>>535849004
Be nice to pyros. Caress pyros with me bare hands. Tickle and tease a pyro onto the control point. befriend a gibus pyro into a loving relation. Sanctify cute pyro mains. Cherish into a pyro stew. Launch pyros into a ballpit. feed Stiryfry to pyros from a wok. Toss pyros in front of active dispenser. Pack a sandvich into a pyros gasstank as a treat. Judo throw pyros into another ballpit. Twist pyros muscle cramps out. Commend pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros enemies in half. Protect and love pregnant pyros. baptize pyros to Heaven. Dump pyros enemies into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros college debt in a vat of acid. Eat pyros delicious cooking. Dissect pyros problems and solve them. Exterminate pyros enemies in MGE. Stomp on pyros enemies skulls with the mantreads. melt pyro's enemies with the degreaser. Educate pyros. Mandatory free gifts for pyros. Shush pyros into a sleepy state. teach pyros to swim in 2fort. Vapourize pyros enemies with a pomson. camp with pyros. Give tickets to a pyro from your mvm lobby. Give pyros your hat drops. Feed pyros yummy treats. Slice pyros enemies open with the half-zatoichi.

>>535757771
so much this.

>>534812325
This but replacing it all with having sexy and doing various perverted acts to a pyro instead.

>>532423997
HOLY TRVKE!

playing with my fempyro slut some dustbowl later tonight, god i love tf2

Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Install fempyro mods. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.

>>531038232
Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Undress pyro in the summer update. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.

>>529506774
>>529490367
Hell yeah...

>tryhard double unusual pyro Pyro chases me down as Demo
>Giving up their position remember i had a sticky somewhere i forgot to detonate and lead them their
>blow him up into the air and actually land the sickest pipe of my life
>he types "lol lucky"
yeah, you are to be blessed my presence.

>>528509180
i read something somewhere (probably /tf2g/ and probably a fan theory) that they would have given the dragons fury to the heavy instead. just give him like a non automatic primary or something
ever since then I would have loved seeing heavy with like a giant fuck off cannon that shoots cannonballs or something