G/fur Saturday edition

Would gay furries lick Keiji inafune's pre-cum?

Literally who

>>936671570
dunno what to make of it, it's very much on topic but has nothing to do with any of the threads currently going on, so i'm gonna go ahead and lock it like i always do

>>936672472
It's simple... you lick the father of mega man's pre-cum...

>>936673716
But why

>>936671527 (OP)

Shouldn't it be "Caturday" edition?

>>936674598
yes, so I've posted fat sergal

>>936674598
Optional

>>936677290
not so bara

>>936678168
Nice bird

Almost time 4 food

>>936678791
yes you

>>936679043
wow me too

What's with Dergs and bara?

>>936679450
Shitpost
>>936679043
Mmm food

>>936679482
But Dergs loves big sweaty men twice his size rubbing against him.

>>936680404
Yes u

>>936680391
Gordon's brother!

>>936680404
no

>>936680614
Hai CM

>>936681104
mmm you are Gordon brother!

>>936681339

>>936681339
heyo

>>936681352
I don't have a brother named Gordon!

>>936681802
hmm bird

>>936682218
how you?

>>936682646
hoober

hoob

>>936682646
How's Gotdon doing?

>>936682837
how he's still alive

>>936683044
Genetics

>>936682646
good i suppose. cant really complainm howbout u

>>936683686
Booba.

>>936682847
who?

>>936683044
he walked away from Ozzy

>>936683686
Fair enough, okayish, day was decent so far

>>936684185
Your brother, Gordon.

>>936684185
good

>>936684308
doesn't ring a bell

>>936684774
Very funny. Has he gotten over that leg injury yet?

>>936684910
nah he died

>>936685007
wow!

Nick two weeks after being honest with himself.

>>936685007
Pity. Guess he shouldn't have been having sex with those hoobers.

>>936685044
I know, sad

>>936682837

Plot Twist: The horse didn't know he was talking to someone who was on acid.

Honestly if Ozzy was on 10 tabs of acid I don't think any living being except for Sharon would know if he is or not

I have another hour. I'm so ficking bored.

>>936685260
Sad
>>936686231
Dialysis?

>>936686314
Yeah.

>>936686333
sad

dog is sleeping, so I guess I won't walk with dog today.

>>936686625
Gently carry dog

>>936687533
too big

>>936692705
frens

>>936671527 (OP)
morning

Hoobs.

>>936671527 (OP)
You'll see I'm just trying to get through.

>>936694727
hoobs

>>936695375
i did a drawing of how i'm going to build a robot cat when i've got the parts
that's it for this week
*tosses paper in air to simulate shooting stars*
*pulls out gun and aims

>>936695432
Boobs.

Eepy.

>>936677844
i want to choke on his fat dick and cum sadfdsffasddfsasdafdfa

gae bnuy

Good evening.

I think I have food poisoning.

That's what you get for eating chicken that is technically rotten.

I think it was the corn.

Goodnight.

I too have always been sickened by Nu Metal.

>>936703464
nini snarfy

gfur on life support lately

Sometimes, dead is better.

>>936703942
i lurve that movie

book was okay too

>>936704435
Which version? I have only seen the 1989 adaptation with Fred Gwynne as Jud Crandall. It is one of the first films I remember watching as a small boy.

>>936704859
yea, the new one sucks

>>936704986
So it goes with these modern adaptations, reboots, etc. The new IT was awful. Tim Curry's Pennywise was actually menacing, that Swedish freak they got to portray him in the new ones did nothing but annoy me. They tried to make new adaptations of Salem's Lot twice, once in 2004 with Rob Lowe and another in 2024 with some guy I have never heard of. Same thing with The Shining. They did a newer adaptation in '97 starring Steven Webber. Obviously the Salem's Lots fall far short of the original directed by Tobe Hooper and nothing can even hold a candle to anything done by Kubrick.

>>936703942
Peter Lorre and Vincent Price is my favorite pairing of actors, too bad it didn't happen more often.
Recently I learned that Vincent Price had a cooking show.
I love making yummy food and sucking dick. My bf is a furry so I come here to find yummy furry bois for him. Thank you all for the endless cock.

>>936705457
based

>>936705457
Basado here cock

mewmew

I will say this about Salem's Lot though. They did a show called Chapelwaite a few years back that served as a prequel series to Salem's Lot. The first few episodes of that were actually very good. Just Adrian Brody going mad and hallucinating worms and the vampires were dark shadowy figures that behaved as the classic vampires, that is slicing necks and drinking from buckets. They lost that great horror feeling though by, like, epidose 4 or something.

>>936705457
I was never really into Vincent Price. An effete homosexual is supposed to frighten me? You might as well have cast Paul Lynde.

>>936705667
wem i got nibi on the line, what do you want to say

>>936705838
he smelly :3

>>936705864
he said to tell you youre smelly and stinky and goopy and icky

>>936705764
I liked Vincent Price mostly for his unique style of hammy acting, I'm a glutton for cheese. For this reason I enjoy TOS star trek whilst no one else I know can tolerate it.

>>936705950
I like camp when done right and done intentionally. John Waters's films or any performance by Tim Curry are, for my money, the kind of camp I can really get behind. The only Star Treks I have seen are some episodes from the original with William Fatner, that guy who played a murderous surgeon in an episode of Columbo, and the gay Japanese man.

>>936705908
goopy maybe. stinky maybe. BUT NOT ICKY

Katten is the ickiest person around. His favorite food is moldy poop woth dead spiders in it.

>>936706295
okay i like dead spiders I admit that. but not poop jams plz pls plox

>>936706194
he say ur so icky if u were candy u would be licorice

>>936706401
You wpuld have liked the last cpuple of meals I made. Braised pork in a sweet and spicy glaze and then Japanese fried chicken with a spicy ginger sauce.

nini fluffers i luffs u <333

>>936706471
black or red? that dummy
black pairs well with chocolate

>>936706527
oh my god that sounds so good. I love sweet spicy pork

>>936706680
nini <3

>>936706785
It was very good. Sprinkled some green onion and sesame seeds on it and ate it with steamed rice.

>>936706922
oh fuck hnggg

>>936706145
John Waters really is something else
Now I go to make dal kadhi pakora

>>936706953
Nobody believes it when I say I am a decent cook.

>>936707072
He's the undisputed Pope of Trash.

dubs i have to suck dick tn

dubs ill get my dick sucked

>>936708472
dubs ill suck dick

haha

>>936708515
I mean the guy was a moron and could've used it to be better.

>>936708720
Dang it, i'm so fucked

>>936685287
Is that Splinter? Fuck, hes cute

protip: e621, e6ai, and furrynetwork are going offline in september, due to arizona's new law on adult verification. download anything you like on those sites now, to avoid the rush.

Hmmmm

>>936713658
hoober

>>936713705
yes you

>>936713741
yes u

Legoshi so hawt

>>936714358
hoober

>>936714498
zigger

>>936714527
yes

Hmm

>>936715192
warm

hmm

nothing to buy interesting on steam hm

>G/Fur is on life support
I cri

>>936716697
Hmm?

>>936715217
I will not play any video games at all until I am at least 20 years old

Pull the plug. Let it die with what little dignity it has left. It is more humane that way.

>>936716780
Good for you

>>936716758
hmmmm

>>936717328
why isn't there anything interesting?

>>936717371
dunno, aaa market is shit and I'm playing like 2 games

>>936717437
hmmm makes ssense. Can't really find anything interesting atm either

>>936716780
How tight is that bussy though?

>>936717936
mmmm I'd play with you mario gold

>>936718024
golf*

I am replaying red dead redemption 2 to completion I like the characters and character development
Schedule 1 is also a good game I am playing currently

>>936716893
Hi fool

>>936718024
hmmm golf

>>936718323
it pisses me off so it's good game to play with frens

>>936718139
Hello, Mav.

>>936718349
hmmm angry borb golf

>>936718677
mmm hot

>>936718598
Soo you're an old fag, when did you lose your virginity, I lost mine at a very young age maybe too young

>>936718698
mmm wet

>>936718943
ass farmer?
ass warmer?

>>936718953
its heet there

>>936718943
I am an old fag, yes. Been here 12 years now. I lost my virginity just out of high school.

>>936719058
hmm yes
and wet here

Legoshi so haawwt, this artist is pretty good too

>>936719051
I think it ass warmer, seems more likely

>>936719070
What's the craziest things you've seen. I'm sure you've seen plenty.

>>936719488
Craziest thing I've seen here? Or in general?

>>936719136
mmmm gimme

mmrhghe legoshii <3

>>936719637
here mainly I am all ears

>>936720013
I'm not sure. Maybe Frank getting life in prison for child rape? Though that didn't happen in thread, that was more behind the scenes stuff. He was quite popular among the old fags. I never really got along with him, but then again I never really got along with anybody.

How do you go on about trying to suck someone's cogk

wolf <3

>>936720270
That's rough, I got to go. Have to do stuff, probably for a little while off of 4chin. Have to do stuffs at the doctors office and a lot of paperwork next week. I am moving out of this house, been ordered to do so. I have to find another house soon.

>>936721277
Rough for Frank, not rough for me. He can rot for all I care. You were ordered out of the house? Why may I ask?

>>936721277
I've never seen this show, but I do know he stars in a lot of sub porn

hmmst
gays
gays everywehre

>>936721838
it raining gays

>>936721861
hallelujah?
well, almost everywhere I suppose

>>936721904
idunno all I see is rain so wouldn't know

>>936722460
there be no rain here
no gays within range either

>>936722534
Hmm maybe they all evaporated

>>936722902
I could believe that given how hot it has been recently

>>936721513
I can't pay the rising rent, surprisingly my landlord wants to wait until I can find another thankfully.
I may be able to get more special care in the new apartment since what I am led to believe is manned

>>936721521
It's kind of adult/teen targeted which is surprising for the production quality I just like his nerdy and strong character

WE LOVE LANDLORDS

>>936723466
Rent is going up all over the place. If I couldn't pay my rent the landlords would kick me out the very next day.

>>936723750
what happen this time

>>936723963
https://youtu.be/nrAQhgP9xF0

>>936722929
Maybe you should see if there are new ones in stock at the store you can grow yourself

>>936724062
I wish I was so cool

>>936724096
last time I checked there weren't any

>>936723750
I LOVE THEM

>>936723950
yeah my relative paid 1,2 million for rent in 2 years

>>936724154
you are cool :)
>>936724361
DICK STUCK
DICK STUCK

>>936724404
wow thanks

>>936724361
Jesus, either they are renting a very large place or they're paying rent in Zimbabweanfunny money.

>>936724404
got more alts of the image @.@

>>936724485
Neither, got a jew landlord. THEY'RE GETTING RIPPED OFF.

I don’t give a shit I should’ve been Carnot instead I am kilo rising NOW I reckon that’s right

He’s a boy bat. He’s a batboy. He has something to do with 18. Some broad came out of no where started screaming at me.

>>936724770
Poor Reid, he needs a succ to unstuck it

>>936724770
How do I find a gloryhole i can suck

>>936725048
Hoober

Music for a nice quiet Sunday afternoon.

https://youtu.be/FZ0DRgfebpQ?si=t7IGRYeWXAvYBP7n

>>936724770
It wouldn't matter if the landlord were Jewish, black, some kind of Chinese, or normal. Landlords are always scum.

>>936725073
yes u

>>936725130
No u

>>936725396
you wish

>>936725130
>>936725396
Gay.

>>936703122
Get the fuck out of here, the world was better without you in it. Do us all a favour and make that permanent

>>936725441
Yes u

>>936725439
Why would I wish you to be a hoober?

>>936725031
Hmm

>>936725058
You look in bathrooms... Maybe at the disco or underground places

>>936725129
1,2 million in 2 years?. My sunday started wildly a scammer from russia made 30,000 usd the first hour I knew him

>>936725558
I don't want to be gay to go to gay discos but I really want to suck a cock once

>>936725534
idk, I've lost track in this insanity

>>936725610
Go on grindr a lot of sluts for sex there be as anonymous as you want

>>936725558
1.2 million in rent is an insane amount unless it's a rather large property. My Sunday has been veey quiet. It's been raining heavy here, lotta flooding. Supposedly 27 people were swept away and drowned in the flash floods down in Kerrville.

>>936725678
How is it anonymous if you're suppose to show your face. I don't know these dating apps

>>936725705
I'm telling you she had a loophole in the system kept jacking up the price monthly. Not a whole lot of property he got he said not to care so I didn't
he is very drug addicted and lies a lot so who knows felt like it wasn't a lie that one
It's sad, you've seen those earthquakes that are going to happen today in japan? the magnitudes are very high

>>936725710
In grindr you can show what you want, the pfp needs to not be lewd or nude. name and everything is customizable gay dude

>>936726001
i'm not gay

>>936725631
Makes sense

>>936726110
neighhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>936726001
A lot of places here in the states allow landlords to raise the rent to whatever they want at lease renewal. I know many people whose rent more than doubled from one lease to the next. Landlords are scum.

I grew up on a fault line, so earthquakes were a frequent occurrence. The earthquakes in Japan aren't what you should worry about, it's the resukting tsunamis that are scary. Have you ever heard about the Great Lisbon Earthquake? 50,000 people died in Portugal, Spain, and Morocco. It happened early in the mornjng on an important feast day so a lot of folks were in church when it hit and were crushed when the building collapsed.

>>936726208
I agree

>>936726459
same

>>936726518
Well it would be weird if you'd disagree with neighh

>>936726734
you know I don't know shit about horses

>>936726037
What is not gay about two dudes havin sex
Is this some popular narrative your pushing
I'm not homophobic lol

>>936726363
Not surprised people be grubbin money

resukting? no please tell me more about them I need to soak more information into my thoughts.
You feel like it was a intervention by god? or ironic presence of god

>>936720270
Qrd on Frank?

he's only gay for a 20

>>936727009
The Great Lisbon Earthquake was a 7.7 magnitude earthquake that happened in the Atlantic in 1755. It caused catastrophic damage and a massive loss of life in Portugal, Spain, and Morocco. The Earthquake itself leveled around 80% of the city of Lisbon. Massive fissures opened in the city center. People flocked to the docks to try and escape the collapsing buildings but the earthquake triggered tsunamis which flooded Lisbon and the surrounding areas. It being an important feast day, many folks were in churches and had candles lit. The earthquake caused these candles to fall over and set homes and other buildings on fire, resulting in a massive firestorm that asphyxiated people 100 feet away from it.

>>936727045
Frank, real name Colt Crites, raped two children under the age of 8 in his home state of Ohio. He went on the run and hid out with a couple of posters from the threads. He was arrested in NC in 2021 and extradited back to Ohio where he was put on trial and found guilty of three counts, two were rape, which he netted two 15-Life senteces, and one count of Gross Sexual Imposition.

hmm

You can look Frank up on the Ohio Department of Corrections Inmate Search website and see his department of corrections intake photo as well as his charges, sentences, earliest release date, and other pertinent information.

>>936726778
You know they neigh and have hooved

>>936728168
you too

I will also say that there is no question in my mind that the poster he was staying with at the time of his arrest had any inclination that Frank was a fugitive. The first poster he hid out with may have known.

Oh, another crazy thing. If I remember correctly we had a dude who was, like, a physicist ir something, that used to post in thread, and he got real friendly with another poster who was significantly younger (though theybwere the age of consent)
They ended up meeting and the physicist sexually assaulted the younger poster.

I always seem to open threads at such opportune times.

I take all of that back. The REAL craziest thing I've seen here is someone willingly living in Missouri.

It's no secret I'd much rather be in Alabama any day of the week.

https://youtu.be/iXevC0I4n1M?si=nPJlof8zi7eW6fsf

I can always send well wishes to Frank if you'd like.

Alabam, leading the nation in hook worm infections in humans.

>>936728151
I just did that, he definitely looks like a piece of shit rapist

I get my worms from trusted vendors.

I do legitimately hope you aren't in contact with that child molester.

>>936729025
We have had many sexual predators lurking about this place over the years.

Ohio borders my state. I'm just a stones toss away I suppose.

And why can't people just fuck dogs like normal deviants?

I was born and died in Ohio.

I was born in a hospital.

If I die make sure they lay me to rest in this.

Hospitals are for humans. Check ans mate.

When I die throw my body in the woods for the bugs and carrion animals.

Are you validating me as a dog therian? ;3

Quite the opposite. I'm using ypur own wprds against you.

wprds

>>936729368
ehh could i suggest you throw your remains at another planet as resource cache for the future, like mars.
mother gia gave you carbon; use it to help the future

I am a phone poster now. Laptop broke sometime ago and I decided not to get it fixed or get a new one.

>>936729548
I will return my energy back to the planet by allowing the little things to feast on my corpse.

I have a laptop I don't use that I should. It has all my 3D shit on it still.

I don't play computer games or work in tech or whatever. So a phone suits me just fine.

And yet you never call me. :(

Off to go get foooooooooood.

Cause I'm a fat fuuuuuuuuuuuck.

I don't even have your phone number.

>>936729685
ya you could, but like...other planet.
the majority of dead with internet in the last decade have their remains decompose in air tight containers good for decades, arguable worse than mummification for resource redistribution.
throw dead bodies at new planets; put resources for man made by man on other planets
extra terrestrial burial; when your loved ones look up they will know you are there, god damn there is even a religious component why is this not being hawked to everyone?

>>936727009
No headpats for you.

>>936730130
I don't want my loved ones to think of me or remember me when I am gone. I want all traces that I ever existed to be erased. Sell off as many of my things as they can, burn the rest. Get rid of all pictures, hold no services, mourn me none.

>>936727931
That is tragic the biggest disaster I've seen in person is a tirefactory or energy plant in denmark a while ago, smoke was so dense and tall it reached 20 km away

>>936730368
please ;@-@;

>>936731114
We had a lot of fires where I grew up.

>>936731114
No, you haven't earned them.

https://youtu.be/vDgyJbc66tI?si=Ib5PBkxrWtDHpxLD

why r embeds not working for me

>>936731349
All I've seen in that genre is houses burning I've only seen one human dead body in my life though, one to many.

>>936731724
Why? Do I need to fondle your hairy balls and suck your dick first? This is a genuine question

>>936714640
Love this

>>936731943
I sat and watched my grandma die after she was taken off life support.

>>936731943
Yes.

>>936731979
hmmmmmmmmmm

>>936733541
new thread