.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:41:44 PM
No.723992385
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>>723992539
GOLDCHADS WE STAY WINNING. THE FOREVER COMMODITY
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:41:53 PM
No.723992393
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Horrible news for third world faggots.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:42:00 PM
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:42:02 PM
No.723992408
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:42:07 PM
No.723992413
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Bastard bitch megabenchod!! Fuck you bloody bitch basterd!!!
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:42:09 PM
No.723992417
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Gabe said he will be buying all your skins back at full value not to worry this is a nothingburger
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:42:11 PM
No.723992419
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>>723992298
>how do you know hes a jeet
cause he's a janny
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:42:11 PM
No.723992421
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:42:12 PM
No.723992424
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:42:14 PM
No.723992430
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>>723992136
don't be so antisemitic
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:42:14 PM
No.723992431
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>>723992326
>mod comes up
He literally stole it since he is a shit skin jeet. And that's all they can do is steal
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:42:17 PM
No.723992434
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>>723992356
They had to do it because EU won't allow gambling soon
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:42:22 PM
No.723992437
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>>723991971
WE MUST BE BETTER INVESTORS
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:42:27 PM
No.723992450
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:42:28 PM
No.723992456
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It's a good day to be white.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:42:33 PM
No.723992468
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>>723992298
Shartrannies wants to take credit on everything now, even carlos jokes.
watch them flooding this sticky with fucking wojaks to derail off their groomer pisscord channel and dead imageboard
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:42:41 PM
No.723992473
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kill yourselves you street shitting jeets
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:42:45 PM
No.723992478
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I hate Aquaposters so much it is unreal
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:42:45 PM
No.723992479
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>This is now a sticky thread
What in the fuck?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:42:46 PM
No.723992482
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>>723992326
he stole the joke
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:42:47 PM
No.723992484
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:42:53 PM
No.723992492
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:42:54 PM
No.723992493
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>>723992734
>Sticky
>for this shit
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:42:57 PM
No.723992496
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>>723977716
CARLOSCACAS BTFO
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:42:59 PM
No.723992498
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>>723977692 (OP)
not my problem. never cared about retarded cosmetics
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:42:59 PM
No.723992501
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fucking avatarfags
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:43:00 PM
No.723992503
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:43:01 PM
No.723992504
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COD and Battlefield Skins not looking to bad now huh faggots
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:43:02 PM
No.723992507
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>>723992672
>reply within a minute
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:43:08 PM
No.723992513
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>>723991135
kek, how much money did mods/jannies lose from this crash?
I'm guess trading skins and crypto is the only way you guys make money since Hiroyuki and RapeApe make you do it for free.
L
!!fkytvVwH4hG
10/23/2025, 8:43:10 PM
No.723992516
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:43:19 PM
No.723992530
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:43:25 PM
No.723992539
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>>723992385
just wait until the alchemists finally make their breakthrough, faggot.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:43:27 PM
No.723992546
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Basterd bitch!!! I loose 5000000 ruppe yiu bloody bitch basterd madarchod!!!
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:43:30 PM
No.723992550
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>>723980335
cause the game is shit
>friend is a cs trader
>told me he took a big loan from a shark
>does not answer his phone
guys, should i do something?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:43:35 PM
No.723992559
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I saw the Aqua post first but since it had Aqua I didn't laugh. Only until I saw the Carlos one I laughed.
>>723977692 (OP)
I don't get it, people put their life savings into virtual knives or something?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:43:39 PM
No.723992565
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I didn't know that you could make money off of Counter Strike. Who's buying this shit?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:43:46 PM
No.723992574
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>>723977692 (OP)
Why is this stickied lol?
Anyway total Steamcuck genocide
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:43:48 PM
No.723992578
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Holy kek, mods weren't fags for once
fuck valvecucks
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:43:49 PM
No.723992581
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>>723993037
I am completely out of touch with what is going on right now
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:43:50 PM
No.723992583
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It's just a fucking game, invest in gold and brothels if you want an actual hustle.
Those chinks are unnaturally obsessed with gambling, Gabe really should just end the gacha mechanics altogether. It's blood-money at this point.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:43:51 PM
No.723992584
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:44:00 PM
No.723992594
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>the kino fun kirby direct didn't get a sticky
>but pc vegan thread does
Curious :)
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:44:00 PM
No.723992597
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>>723992829
DO NOT REPLY TO JOKE STEALING AQUAJEET
>DO NOT REPLY TO JOKE STEALING AQUAJEET
DO NOT REPLY TO JOKE STEALING AQUAJEET
>DO NOT REPLY TO JOKE STEALING AQUAJEET
DO NOT REPLY TO JOKE STEALING AQUAJEET
>DO NOT REPLY TO JOKE STEALING AQUAJEET
DO NOT REPLY TO JOKE STEALING AQUAJEET
>DO NOT REPLY TO JOKE STEALING AQUAJEET
DO NOT REPLY TO JOKE STEALING AQUAJEET
>DO NOT REPLY TO JOKE STEALING AQUAJEET
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:44:04 PM
No.723992606
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How does this affect cases?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:44:08 PM
No.723992618
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>>723992968
>>723992372
So let me get this straight, retards used colored knives as some sort of monetary currency and are now killing themselves because valve facilitated coloring of knives for others?
Chinks and whities really be sub room temperature IQ. Like stop wasting money on fucking gacha shit and invest in actual stocks.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:44:09 PM
No.723992621
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Gamers will see this story and STILL defend capitalism.
Can I get a qrd, because I have no fucking clue what is going on
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:44:12 PM
No.723992624
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>>723992557
that nigger is on the run change your phone number
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:44:18 PM
No.723992637
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>>723992828
TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:44:31 PM
No.723992659
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why is it a sticky
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:44:31 PM
No.723992660
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How come I don't see ANY trainjeet webms ITT?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:44:33 PM
No.723992663
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:44:40 PM
No.723992672
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>>723992507
16 seconds no less
he REALLY didn't want anyone else to take the first post
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:44:43 PM
No.723992676
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>>723992764
>>723977692 (OP)
>>723977716
Super organic thread guys!
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:44:47 PM
No.723992682
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>>723992776
>>723977692 (OP)
So, I assume normies are not okay, then?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:44:49 PM
No.723992690
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LETTING ME DOWN
LETTING ME DOWN
LETTING ME DOWN
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:44:51 PM
No.723992692
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>Sticky
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:44:52 PM
No.723992695
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>>723992780
>>723992557
>>told me he took a big loan from a shark
how many sardines?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:44:53 PM
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>>723991956
i will now believe this even if proof to the contrary gets presented.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:44:53 PM
No.723992698
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to all my chinaman in this thread
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:44:54 PM
No.723992702
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>pinned
mods = trolls
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:44:57 PM
No.723992705
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:45:01 PM
No.723992718
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Carlos won, Aqua lied, people died
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:45:04 PM
No.723992721
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>>723977692 (OP)
Good. Cs is game for genetic waste nothing of value was lost.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:45:06 PM
No.723992724
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>>723992557
>Your friend when he read the patch notes
Anon it‘s over
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:45:08 PM
No.723992728
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>>723977716
Good morning saar!
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:45:08 PM
No.723992730
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deserves 2-3 more crashes desu desu
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:45:09 PM
No.723992734
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>>723993447
>>723992493
this is a big (funny) event in gaming, so yes
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:45:19 PM
No.723992756
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>>723979864
>i don’t trust Gabe after this
fucking retard
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:45:21 PM
No.723992759
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>CS2 knife skins crash
hehe
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:45:22 PM
No.723992761
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>>723991135
Didnt work for me lol. Broken ass site
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:45:23 PM
No.723992764
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>>723992676
The joke was made in a different thread and the OP just lazily copied it. Go figure.
>>723977716
hol up hol up
why is india associated with this character now?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:45:31 PM
No.723992776
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>>723992682
Normies are the ones who benefit from this.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:45:33 PM
No.723992780
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saucy
10/23/2025, 8:45:44 PM
No.723992789
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>>723992623
Valve created a market gap in itemization with rare CS2 knives, then it filled the gap with a feature that allowed common knives a "trade-up" feature; resulting in tons of people relying on that market gap to go into fiscal shock.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:45:45 PM
No.723992791
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>>723977716
Nice stolen joke, sar. Do the needful and redeem tranime joke instead.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:45:52 PM
No.723992805
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:45:53 PM
No.723992806
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:45:58 PM
No.723992810
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janny tranny sticky your mom up the wall
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:46:04 PM
No.723992820
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>>723992557
Alert the police, I guess?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:46:09 PM
No.723992825
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:46:09 PM
No.723992826
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>>723992610
This should have been the first post.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:46:09 PM
No.723992827
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>>723991930
This sticky is weird but its relativity tame compared to some mod turning /v/ into dead nigger storage for one day. Did we even discover which fag on the team did that? It was always baffling to me. Surely the mod was underaged.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:46:11 PM
No.723992828
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>>723992637
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:46:10 PM
No.723992829
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>>723992597
>mods stickied the thread so you HAVE to reply to >>723977716 now
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:46:13 PM
No.723992832
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>>723977716
Btw this should've been accompanied with a Carlos pic but this is a pajeet avatarfag that stole the post and now the rest of the animals give him upboats.
This is for the archives and your cuckold screencap.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:46:16 PM
No.723992836
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I'm happy. I can say with full confidence that there is not a single person that's worth keeping alive on this entire planet that partakes in anything related to CS items. They're all subhuman trash.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:46:17 PM
No.723992837
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:46:21 PM
No.723992849
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>>723992987
I DEMAND JUSTICE
>>723971918
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:46:22 PM
No.723992851
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>>723993002
>>723992557
Do you live in fucking Brazil? Who takes money from a loan shark in 2025?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:46:26 PM
No.723992857
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>>723977716
Based smug Aqua
>>723992772
Aquaposting is an old /v/ tradition and anti-anime tards started forcing the idea that everyone that posts aqua is indian. They are also extending this to other anime characters.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:46:34 PM
No.723992871
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>>723993048
>>723992772
>now
Good morning, Ranjeesh.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:46:35 PM
No.723992873
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I mean this situation is hilarious but I do find it surprising that Valve basically held a gambling ring in their online games and nobody tried to regulate it, restrict it or anything, when most of gaming was demonized for shit like microtransactions and battle passes.
"It's ok when Valve does it" I guess
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:46:42 PM
No.723992883
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STICKY!!!
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:46:58 PM
No.723992904
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>komm susser death
>not entrance for the gladiators
this is not a sad moment, this is a very, VERY funny moment mods, change it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNv2RHR62Rs
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:47:00 PM
No.723992906
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>>723977716
A witty Aquaposter? Never thought I'd see the day
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:47:03 PM
No.723992912
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:47:13 PM
No.723992927
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>>723992623
Gaben made gloves/knifes in CSGO easier to get now which were “worth” a ton of money for how rare it is. This change wiped out billions in the CSGO skin market. Mass thirde suicides incur
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:47:16 PM
No.723992932
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>>723993018
Can anyone post steam charts which show the value of these things now
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:47:21 PM
No.723992940
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>pinned
Hahahaha tranny jannies
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:47:39 PM
No.723992964
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:47:42 PM
No.723992968
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>>723992618
Yeah, to put it into perspective people turned 5 $1 items into knives that were worth thousands. This is a complete and utter market collapse for anyone holding knives, and you can sell/trade these newly made knives so it's completely and utterly over for anyone that tried to make money off this.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:47:47 PM
No.723992973
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:47:55 PM
No.723992983
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>>723993051
>>723992860
Anti anime fags are sharteens
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:47:57 PM
No.723992987
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>>723992849
NO JUSTICE
NO PEACE
NO JUSTICE
NO PEACE
FIRE THE JOKE THIEVING STAFF MEMBER NOW
HIS SALARY SHOULD BE REDUCED TO ZERO
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:48:01 PM
No.723992995
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>>723993082
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:48:07 PM
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>>723993264
>>723992851
>no credit score
>never had a job
hmm i wonder why
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:48:09 PM
No.723993004
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Give it three days for the Russian mob to weigh in on this.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:48:12 PM
No.723993006
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>>723977716
>all these newfags that don't get the joke
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:48:19 PM
No.723993015
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>>723992298
because he gets mad when people make fun of indians
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:48:19 PM
No.723993016
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Gabe literally invested Valve money into Aston Martin's IMSA and WEC hypercar program with Heart of Racing. His son is on his way to being the next Daytona and Le Mans winner all thanks to skin cuck's hard spent money.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:48:20 PM
No.723993018
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>>723992932
Went from 6 billion to 4 billion in the last 24 hours iirc
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:48:21 PM
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>>723992237
just keep floteing youll be alright
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:48:22 PM
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>>723977716
stealing nigger
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:48:22 PM
No.723993025
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>>723993178
She won.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:48:23 PM
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>>723992929
Sauce? Who is this girl?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:48:25 PM
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>>723977716
>>723977716
>STOLEN JOKE
STOLEN JOKE
>STOLEN JOKE
STOLEN JOKE
>STOLEN JOKE
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:48:26 PM
No.723993030
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>>723977716
Put me in the screenshot
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:48:26 PM
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>>723993149
Did the mods pin this by mistake?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:48:29 PM
No.723993037
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>>723992560
>>723992581
Let me explain
This is essentially an accellerated version of what would happen to the US housing market if NIMBY regulations, zoning laws and restrictions for housing construction were removed overnight.
You can it imagine as the government letting you trade in 5 normal everyday cars for a house.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:48:34 PM
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>>723992929
that's a delicious looking donut
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:48:37 PM
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>>723992560
>I don't get it, people put their life savings into virtual knives or something?
Yes extremely rare knives and then Valve let people transform 5 more common items into them.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:48:39 PM
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>>723992871
That's very clearly because they have a larger population than everybody else on Earth
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:48:41 PM
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>>723993180
>>723992860
>>723992983
Anime is only watched by brownoids.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:48:42 PM
No.723993053
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>steals joke and stickies a thread just to collect (You)s
what's his endgame?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:48:51 PM
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tl;dr?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:48:53 PM
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>>723991930
wait what happened now?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:48:54 PM
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>>723991417
Is this the thread?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:48:55 PM
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>>723977716
スクリーンキャップに入れてください
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:48:55 PM
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>>723977692 (OP)
>Sticky
>Komm Süsser Tod
Gay, should've saved this for when they announce HL3 is officially never coming out and Tyler McNigger kills himself or something. Literally who cares about this shit other than turd worlders?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:48:56 PM
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post yfw you're still playing 1.6
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:48:59 PM
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>>723992995
Valve made free items craftable into whale items
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:49:00 PM
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>>723993307
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:49:02 PM
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>723977716
Kill yourself jeet
>be aquafag
>make thread
>someone posts a carlos funny
>make a new thread and samefag fpbp the funny
>people notice and start calling you out
>old thread archives
>have less (you)s than the carlos post
>must get more (you)s than it
>pin the thread
pottery
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:49:12 PM
No.723993095
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>>723986234
>It's like fucking speculating on the value of Walmart t-shirts except you're using jpgs from the Walmart website.
perfect description of NFTs
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:49:14 PM
No.723993103
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>>723993201
>people are still replying to aquafag's stolen joke
/v/ros... where's the justice for carloschad...
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:49:23 PM
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>shit skin jeet who does it for free steals a joke from an anonymous then pins his own thread to steal (you)s
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:49:26 PM
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>>723977716
very good joke saar
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:49:33 PM
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>>723993352
>>723992772
Shill spammers are scapegoating indians to distract from jews. Doesn't matter what it is, they will say it is Indian. It's nonsense. Do not engage. Indians are a massive problem but remember who caused the problem.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:49:34 PM
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>>723993209
Mods are rather slow sweeping up the loli spammer
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:49:41 PM
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>>723993031
Considering that they also autoplayed komm susser tod, no, it's just mods being based for once.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:49:44 PM
No.723993152
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>>723977692 (OP)
>>723977716
STOLEN VALOUR
>STOLEN VALOUR
STOLEN VALOUR
>STOLEN VALOUR
OP IS A STINKY SAMEFAGGING JEET
>>723971918
>>723971918
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:49:46 PM
No.723993156
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embarrassing thread, more embarrassing than the csgo fags offing themselves over nft's
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
LE WE LE DID LE IT LE REDDIT!!!!!
LE PUT LE ME LE IN LE THE LE SCREENCAP!!!!!
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:49:51 PM
No.723993162
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>>723977716
jeet samefag and also a janny. the absolute state of this board
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:49:53 PM
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>>723977716
How many kids on here would even get that joke?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:49:57 PM
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>>723993289
CRASHING THIS MARKET
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:50:01 PM
No.723993178
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>>723993051
What do whites watch?
Drag races?
BLM riots?
Israel holidays?
School shootings?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:50:11 PM
No.723993187
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>>723993139
Very embarrassing anon
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:50:17 PM
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>>723993103
Every time he posts that screencap we will remind him
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:50:18 PM
No.723993204
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Impressed that skinfags didn't see the writing on the wall when NFTs were getting dunked on.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:50:23 PM
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>>723993135
too busy masturbating
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:50:28 PM
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:50:31 PM
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>>723993262
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN’T JUST TAKE MY HECKING GREENTEXT
I don’t see your name on it lol
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:50:43 PM
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:50:44 PM
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>>723993089
rape aqua in the butthole
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:50:48 PM
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>>723977716
W I T N E S S E D
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:50:57 PM
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>>723993219
should have made it an NFT bitch nigga lmao
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:50:59 PM
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>>723993002
Maybe he should have gotten a job instead of going all in on skins lmao
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:51:00 PM
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>>723983098
You must return from whence you game
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:51:02 PM
No.723993273
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>>723977716
put me in the screencap
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:51:08 PM
No.723993282
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:51:09 PM
No.723993284
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:51:09 PM
No.723993285
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Why wouldn't this be stickied? /v/ is 80% thirdies and this is their collective 9/11.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:51:11 PM
No.723993289
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>>723993171
do I smell brakes?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:51:13 PM
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>>723993161
tasty coconut nigger
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:51:17 PM
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>>723993089
Game was rigged from the start.
They are not so different after all, Gaben and the jannies.
>>723993180
Unironically yes. Hating Israel is also only done by browns.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:51:26 PM
No.723993307
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:51:38 PM
No.723993330
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>>723992772
because of pic related
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:51:42 PM
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>>723993185
still too expensive
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:51:47 PM
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>stickied this shit so he could monetize his stolen shitpost on twitter
seriously tho why didnt any of you pussies kill the jannies when they got doxxed?
you always claim to be mentally ill but you're just pussies
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:51:52 PM
No.723993350
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>>723977692 (OP)
people referring to their skin collection as their portfolio is insane, how valve let their skin economy turn into an investment scheme is beyond me but I guess it's nice that they're actually trying to do something about it
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:51:53 PM
No.723993352
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>>723993134
And jews in turn are a distraction from chinks. Chinks are behind every single issue in modern day because they review it as a reversed century of humiliation or something and jack off to it.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:51:58 PM
No.723993360
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>stealing a joke
no shame
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:52:00 PM
No.723993362
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>>723992298
Every india hate thread there's an Aqua avatarfag posting about how he's indian and asking why everyone hates india now
Could be a falseflag, but aquanigger has been an annoying retard for years so he deserves being shat on regardless
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:52:05 PM
No.723993371
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So if I want skins is this the time to buy?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:52:06 PM
No.723993373
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:52:06 PM
No.723993375
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:52:14 PM
No.723993382
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>>723993161
rectal pussy rider
pretty good
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:52:17 PM
No.723993389
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>>723979235
Really that ammount of money was going arround without any control? Wew
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:52:19 PM
No.723993391
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>>723993180
I watch hockey :)
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:52:22 PM
No.723993398
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>>723992860
>Aqua
>old
Kill yourself holy shit
>inb4 Konosuba is 100 years old!
It's still newfag shit
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:52:23 PM
No.723993402
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>>723993305
>I. AM. SILLY.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:52:25 PM
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MODS LICK DICKMODS LICK DICK
MODS LICK DICK
MODS LICK DICK
MODS LICK DICK
MODS LICK DICK
MODS LICK DICK
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:52:29 PM
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Oh well, at least now you're gonna work, purging all those images etc
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:52:30 PM
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>>723993487
>>723993305
I love having a foreskin albeit.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:52:31 PM
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>shit skin low caste jeet who does it for free steals a joke from an anon then pins his own thread to steal (you)s
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:52:37 PM
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:52:42 PM
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>>723988179
turned into a fucking caveman
What change was even made that crashed the market? No one is talking about the actual change.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:52:48 PM
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>>723977716
Today was a good day
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:52:47 PM
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lol
lmao even
fuck ziggers and chinks, their bullshit ruined the game. and fuck valve too for introducing this cancer.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:52:48 PM
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>>723992734
>funny
Yea not really. Need I remind you that Steamies were the main opposition of nintengroids on this board? Now we are left with Mario as the only hero left after Gaben an heroed.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:52:52 PM
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>>723977692 (OP)
Why is this stickied? Lamo are mods fucking cs skin addicts lmmmaaaooo. Good riddance.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:52:52 PM
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>>723977692 (OP)
>Sticky for this shit
>Sticky to steal a fucking joke
KILL YOURSELF YOU NIGGER MOD FUCK YOU
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:52:54 PM
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>>723993501
why is this stickied? lol
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:52:55 PM
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>>723983025
And no one cares about what they think
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:53:02 PM
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:53:07 PM
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I’m surprised this is a sticky, but I guess that goes to show how out of touch I am with /v/ now.
I guess any time would have been a “bad” time for this to happen, but hot damn that is a lot of money gone overnight.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:53:08 PM
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stop fucking replying to yourself you disgusting indian
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:53:09 PM
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>tranny janny actively deleting loli shit
KILL YOURSELF JEET
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:53:11 PM
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>>723993501
Valve is done.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:53:22 PM
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:53:25 PM
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>>723993410
You must not be American.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:53:30 PM
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>>723992860
Anything after 2010 is NOT a fucking tradition.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:53:30 PM
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>>723977716
>managed to out all the retarded newfags while also managing to get all the anti anime babs to seethe
Based Aqua poster.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:53:32 PM
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:53:37 PM
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>>723993567
>use services and websites outside of steam for a steam only game
>skirt around valves fees
>investing in what basically are NFTs
>expecting it to last
lmao. if you are this delusional you deserve death
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:53:48 PM
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I'm a boomer. Explain this to me. People were paying real money to buy digital knives or something? For what purpose?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:53:49 PM
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Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:53:51 PM
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You can only reply to this post if you never bought a CS2 skin in your life.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:53:58 PM
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>>723993185
Dear lord, how will this affect the world economy? Will anime figurines implode as well? Or perhaps dark web snuff will take a dive? Oh fuck Smirnoff is gonna take a hit too
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:53:58 PM
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Why is this a sticky cunt
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:54:10 PM
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>>723993440
"You can now craft 5 epic items into 1 legendary item".
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:54:11 PM
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>>723977692 (OP)
Kek the fact this shit is stickied is so fucking funny. People are pathetic
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:54:13 PM
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>>723993505
yup it makes it all the more funny seeing all these retards seethe
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:54:19 PM
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Will this help cleaning the game from cheaters?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:54:19 PM
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>>723992772
because calling people is the new go-to insult like autist or tranny or incel
it doesn't mean anything
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:54:19 PM
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>>723993440
You can craft higher-tier skins out of lower-tier skins in CS2 now, eliminating the artificial scarcity that rare skins had which made them so valuable. So everyone who had money in those rare skins is now broke.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:54:20 PM
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i wouldn't give a shit if it wasn't a samefagging avatarfag capable of pinning threads