>>718318126
>Am I missing anything?
I was born in 1999 and lived through the Vault era with insane religious/Kashi/nofap parents, so Monster Energy was completely off the table for me, and I was honestly a little afraid of energy drinks because of the drug/quasi-hard-drink (a la spiked lemonade) factor, but one day, when I was 15, a future military kid I knew offered me a plastic cup full of a little bit of his and I was hooked forever. It was literally the soda I'd been waiting for my whole life. It tastes like liquid candy. A lot of people (probably morons) say it tastes like piss, but I can't even see it slightly aside from the crispy bronze tone of the liquid. It's without a doubt my favorite soft drink. Think the reason Big Red tastes good but flavored like melted Jolly Ranchers instead of cotton candy. The white can is fine, the black-and-blue can is fine, and the coffee-flavored ones are also cool but not quite as good.
