15 min reviewer - JENNY
9/6/2025, 11:00:54 AM
No.538122471
>>538126192
>>538144093
>>538206103
GM, we are back and ready to demo. A new game has made it early on the list so we're going to do that first.
>>538074410
>JENNY
On launch it seemed the game hung up but it was just uncompressing everything, maybe something saying "Loading..." would be helpful.
Cool song, seems like a Hotline Miami clone?
No indication of anything game just starts right away.
Esc opens the menus, kinda hard see against the background.
Game seems fairly polished, all the objects on the map respond to getting hit.
Kinda hard to see when you're getting hit, especially when there are many enemies, I guess the whole screen changes color depending on your health?
Thought I was getting killed by random explosions but it's actually one of the enemies suiciding on you.
Neat, the cursor indicates how much ammo each gun has.
Kinda hard but might just need to get used to.
Overall, the actual game is there and seems fun to repeat/try again when you die, it's just the rest of the game like UI, presentation, maybe a bit of story is missing.
here's my 4chan-xt filters for anyone that wants them
boards:vg;/loli|\brori\b|cunny|\bshota(?:['s]|con)?\b|cute and funny|pa?edo(?!l|m)|little girl'?s?\b/i
boards:vg;/\bboo?cc?[hi]|grassfag|harvest.?moon|\be[*r][*i]c|chocolate represents|delightful|b[*a][*r][*o][*n]e|(?:shart|star)dew|\balice|\bf..?g?goon|(?:\n|\r|\r\n):D(?:\n|\r|\r\n)|\bcris(?!is)|rtubel\b|marnix|\bnepobab|frydar|skinner.?box|farty|yay^|\byni\b|^>>\d+\n?retard$/i
boards:vg,g,ic;/(?
boards:vg,g,ic;/THOUGH.?$|JAPAN.? THE COUNTRY|NIPPON.?(?: THE LAND)?|JAPANESE CARTOON/m
boards:vg,g,ic;/tran(?:n|sge|ime)|(?:fe|to)mbo[yi]|troon|(?:black|white|human) cock|will never be a woman|ywnbaw|prostate|chastity|trans.?sex|fem[ei]nine (?:ma|guy|bo[yi])|ne[o0]vag|estr(?:ogen|adiol)|cute and valid|ikea shark|programming socks|uwu|(?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 2:14:36 PM
No.538136259
>>538137009
>>538135978
cute and funny pedololi bocchi grassfags harvestmoonly fagooned acriss the marnix skinnerbox, althoughbeit farty was returning from JAPAN, THE COUNTRY of dysgenic femboy tranime...
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 2:19:03 PM
No.538136607
>>538135978
what's wrong with "prostate"
I got one of those
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 2:21:56 PM
No.538136837
>>538139547
>>538135431
oh hey another GB studio dev, a rare sight around these parts
it is very limiting, but half the fun for me is finding various ways around those limitations. it's almost like a logic game in itself.
plus it's my first serious attempt at making a game and the visual programing really helps me wrap my head around the whole thing
not quite ready to show off for demo days yet, but it's looking like I'll be able to show it for next demo days at my current rate
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 2:22:55 PM
No.538136919
>>538096468 (OP)
I'm making an ARPG-ish game. If I use a camera with ortographic projection, and add a Pitch tilt, that makes the forward axis look "smaller".
Now moving "forward/backward" feels much slower than moving "right/left".
Do games normally compensate for this? I.e. scale movement to be equal in screen space instead of world space.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 2:24:04 PM
No.538137009
>>538133372
I can't answer that question and you can't answer that question either, so why are you asking it so insistently?
We don't know how much it would've made otherwise. What I made clear is that hiring a voice actor is extremely cheap compared to the game's income.
Also, just because a game was slop once doesn't mean people can't come back to it in a future update or that it can't have a second chance. The idea of early access is you split your release into two releases, the early and final release. Early access games usually get less players but make up for it once they release fully.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 2:25:16 PM
No.538137109
>>538137201
No more messing around. No more procrastination.
Todayβs the day I finally start making my game. I will be using Gamemaker.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 2:26:26 PM
No.538137201
>>538137109
wouldn't you rather goon for 4 hours and argue on 4chan for 6 hours?
>>538137053
For fucks sake, get a grip and stop replying to this attention seeking retard. Heβs posted this exact same voice acting bait in every single thread for months. How on earth you fell for it after having seen it posted hundreds of times is beyond me.
This might be the worst DD of all time.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 2:32:06 PM
No.538137636
>>538137680
Just curious. How many people here can program a simple loop like in sonic? And i mean an actual fully functional loop where if you dont have enough momentum youll slide back down or fall straight down from the top. With all the alleged geniuses here that should easily be within your abilities right?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 2:32:36 PM
No.538137680
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 2:32:44 PM
No.538137696
>>538167623
>>538137475
Can we kick people from Demo Days who have been uploading the same project for 5+ years with little to no progress?
Seems like a lot of filler is all....
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 2:33:14 PM
No.538137723
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 2:38:19 PM
No.538138092
>>538137475
sorry, its my fault
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 2:38:42 PM
No.538138126
>>538137053
So you just gave up. Incredible.
>>538137361
What the fuck are you talking about, moron?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 2:39:48 PM
No.538138217
>>538137361
Kill yourself retarded tranny
>want to make an online co-op game
>you either have to force players to fuck with port forwarding
>or pay for servers to handle the data
Surely there's a better way
I can't dev today because I'm thinking about Bundev and what a shitty deal life is overall. it's like we're living in a roguelike except you get only one playthrough. what's even the point of doing anything?
>>538138704
>pay for servers
just how many players do you think you'll have and how much will it cost per player?
a few years ago my cousin was making some online game and he paid like $6000 for servers for 3 months and he never got above 20 concurrent players. he was overconfident and he was trying to solve problems that didn't even exist.
if your server costs are high that ideally means you have a lot of players which is a good thing.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 2:51:22 PM
No.538139228
>>538138843
Life is about the journey, not the destination. Make the most of what little time you have.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 2:51:36 PM
No.538139254
>>538139731
>>538138843
You never know when it's gonna be your time to go
It's not dying that scares me, it's dying without having done anything
Dying having not lived up to your potential
Dying after a lifetime of "I'll start tomorrow"
>>538138704
There is... but it'll cost you 100$ + 30% + gabe probably has a clause in there where he gets your kidney if you don't get enough wishlists.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 2:53:57 PM
No.538139447
>>538140929
>>538139110
Why haven't you teamed up with your cousin?
Your WASD game now has flying with full 3D navigation. Which keys control Z-up and Z-down?
>j-just make it wasd along the plane of the cameraβ
BZZT wrong! This is why every flying game sucks. No flying animal moves like that.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 2:55:16 PM
No.538139547
>>538136837
It's been the most rewarding experience I've had yet because it's so easy to pick up and every little bit of progress you can immediately see
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 2:57:42 PM
No.538139731
>>538139254
I lost my hair this year and realized that Iβd βIβll start tomorrowββd my one and only shot at ever knowing what being conventionally attractive/hot is like.
It was depressing for like a day but then you stop caring.
I assume being a failure will be like that when Iβm old old.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 2:58:43 PM
No.538139821
>>538139923
>>538139538
No flying animal has static wings either. What a retarded post.
>>538104605
VR is and was dead on arrival.
>shitty thing on face
>cables everywhere or shit battery
>99% gimmick games
it's like mobile gaming without the ease of a phone and if you disagree you are retarded.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 2:59:47 PM
No.538139923
>>538139821
Dragonflies
Hummingbirds
The Z axis being totally independent of head movement is extremely common
15 min reviewer - Kludge: Non-compliant Appliance
9/6/2025, 2:59:55 PM
No.538139936
>>538143110
>>538145767
>>538135170
>Kludge: Non-compliant Appliance
Main menu is simple but works well enough, I like the computer stuff.
Meager options menu, can't config anything.
Going straight for mission 1, fuck tutorials.
Really loud boom on mission start.
I like that almost everything is destructible.
Some SFX are way too loud compared to others (like grabbing knives).
Some slowdowns from time to time.
You should be able to throw objects with a lot of force which would impact on other objects and do a kind of combo of property damage.
Property damage UI should remind the player of much of it they need to clear the level.
Destroying things is fun on its own but it needs more objects, more juice, more variety, maybe some "ka ching" money sound or various other sounds depending on the object being wrecked.
Overall, it's has the makings of something that could be fun but it's still lacking features and content at the moment so it's not that interesting. It needs a bit of overarching story (for background of a robot going rogue), secrets to find, maybe some enemies chasing you or even a boss-type enemy, it needs more explosions and fire, make it total chaos, people screaming.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 3:00:31 PM
No.538139978
>>538141827
>>538139110
The issue is that you have to incur SOME costs regardless of how few players you have or how much data is being sent, when I feel like there should be a more straightforward solution by now
>>538139182
>>538139319
Is this the 30% that's taken out of all Steam sales anyway?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 3:03:57 PM
No.538140259
>>538139907
I want VR to be as cool as it is in my head. I remember trying some Blizzard demo on Google cardboard in like 2013/14 where you just fly around on a griffin, and thinking it was amazing.
I think some lightweight AR glasses could eventually take off as a way for people to play tabletop remotely. But full VR is just not interesting. Nobodyβs done anything interesting with it. Aside from beat saber thereβs nothing that isnβt better to just do in real life if youβre going to have the hassle of being upright anyway.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 3:05:39 PM
No.538140417
>>538142738
>>538139538
Space/Ctrl to mimick jump and crouch on the ground
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 3:06:09 PM
No.538140458
>>538140770
>>538139538
just look up how outer wilds did it, it's probably the most well known indie that did this.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 3:09:34 PM
No.538140770
>>538140458
One of the few things i remember about that game is how insufferably unresponsive and jank the 3D controls were.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 3:11:09 PM
No.538140929
>>538139447
because I knew his project would flop and so I didn't want to take his money or work for free. and I told him that and he basically told me I was crabbing him so I sat back and watched his game flop hard.
up is good, it signals progress
hence why it's give UP and not give DOWN, giving UP is progress
Around 100 games release on Steam alone EACH DAY.
About 700 games in the week around your release.
AAA release? Successful release AAA or indie, in your genre? BOOM you are done.
Also, not only are you competing with other new releases, but the entire backlog of games on every system a player owns. :)
Take all the "indie success stories" you can think of in the past 10 years and divide it by the number of devs in that time who have tried (again, 100 games a day, 3000 a month) and there's your historical likelihood of "making it."
Steam cut, higher self-employment taxes, no benefits, no retirement, AND to top it all off: Your sales diminish over time, so even if you hit this "mediocrity lottery" you'll have to do it all over again in a couple years.
>He thinks that indie gamedev can provide a sustainable primary income in 2025
Hahahahaha
H O B B Y
O
B
B
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Anonymous
9/6/2025, 3:21:10 PM
No.538141827
>>538139978
>The issue is that you have to incur SOME costs regardless of how few players you have or how much data is being sent
yeah but that could be as low as like $10/month for a couple of hundred of concurrent players.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 3:21:12 PM
No.538141836
>>538141497
gobble UP deez nuts nigga
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 3:21:57 PM
No.538141903
>>538141497
I'm never gonna give you up
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 3:26:50 PM
No.538142324
my cat walked on my keyboard
"get offa there, ya turkey!" I told him but he just looked at me
I can't dev like this
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 3:31:34 PM
No.538142738
>>538140417
You win, congrats, these are now the controls
15 min reviewer - Dirk The Adventurer
9/6/2025, 3:35:39 PM
No.538143110
>>538143404
>>538146880
>>538157592
>>538139936
>Dirk The Adventurer
Straight away I like the old school pixelart and feel.
For the options menu I couldn't figure out how to adjust the volumes and once you enter the audio options you cant seem to leave unless you alt+f4, maybe it's not working?
Starting a game there's no indication on how to proceed, no story, you have to press Esc to proceed.
There is a mouse cursor but it doesn't seem to be used for anything.
Unconventional control scheme.
No audio for anything in the slice, no background music while in-game.
The animations seem good enough but it needs something more to catch the player, some intrigue, lead them in, make them care.
I like that the stats have so much influence on what you can or cannot do.
Overall, this is a game not made for this age, it needs more work to make the player care, you need patience to read the dialogues and explore the world and characters.
Review Reviewer
9/6/2025, 3:38:57 PM
No.538143404
>>538146880
>>538143110
I rate this review as: good. keep up the good work
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 3:40:09 PM
No.538143516
>>538144226
>>538141573
You say that like itβs a lot.
Itβs the lowest of any creative industry by orders of magnitude.
Gaming is the EASIEST creative field to get into and will remain so even while every single other one is being destroyed by AI. AI canβt even consistently rig a 3D model yet.
Thereβs a reason there are a ton of ex movie industry people making video games. Because compared to the movie industry, finding some success in gaming is a cakewalk.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 3:41:49 PM
No.538143657
what the hell is with you faggots and your bizarre incomprehensible le heckin quirkerino control schemes? it's insulting to the player's time, shows your autism and lack of empathy for the player. why can't you just use WASD, space, and enter as the primary buttons like god intended?
i tried 6 games this demo day and every single one had retarded, idiosyncratic control schemes with no key rebinding, so i quickly dropped them. you should be ashamed of yourselves
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 3:42:20 PM
No.538143701
nigga I'm boutta FREAK
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 3:43:53 PM
No.538143831
>>538146880
>>538128558
Thank you for playing my game! I'm considering a mobile port if demand is high enough for the PC version, but I don't want to split my focus this early. I only had time to write one song before demo day, in the final version there will be more music. Fair enough if this isn't your kind of game, thanks anyways for the feedback.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 3:46:40 PM
No.538144093
>>538146880
>>538122471
Thanks for the review, useful notes. Let's just wait for godot 4.5 because that will have shader prebaking so the initial load isn't as bad.
>>538141573
>>538143516
Also your β100/dayβ number is (1) wrong, and (2) includes slop that nobody will ever play.
If you cut out 2D and hentai there are only 10 games released a day. TEN. You canβt beat ten fucking games? Imagine a version of YouTube with the same traffic, but only 10 normal videos and 90 porn/powerpoints were released a day. You think you couldnβt figure out how to become successful on that platform? Have some confidence in yourself.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 3:54:27 PM
No.538144732
>>538145120
>>538144226
>includes slop that nobody will ever play
this is your game. and my game.
the brutal truth is high effort is not a guarantee of any level of success.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 3:55:59 PM
No.538144860
>>538145101
If I never apply myself and keep doing everything exactly the same as I've been doing for my entire like I will miraculously produce a best selling video game and a woman will suddenly profess her love to me through no effort on my own part
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 3:57:52 PM
No.538145012
>>538145120
>>538144226
>If you cut out 2D and hentai
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 3:58:38 PM
No.538145075
>>538144226
based hopedev
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 3:58:52 PM
No.538145101
>>538145319
>>538144860
>woman will suddenly profess her love to me through no effort on my own part
unironically this is how it works with women regardless of effort. it's all about how your face looks and how tall you are. zero effort needed and effort makes zero difference. sorry you had to find out like this, fellow gymcels.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 3:59:07 PM
No.538145120
>>538145834
>>538144732
>>538145012
All I cut out was 2D and porn.
If youβre making a 2D or porn game then just stop doing that and make a real game instead.
>>538145101
The only times in my life a woman has ever flirted with me were (1) when I was wearing boots and lifts for an acting gig that made me 6β3β (Iβm 5β10β), and (2) when I was briefly internet famous
Get tall or get money
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:01:30 PM
No.538145348
>>538178028
>>538134974
Thanks for playing! Glad you like the visuals and music. I'm considering toning down the shop to 3 items and pieces, maybe it will open up to 6 again at round 5 when bombs start to show up. Mixing the hard Scrabble rules with roguelike chaos has been the toughest part of this. I'm still working on finding the sweet spot. Thank you for your feedback.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:04:05 PM
No.538145548
How do you make your game impossible to mod
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:04:39 PM
No.538145594
>>538146837
who was the poster here who released a game and then made follow up youtube videos on his experience and his revenue?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:05:07 PM
No.538145638
>>538147089
>>538144226
Not sure if you're new to this website or what, but one thing that all demoralization posts share regardless of their subject matter is that they always try to use the most extreme metrics possible to dissuade others from trying. It doesn't matter if said metrics are actually true, all they care about is posting something that looks so extreme that it makes other people scared to try. You see this with incel shit all the time.
>bro look at this engagement bait twitter post where a woman said she only wants to date men above 6'
>this must mean all women think like this!!
>no no no don't look up the account and realize it's actually a parody account run by an incel
The fact that you're able to see through the bullshit and are willing to provide a counterargument is a good thing. That likely means you have the intelligence to make something worthwhile. Low-intelligence people will fall into these traps and allow them to dictate the decisions they make, which will only result in failure.
Good luck.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:06:40 PM
No.538145767
>>538139936
how did you do the textures? looks slick
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:06:56 PM
No.538145787
>>538147229
>>538144226
you think we've finally peaked now that all the collective doomposters have successfully adverted the dev inflation crisis by doomposting?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:07:22 PM
No.538145834
>>538145120
>make a real game instead
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:09:18 PM
No.538146032
I'm forging my own destiny.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:10:21 PM
No.538146110
>>538146371
>got to the grocery store right as they were bringing out the fresh donuts
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:10:42 PM
No.538146139
>>538134974
There are books that do things with discarding, but yeah, playing words is always preferable to discarding in most cases I've found
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:11:42 PM
No.538146238
>>538145319
>get money
prostitutes will flirt with you if they think you have $500. it's not the same thing.
face is #1 but guys don't want to think about it because they can't do much about it. they can't twist reality around their height (it's easily measurable) but they all tend to think their face is above average and that it isn't the problem. for most guys their face is the main problem even if they're not ugly.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:12:34 PM
No.538146313
Anyone looking for an artist? I'm finishing up some projects and will have time for something, would like to get more into gamedev. Most of my experience is with 2D (trad and digital) but I've done some 3D modeling.
Still putting together a portfolio and anyhow there's a lot of trolls in these threads.
If you're interested, let me know a little about your game (genre, style, engine, scope: like 6months vs 5 years, commercial/hobby, etc) and we can see if it would be a good fit and we can connect off-site.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:13:13 PM
No.538146371
>>538146110
truly a blessed day. don't waste it, dev twice as hard.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:13:39 PM
No.538146409
>>538139538
Q/E Up/Down
RMB/Shift Up/Down
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:15:46 PM
No.538146596
>>538145319
nigga lemme tell you sumdeng we dont finna appreshiate some random tryna hint at his personal life or being internet famouse, cause we all anonymous here, so any nigga could claim that, that make sense? this fucking 4chan nigga not facebook nigga not snapchat "so tired at work" selfie with the fucking salmon for lunch nigga, "time to go home" snap with a picture of the ford car, that's the typa woman attention whorein shit you pulling with this one nigga fr keep it down
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:15:48 PM
No.538146604
god fucking DAMN IT!!!! fucking 007 first light is gonna fuck over my game IN ADDITION to that other indie game!!! FUCK!!!!
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:17:56 PM
No.538146808
>>538148412
>>538144226
whats wrong with 2d games?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:18:19 PM
No.538146837
>>538147591
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:18:20 PM
No.538146839
>>538141573
I'll do it
You'll see
15 min reviewer - The Frydarian Tale
9/6/2025, 4:18:47 PM
No.538146880
>>538151010
>>538154923
>>538143110
>The Frydarian Tale
Finally we reach the memester's game, straight away this looks like something released in early 98 on PC. It has its charm.
Menus are simple enough, the basic stuff.
Extras has a link to a whole ass website with lots of lore and even a Tomb Raider Manor-type level to explore.
Cool ass rhyming intro and nice music, fairly simple setup.
Toggling into combat mode is unusual.
Let's just say the voices are... peculiar, enemies burn up and just go "wohoo".
Game doesn't tell you to proceed or if you can skip dialogues and cinematics, also no indication of controls.
In-game there's no way to access the options menu.
What's the goal of the game really? Just kill mobs and explore? No indication.
Camera suffers when it's against a wall making you lose track of where you're looking.
Surprisingly lots of cinematics.
Overall, it has an interesting atmosphere and visual, but it's also kinda (man)childish. Everything seems to work well enough, no real bugs but the game would probably benefit from a bit more polish, more work in the levels to add more life, places to explore or interesting things to look at.
>>538143404
Thank you, chap.
>>538143831
>>538132092
>>538144093
Sure thing.
>>538096468 (OP)
>upload free games on itch.io that are easy and fast to make so you get experience and some recognition as a dev before you start the project you actually want to make
is this the current meta?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:21:04 PM
No.538147089
>>538145638
True.
The game dev doom poster just makes me laugh because the only other creative pursuit I took seriously ages ago was writing, and despite it being the most oversaturated industry period, it was still possible. Even the βworstβ game dev numbers are shooting fish in a barrel.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:22:34 PM
No.538147229
>>538145787
Nah, in about 2-4 years there will be a game engine designed around AI use and unless steam bans them there will be thousands of games a day.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:22:35 PM
No.538147230
>>538146921
however you want to waste your time
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:22:45 PM
No.538147242
Killing /agdg/ bitches and hanging them up by their balls.
>>538146921
>get experience
Yes.
>some recognition
No. Give up on gamedev if "recognition" is what you're looking for. Game developers are not movie stars.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:26:15 PM
No.538147562
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:26:39 PM
No.538147591
>>538146837
yes thats the one thanks buddy!
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:26:56 PM
No.538147624
>>538147867
>>538147316
The idea is not to be famous but to have a small crowd of people looking for your stuff, so when you publish your actual passion project it won't be buried and forgotten in a sea of new releases
>>538147624
No. You're a delusional retard. No one will give a fuck about you. Players don't care who makes the video game. They just care that the video game is good, fun, and something that they want to play.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:30:44 PM
No.538147931
>>538147998
>>538147867
You fucking dumb retarded bitch. I will cut your eyes out and make you eat them and cut off your fingers one by one while forcing you on adrenaline, fuck faggot
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:31:38 PM
No.538147998
>>538148096
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:32:49 PM
No.538148096
>>538147998
Fucking bastard bitch! I will rape!!!
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:33:24 PM
No.538148140
>>538148710
>>538147690
What's your game? If it's available on browser I'll try it out later today or tomorrow
>>538147690
I was gonna load up my itch and post a bell with a ridiculous number on it but I accidentally loaded straight onto the notifications page
get one of the other coom devs to do it
>>538146808
People just arenβt going to play them most of the time. Theyβre a niche.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:38:51 PM
No.538148591
>>538148710
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:40:11 PM
No.538148710
>>538149106
>>538148140
Fucking bitch!
>>538148295
Fucking bitch!
>>538148412
Fucking bitch!
>>538148541
Fucking bitch!
>>538148591
Fucking bitch!
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:41:04 PM
No.538148796
>>538150798
>>538146921
Why itch and not steam free to play?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:42:00 PM
No.538148890
>>538149234
>>538148412
So is your favorite genre. Sports games and AAA FPS is what the majority plays. Your game might even be more niche than my 2D game, likely even.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:42:49 PM
No.538148963
the fuck did i do? first someone crabs me, then someone crabs me
so much, i just want peace
>>538148710
>>538147953
Pretending to be a backwoods Indian ironically is the 2020s βwhite βfunnyβ guy at the office that isnβt actually funny but the silence would be unbearableβ version of pretending to be a black hoodrat in the 2000s
Please pick another race to make fun of itβs been played out
If I see one more blue veined dyel that canβt sustain eye contact say βsaar pls do the needfulβ again Iβm becoming a terrorist
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:45:13 PM
No.538149181
>>538149385
>>538149106
relax rahjeet
uhhh...should i lock in yet?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:45:56 PM
No.538149234
>>538148890
Iβm literally a hoyoverse employee
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:46:09 PM
No.538149248
>>538149225
lock in or else
>>538149181
I donβt even like Indians. It just isnβt funny at all. At some point you have to look in the mirror and realize that irony doesnβt matter. You are saying these things and being this person in real life.
Irony isnβt real and βtrue selfβ isnβt real. You are what you say and do.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:48:31 PM
No.538149458
>>538149385
you bloody I fuck your mother bastard
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:48:40 PM
No.538149464
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:48:53 PM
No.538149484
>>538149106
>>538149385
You fucking stuoid bastard bitch! I will fuck and rape you now!
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:50:02 PM
No.538149583
>>538149385
bastard bloody bitch do the needful and do not redeem bitch basterd bobs and vagene
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:50:26 PM
No.538149613
>>538149385
joke's on you I was only pretending to be retarded
but you're correct, which is why you're getting the doubling-down from boring anon(s)
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:50:34 PM
No.538149626
>>538149385
sir only because you are not longer finding funny in it doesn't it also mean that what others will finding funny, please sir that's what, this is simple maturity and not believing in diametrically opposed absolute values of beliefs, sir
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:51:06 PM
No.538149673
Trying to make a Gothiclike was a mistake. I give up. I'm sorry Tomo.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:51:40 PM
No.538149725
>>538149385
trvke unfortunately
How do I resist my urge to include erotic content and create something respectable?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:56:17 PM
No.538150104
>>538151216
>>538149884
I have settled for βmake a normal game and put all the porn parts up as anonymous modsβ.
I sincerely believe that AAA/AA studiosβ employees also do this to a degree that would shock people. Like I think for any given game half of the porn mods are by employees.
>>538149884
Define "erotic"
Older games had tons of character designs in them which by today's standards would be deemed "coomer bait", but they were also good games. If you game sucks and you will it with coomer bait designs it's just going to come off as a coomer game.
>>538149884
there has been literal hentai artists who are respected simply because they're better in skills than most non coomer artists.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:01:43 PM
No.538150584
>>538150695
>>538150471
Yeah you would know about hentai artists, Cris.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:02:11 PM
No.538150615
>>538150471
all artists are porn artists
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:02:50 PM
No.538150678
>>538150370
Great fairies are unsettlingly erotic. Idk how this is in a kidsβ game.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:03:00 PM
No.538150695
>>538150584
>He doesn't admire hentai like Urushihara works and hentai masterpieces like urutsudoji and la blue girl
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:03:55 PM
No.538150798
>>538150912
>>538148796
It costs money to upload to Steam.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:05:13 PM
No.538150912
>>538151914
>>538150798
You can't even spare a measly 100 dollars per game?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:06:11 PM
No.538151010
>>538146880
Sweet. Thanks for taking a look at my game. If you are wondering why the Bulldogs' voices are so peculiar, it's just a case of me upholding a legacy. My first "game", Joey 3D, was built in a really basic engine called AgentCubes that features that sound in its internal catalog; as a matter of fact, most of the sounds featured in The Frydarian Tale originated from AgentCubes as sort of a homage to my first game, since both feature Joseph Fygoon as the player character. Anyway, when I was little, I got a kick out of that sound for just how absurd it was, and I added it in for when Fygoon kicked the enemy Bulldogs out of the area.
For those curious, I found the source while idly watching some Looney Tunes. Let it be known that the common Bulldogs are all "voiced" by Mel Blanc playing Bugs Bunny:
https://youtu.be/-JGQCsOT72g?si=S-tTH_U-arpr_uKV
The game can be boiled down to this: go from point A to point B and kill everything in sight. How you get from point A to point B is not so simple, as, invariably, your enemies are privy to your adventure and have put up roadblocks to impede your progress, be it extinguished power lamps, deactivated lock crystals, or simply stealing the power source of the magic gondola you need to reach the ultimate goal.
I didn't know I needed to add in a prompt telling people to skip cutscenes - then again I put so much damn time andβ¦more time that I would much rather you all have a watch, especially since they convey important information concerning the story or how to progress in the game. I plan on adding in the ability to talk to Minister Shen (the not-Chinese Dragon because the Frydarians don't know what a "China" is) in the explorable Fortress Fygoon, but I didn't have the time to implement it at the moment; however, it should be simple as he just looks at your current progress and gives vague advice that can best be described as "fortune cookie nonsense".
Thought I'd add that there are secret caves too.
Do game engines have censorship built into them? Like if i try to make a game with nazi lolis calling eachother niggers would the software give me error codes or bug out on me? Is that why people here enginedev?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:08:28 PM
No.538151216
>>538151336
>>538150104
Very interesting...
>>538150370
>Define "erotic"
Explicit sexual content
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:08:59 PM
No.538151267
>>538151352
>>538151204
>Do game engines have censorship built into them? Like if i try to make a game with nazi lolis calling eachother niggers would the software give me error codes or bug out on me? Is that why people here enginedev?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:09:07 PM
No.538151282
>>538151478
>Programmer
>Artist
>Musician
>Game designer
>Philanthropist
>Singer
>Voice actor
>Stand up comedian
>Motivational speaker
>Heartthrob
>Poet
>Fashionista
>Coffee enthusiast
>Bread reviewer
>Chocolate conosseur
Is there anything this man can't do?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:09:29 PM
No.538151318
>>538151381
So apparently steam changed the size of the capsule resources overnight and now I'm gonna have to ask my capsule artist to review everything again an pay up what the fuck gabe
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:09:38 PM
No.538151336
>>538151216
My throbbing member pulses as he wrote "explicit sexual content"
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:09:52 PM
No.538151352
>>538151267
Yes that is the question i asked.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:10:10 PM
No.538151372
>>538151284
>Is there anything this man can't do?
become a woman
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:10:14 PM
No.538151381
>>538151318
just upscale that shit nigga it's not hard
>>538151204
No, not even Unreal does this. Stop asking retarded questions.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:11:23 PM
No.538151478
>>538151282
If i make pong with swasikas and the word nigger everywhere will godot let me make it or will it throw a temper tantrum at me?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:12:26 PM
No.538151562
>>538149884
On this topic, would it bother players or cause me any trouble later if I have a male and female characters (i.e. generic guardsman) but the female character sticks her butt out a bit more in her animations (idle, attack, etc.)? It's not a complete coom pose but it's noticeably different than the male animations.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:12:48 PM
No.538151595
>plundercraft crash on entering the mine because of a path error.
What next to play?
>>538151459
In our current age of hyper censorship as it relates to games, how is that question "retarded". I dont understand.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:13:11 PM
No.538151631
>>538151607
>In our current age of hyper censorship as it relates to games, how is that question "retarded". I dont understand.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:13:19 PM
No.538151643
>>538151284
Ride on rollercoasters with minimum height requirements
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:14:04 PM
No.538151706
>>538151908
>>538151392
Who asked for this nigger? I want feedback from fellow devs who know what a typical AGDG demo looks like and what it takes to make a game, not video game players expecting polished demos from Steam. If I wanted /v/ to play my game I would've made a thread for it, kill yourself.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:14:25 PM
No.538151735
>>538152104
>>538151607
You have been completely brainrotted by ragebait media. You will never make a video game. Leave and never come back.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:14:32 PM
No.538151741
that's nice sweetie
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:15:48 PM
No.538151852
>>538152372
>>538151607
What software have you used that ever censored what you can make with it? Does Microsoft Word not let you type out "nigger"? Name one piece of software intended for creation that censors you. Maybe Roblox or UEFN but that's because it's a closed system for children.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:15:52 PM
No.538151859
>>538152372
>>538151607
Because never in the history of software before the AI spring has an offline creative software been βcensoredβ.
Itβs entirely a byproduct of the schizophrenic anthropomorphization of language models, and only very young zoomers or even alphas would think an offline creative software might have similar restrictions.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:16:18 PM
No.538151889
>>538152372
>>538151607
This is your brain on /v/
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:16:26 PM
No.538151908
>>538151706
>I want feedback from fellow devs who know what a typical AGDG demo looks like and what it takes to make a game, not video game players expecting polished demos from Steam.
There you have it, folks. Here is the essence of a true /agdg/ kenyan helicopter hugbox flopdev.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:16:29 PM
No.538151914
>>538152030
>>538150912
That's only "measly" if you're a NEET or rich guy who's being subsidized by someone else. When you have bills and people to take care of, you can't just be throwing away $100 dollars willy nilly without any return on investment but not like /agdg/ would now anything about having responsibilities that aren't the bare minimum.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:17:38 PM
No.538152030
>>538152526
>>538151914
Would you pay $100 to advertise your itch game?
If yes youβre just being penny wise and pound foolish.
>>538151735
I dont think im "brainrotted" at all. There is clearly a globalized, highly funded cabal trying to sanitize all media and end all freedom and i simply wanted to know if the big engines are compromised by the cabal or not. If you dont see whats going on in the world with all this censorship then i think you are the brainrotted one here.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:19:03 PM
No.538152142
>>538152104
>I dont think im "brainrotted" at all. There is clearly a globalized, highly funded cabal trying to sanitize all media and end all freedom and i simply wanted to know if the big engines are compromised by the cabal or not. If you dont see whats going on in the world with all this censorship then i think you are the brainrotted one here.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:19:58 PM
No.538152246
>538152104
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:20:31 PM
No.538152293
>>538152563
>>538152104
Go back to /pol/. Nobody here wants to talk about the jewish cabal or the elites or skull and bones society. Fuck off, retard.
>>538151859
If they can do it to the ai models why wouldnt they do it to the engines? Why would i be that optimistic about anything?
>>538151889
No its my brain on reality.
>>538151852
Most software. I started using 4chan because i noticed my posts on other social media getting taken down for no reason
>There is clearly a globalized, highly funded cabal trying to sanitize all media
>I dont think im "brainrotted" at all
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:22:54 PM
No.538152526
>>538152030
>Would you pay $100 to advertise your itch game?
No.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:23:12 PM
No.538152563
>>538152293
Well if i assume
>>538151459 isnt lying than i have my question answered. I really dont understand your reaction though.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:23:36 PM
No.538152604
>>538152950
>>538152372
>Most software.
I said software intended for creation. You still failed to name one. Video recording does not censor you; the platform censors you. You can make a game about rape but you'll likely not get it published on Steam. That's platform censorship not software. Kill yourself you absolute brainlet retard.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:23:40 PM
No.538152607
>>538152950
>>538152372
>Most software.
Like what?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:25:54 PM
No.538152835
Is there a reason why games with a 3D transparency view in the map arenβt a thing? It seems like theyβd be better for stuff with a lot of verticality. Are they too confusing/not helpful?
>>538152481
Behold picrel.
>>538152604
>>538152607
I preemtively assume most or all do unless i can see otherwise.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:29:06 PM
No.538153153
sneedsong
>>538152950
Paypal not software intended for creation it's a payment processor you fucking moron.
>I preemtively assume most or all do unless i can see otherwise.
Still can't name one. Golly gee whiz. Does mspaint tell you not to draw penis's?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:31:17 PM
No.538153365
>>538153459
>>538152481
>>538153189
I havent used mspaint since i was a kid and if my computer bluescreened because i try to draw a swastika with it i wouldnt be the least bit surprised.
>>538152950
>>538153170
>British
I do believe I'm noticing a pattern here. Perhaps move out of England, Nigel.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:31:39 PM
No.538153393
>>538151392
why are they so mean
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:32:01 PM
No.538153430
alright sanjeet, back to /v/ with you
Can you guys please stop replying to this attention seeking retard?
Seriously, how do you guys keep falling for the most blatantly obvious bait posts time and time again? Some days I feel like the only person in this general who's smart enough to resist the urge to type out an angry reply in response to all the tourists who come here to beg for attention, and I'm not even smart. Browsing this thread is like watching your geriatric grandmother email her credit card information to a Nigerian prince because he said he'd send her millions in return.
This general could be a much better place if even half of you retards possessed the basic willpower and common sense to ignore ragebait and move on. You might actually make some real progress on your game that way.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:32:22 PM
No.538153459
>>538153365
You have terminal brainrot. I'm not replying to you anymore. You must be at least 18 to post on 4chan.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:33:37 PM
No.538153593
>>538153971
>>538153189
nta but to be fair what's the difference between being censored by software and censored by platforms? you can't even host your own porn game if your hosting provider won't allow it.
and I'm sure if I were to make a "death camp tycoon" game in Unity or Unreal, they'd ban my account if the right people complain.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:33:42 PM
No.538153603
>>538153658
>>538153375
Im in america
>>538153431
Im not "baiting" i literally was just asking if i can actually be creative with a game engine or not and you all keep reacting in weird ways.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:34:23 PM
No.538153658
>>538154063
>>538153603
>>>538153375(You)
>Im in america
>>>538153431
>Im not "baiting" i literally was just asking if i can actually be creative with a game engine or not and you all keep reacting in weird ways.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:35:23 PM
No.538153741
>>538153431
It'd be nice if there was a way to make it so that you can only post itt if you actually have made a game/is making a game.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:35:27 PM
No.538153745
>>538153431
everything is better than working on my game.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:38:00 PM
No.538153971
>>538154213
>>538153593
You don't need an account to use Unreal. The difference between tool censorship and platform censorship is that one is real and the other literally does not exist. It's a very important distinction. I would be pretty pissed if blender closed because I modeled a penis or swastika.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:39:07 PM
No.538154063
>>538154096
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:39:29 PM
No.538154096
>>538154063
What about it
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:40:26 PM
No.538154172
>>538155056
>>538153170
Good. Everything is going according to plan.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:40:52 PM
No.538154213
>>538154332
>>538153971
>You don't need an account to use Unreal.
Google's AI says I do and I'm too lazy to look up real sources.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:42:19 PM
No.538154332
>>538154213
You need an account to download Unreal not to use it.
This is probably my favorite genre of all time, but I just don't want to play this game
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2941710/Project_Silverfish/
It looks so lazy, I actually did play the demo some time ago so I am not just dismissing it because of muh graphics. But I just do not understand why indie devs keep going with this asset instead of just making bad environments and textures, I am serious, bad ones would be better than whatever this is.
But admittedly I don't have a strong argument here, technically this is bad, so why is it not fine with me? That I don't know. I wonder if there is more to it
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:47:36 PM
No.538154798
I think that trying to make a game that's carried strictly by its gameplay is an indie trap. It can be done, but the vast majority of games like this won't be fun. Take the story pill and spread out your gameplay over a format that at least allows for a little side exploration and a little npc interaction.
15 min reviewer - SHRIMP GAME
9/6/2025, 5:48:56 PM
No.538154923
>>538159010
>>538146880
>SHRIMP GAME
Well done menus, the important stuff can be configured.
Game has decent music, the drum&bass like while in the levels gives it both a fresh and relaxing feeling.
The lack of timer pressure also adds to that.
The tutorial is well made, explains everything, gives a bit of story and eases the player in.
Sometimes it's annoying to find your way back to where you were if you die, the direction arrow seems like it's 3D but it's actually 2D making it rather confusing in a game with 3 cardinal directions.
I found myself wanting to play and explore a bit more than the 15 mins, did the big shrimp boss to which I died, seems like too much of a damage sponge.
It's a shame it only saves if you complete the level, if you die you have to re-do the objectives again to fight the boss.
Performance seems good, some stuttering while loading levels.
My lil shrimp often got stuck in terrain while navigating.
It's not clear what happens if you die, but I noticed I lost my upgrades.
Overall, a nice little shooting game with boss enemies, relaxing, right amount of challenge, didn't run into any major bugs. It flows well enough.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:50:43 PM
No.538155056
>>538154172
>inspired Alice from Alice in Wonderland
>didn't even write the book
>her great-grandchildren still get featured in articles in media
imagine making a game so great that one of the people you based your main character on get articles in the news about them in the year 2175.
sadly, games don't have that kind of staying power.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:51:26 PM
No.538155112
>>538156603
>>538154768
It's because the dev compromised the integrity of the game with assets. Lots of players don't recognize it as an asset flip so it doesn't bother them, but once you see it, it's hard to appreciate the game. I used to love playing those free faux-"psx" style horror games on itch.io until i realized 90% of them used assets for everything. They were using assets for extremely primitive graphics you could learn to make in blender after like 2 hours of learning.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:52:06 PM
No.538155170
>>538156603
>>538154768
>Gross revenue: $1m ($762.6k - $1.3m)
while still in early access. You have severe autism and your opinion does not matter.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:52:24 PM
No.538155198
>>538154768
I hate that art style. It just looks like standard pre-made assets bought from a store. LOW POLY GUN PACK #2849
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:57:52 PM
No.538155707
game's looking real good, babe!
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:00:16 PM
No.538155946
Dungeons and Dragons, but on the computer
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:04:57 PM
No.538156431
>>538156603
>>538154768
>demo on a dead end branch so can't update
Is this the standard? Why wouldn't you be able to just pull up that from a repo and change the textures? Some devs are so fucking lazy
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:06:37 PM
No.538156603
>>538156431
Obviously this is just a reason to delete the demo
>>538155170
No I think the other anon said it well here
>>538155112 it likely is from exposure, I do play an inappropriate amount of different games.
hello, me again.
Added an equipment manager so I can equip weapons now. Need to get some stock armed movement animations because adding weapons to unarmed animations look really janky. Going to work on original characters and animations once I get combat and enemy ai down.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:13:32 PM
No.538157328
>>538158383
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:14:51 PM
No.538157493
>>538158905
>>538156784
>hello, me again.
No you aren't
>Added
No you didn't
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:15:43 PM
No.538157592
>>538143110
No audio? But there is music. Also I fixed the audio settings in the menu, they should work properly now.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:18:16 PM
No.538157876
>>538158043
I'm slowly losing my FUCKING HUMANITY
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:20:07 PM
No.538158043
>>538158183
>>538157876
I also know the plot of Dark Souls
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:21:23 PM
No.538158183
>>538158379
>>538158043
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:22:44 PM
No.538158336
i don't deserve making it
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:23:09 PM
No.538158379
>>538158183
This is me after taking a poop
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:23:11 PM
No.538158383
>>538156784
*looks
>>538157328
>forgot to add the video
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:23:37 PM
No.538158425
>>538158769
>>538139182
>>538139319
Do other storefronts or console platforms have something like this? What servers was Palworld burning money on?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:26:04 PM
No.538158676
>>538158779
>10 downloads
>0 comments
So I bored everyone
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:26:54 PM
No.538158761
>see anon's post
>don't respond
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:26:59 PM
No.538158769
>>538159086
>>538158425
I haven't played that game but I am pretty sure they were self hosted community servers.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:27:06 PM
No.538158779
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:28:19 PM
No.538158905
>>538158984
>>538157493
it's me thoughbeit
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:28:30 PM
No.538158927
>>538158829
very rapeable face.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:29:03 PM
No.538158984
>>538159089
>>538158905
why would anyone play this over dark souls
15 min reviewer - Maid Cafe Coop
9/6/2025, 6:29:18 PM
No.538159010
>>538161460
>>538163092
>>538154923
>Maid Cafe Coop
Basic start up menu, options are not available in the start menu.
I saved a game but could not load it again.
No option to quit the game while in-game you have to Alt+F4.
The maid creator is well done and straightforward with enough options for everyone, wish it let you rotate without the slider.
In-game is surprisingly involved and everything that's there works well enough.
After a bit of fumbling it's easy enough to understand what you need to do.
The podium singing and moe moe kyun to please the customers is a really nice touch.
After you've done all that though what happens? What's the goal? Can you earn stuff?
Overall, I found myself playing more than the 15 mins but it's clear this game is made to be enjoyed in coop, possibly even while streaming - it's that type of game. There could be a success hit in here with a bit more fleshing out, this game will definitely do well in the streamer/friendslop category.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:29:29 PM
No.538159032
People forget that a good atmosphere/story/music is what really creates success nowadays.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:30:02 PM
No.538159089
>>538158984
their computers can't run dark souls, that's why
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:31:43 PM
No.538159284
>>538159852
>>538159086
>6 million down the drain because they don't want people to host their own servers
This seems stupid. Why?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:33:13 PM
No.538159438
>>538162958
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:33:25 PM
No.538159462
if you really want people to pay attention to ur game make one of those Advice Animals memes
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:36:46 PM
No.538159852
>>538160470
>>538159284
No you don't understand, we can't have players host their own servers, it costs too much to develop that. This is why the Stop Killing Games initiative is so stupid. You can't expect the devs to host their servers forever, especially if that would bankrupt them.
>Skipping enemies is good because Dark Souls
I'm getting real tired of these devs copying bad design...
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:41:55 PM
No.538160404
my download:view ratio atm is 1.2
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:42:25 PM
No.538160470
>>538159852
I know you're being facetious but uploading your server software seems a lot cheaper than paying 6 million dollars. Why would a company not want to save money in favor of being able to dictate their servers the way they want? They have to have some monetary reason for doing this or else they're just retarded.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:43:12 PM
No.538160563
>>538159086
How the fuck do you get into these gamepass schemes? Do they Evan pay you or does it have to be some gacha shit?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:45:19 PM
No.538160793
>>538160343
What's the point of playing that game if you can just literally run through it like the game doesn't exist? This is really fucking stupid. It's not like this is some speed run glitch it's just straight up built into the game like this. Is this a demo day game? I hate trannies so much.
woohoo! got a year of extended Windows 10 updates. I won't have to buy a new CPU+mobo+RAM and so I'll be able to afford another Steam submission fee and maybe some assets!
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:49:49 PM
No.538161290
>>538168557
>>538161196
You can just turn off the TPM crap in Windows 11. Also Linux just works.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:50:32 PM
No.538161378
>>538168557
>>538161196
why not just run linux? it's ezpz and better for dev anyhow
15 min reviewer - Mel, the caramel dog
9/6/2025, 6:51:17 PM
No.538161460
>>538164947
>>538159010
>Mel, the caramel dog
Barebones start menu, no options.
Still uncooked.
A basic platformer collect-a-thon with hard to reach places that requires precision platforming.
The movement and platforming feel is well done mechanically, it's not readily apparent but after a bit of experimenting you can actually hold onto the edge indefinitely and also dash with mouse1.
Repetitive, not much to do or see at the moment but the basic gameplay is there.
I got stuck in this corner and couldn't get out, that's also when I quit.
At certain angles some platforms blend in with the rest of the environment, making them invisible.
Overall, it's decent but still really barebones, will require more fleshing out of content.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 6:57:52 PM
No.538162124
>>538162472
they snubbed me again at the /agdg/ oscars
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:01:06 PM
No.538162472
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:03:48 PM
No.538162759
>>538133273
i liked hypercoven a lot. LIMIT being so low and nontrivial to produce really sucks. And iirc not every start has the limit building. Maybe limit can scale with the number of spawners you make. I end up making enough spawners to fill my cap in one cycle. Witch king is good in combat but has almost no regen so it doesnt really feel like I can use him for anything else beside building outside of emergencies.
i also cried a bit when i realized artifacts only have 100 charges when im making 50 skeletons / minute i really didnt feel like I was getting anywhere for killing like 7 invasion gates.
building the range damage/limit buildings is impossible later when flow of enemies is constant.
I did end up playing this game the most out of all the games I tried yesterday. the clashing sprites made me smile and laugh. even if theyre temp i dont mind it.
It ended up being a fun silly game that I enjoyed a lot. I play a lot of wc3 TD and it reminded me a lot of a few.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:05:35 PM
No.538162941
>>538149385
>anon A posts AI as a shitpost
>anon B responds with saar shitposting
>you attack anon B for this
>>538151284
he has yet to win a demoday despite having been around since the earliest demodays.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:05:44 PM
No.538162958
>>538096887
>>538159438
/agdg/'s version of ERB when?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:07:10 PM
No.538163092
>>538159010
Your work is very much appreciated. I'm going to try a few of them based on these posts.
>>538160343
letting the player play at their own pace is good, not setting an arbitrary and repetitive win condition the player has to check constantly is good.
what's needed isn't to close all the doors like isaac but to come up with a reason the player doesn't want to rush through everything and enemies that punish the player for charging without looking.
espeically if enemies are dangerous to re-encounter and you might pass by a room multiple times, you should be thinking about clearing it...
it's actually a pretty hard game design challenge.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:12:40 PM
No.538163658
>>538164981
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:14:35 PM
No.538163887
I rape
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:16:47 PM
No.538164159
my game has a bug
>finally got around to playing original hollow knight
isnt this just a rogue legacy ripoff with much less content? and extremely easy as well
sure its stylistically quite nice but thats all, how did this get such insane popularity
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:21:33 PM
No.538164694
>>538164775
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:22:31 PM
No.538164775
>>538164694
what part of that was wrong?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:22:34 PM
No.538164779
>>538164981
>>538163348
Not gonna play your shitty ass game, tranny.
15 min reviewer - ROLLING BALL GAME DX: Director's Cut
9/6/2025, 7:24:11 PM
No.538164947
>>538168181
>>538175468
>>538161460
>ROLLING BALL GAME DX: Director's Cut
Right away my first thought is "why is it called Director's Cut, was there another version previously?" If this is the director's cut then it needs to be top notch otherwise remove that from the title.
Excellent music, repetitive but not annoying.
Stylish menus, options are barebones and they cannot be access while in-game.
Two things I dislike: the grey colored backgrounds and the button hovering sound.
Too many levels and worlds are accessible right away, you should limit them and guide the player.
The dialogue system seems fine, there is however no indication of the controls anywhere I had to spam buttons to find out you can pan the camera with Q and E.
For the gameplay I feel conflicted between wanting to go fast and wanting to collect everything while also being pressured to go slow because otherwise you fall easily.
I don't know how hard it's meant to be or if it's meant to be played slowly (but there is a timer?).
The ball seems a bit too floaty and gets a bit too much acceleration at times, while others it really struggles to up inclinations which makes you backtrack to gain momentum and takes you out of the "flow".
Enemies seem rather hard to kick out of the platforms and follow you too hard, they should drop out more easily if they're at the edge and bump off harder against you.
Overall, a nice little SMB-like with a style reminiscent of old SEGA games but it needs the edges trimmed, it needs to flow better to not be so annoying.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:24:33 PM
No.538164981
>>538165176
Any 3rd person games with good underwater controls? I've played Abzu but that wasn't really it.
I'd say Mario games were pretty good (especially Galaxy) but I'd appreciate more examples...
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:26:28 PM
No.538165176
>>538164635
>how did this get such insane popularity
fan art from people who didn't even play the game
>>538164981
>post game
You'll see my game on DD69, tranny. That is if you don't kill yourself before then.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:27:59 PM
No.538165353
>>538165487
>>538165006
Subnautica? Never played but normies seem to love it.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:29:13 PM
No.538165487
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:38:32 PM
No.538166476
>>538168915
>>538160343
LIKE FATHER LIKE SON
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:38:41 PM
No.538166487
>>538165006
iirc no mans sky has underwater exploration too. Also avoid Beyond blue like the plague, it sells itself like an underwater game but you spend 70% of the time in unskippable voiced cutscenes talking in a screen by a teams call.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:39:47 PM
No.538166607
>>538167726
I missed DD again
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:49:37 PM
No.538167623
>>538137696
Just scroll past them?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:50:42 PM
No.538167726
>>538166607
You still have just under 2 days.
15 min reviewer - Galduen of the void
9/6/2025, 7:55:10 PM
No.538168181
>>538170541
>>538171446
>>538172903
>>538164947
>Galduen of the void
Still not sure what a "galduen" is, a garden, a planet?
I like the hand-made vector designs and menus.
Options have the most important settings.
Ran into a bug into the tutorial where it got stuck in the ship & production tutorial and wouldn't let me save.
There is quite a bit of ESL "englando" and turn of phrases.
It's not readily apparent what must be done once you launch into a game.
Game runs well, the graphics are nice.
If Research and Mission control buttons are so important they shouldn't be up there and so small, give them more visibility.
Since you primarily play with the mouse you should also be able to pan around with the middle mouse button instead of WASD.
I really could not figure out to play this game, clicked all the buttons, nothing does anything, passing the time with SHIFT only adds currency, can't research engine, can't build ship, what are you supposed to do?
Overall, it has a interesting aesthetic and world building, good music but it's got terrible on-boarding and explaining of how you're supposed to play, ain't nobody want to be forced to look at tutorials of their own, they should be forced while the game is being played - just my opinion.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:55:31 PM
No.538168209
>>538168587
How do I bribe my way into the inner circle?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:58:38 PM
No.538168557
>>538161290
>>538161378
I've actually tried Linux every 3-4 years since Windows Vista came out and every time it's annoying every time.
I use Linux as a server OS and in VMs to try out notable distros but seeing how I need to test my games on Windows anyway and I don't like Linux, I always go back to being Microsoft's bitch.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:58:54 PM
No.538168587
>>538168209
you have to cut off your dick
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:01:52 PM
No.538168915
>>538169051
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:03:10 PM
No.538169051
>>538168915
Going to Alice
Programmers have it better than artists.
As a programmer you can figure out if your game is actually fun pretty early on. As an artist you spend 5 years trying to make good art and animations but then your gameplay loop just wasn't that great and you still end up getting only 20 reviews despite all your hard work.
>>538169178
Except getting eyes on your game is much more important than whether it's fun or not.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:09:23 PM
No.538169741
People say AI voice acting is a bad but I just watched the 007 First Light presentation, and the voice acting in that game.... Like seriously nigga I can literally fucking do better with TTS AI.
Unless IOI is using AI themselves, most voice actors are literally worse than AI. Even high-budget AAA ones.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:10:22 PM
No.538169846
>>538169335
Counter argument: Path of Achra and pic related.
I spent 2 years making art for my game and now that I'm approaching release I feel like I made a huge mistake, but I can't rework the gameplay loop because all the art is already made and it took me too long to make it.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:16:48 PM
No.538170541
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:23:15 PM
No.538171197
Calculus test done.
Now it's time to finish my demo.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:25:40 PM
No.538171446
>>538168181
Based reviewer.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:26:47 PM
No.538171559
>>538134342
Uh, no? I'm the humiliation ritual poster.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:30:55 PM
No.538171998
>>538172228
>>538171885
>pissed
More like based.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:31:56 PM
No.538172129
>>538172162
ΰΆ
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:32:12 PM
No.538172162
>>538171998
Nigga he's 28 acting like a middle schooler. Bro is nearly a decade older than me and is acting like a retard child.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:35:51 PM
No.538172564
>>538172228
It's just batnz, relax kid.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:35:55 PM
No.538172571
>>538169335
No it isn't. Most DD games that release have good presentation. It's the gameplay that dooms them.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:36:21 PM
No.538172628
>>538171885
do you want attention or not
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:36:30 PM
No.538172643
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:36:48 PM
No.538172664
>>538173906
>>538170294
>Romance Platformer
I don't think anyone in existence has ever asked for this.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:36:50 PM
No.538172668
I guess now its just me and my game...
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:37:05 PM
No.538172693
>>538139538
>Which keys control Z-up and Z-down?
Mouse movement because there would also be a machine gun that needs to be aimed
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:37:18 PM
No.538172717
>>538173457
does anyone have a pixiv password i can borrow? i literally just need to download a font.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:38:02 PM
No.538172801
>>538172228
stop closing your eyes and scrolling by when i remind you that you need something to be narcissistic over if you want to be a narcissist, your game isn't worth it because you spend more of your time here
you cant have your cake and eat it too
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:38:53 PM
No.538172882
good hustle fellas, i'll play some more demos later today
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:38:57 PM
No.538172889
>>538172228
>dishes bantz 24/7 for years
>canβt take bantz without crying
Lmao pussy
15 min reviewer - Heart of Evil
9/6/2025, 8:39:04 PM
No.538172903
>>538174242
>>538177549
>>538178512
>>538168181
>Heart of Evil
Farcry meets Half-life?
Some stuttering while loading probably a Godon't issue.
Basic menus but everything is there.
No muzek.
Shooting feels nice with good feedback which is the most important, traversal of the map also isn't too annoying which is good but they're rather empty and large.
Generic aesthetics and assets but not displeasing, could do with more weird stuff.
Difficulty seems fairly balanced but there should be more healing items, fighting hordes of enemies or the boss with just 3 health is too punishing.
I liked the repairing and piloting of the boat mechanic, rather engaging.
Overall I had an enjoyable time, it still needs work of course. I think the dev should really to lean into the weird creatures and textures like those four legged critters with the mouth, that could really make it an awesome little game.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:41:34 PM
No.538173176
Looks like the Shitcord has arrived. Remember: everyone involved in the shitcord has had their game trashed by the dope 15-minute reviewer.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:42:14 PM
No.538173232
>>538149385
>You are what you say and do.
O'er Sire and Mother they have roared in unison bright with the verse of praise, burning up riteless men,
Blowing away with supernatural might from earth and from the heavens the swarthy skin which Indra hates.
Rig Veda 9.73.5
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:42:26 PM
No.538173253
you still havent earned the right to be smug, so get back to work
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:44:12 PM
No.538173457
>>538174037
>>538172717
>he doesn't have a pixiv account
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:46:16 PM
No.538173653
Here's another classic from the Shitcord
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:48:36 PM
No.538173906
>>538174487
>>538172664
>"make games for yourself" posters when someone does exactly that
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:49:50 PM
No.538174037
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:50:39 PM
No.538174118
fagoon's from a state that can't get guns right? he's starting to remind me of eliot rodgers.....
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:51:59 PM
No.538174242
>>538172903
Thanks for playing and for the feedback anon, glad you had fun.
I'm working on a big hotfix for various bugs that people have found and I also made the game a bit easier by having medkits heal for 50 instead of 30 so hopefully that'll be enough to make the game feel less frustrating.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:53:09 PM
No.538174354
>>538121214
>The russian roulette game used AI voices
what game? buckbroken roulette?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:54:17 PM
No.538174479
there's not enough godette fan art to make a proper LORA.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:54:20 PM
No.538174487
>>538174768
>>538173906
A game has to satisfy a niche. No matter how unique your game is, nobody will play it if doesn't fill a desire.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:56:55 PM
No.538174768
>>538175061
>>538174487
there are 9 billions humans on earth do you think on one has a desire for such game
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:57:03 PM
No.538174786
Honestly im just making my whole game up as I go.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:59:20 PM
No.538175048
Progress: spent the entire day detecting how much force is applied to the wheel body fixture.
Entire day = 45 minutes.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 8:59:26 PM
No.538175061
>>538174768
Sure there are. Just not enough to make a game commercially viable.
They're making fun of my demo in the discord aren't they?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:02:05 PM
No.538175337
>>538175238
I know of and identify with everybody in this pic
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:02:52 PM
No.538175418
>>538175238
That's another reason I never share my demo.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:03:14 PM
No.538175468
>>538175732
>>538164947
>Right away my first thought is "why is it called Director's Cut, was there another version previously?"
Yes, there is! It was my very first game project, simply titled ROLLING BALL GAME. Well basically it was more of a learning project tech demo kinda thing than an actual polished game. RBGDX was conceptualized as some sort of remaster/improved version. The thought process being, what would I do with it now that I'm better at making games? And also add some things I originally intended but wasn't skilled enough to make before. Well eventually, it turned into its own thing and now it's a completely different game, I just decided to keep the title as an homage.
>Two things I dislike: the grey colored backgrounds and the button hovering sound.
The menu buttons are something I intend to change, just haven't gotten around to it.
>Too many levels and worlds are accessible right away, you should limit them and guide the player.
That's just for demo/testing purposes.
>there is however no indication of the controls anywhere
Right now they're listed on the main itch page, but I do intend to include the controls somewhere in the game, probably the extras menu.
>I don't know how hard it's meant to be or if it's meant to be played slowly
It's supposed to be hard in the later parts but I keep having to make new level 1s to make the beginning easier. Starting slow is fine, going fast through a level is supposed to be for when you're good at the game/know what your doing. The puzzle is the movement itself, the player has to figure out efficient ways to gain speed on their own.
>Enemies seem rather hard to kick out of the platforms
The way it works is that if you hit them at higher speeds, you knock them back further, be sure to use your special moves to help.
>Overall, a nice little SMB-like with a style reminiscent of old SEGA games but it needs the edges trimmed, it needs to flow better to not be so annoying.
Thanks for playing and your feedback is very insightful.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:04:30 PM
No.538175616
>>538175238
Yeah if you go to the discord it's like that. You need to go to the harmony instead where everyone is nice.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:05:34 PM
No.538175732
>>538175468
not gonna like I think your game is gay and I would never play it but it looks like it'll make a lot of money
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:06:34 PM
No.538175846
>>538174382
This fygoon nigga acting zesty
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:06:48 PM
No.538175869
>>538165006
Genshin impact unironically
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:19:07 PM
No.538177116
>>538175238
What's your game? I can do some recon.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:21:28 PM
No.538177348
>>538177641
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:23:13 PM
No.538177549
>>538172903
dis nigga the mvp of these threads
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:24:13 PM
No.538177641
>>538177348
hold on, even if you make it you still have to humiliate yourself?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:24:29 PM
No.538177664
>>538178148
Play as an animal game or flying game?
Iβve accepted that both is too big.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:24:30 PM
No.538177665
>>538177983
>>538169178
nah. if your art is great and your gameplay sucks ass people will still play it.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:27:53 PM
No.538178028
>>538182171
>>538145348
More feedback, I got to round 7 again and ran out of useful letters so then I tried using something that blew up a column of letters, great I thought... it was instant suicide because without those words on the board I was scoring only a few points per turn and there was no way to get the 800 points in the turns left.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:28:02 PM
No.538178050
>>538178239
>>538175238
The discord doesn't even play the games lmao
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:28:04 PM
No.538178053
welp, I accomplished nothing today and I'll already all out of energy somehow by 3 PM. Oh well. Surely I'll magically get my shit together tomorrow.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:28:54 PM
No.538178148
>>538179202
>>538177664
I'm doing both.
It's too much for me but that's because I'm enginedevving.
>>538175238
>>538178050
reminder: they are evil and elitist
>>538177983
landsword not released
arksync is pixellated
my mspaint character designs..
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:31:18 PM
No.538178407
>>538182563
>>538178298
Please do the fanart collage
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:31:32 PM
No.538178428
>>538182563
>>538178298
cool, I used MSPaint to doodle characters too sometimes.
I like your use of the spray can tool. I never use that.
>>538178250
>arksync is pixellated
That wasn't part of the original requirements.
Any other hidden rules I need to know about when someone says "good game" or "good art"?
15 min reviewer - WASTELAND BITES
9/6/2025, 9:32:23 PM
No.538178512
>>538182045
>>538172903
>WASTELAND BITES
Nice lofi aesthetic, I enjoy the old-timey radio songs with the desert and weird monsters backdrop.
Surprising how many different songs there are.
Menu background is cool with the flying saucer, options have what's needed.
During the tutorial the whole text should be visible, no scrollbar.
Is there some indication that Killer Korn is coming beforehand? Keep dying to that guy but it's probably because I'm so slow.
Some of the ingredients look a bit too similar like the onions and mushrooms which always make you second guess yourself and lose time, they should probably be on different ends of the shelf.
Leaving the game and starting again makes you go through the tutorial again.
I couldn't get past day 2 without dying so I'm not sure what the payout for all of this hard work will be. Demo limitation?
Overall, great presentation, music and gameplay loop but it might be a too rigid and strict to make it really fun.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:32:31 PM
No.538178521
I use integer constants rather than enums. if you have a problem with that, meet me in front of the gym and say it to my face, bitch.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:34:12 PM
No.538178686
>>538178474
yeah, Arksync looks great. Imagine thinking pixel art is some big handicap when Stardew Valley is one of the most popular games ever.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:36:22 PM
No.538178910
>>538177983
>>538178250
Landsword looks pretty but plays like shit. Sub 200 reviews guaranteed.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:38:46 PM
No.538179163
Say, where's Fagrolyte? Haven't seen him post this demo day.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:39:11 PM
No.538179202
>>538180259
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:39:15 PM
No.538179213
>>538178239
>refuses to play games and give feedback outside of their little circlejerk
>yet calls others the crabs
hmm
>love murder mysteries
>hate modern "mystery" games which are are fill-words-in-the-blanks buyswork simulators
Golden Idol has been a disaster to the genre.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:43:35 PM
No.538179638
>>538179267
Obra Dinn started it.
But they're all essentially expanded cluedo anyway.
>>538178474
the requirement is that your art must be great
do you think people say "wow noita's art looks wonderful"? No people play Noita because the gameplay is good.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:44:24 PM
No.538179736
>>538180218
>>538179267
Sir, this is the GAME development general. Shall I suggest a book or a movie perhaps?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:44:42 PM
No.538179757
>>538180218
>>538179267
Good thing you're in the gamedev general and that means you're now going to make a murder mystery game just as you like it, right?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:44:43 PM
No.538179761
>>538178239
You're a fucking piece of shit. Get out of our discord. It's our safe space away from toxic crabs like you. If you're a nodev you should be a nocord. Get. Out.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:47:19 PM
No.538180035
>>538179658
noita gameplay is not good though
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:47:29 PM
No.538180058
>>538182247
>>538179658
>the requirement is that your art must be great
Yeah but then you said pixelated great art doesn't count as great. So not all "great art" is equal.
Does this one have great art?
>>538170294
What's the ugliest game that counts as having "great" art? How do you measure "great"?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:49:15 PM
No.538180215
>>538179267
>t. filtered by Golden Idol
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:49:16 PM
No.538180218
>>538179736
There's nothing wrong with Ace Attorney gameplay.
>>538179757
I plan to after my current project.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:49:38 PM
No.538180259
>I hate modern mystery games
>but I LOVE the on-rails βgameplayβ of Ace Attorney where the obvious culprits act like cartoon bad guys because itβs anime or something
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:56:35 PM
No.538181013
>>538181584
>>538180782
don't fall for it. It's bait
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:58:02 PM
No.538181157
>>538181359
https://litter.catbox.moe/bkl1h6zp03b940qp.webm
Been experimenting with some background visuals in my game's Wizard Dance mode. In this level, he's learning how to cast the "Laughing Spell", so as your combo increases, you start seeing laughing emojis in the background (they appear each time you successfully hit a note). If it gets high enough, you'll see a large string of text that shows the laughing onomatopoeia in various languages, along with a laughing emoji. If you miss a note and your combo resets, they all disappear.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:58:26 PM
No.538181205
>>538181313
>>538180782
At their base Ace Attorney games are matching puzzles, but to solve them you have to engage with the story and use human reasoning. The story for fill-in-the-blank games is completely irrelevant.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:59:18 PM
No.538181313
>>538181205
Yeah this is for sure bait
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:59:21 PM
No.538181321
Is godot good now?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:59:45 PM
No.538181359
>>538181157
why would anyone play this instead of the frydarian tale
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:59:46 PM
No.538181364
OBJECTION
Why donβt gamedevs ever do podcast interviews? It seems like there should be a lot of audience overlap, but I never see them on anywhere.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:01:17 PM
No.538181524
>>538181365
podcasts are for losers
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:01:47 PM
No.538181565
>>538181365
The skillset for being a good podcaster and being a good gamedev have very little overlap. There's a reason why most successful indie devs are antisocial.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:01:59 PM
No.538181584
>>538181013
Sorry, I should have known better.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:03:18 PM
No.538181727
>TWO monkeyball games?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:04:24 PM
No.538181839
>>538183112
>>538181365
going to a podcast isn't going to sell your game so the only "devs" going to those are going to be course seller youtubers that everyone is already tired of seeing
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:05:02 PM
No.538181914
>>538183112
>>538181365
Most game devs are asocial dorks who canβt keep a conversation going for more than a couple minutes, let alone for an hour long podcast episode.
Thereβs also not that much to talk about unless youβre hugely successful and have interesting experiences to share, like going to awards shows or meeting fans. I doubt the guy who made a game in his bedroom by himself and got 2000 reviews has much to share that people want to hear.
15 min reviewer - Silicon Scars (Alpha)
9/6/2025, 10:06:10 PM
No.538182045
>>538183917
>>538184028
>>538178512
>Silicon Scars (Alpha)
No intro or anything.
The loading screen says "Loading completeβ¦" but doesnβt continue automatically, so you might end up staring at it without realizing you need to press a button.
Options have the needed settings, menu buttons could use some work.
Some kinda DOOM-like?
Tutorial is too basic, I think it could be scrapped and made in game with clues everyone understands DOOM right away.
The pistol reloading steaming is way too loud and annoying.
Lacks sounds for most things, could probably use a bit of music and footstep sound.
The tab map should be visible in full and allow you to pan around, it should also better indicate (or hide in the fog) the places you need to go or discover.
Maybe a Diablo-like map overlay would be nice since there's so many corridors.
Shield enemies are annoying and since shooting at their feet does a blood splat it's not readily understood that you're doing no damage.
Kiting them and shooting them in the back kills them fast.
No feedback when you take damage.
Overall, it's still undercooked and clearly early alpha stages, what's there is solid but repetitive, the assets look fine, the shooting feels decent (except for the pistol). Not much else to say.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:07:29 PM
No.538182171
>>538187989
>>538178028
Interesting. Were you using the Leviathan book by chance? That's the one that gives points for letters on the board. Also yeah there's kind of a trade off to using bigger explosives, it's risky to remove words you need from the board but that's by design. Thanks for playing it more!
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:07:56 PM
No.538182226
This 15 minute review guy is one of the realest niggas to ever grace our general. Thank you reviewnigga.
Vibe coding a game for my kids. I already know how to program, so it's ez-pz when the AIs are being retarded to fix shit.
Got a basic minecraft-clone with super basic multiplayer done in 5 days. Would have taken a month and I would have given up on certain things (i.e. depth based fog) if not for AI.
Naturally it looks like shit but that's fine. The kids love it.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:08:12 PM
No.538182247
>>538180058
>How do you measure "great"?
Originality
Good animation
Render depth
Overall competency
Consistency
Memorable characters
Arksync is quite original for a pixel game but there are other highly rendered pixel games out there so it doesn't stand out a lot.
The animations I saw in the trailer were a bit lacking.
The rendering is nice.
It looks pretty competent.
Arksync is a little inconsistent.
There don't appear to be any characters that'd leave a lasting impression on the store page. The robot is pretty much just a robot.
So, it's lacking a distinct original style and animation. Animation style also counts towards originality and it's important for a game. There being no waifus or just characters the player can relate to means it can't pick up a cringe ass fanbase ...
This isn't required for a successful game but it is required for a game to succeed on art alone.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:08:49 PM
No.538182310
>>538100483
I can tell from this still frame that the animations are dog shit
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:10:03 PM
No.538182435
>>538182481
>>538182608
where is my FUCKING FANART????
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:10:30 PM
No.538182481
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:11:12 PM
No.538182549
>>538185190
NO where is MY fucking fanart?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!???!?!!?!???!?!?!?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:11:19 PM
No.538182563
>>538178407
>>538178428
Thank you for the /You)s bros
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:11:48 PM
No.538182608
>>538182435
you can't have your cake and eat it too
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:12:34 PM
No.538182696
>>538158829
you're welcome
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:13:34 PM
No.538182805
>>538180782
>what is camp
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:15:12 PM
No.538183001
>>538185190
FANART
RIGHT NOW
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:16:07 PM
No.538183112
>>538183451
>>538181839
I think youβre underestimating the overlap between podcast listeners and gamers. A lot of them listen to podcasts WHILE gaming. It would get sales.
>>538181914
Thatβs on the host though. If someone could get James damore to talk for three hours they can get a game dev, whoβs at least done something interesting once at least.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:16:44 PM
No.538183174
>>538185120
>>538182238
now why would you play this over minecraft
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:17:24 PM
No.538183245
>>538183794
Feelsgoodman
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:17:24 PM
No.538183246
where is my FUCKING FREE VOICE ACTING????
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:17:37 PM
No.538183274
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:18:08 PM
No.538183348
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:18:28 PM
No.538183381
>>538181365
No one cares about what I have to say and they have proved it time and time again.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:19:11 PM
No.538183451
>>538183112
well, seems like you're free to start your own
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:20:35 PM
No.538183605
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:22:20 PM
No.538183794
>>538184263
>>538183245
demoday view-download ratios are much higher than if it gets shown elsewhere on itch
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:23:03 PM
No.538183878
I need to vibe code myself a girlfriend.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:23:16 PM
No.538183913
>>538174382
none of these retard moves are ninth planet appropriate
15 min reviewer - 6 Ways to 7
9/6/2025, 10:23:17 PM
No.538183917
>>538184054
>>538184202
>>538187290
>>538206518
>>538182045
>6 Ways to 7
Nice board game style, but the music seems rather sad and dramatic for a game that should be about having fun and making money.
I think the filter effect might be a bit too strong, it actually looks better without it imo.
Didn't see no button to quit the game.
I tried playing this demo before but really could not get into it, I've never played craps and I can't seem to understand what I'm supposed to do here either even with the tutorial.
I had one game where I couldn't place any bets and had to restart for it to work again.
Overall, really not my kind of game especially since I don't understand what I'm doing at all so I can't say much else, maybe better on-boarding for retarded players like me would be better, take it one step at a time.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:23:30 PM
No.538183941
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:24:18 PM
No.538184028
>>538182045
>Diablo-like
*Hack-and-Slash
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:24:34 PM
No.538184054
>>538183917
I want to refund this game and I didn't even buy it or play it.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:24:58 PM
No.538184108
do you think if i make a multiplayer game where the only genders are male and female and females have "-50% strength but the ability to reproduce and get free items/help from male npcs" i would get free "outrage marketing" from leftists complaining?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:25:51 PM
No.538184202
>>538184489
>>538183917
Are you gona play all games?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:26:29 PM
No.538184263
>>538183794
I'm just happy that people are playing it on demo day, my CTR is abysmal for itch as a whole
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:26:48 PM
No.538184305
>>538184741
day 02 progress.
:D
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:27:04 PM
No.538184334
>>538185203
>>538182238
>We have minecraft at home
>Dad made it becouse he doesn't accept this tranny jew bullshit
>Next mont he will realase update making world 2x times as big and will make it save
15 min reviewer
9/6/2025, 10:28:22 PM
No.538184489
>>538184202
Yeah, going through them all in order but it's taking more time than I expected while doing other IRL stuff at the same time.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:30:28 PM
No.538184741
>>538184802
>>538184305
Didn't you make that several years ago?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:30:47 PM
No.538184785
>>538182238
based dad keeping kids safe from MS and groomers bullshit
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:30:56 PM
No.538184802
>>538184741
yes, but I've improved a lot since then.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:34:08 PM
No.538185120
>>538183174
It's different gameplay, a cutesy 1 v many battle arena with animals.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:34:32 PM
No.538185170
>start a side project
>realize how much work it is to manage one project let alone two
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:34:48 PM
No.538185190
>>538187283
>>538183001
>>538182549
tell me what to make fanart of and i'll do it right now
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:34:56 PM
No.538185203
>>538184334
Can already save though??? That shit took 2 seconds.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:35:01 PM
No.538185217
>>538186453
>>538188682
just took a 5 hour power nap, time to dev
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:36:37 PM
No.538185386
>>538185568
why
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:36:41 PM
No.538185394
I enjoy holy and adjacent powers being based off willpower and faith in oneself rather than some religious cuckery that usually happens.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:37:25 PM
No.538185482
>>538185958
Send a link to your DD game and I'll play it
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:38:13 PM
No.538185554
My game seems to attract a crazy amount of women and an even crazier amount of "women"
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:38:20 PM
No.538185568
>>538185386
Gender is between the ears
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:41:40 PM
No.538185958
>>538186057
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:42:31 PM
No.538186057
>>538186101
>>538185958
Wow, that's a lot of shitty games
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:42:59 PM
No.538186101
>>538186308
>>538186057
Yeah but which is the shittiest?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:44:13 PM
No.538186247
I'd post the steam link to my game here, but I'm afraid people here will shit on me for using AI voice....
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:44:46 PM
No.538186303
I really wonder if ones ability to make fun games is directly tied to your race. When looking into games that inspire me the most its all whites and japs.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:44:49 PM
No.538186308
>>538186101
The ones with no real screenshots. They're hiding how shit their game is.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:45:54 PM
No.538186442
>>538186489
>>538187317
what's the best setting/feature/etc i can put in my game that if woke people see it they'll complain online thus giving me free "outrage marketing" yet not politically incorrect enough for steam to kick my game off?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:46:02 PM
No.538186453
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:46:17 PM
No.538186489
>>538186442
AI generated assets
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:48:08 PM
No.538186707
I really enjoy the Elden Ring attribute and spell system
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:48:51 PM
No.538186794
nigga I'm boutta BLOW LIKE A DRYER
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:53:31 PM
No.538187283
>>538185190
offer expired
15 min reviewer - Putt Down
9/6/2025, 10:53:32 PM
No.538187290
>>538191724
>>538183917
>Putt Down
Straightforward menu, all needed options are present.
Music seems a bit muted.
Despite trying to put on a scary atmosphere, I didn't really feel it.
Maybe some music, or scary sounds to break things up?
First time I died in the second level to a zombie (?) while trying to explore the room and had to start over.
Second time, I failed at golfing in second level again and that's when I quit.
Having to go through the tutorial every time sucks.
The golfing part is the fun part yet it's also tedious/slow because of the shotgun.
Everything seems to work well, no bugs found.
Is there some payout, some secret at the end?
Maybe it should have a free for all/arcade mode.
Overall, I couldn't really find the fun in it - itβs not the type of game I'd choose to play on my own, not much else to say.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:53:52 PM
No.538187317
>>538186442
Male and Female gender selection.
I have until the end of the month to lose my virginity before I turn 27. Iβm putting game dev on the backburner for now and focusing solely on this. I should have done this years ago.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:56:02 PM
No.538187537
>>538188459
>>538187353
keep it you idiot don't just give it away to some whore who will poison your mind with desire
nah just kidding go bust raw in some hot emotionally-unstable pussy, what's the worst that can happen? couple kids before 30? a life of debauchery and casual sex-seeking? oh, and gamedev somehow slotted in there somewhere
good luck!
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:00:06 PM
No.538187989
>>538207805
>>538208398
>>538182171
I was using books that gave multipliers for horizontal and vertical words and one that gives points for letters on the edge and one that gives points for specific letters, they all got deactivated because I blew up an edge column. Why did I blow up an edge column? Because if I blew up a middle column then there's no way I could fit new words in their place again with the rigid rules of scrabble and the random mess of letters it would leave behind.
The balance of the items seem off to me, like the uncommon or rare items are nearly useless or only work if you do really detrimental things like waste turns discarding while the common ones give big consistent multipliers. And the runes have a tiny tiny effect while costing almost the same as books and more than letters which seem more useful. But I didn't even want to buy letters because then I have to discard from my hand and then how do you know which ones to discard, it becomes a problem of too much choice again. Really the best way to play seems to be to not engage with any of the mechanics because either the effects are too detrimental or you get overloaded trying to analyze all possible outcomes.
If say your hand wasn't limited and every time you bought a letter your hand temporarily grew by +1 then it would make way more sense. Also if runes went into a stack on the side that you could play at anytime instead of trying to plan them out 5 turns in advance which never works out because of the limited pool of letters you have to work with then I would see a case for using them. I think the most important change you could make though is make the board unlimited, it just grows in any direction as you play. Make the hand unlimited, make the board unlimited and focus the items on enhancing the flow and pace of the game so it becomes a real roguelite.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:04:38 PM
No.538188459
>>538198289
>>538187537
>Iβm a lonely loser so you shouldnβt try either and instead remain miserable like me
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:06:10 PM
No.538188604
>time spent working on the game: 0 hours
>time spent figuring out the minimum diameter and details of a hollow sphere for people inside not to notice: 4 hours
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:06:51 PM
No.538188682
>>538185217
i watched the whole show and she never did that pose
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:07:43 PM
No.538188769
>>538189061
my game has zero comments, but when i sort by popularity, it's higher on the list than other games with lots of comments.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:07:56 PM
No.538188795
>>538193128
Heart of Evil hotfix is out on Itch:
I fixed a bunch of bugs related to raising the FPS limit and the game is a bit easier:
both bosses have 80% the health they had previously, there's an extra ammo crate before bossfights and medkits heal you for 50 instead of 30.
15 min reviewer - Rixer
9/6/2025, 11:09:33 PM
No.538188979
>>538189115
>>538191724
>>538191943
>Rixer
Skipping Rixer, unfortunately you can't play without having to connect to the internet for DRM reasons.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:10:13 PM
No.538189061
>>538188769
Because you've been putting the same game in DD for 5 years
is steam oversaturation real? if i filter out every steam tag of everything i would never play only 500 games remain, 80% of which i still would never play due to low quality. so for practical purposes there's only like 100 games on all of steam i (and people like me) would play. examples of things i filtered:
>rpgmaker
>visual novel
>lgbtq+
>casual
>cute
>puzzle
>relaxing
>sports
>horror
>racing
>female protagonist
>family friendly
>platformer
>point and click
>vr
>turn based
>educational
>bullet hell
>survivors like
>isometric
etc
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:10:45 PM
No.538189115
>>538188979
What an absolute retard. Lmao
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:12:27 PM
No.538189291
If you can't make a game in Gaydot you must be literally mentally handicapped because holy FUARKKK does this engine make everything so incredibly easy
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:13:14 PM
No.538189368
>>538190572
>>538189074
This has to be bait
Have fun playing COD 17 and enden cockring 22 for the rest of your life
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:14:15 PM
No.538189481
>>538189562
>>538191658
>>538189074
Neat. My game evades all of your filters.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:14:41 PM
No.538189528
>>538189074
wtf do you play then
there's like nothing left after you filtered alladat
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:14:55 PM
No.538189562
>>538190731
>>538189481
He said he doesn't like low quality.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:16:55 PM
No.538189786
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:23:57 PM
No.538190572
>>538190905
>>538193681
>>538189368
nta but there's a lot of games without those tags. nearly every fps, fighting game, and rpg.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:25:25 PM
No.538190731
>>538190806
>>538189562
i consider his game high quality. when i said low quality that includes AAA games especially.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:25:49 PM
No.538190776
>>538191191
>>538191524
>>538189074
Yes, oversaturation is definitely real. I realize the average age of this general these days is around 16, but there used to be a time when a new indie game getting onto Steam was a relatively rare occurrence. The application process was much more difficult back then, nothing was guaranteed. You could spend years on a game and still get denied by Steam and the Xbox store if they thought it wasnβt high quality enough for their platform.
I definitely donβt think Steam should go back to those days, but I do wish theyβd have stuck with the Greenlight concept and evolved it over time rather than abandoning it completely. Obviously Greenlight had its issues, mainly botting, but at least it created enough of a filter that it caught some of the slop before it could make its way onto the Steam store. If your game got onto Steam through Greenlight organically then it meant there was genuine interest in it.
Unfortunately Valve realized it was much more profitable to let people pay to put whatever slop they wanted to up on Steam rather than maintaining a standard of quality. Theyβre really the ones to blame for all of this. I genuinely wouldnβt mind them increasing the downpayment for a Steam page to $1,000 and returning the money after 100 purchases. Add some actual risk back to game dev and stop this free for all third worlder slopfest.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:26:04 PM
No.538190806
>>538190731
fuck off fygoon
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:26:54 PM
No.538190905
>>538191143
>>538191406
>>538190572
>and rpg
>turn based
>rpgmaker
>isometric
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:28:57 PM
No.538191143
>>538190905
yeah rpgmaker games are bad and SHOCKING I know but they aren't the only rpg games to exist.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:29:24 PM
No.538191191
>>538191331
>>538191340
>>538190776
We need to return to region locking, thirdies shouldn't have access to first world customers.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:29:30 PM
No.538191208
I almost forgot about Demo Day, I haven't made any real updates to the demo day build compared to last time.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:30:44 PM
No.538191331
>>538191191
>thirdies shouldn't have access to first world customers.
I agree and this includes Europe.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:30:49 PM
No.538191340
>>538193507
>>538191191
Iβm trying to be realistic, not offer 4chan chud solutions. I want to be able to sell my game to thirdies.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:31:20 PM
No.538191406
>>538190905
yes, fallout 3 and oblivion are rpgs
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:32:38 PM
No.538191524
>>538192201
>>538190776
the problem is there's more games every year. 21 years worth of steam games at this point. i once thought "wouldnt it be great if steam made it so you cant buy games over 2 years old so that people have no choice but to buy new games?" but now i think what steam should do is give -zero- advertising, almost zero visibility at all to any game over 1 year old
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:33:59 PM
No.538191658
>>538191835
>>538189481
Stop stealing crystals!
15 min reviewer - MARRAS
9/6/2025, 11:34:37 PM
No.538191724
>>538192640
>>538193627
>>538188979
>>538187290
>MARRAS
Menus look sharp, everything needed is there.
Has controller support which is a must have for these games.
The game hasn't changed much compared to last DD.
Kinda repetitive at moment, not sure where the dev is going with it. It needs more variety in environments or shooting mechanics with upgrades/bombs imo.
I think the ship blends a bit too much with the environment.
Decently challenging but I'm no expert at bullet hells, especially with one hit death, without bombs to clear I had to restart one particular level a bunch of times.
Explosions and shootan sound good.
Overall, the basics are there for a good game but it's still barebones to be really fun and engaging.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:35:02 PM
No.538191769
>>538192184
There's something about that dragon game's art that feels very "homosexual" to me. Not even in a bad way, necessarily, like I'm not using it as a synonym for 'bad'.
I just literally mean, if I knew nothing even of /agdg/ or 4chan and someone showed me this art, and asked if I thought the person who created it was straight or gay, I would say gay with some feeling of certainty.
What's up with that?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:35:38 PM
No.538191835
>>538191658
Impulsehazard Army, what's our response?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:36:43 PM
No.538191943
>>538192017
>>538188979
Gonna have to kill a motherfucker
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:37:37 PM
No.538192017
>>538191943
STOP KILLING DEMOS!!!!
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:38:37 PM
No.538192132
>>538193176
>>538194060
i cant believe web games are so unpopular. only 1% marketshare. they're so convenient. they're relatively easier to make too.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:39:05 PM
No.538192184
>>538191769
Perhaps it's because of all the jacked men; this is because everyone lives in a medieval-esque world where fat people simply do not exist. Perhaps it could be because of the lack of female characters, a problem that plagues the original Spyro the Dragon as it does with my own game due to the team assembled.
Don't worry, the sequel will rectify this issue.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:39:14 PM
No.538192201
>>538196410
>>538191524
This argument is pure demoralization cope and makes no sense if you think about it for more than a few seconds. Virtually every market on earth is competing with previously produced products. How are clothing companies able to sell clothes when stores are already full of perfectly good clothing? How are car manufacturers able to keep producing new cars every year when there are perfectly functional cars in every dealerβs lot? How is Hollywood able to keep producing new movies when there a millions of movies that already exist? How do new bands keep finding success in genres where there are already thousands and thousands of songs? People like trying new things and are willing to pay money for them, thatβs the simple reality of it.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:39:17 PM
No.538192205
>>538192362
>>538187353
how hard is it to just lose it with a hooker at 20? if a guy hasn't lost it before 20 and he isn't saving it for big reasons then there's no reason to keep holding it, it'll just be another bullshit to keep worrying about
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:40:50 PM
No.538192362
>>538192719
>>538192205
>just live with the memory of the time when you were such a loser that you had to buy a hooker to have sex for your entire life bro
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:43:25 PM
No.538192640
>>538191724
You're hiding Alice from me aren't you?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:44:07 PM
No.538192719
>>538192362
there are literal multimillionaires that pay for hookers lol, and if you're so insanely pathetic you care about others thinking you're a "loser" then ask those same people if they'd give up $50 million but they'd have to pay for hookers to get sex
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:47:53 PM
No.538193075
>>538192993
Yes, it's me, the gamedev. What's up?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:48:29 PM
No.538193128
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:48:55 PM
No.538193176
>>538192132
>they're so convenient. they're relatively easier to make too.
where do you market though? you don't have web steam with a godly algorithm that does everything for you
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:49:12 PM
No.538193203
>>538192993
The CEO of gamedev wants to know your location
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:50:47 PM
No.538193358
>>538192993
that'd be me, how can I help you?
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:51:10 PM
No.538193395
>>538144226
Steam direct fee should be 200 or more to be honest would clean the slop and steam would actually sell more.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:52:14 PM
No.538193494
>>538194165
>>538187353
Time for Grindr, nonny
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:52:19 PM
No.538193507
>>538194513
>>538191340
>I want to be able to sell my game to thirdies.
Why? How many pesos does it take to make a dollar? The only thing that comes out of selling to thirdies is key sites reselling your game if it becomes popular for pennies. You couldn't even recover the steam fee if you added up all third world sales worldwide. If thirdies actually want your game then they'll pirate it.
The only reason you're arguing this is because you are actually a thirdie trying to remove your competition from the sloprush.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:52:27 PM
No.538193517
>>538139538
>press space to double/triple/quadruple/etc jump
15 min reviewer - Journey Zero (18-28-38-48)
9/6/2025, 11:53:38 PM
No.538193627
>>538195519
>>538191724
>Journey Zero (18-28-38-48)
Not an easy one to review, it would require a lot of reading to understand what's going on and get into.
This game has David Bowie and Kanye West and Ritsu from K-On!?
After reading the PDF manual it seems to be a digital TTRPG to be played by multiple people.
A lot of effort as gone into this, it leaves with me an uneasy and sad feeling in my stomach that I can't appreciate the game.
I just wish you could maximize the window at least, or increase the font size.
Overall, I will refrain from further critique, this looks like a passion project to be enjoyed by friends.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:54:13 PM
No.538193681
>>538194387
>>538190572
>turn based
Yeah like I said youβre left with COD and fromslop.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:56:40 PM
No.538193930
>>538193991
>>538195106
>if you ignore X game then steam over saturation isn't real
That isn't how it works retards. Steam promotes 400 games a year period. Not 400 games of X tag, 400 games. You're competing with AAA games, 2d games, and hentai slop whether your game is one of those or not.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:57:18 PM
No.538193991
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:57:56 PM
No.538194058
>>538194213
>>538194930
There are 86,349,277 games on steam
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:57:57 PM
No.538194060
>>538192132
Iβve halfway talked myself into making a web-first game engine with built in hosting that properly takes advantage of all the new stuff like WebTransport (UDP in the browser) and WebGPU (basically-native-level GPU access) and trying to make it a thing.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:58:44 PM
No.538194129
>>538192993
Sgt Gamedev reports as ordered
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:59:04 PM
No.538194165
>>538193494
wtf does nonny mean
This is the third time today Iβve been called nonny
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 11:59:27 PM
No.538194213
>>538194058
that number seems a little... off
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:00:10 AM
No.538194298
>>538194650
>>538194729
i'm not interested in playing many demo day games, they seem boring/uninteresting
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:00:33 AM
No.538194338
>>538128910
Always a 2D platformer. When will they learn?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:01:08 AM
No.538194387
>>538194754
>>538197906
>>538193681
Gothic, KOTOR, Fallout 3, New Vegas, Oblivion, Skyrim, The Witcher, Cyberpunk, Hogwarts, Outer Wilds, Kingdom Come, Mass Effect, Jade Empire.
This is just a few but I understand you're a retarded 16 year old and don't venture out to actually play any games.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:02:14 AM
No.538194513
>>538193507
Pennies from thirdies is still better than no pennies. Besides, thereβs a lot of thirdies out there. It adds up.
The real reason is that Iβm extremely vain and want the largest fan base possible for myself and my games. I want new fanart and messages from fans every day regardless of where theyβre from. I will be getting a Chinese translation for this same reason.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:03:49 AM
No.538194650
>>538195437
>>538194298
Iβm not a lolifag but this character made me kinda understand where theyβre coming from
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:04:34 AM
No.538194729
>>538194298
The only games that looked interesting to me was Kludge and it ran pretty poorly on my 3060 and that Putt Down game but it doesn't even launch for me so I'm not really interested in it.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:04:50 AM
No.538194754
>>538195084
>>538194387
1) 99.9% of those fit into βCOD or fromslopβ
2) half of the ones that donβt have tags from your list
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:05:02 AM
No.538194770
i failed everyone...
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:06:32 AM
No.538194930
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:08:04 AM
No.538195072
>>538192993
thats what im doing right now
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:08:12 AM
No.538195084
>>538195690
>>538194754
It's not my list and secondly you're a retard if you think anything on that list is anything like Call of Duty besides maybe Cyberpunk and "fromslop" would imply it's a Dark Souls type game which literally none of those games are. You're incredibly retarded and narrow minded.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:08:23 AM
No.538195106
>>538193930
Game saturation isn't real because I can look at almost any game genre and see that there's plenty of improvement to be done. For example, look at the current state of racing and tell me it isn't fucked. Companies have been spamming soulslikes for more than a decade now and you can still count on one hand which ones are good
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:10:17 AM
No.538195318
>>538195851
>>538139907
The future was moving toward PCVR with tiny goggles connected wirelessly to your PC. Imagine a headset the size of the bigscreen beyond but with the wireless capability of the wireless vive headsets, they were nice because you have a battery pack strapped to your back or your belt not your fucking eyes.
Facebook killed any chance of that happening and mobile VR is the worst of both worlds. You get a fuckhuge heavy battery strapped to your face and shitty phone hardware.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:11:27 AM
No.538195437
>>538195545
>>538194650
I pray a mentally ill girl pushes you into oncoming traffic.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:11:50 AM
No.538195485
>>538197659
>>538198472
I think one of the major negative things impacting my game development right now is I keep thinking about things I think would improve a certain piece of content, and so I do it.
It doesn't feel like scope creep because it usually is a one-off thing that doesn't take long, but it increases the standard of content and makes me go back and retroactively add stuff to old content and forces me to add even more to new content.
Damnit! DAMNIT!
15 min reviewer - Winds of Valor
9/7/2025, 12:12:05 AM
No.538195519
>>538195779
>>538195912
>>538198485
Could not find the demo for Leap Galaxy, skipping to Winds of Valor.
>>538193627
>Winds of Valor
Cool looking menu, options are lacking and only have volume setting.
First impressions, woah this early, early Ultima-like.
I do like the idea.
Was expecting at least a bit of background music.
Combat is basic, it's hard to read the dialogue text wish you could resize the window.
It wants me to use the mouse to drag and drop items while the rest of the game only uses the keyboard.
Overall, it needs a bit more intro and story but could be rather engaging if properly fleshed out. Right now it's too basic and barebones that's all I can say really.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:12:18 AM
No.538195545
>>538195437
thatβs not nice
What game is that character from? Sheβs cute
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:13:31 AM
No.538195690
>>538195785
>>538195084
>ablooabloo donβt notice things
Ok retard
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:14:29 AM
No.538195779
>>538195519
You're doing gods work anon
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:14:33 AM
No.538195785
>>538196354
>>538195690
I accept your concession. GG
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:15:09 AM
No.538195851
>>538195318
Yeah it really really sucks that fb has made everyone think vr has to be standalone.
But then again game consoles are still massively popular.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:15:48 AM
No.538195912
>>538195519
Leap Galaxy dev here, I removed the exe for a few minutes to fix some of the game being in Spanish. It should be playable now
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:20:38 AM
No.538196354
>>538196528
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:21:11 AM
No.538196410
>>538196619
>>538192201
>This argument is pure demoralization cope and makes no sense if you think about
it for more than a few seconds.
It makes perfect sense when you think about it for more than a few seconds, games last forever, have no reproduction cost and usually are culturally isolated enough to make them viable for enjoyment no matter which time period they're in
>Virtually every market on earth is competing with previously produced products
No they're not because by definition products and services are consumed.
>How are clothing companies able to sell clothes when stores are already full of perfectly good clothing?
They remove the old clothing from the stores and shred them when new designs come out. There isn't a 2000 year backlog of clothes to buy like with videogames because clothes wear out.
>How are car manufacturers able to keep producing new cars every year when there are perfectly functional cars in every dealerβs lot?
The dealers lot has a month of inventory at most, there isn't a 120 year backlog of cars for you to buy because cars wear out after 10 years.
>How is Hollywood able to keep producing new movies when there a millions of movies that already exist?
Movies are strongly tied to cultural relevance and are in theaters for a limited time. The experience you get watching them at a theater is completely different from watching them at home and that's where the jews make their money. I haven't watched a new movie in a decade btw, I just go back to what I know because I'm no longer culturally relevant. They spend a lot of money on brainwashing the next generation of customers because fresh customers is how they keep the backlog from dragging them down.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:21:16 AM
No.538196417
>>538197280
there's so many of you what the heck
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:22:21 AM
No.538196528
>>538196354
>he thinks Jade Empire is just like Call of Duty
>calls others retard
Hmmm, projection much?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:23:11 AM
No.538196619
>>538196410
>How do new bands keep finding success in genres where there are already thousands and thousands of songs? People like trying new things and are willing to pay money for them, thatβs the simple reality of it
Cultural relevance + new customers. You can't really compare short, passive repetitive experiences like music to long format deep engagement media like video games.
You CAN chase the new customer in games, but that means you're going to be making slop, not the game you want to make.
it's another Godot's multiplayer nodes are so completely useless even for a barebones basic-ass side-project that I have to roll my own netcode solution episode
The previous episode was Godot's animation nodes are so completely useless even for a barebones basic-ass side-project that I have to roll my own animation solution episode
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:29:11 AM
No.538197236
>>538197113
>clicks off button on remote
>*click*
Terrible show.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:29:38 AM
No.538197280
>>538196417
There are dozens of us
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:30:06 AM
No.538197330
>>538197506
>>538197113
>in today's episode of retard with skill issues
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:31:36 AM
No.538197506
>>538197330
But enough about Juan
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:33:01 AM
No.538197659
>>538197821
>>538195485
This is why I made my game's protagonist a reptile: they are awesome and deserve to be seen as heroes, unlike stupid fucking rabbits and goats that do fuck all but ruin the environment.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:33:26 AM
No.538197706
Gaben allowed me into real Steam. Now I get access to the special analytics tools
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:34:05 AM
No.538197770
dont fucking reply to me, worm
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:34:10 AM
No.538197775
>>538197113
youβre actually retarded anon
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:34:33 AM
No.538197821
>>538198330
>>538197659
Okay but monkeys are superior.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:35:09 AM
No.538197887
>>538198056
>>538197113
ironically, javascript browser game netcode was the easiest ive ever implemented. unity's shit is confusing as fuck, though i did eventually learn it (fishnet mostly)
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:35:20 AM
No.538197906
>>538194387
KOTOR is turn-based, so it should've been filtered
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:36:28 AM
No.538198034
>>538198414
>>538197113
>Godot's multiplayer nodes are so completely useless even for a barebones basic-ass side-project
Their half-assed-run-only-on-a-local-machine-because-we-have-no-security implementation is there just so they can say godot has built in networking. The same with their 'encryption'.
Everything in godot is a kenyan helicopter built just so they can say 'look we have the same shit unreal has'.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:36:45 AM
No.538198056
>>538197887
the reason unity's netcode options were so hard to learn was because there's very little proper concept of server/client separation. that is not how it should be done.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:39:10 AM
No.538198289
>>538198469
>>538188459
losing your virginity forceably because of some arbitrary reason != working on a well-worthwhile longterm relationship
in the gamedev thread
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:39:30 AM
No.538198330
>>538197821
True, considering us monkeys created the Internet.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:39:58 AM
No.538198379
>>538198756
>>538208261
Iβm thinking about incelwalking over to the fancy ice cream store
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:40:16 AM
No.538198414
>>538201314
>>538198034
Yeah but you get to own the helicopter and you don't get kicked off the flight for saying "nigger". Now be a good boy and behave or else daddy will take his tools away from you.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:40:49 AM
No.538198469
>>538198289
I immediately clicked on /gif/ after making this post btw but managed to stop myself in time
gamedev is hard enough as it is
anons we must stay focused
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:40:50 AM
No.538198472
>>538198712
>>538195485
is that a komodo ?
15 min reviewer - Leap Galaxy
9/7/2025, 12:40:57 AM
No.538198485
>>538200294
>>538195519
>Leap Galaxy
Very slick menus.
Options have everything we need and can be accessed in-game.
Controller works out the gate but I prefer the keyboard for some reason.
I like the color palette option so you can play it your way.
Everything flows really well and is responsive.
The game eases the player into every mechanic, good way to make a tutorial.
Music is really good but repetitive since it's always the same songs.
The gate opening requires a bit of getting used to, you always want to shoot in the other direction... why this happens I do not understand.
Overall, this is a fantastic game that is polished enough to release and should do really well in stores. Pitfalls are lack of content (depending on price sold) and repetitiveness of it all, good in short bursts. Maybe if the dev can come up with more game modes? Maybe an infinite runner or Sonic-like levels? Some type of mini-game? Good game.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:43:15 AM
No.538198712
>>538198806
>>538202590
>>538198472
Amateur herpetologist here: that lizard looks like a tegu.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:43:43 AM
No.538198756
>>538199025
>>538198379
Forgot your bocchi avatar.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:44:15 AM
No.538198806
>>538198881
>>538199239
>>538198712
>herpetologist
Is this what gay men call themselves?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:45:09 AM
No.538198881
>>538199014
>>538198806
>Herpetology (from Ancient Greek αΌΟΟΞ΅ΟΟΞ½ herpetΓ³n, meaning "reptile" or "creeping animal") is a branch of zoology concerned with the study of amphibians (including frogs, salamanders, and caecilians (Gymnophiona)) and reptiles (including snakes, lizards, turtles, crocodilians, and tuataras).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herpetology
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:46:06 AM
No.538199014
>>538198881
>Ancient Greek
So it is gay. Thanks for letting me know, herpes expert.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:46:15 AM
No.538199025
>>538198756
Iβm not a boccher but I have no issue with them.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:46:59 AM
No.538199097
>>538199203
>>538200092
>One of these succeeds
>The other 4 flock to copy things from the one
Didn't think this through now did we anon?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:47:18 AM
No.538199132
>>538209991
locked in
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:48:06 AM
No.538199203
>>538199097
All those games shown are pretty shit, though.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:48:30 AM
No.538199239
>>538198806
yes, gay skalies to be exact
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:50:38 AM
No.538199438
>>538200014
How can I make a game as good a Wetrix
Are there better enemy AI solutions than a min/max with timers and FSM?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:56:09 AM
No.538200014
>>538199438
Start with Pong.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:56:12 AM
No.538200018
>>538200093
>>538199940
behavior trees.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:56:17 AM
No.538200024
>>538201630
almost a year of working on the maid cafe woo
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:56:52 AM
No.538200092
>>538208857
>>538199097
Why is the Alice game for children the -Like? Why are the others -Lites...
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:56:53 AM
No.538200093
>>538200668
>>538201789
>>538200018
that's still a variant of FSM
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 12:58:30 AM
No.538200275
I bought a console to fuck around with, but it's power supply is fucked.
15 min reviewer - shameless spyro ripoff blockoutV0.2
9/7/2025, 12:58:41 AM
No.538200294
>>538200779
>>538198485
>shameless spyro ripoff blockoutV0.2
Experimental, prototype game?
Wants to access the internet, blocked, ya already know.
Interesting critters but I don't think it mimics Spyro.
I wanted to use my controller but for some reason it's bugged and constantly makes me go backwards when connected.
With the keyboard I couldn't understand how to get "up there" so this is as much as I've played.
Overall, could be an interesting platformer, it has some potential already but is obviously barebones/barely a game.
gogem.pro
9/7/2025, 1:00:41 AM
No.538200484
>>538199940
utility scoring
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:01:52 AM
No.538200597
>>538199940
Deep learning
Whatever the fuck larian does
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:02:31 AM
No.538200668
>>538200093
It was good enough for Halo and FEAR.
15 min reviewer
9/7/2025, 1:03:41 AM
No.538200779
>>538200294
Apparently you can get up there by swinging and there's a lot more game after, my apologies.
>>538198414
I dare you to use the engine to make an anti tranny game or a game that says nigger. See how fast they start a witch hunt. Epic games isn't going to try and murder me if I make a game that says nigger.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:10:23 AM
No.538201406
>>538201314
>witch hunt
free publicity? based.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:12:44 AM
No.538201630
>>538200024
>source control user
gmi
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:14:17 AM
No.538201789
>>538200093
Technically any computer program is a finite state machine
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:14:32 AM
No.538201824
>when you realize one of your key inspirations took literally every aspect of itself from other things, and thus every element of it is fair game for replication
Image unrelated.
Hopefully this will finally stop people asking for ways to field strip weapons without putting them in inventory
>>538201856
Nigga that's sick.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:16:18 AM
No.538201987
>>538202360
>>538201314
>make normal non-edgy game in redot
>still get godot tranny witch hunt publicity
earliest possible timeframe from absolute beginner to producing something /agdg/ jam-worthy if you dev 2-3 hours a day?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:19:08 AM
No.538202272
>>538202190
start with pong
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:19:12 AM
No.538202276
>>538204992
>>538201856
This is cool. But what game? Also pick up a rat
>>538201987
And that's why I don't use redot, even if they claim it's 3x faster now. The safest thing to do as a godot dev is never talk about it, never let the player see it and never ever tie your real ID to anything made with it. It's a cult and they will try to kill you if you publicly show that you're leaving or against their political ideas.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:21:23 AM
No.538202471
>>538202190
>/agdg/ jam-worthy
We really don't have high standards.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:22:30 AM
No.538202590
>>538198712
its not you retard its an iguana
the things you masturbate to don't resemble real things
hurr let me guess, baited? wont even be here to see your catty gayboi response to this post
15 min reviewer - Aculto
9/7/2025, 1:23:06 AM
No.538202643
>>538202928
>>538208871
Last game review for today.
>Aculto
Cool start menu background.
All the buttons work but have zero visual feedback or sound for hovering.
In-game there's only background music, I can feel some Jeremy Soule vibes... everything else has no SFX.
Really not a fan of moving with the mouse but it gets the job done.
No explicit goals, game just lets you go wherever in a vast map.
I took an airship to a whole ass new town, wow this game is big.
I alt-tabbed for a few seconds and my character starting cutting trees and mining stone on its own lol, is this because I enabled all the goals?
I think the game needs a bit of direction and overarching story but that's surely coming.
Overall, not much to say about this game but it seems really ambitious in size and features and it's already in a good position.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:25:21 AM
No.538202878
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:25:32 AM
No.538202902
>>538202643
do you think you can say if you had fun? I think thats one detail you forgot to mention in each review
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:26:32 AM
No.538202991
>>538204041
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:27:08 AM
No.538203045
>>538202928
You think this is a GAME?
I should quit my job. If I quit my job I'll be extra motivated to make a good video game.
15 min reviewer
9/7/2025, 1:28:05 AM
No.538203142
>>538203624
>>538208871
>>538202928
I'll keep that in mind for the next reviews, thanks.
For Aculto, didn't really have much interest or fun, it seemed rather sluggish and the lack of feedback for anything you do makes it hard to enjoy or feel like you're playing a game. It really needs more direction.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:32:53 AM
No.538203624
>>538203996
>>538203142
NTA but my question would be do you find Runescape fun?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:33:08 AM
No.538203649
>>538203089
do it
it'll work out fine
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:35:26 AM
No.538203868
>>538204041
>>538202928
>implying its about fun
15 min reviewer
9/7/2025, 1:36:56 AM
No.538203996
>>538203624
I never played Runescape, I was always a Ragnarok Online baby.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:36:56 AM
No.538203997
>>538203089
Do you think cris is motivated?
>>538202928
>>538202991
>>538203868
People joke about it but it's true, not every game is about being fun. There are a lot of games that I play just as a distraction or to vent some anger or some other feelings/reasons. I game doesn't necessarily need to be fun.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:37:33 AM
No.538204062
>>538203089
works if you had a job that upskilled you in an aspect of gamedev.
hollowknight = ex-animator
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:38:07 AM
No.538204121
>>538204201
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:38:52 AM
No.538204201
>>538204121
What if I fuck inn instead?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:39:04 AM
No.538204213
>>538204041
huh? if I don't feel dopamine flooding my system every 10 seconds, you've just made a walking simulator
>>538202360
if you feel this way why even use Godot over Unity?
What does Godot offer to you that Unity can't?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:46:52 AM
No.538204967
it looks like I need to buy a new power supply for the piece of shit to work
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:47:06 AM
No.538204992
>>538205280
>>538202276
>But what game?
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1437760
>Also pick up a rat
ok. Still proud of it cos the lil fuckers are particle-based
>>538201978
Thank you!
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:47:53 AM
No.538205063
>>538205801
>following a tutorial
>"I don't know how to explain what I'm doing."
Reassuring.
>>538204669
I want to look like this, what do I do?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:50:07 AM
No.538205280
>>538204992
That's a cute rat
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:51:02 AM
No.538205351
>>538202360
>even if they claim it's 3x faster now
they do? faster for what?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:51:08 AM
No.538205359
>>538205214
in troy brad pitt was a young 41 year old kid, you'll never make it chud
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:51:32 AM
No.538205402
Good night aggy. Will dream of fanart.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:52:49 AM
No.538205532
>>538204669
I look like this
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:53:35 AM
No.538205605
>>538205214
Dedicate your life to your diet and exercise instead of gamedev
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:53:42 AM
No.538205623
>>538205958
Why does Windows thinks all of your games are unsafe? If I get a virus, I'm getting Chris Hansen on your fucking frontdoor.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:55:36 AM
No.538205801
>>538205885
>>538205063
Okay. So, for Unreal Engine, "I can't explain what I'm doing" combined with Epic completely changing how the engine handles inputs, means that the tutorial is dog shit and applies to nothing.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:56:34 AM
No.538205885
>>538209657
>>538205801
You can still use the old input system.
But the new one is worth learning.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:57:13 AM
No.538205958
>>538206486
>>538205623
>Chris Hansen
Anon... he died. RIP
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 1:58:34 AM
No.538206103
>>538122471
Jenny was pretty awesome. Just three levels in and it's been super fun to lose and try again. Congrats, the game is addicting. I also really like the level layouts and the music. If it's a solo dev making it all, I have to admit I'm a bit jealous.
The one I was looking forward the most was probably Paloo Spiral. The graphics and music are great on that one too, shame that it's very short.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:01:26 AM
No.538206357
>>538204669
Godot can't revoke my license or ban my account and lock me out of my project because they decided that I owe them momey
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:02:51 AM
No.538206486
>>538206712
>>538205958
He's still alive and hunting creeps.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:03:07 AM
No.538206518
>>538183917
Thanks for playing! I'm going to make an ez mode tutorial that plays during your first game, and let players who care learn about the other bets. But yeah, unless you like craps, it might be really confusing.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:05:08 AM
No.538206712
>>538206486
The Robloxians oof'd him.
Uploaded a Linux version of Guns and Nuns.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:07:07 AM
No.538206882
>>538204669
It's easy to use and good enough for small bullshit games.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:07:25 AM
No.538206917
>>538207258
>>538201856
very nice
btw which games have you played this demoday?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:10:49 AM
No.538207258
>>538206917
Trying out Jenny before sleep
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:12:15 AM
No.538207383
>>538209720
>>538206790
The gun and the nun aren't big enough, the nun needs to be at least 50% bigger and the gun should take up 75% of the screen at a minimum.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:15:46 AM
No.538207702
>>538209720
>>538206790
Well too late, now you have to wait till tomorrow for my download.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:16:58 AM
No.538207805
>>538187989
Thanks for writing all this out, really helpful stuff. I agree some of the rares and runes need a buff so they feel worth picking up, and Iβm also testing a smaller shop to cut down on choice overload. Explosives are meant to be risky but Iβll work on making that tradeoff clearer and maybe less harsh. I want to keep limits on hand and board since thatβs part of the challenge, but I like the idea of items that can bend those rules once in a while.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:17:52 AM
No.538207895
>>538209720
>>538206790
i want to breed the nun but not the gun
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:21:40 AM
No.538208261
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:23:13 AM
No.538208398
>>538187989
I'll also consider the ability to hold a selection of items, that could be good too
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:27:55 AM
No.538208857
>>538200092
They're all roguelites in the traditional sense because they're not exactly like the game "Rogue"
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:28:02 AM
No.538208871
>>538202643
Thanks for playing! I was curious what your thoughts were. Everyone is mentioning SFX, so I'll prioritize those next. The goals are indeed why your guy started acting on his own. I figured I'd save you the trouble of clicking on nearby trees and rocks.
>>538203142
Did you find anything in particular sluggish? Or just progress bars in general for actions? I was trying to keep it open ended like Kenshi, but everyone seems to want some direction. I'll think about how I can do that.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:36:12 AM
No.538209657
>>538209849
>>538205885
Trying to figure this shit out is going to result in a psychotic episode, because Epic insists on using it but I'm pretty sure it itself is already deprecated because it doesn't make any fucking sense, and nothing in Unreal Engine starts set up to use it.
Trying to learn Unreal Engine right now feels like a head injury.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:36:46 AM
No.538209720
>>538207383
Thank you for your feedback, I made the visual corrections and now the game is truly a "Guns and Nuns" experience.
>>538207702
Understandable.
>>538207895
Good, that's the spirit!!!
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:38:04 AM
No.538209849
>>538209974
>>538209657
All of the 5.6 samples use the new input system.
Download the third person controller or whatever and look at it.
>>538209849
They don't, though. They don't come by default set up to use it. Maybe someone fucked up shipping something, but out of the box the enhanced movement system does not work.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:39:31 AM
No.538209991
>>538199132
Very cool bocchi
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:41:11 AM
No.538210141
>>538209974
Unreal Engine is for movies and tv shows, chud.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:42:22 AM
No.538210256
>>538211126
>>538209974
Wait are you asking about the movement system or the input system?
Because you said input system.
Movement system is still experimental last time I checked.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:45:31 AM
No.538210539
>>538211971
What's the best way to get better at character design?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:47:08 AM
No.538210682
>>538210814
>Dash
>This automatically goes into a run
It's over anon, NieR does this, Hades 2 does this, Silksong does this. Now (You) have to do this.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:48:30 AM
No.538210814
>>538211174
>>538210682
I don't make (((2D))) games, I'm not trans.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:49:57 AM
No.538210940
>>538212819
>>538206790
Just had a quick playthrough of 3 runs (1 just getting a feel, then 1 for shotgun + minigun). Here's my thoughts
>direction of the game difficulty, is the threat moreso managing time/combo or avoiding conventional death. Something I noticed with the latter was armor shooting past like 500 because of combochaining
>maybe add an outline effect for item pickups
>if you haven't already, consider looking into Devil Daggers as a reference/influence. It was the first thing that comes to mind as a point of comparison
>>538210256
Sorry. Enhanced Input System. I'm just utterly fucking confused. I'm trying to figure out how to translate something from the pre-EIS to the post-EIS system but nothing matches up and because I'm new to this I don't actually know what's going on. Functionally it feels like Unreal went from one of the most approachable and well-documented engines to one of the most confusing and least-properly-documented. Because everything runs afoul of how Epic wants people using the engine now. It feels like they junked everything, and I'm left starting into the abyss.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:52:28 AM
No.538211164
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:52:35 AM
No.538211174
>>538210814
>2D
NieR is 3d. If a game has a dash it must bend over.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:53:35 AM
No.538211282
>>538211126
>starting
Staring. I'm so frazzled I can't even type right.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:54:56 AM
No.538211432
Translation script should take around 2 weeks to complete, hopefully.
>>538211126
The new input system is bloated dogshit. Anyone saying otherwise is coping. Its good for like 5% of games and I think its nice to have AS AN OPTION but pushing it as the default is yet another retarded and out of touch decision from Epic.
We went from a simple JSON file to this insane mess of blueprints just to handle inputs. Getting them set up in C++ is such a waste of time too.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 2:59:33 AM
No.538211878
>>538212161
>>538211126
Yeah the third and first person samples now use the Enhanced Input System.
Basically it's now broken up into:
1) Input mapping context
2) Input actions
Input mapping context basically tell the game what Input Actions are in use at that time. Input actions are the actual implementation in your game and can have different properties like Pulsate (fires every X seconds), down (only eveyr frame when down), etc. You set the current context and it tells the game what actions can fire. Multiple contexts can exist and depending on their priority they can override eachother.
Pic related is from the first person shooter sample in UE5.5
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 3:00:32 AM
No.538211971
>>538210539
i look like this
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 3:02:23 AM
No.538212161
>>538211878
The input mapping context is actually missing from the samples in 5.6. I've had to manually add it every time.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 3:02:43 AM
No.538212193
>>538211817
You can still assign inputs the old way or even go your own way by just using raw input directly. I don't see the problem.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 3:03:14 AM
No.538212246
>>538211817
all I know is that fortnite started eating inputs and feeling terrible a while ago so I assume it's the new system
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 3:04:51 AM
No.538212373
I have a solution for the Unreal guy. Use Unreal 4. The best version of Unreal ever made. Simple as.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 3:05:42 AM
No.538212449
>>538211817
It's definitely more complex but I think the input context system is way better for most games. Just having an input priority in UE4 was kind of shit.
I have a lot of issues with UE5 but the input system isn't one of them.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 3:07:04 AM
No.538212580
>>538212739
Gonna be honest. I may just throw the UE5 Youtube tutorials in the dumpster for a bit and just get the AI to tell me how to do this shit.
I may just say fuck it and become the AI's implementation bitch until I have a grasp of what I'm actually doing, just to make some semblance of progress.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 3:08:36 AM
No.538212739
>>538212580
That's unreal. Good luck.
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 3:09:28 AM
No.538212819
>>538210940
I played the Devil daggers but it's not for me, I mean, I read the reviews and learned that people find fun discovering a strategy to survive longer in the map but that's not really what I am looking form, my vision is forcing the player to move around and always be searching for demons to maintain the combo chain. Something I liked from devil dagger where the swarm enemies, I will try making something like that.
I want to ask you 3 questions about your experience when playing the game:
> It's the game hard or easy?
> Are the game rounds too short?
> Did you had fun?
Anonymous
9/7/2025, 3:09:40 AM
No.538212834
TND (TOTAL NODEV DEATH)