>>212147397
>hey uhhhh like roll over for me

Jet was right when he said there's nothing worth watching being made right now. I'm so bored.

Let's pretend I'm Jet and I'm willing to hear what you've got to say.

How do I save this sinking ship? All ears.

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/33250225/#33251514

>>212065787
I've unironically started fasting after realizing I'm getting the same fat tits as Jet

I started at 210 pounds at 6'0
I'm down to 198 today

I'm hoping to hit 170 by the end of Fishtank

>>211972251
>Jet isn't even ugly honestly.

>several bodycams of cops going to the Fishtank house over complaints from neighbors
So that wasn't a gaslight and they're actually getting fucked over by the town?

>gets mogged by a 21 year old special ed autist

>>211921457
>the contestants come up with better bits than the wigger crew in the basement

>>211916478
those side quests ALWAYS ended with "production told me..." theres a reason they dont do them anymore

>>211907824
This.

The fact that they even paid $20k for Bam is weird in of itself

>Guys

>>211864676
>hey ben i need you to walk up the stairs again... i uh, im busy or sprained my ankle or sumn

>>211854637
I unironically have more clout than Ben and I just draw porn

Hey Luke I'm afraid we're gonna have to let you go, nothing personal

>>211813303
what happened to this young man

This fucking dude

>>211770335
don't worry bro, we still got Seth

SETH IT UP!

>>211766002
If only

>>211726296
Not even a contest

>PLZ HAVE SEX WITH ME
>PLZ HAVE SEX WITH ME
>PLZ HAVE SEX WITH ME
>PLZ HAVE SEX WITH ME

So the entire point of fishtank is for this fucking creep to get pussy?

I really don't understand what this seasons appeal is supposed to be

Shit on Jet?
That's the only thing that's actually been genuinely funny

>ah man... i wonder what /ftl/ thinks of this... i bet they're spamming NEPTUNIAN KINO right now

>>211674909
The wiggers stop any form of fun

>>211657000
The only thing I'm hoping for is for the paypigges to catch our feelings after the reddit -> Twitter pipeline and stop giving Jet any money

The only thing the wiggers care about is having enough money to buy more Galaxy Gas and as long as paypigges keep providing it they'll continue to not give a shit

I don't think I've ever hated anyone more in my life than Jet

He embodies every sin
>Fat fuck who eats all day and snacks
>Lusts after every girl on instagram and uses his show to try to fuck them
>Wants to be the star of the show despite being boring as fuck and retarded
>Gets extremely mad and threatens violence and excommunication over the smallest slights to him
>Envious of every chad that gets to fuck the girls on his show
>Constantly tries to cheat out paypigs
>Literally the human embodiment of sloth

This man might unironically be the anti-christ

What causes someone to do damage control for Jet
Real talk

>Dog brained and retarded as fuck
>Druggie
>Egotistical to shit
>Power tripping but also lazy as hell
>Sleazebag dirtball
>Fat

I can't name one redeeming quality about why anyone would ever be a Jet Defender

>>211645828
>The guy

>tfw dad's on /b/ again talking shit to the log poster

>>211621901
Why would they? Nothing good or interesting happened

GUYS CAN WE STOP BEING NEGATIVE AND START TWEETING AT ASMONGOLD
#WELOVESETH

It’s a loose watery product.

>mess up your season again by kicking an integral contestant for the 100th time
What did he mean by this?

The unfunny

>>211554703
So I can self insert

I dont really care too much for any of these fish desu
It's way too early and they have done so little overall that I cant throw my weight fully behind anyone
I dont care much for daniel, he's a white knight faggot
I also dont care much for jin, he's a hylic coomer retard
Theyre both pussies who folded under pressure from drench immediately, either one of them thinking the other is a pussy is just hilarious and delusional
I'm just glad some stuff is actually happening
The lines are being drawn tho and alliances are forming
STILL I am hoping for some kind of actual big twist to happen sooner rather than later because this season does feel extremely lazy. Prod are barely doing anything at all. The whole "built on personalities" schtick can work if they're more eccentric, but this lot is fairly average as far as fish go. They don't have the wetard presence of Jon, the enigmatic coolness of Cole, the bombastic in-your-face stride of Alex B, etc. They're much more rounded, which makes for a medium experience. I personally believe having higher highs and lower lows is a better format for the show. If it's boring, you can stop watching, if it's great, you cant. But if it's in the middle, it's in this half state of wanting to stay more and wanting to go and when you stay you don't stay for much and when you go you don't miss out on much.
This season needs more OOMPH if you pick up what I'm putting down

What does he have planned for today?

When is he dressing up in the entity suit again?

>>211526416
Does Jet realize that letting Rachel do whatever she wants just undermines his authority even more with the other fish?

JUST DONT TEST ME

>go ahead and hit me bro I dare you