>>538030701
FVARKKKKKKK teaching zzzbrowns their place in society

>>514832819
All the betas are just jealous he's living the life they keep saying you should live. They just never achieved it themselves.

>>719801930
Ok. I accept responsibility for being bad at the game, and I understand that the most fun thing I could possibly do is overcome this difficult, yet ultimately fair challenge.

My headcanon supersedes anything the makers of the show say about the plot or characters.

>40 years old
>finally get a girl to accept an invitation for sex
>get to my house and sneak in so my mom doesn't hear
>go to my twin bed with Pokemon bed sheets
>take off my pants and tighty whities
>she laughs at my micropenis and leaves
>go downstairs and eat fried chicken and watermelon with my family while watching the NBA playoffs

evince

>>533929246
Xbox Series X

>Horsetranny xhe lolipedo is falseflagging now
kek you’ll never be accepted no matter how much you falseflag, you’re a tranny and will die like xhe tranny you are via a rope hung from the ceiling

>RTX 5090, 14900K, 64GB/2TB build
>MacBook Pro 16" M4 Max 16-Core 64GB/ 2TB
>iPhone 16 Pro Max 1TB
>iPad Pro 13" 2TB

>>531492251
>Easy wins for people who are losers. The slot machine that always hits. You don't need to go do anything actually challenging or develop real skills. Just get cozy in front of your monitor, bro. Look at all the numbers! Don't waste time doing that requires effort. Naaaaah.
Just how I like it!

I'm a big fucking idiot who convinced myself I'm not coping with political impotence by overzealously making a show of my enjoyment of Democrat tears. Emulate me because I look like pic rel

>>715846237
Surrender

>>212829337
>ACHE PAZE

>>531450469
Gigachad is a sonic character.

kek we know horsey is seething hard because nobody cares about xheir pedoslop and trannies of delusion so xhey’re salesposting now

>dude i'm so HORNY lololol
>Get it? i'm horny! I wanna have SEX!
>PUSSY BOOBS ASS TITTIES
>SEX GIRLS ARRGHH
>hahaha I'm so funny because Im talking about SEX!
>The joke explained: I'm HORNYYY
>I wanna get my dick sucked!!!
>My personality is telling people that I'm horny 24/7 I'm so zainy
>Haha I like JACKING OFF to PORN LOL porn is so awesome bro
>I want some sweet juicy pussy mmm yum

I have always rested easy knowing that Doom, Quake, Unreal, Half Life DM and Counter Strike will always be there for me and will always have at least one other fag playing
I hope you younger people can find that true forever game now.

>you are the corpocuck!
>you are the shill!
>you are the lolberg!
>you are the sharty!
No, i am gigachad.

Dark Souls: 20+
Dark Souls 2: 20+
Dark Souls 3: 10+
Sekiro: ~7
Elden Ring: 30+

>>508943330
>and now let's interview our racial engineer
>>well, the solution is breeding cages of course

>>528809530
>autoattack all the mobs until they die
>whole party of virgins died in the process (they must be bad at video games)
>"I never did my quest, so you guys will better start running"

>>508592140
I look myself in the mirror every morning and tell myself I'm better than retards.

Pic related is what I see

>>508587643
They're targeting the vulnerable, the easy pickings.

>>279921925
>Quite literally a midget
Don't care, she's still hot and I'd fuck her raw

>>508492487
My hate for Israel is literally all that guides me.

>A lot of rattled anons itt
You are just triggered that I don't eat your cooperate slop
I can actually go to the toilet and not leave with poo dangling on my arse hair whereas you all instead have solid shit glue onto your pelvic floors.

Also I am not Indian, but you're all going to be dicks towards the most successful people anyway so I don't care.

>>508118014
Mudslime theocracies should get nukes because I hate Israel that much!

>>508096335
Yes.

>>507912139
Going out of your way to antagonize queer people is genuinely a choice he's making.

>>712942892
Yeah, I am. Are you?

I lift 6 days a week but when someone mentions the gym, I lie and say that I only do push ups in the morning and go for a swim every once in a while.
I also subtract one or two inches when I'm asked for my height.

>>507399060
This is exactly what Hitler did.

>>507389101
>crowd chants USA after being shown a video of migrants being imprisoned in El Salvador

>>507305589
>Wow, now I know how the Israelis felt on 9/11.

>>507285095
>Oh wait. He is president. And it is happening.

>why yes, I am rooting for Iran
>how could you tell?