>>149551945
That sounds accurate. It was rumored that the women he was sleeping with only gave him BJs, and he didn't really have sex anymore. I assume it's because he's a fat piece of shit who's fat goes out farther than his cock.

>>716095370
(flowey already operates on the same logic as a darkner. an inanimate object animated by the force of will)

>>715849957
(not that he'd ever agree, its not a nintendo exclusive)

>>715830541
(i never played the original SS1)
probably should though.
also i heard that 2 has item durability so i have zero actual interest in playing it

>>715421352
(he actually thinks this btw)

>>714458692
(nobody tell him that sig is a major player in the yellow threads)

>>3794490
MIKE! tear down the firing squad.
(and while you're at it, mind tearing down the janitor's closet too?)

>>713695115
(and order a whole barrel of wine, we have to forget that this ever happened!)

>>713071468
(nobody tell him about his radiation days and the fact that he used to come here!)

>>712982225
(just dont look at what the yellow devs gave the pacifist ending!)

>another thread was moved directly into the archive
(looks like the jannies want a raise, folks! think they can pass enough PHYSICAL CHALLENGES to get one?)