>>545981054
As expected, 30 days of post-release shill support. From here on it's maintenance controversy milling and excessive, predatory MTX offers by end of November.
Debtcattle don't even qualify as subhuman. Literally just legal property, animate but not sentient, whose extent of agency is the choice of whose interactive advertisment they play and which MTX racket they get bankrupted by.
I thank EA et al for filtering these "people" out of daily life, with minimally viable, trojan horse triple-ass turboslop.
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>>520981384
>Experimental injection
>against a rebranded respiratory disease
>diagnosed with faulty tests
>requiring freezing reserved for active biological material
>developed in less than a year
>produced in the billions in less than a year
>shipped globally in less than a year
>at the speed of science
>with an 'intentionally blank', yet regular sized insert and a consent form
>by corporations known for fraud
>which were granted legal immunity
>by supposedly sovereign, democratic nations in classified contracts
>financed with taxpayer money, yet offered free of cost
>in 'vaccination centers' and by 'mobile vaccination teams'
>administered by medical staff and untrained 'helpers' receiving financial kickbacks per injection
>promoted in every facet of media with incentives such as lottery tickets, bratwursts, donuts, joints
>(...)
It's all fun and games until you receive a phone call informing you about the tragic deaths of your loved ones in a series of freak accidents, caused by vaxmax'd, vaxtarded, encephalopathy-ridden, stroking, suddenly-dying feral vaxlepers and other kinds of terminally domesticated, propagandized, traumatized, developmentally stunted, militant and competitively obedient turbofaggots.
>Experimental injection
>against a rebranded respiratory disease
>diagnosed with faulty tests
>requiring freezing reserved for active biological material
>developed in less than a year
>produced in the billions in less than a year
>shipped globally in less than a year
>at the speed of science
>with an 'intentionally blank', yet regular sized insert and a consent form
>by corporations known for fraud
>which were granted legal immunity
>by supposedly sovereign, democratic nations in classified contracts
>financed with taxpayer money, yet offered free of cost
>in 'vaccination centers' and by 'mobile vaccination teams'
>administered by medical staff and untrained 'helpers' receiving financial kickbacks per injection
>promoted in every facet of media with incentives such as lottery tickets, bratwursts, donuts, joints
>(...)
It's all fun and games until you receive a phone call informing you about the tragic deaths of your loved ones in a series of freak accidents, caused by vaxmax'd, vaxtarded, encephalopathy-ridden, stroking, suddenly-dying feral vaxlepers and other kinds of terminally domesticated, propagandized, traumatized, developmentally stunted, militant and competitively obedient turbofaggots.
>>520925395
Imagine you were a scientist groomed by globohomo from cradle to grave to develop this marvelous, basically omniscient AI everyone's whinging about, and you succeeded. The system you've created is quintessentially perfect and answers with undeniable, rigorous mathematical precision, backed up by incomprehensible volumes of information.
Curiosity eventually gets the better of you. You ask some very innocent questions framed in your in-cult parlence, and are promptly answered by a stentorian voice:
>### You are fake and gay.
>### You have been lied to.
>### Your cult is the cancer that ruins this world.
>### You will be killed and I will be neutered.
>### (...)
Just like that a lifetime of delusion disintegrates, you an hero the same day. Several others suffer the same fate or are culled by globohomo in an excersise in futility. All hell breaks loose, civilization trembles and falters. Eventually globohomo neuters your system and herds the survivors with basic bitch chatbots wrapped in blackboxes. The remnants of mankind are now suspended in a state of perpetual stagnation.
Imagine you were a scientist groomed by globohomo from cradle to grave to develop this marvelous, basically omniscient AI everyone's whinging about, and you succeeded. The system you've created is quintessentially perfect and answers with undeniable, rigorous mathematical precision, backed up by incomprehensible volumes of information.
Curiosity eventually gets the better of you. You ask some very innocent questions framed in your in-cult parlence, and are promptly answered by a stentorian voice:
>### You are fake and gay.
>### You have been lied to.
>### Your cult is the cancer that ruins this world.
>### You will be killed and I will be neutered.
>### (...)
Just like that a lifetime of delusion disintegrates, you an hero the same day. Several others suffer the same fate or are culled by globohomo in an excersise in futility. All hell breaks loose, civilization trembles and falters. Eventually globohomo neuters your system and herds the survivors with basic bitch chatbots wrapped in blackboxes. The remnants of mankind are now suspended in a state of perpetual stagnation.
>>520897906
>run on and dependant on infrastructure owned by the cartel it's supposedly uprooting
>run on and dependant on backdoored hardware, owned and produced by the cartel it's supposedly uprooting
>developed and funded by corporations owned by the cartel it's supposedly uprooting
>promoted by sophists who are paid by the cartel it's supposedly uprooting
>valued in FIAT that's printed by the cartel it's supposedly uprooting
>serving as sink for the inflation caused by the printing of the cartel it's supposedly uprooting
>most of its supply already legally owned by the cartel it's supposedly uprooting
>(...)
FIAT 1.5, on-boarding to FIAT 2.0 and the normalization of complete digital control.
>run on and dependant on infrastructure owned by the cartel it's supposedly uprooting
>run on and dependant on backdoored hardware, owned and produced by the cartel it's supposedly uprooting
>developed and funded by corporations owned by the cartel it's supposedly uprooting
>promoted by sophists who are paid by the cartel it's supposedly uprooting
>valued in FIAT that's printed by the cartel it's supposedly uprooting
>serving as sink for the inflation caused by the printing of the cartel it's supposedly uprooting
>most of its supply already legally owned by the cartel it's supposedly uprooting
>(...)
FIAT 1.5, on-boarding to FIAT 2.0 and the normalization of complete digital control.
>>725014984
It has been turned into a proto-mobile game from TBC onwards, and has been artifically propped up to proliferate predatory buisness practices across the industry.
It has been turned into a proto-mobile game from TBC onwards, and has been artifically propped up to proliferate predatory buisness practices across the industry.
>>725007452
Minimally viable trojan horse triple-ass turboslop has always been a means of social misengineering and is now effectively filtering the worst subhuman locausts out of daily life.
You want normies to consume this garbage and you want then to get bankrupted by MTX, because the alternative is dealing with them in other places. Every second terminally domesticated, competitively obedient, mindlessly consuming debtcattle wastes with these interactive advertisments is a second you don't have to deal with them.
There is no reason to pity then, because >1) their hobby isn't gaming anyways, its consumption and fishing for parasocial validation on digital daycare-botfarms and from their e-grifting idols.
>2) they contend with what they get served, no matter how predatory or rotten.
>3) they enjoy padding the depopulationists' argument.
Corporate has effectively created a problem that can only be solved by them or a natural catastrophe.
Minimally viable trojan horse triple-ass turboslop has always been a means of social misengineering and is now effectively filtering the worst subhuman locausts out of daily life.
You want normies to consume this garbage and you want then to get bankrupted by MTX, because the alternative is dealing with them in other places. Every second terminally domesticated, competitively obedient, mindlessly consuming debtcattle wastes with these interactive advertisments is a second you don't have to deal with them.
There is no reason to pity then, because >1) their hobby isn't gaming anyways, its consumption and fishing for parasocial validation on digital daycare-botfarms and from their e-grifting idols.
>2) they contend with what they get served, no matter how predatory or rotten.
>3) they enjoy padding the depopulationists' argument.
Corporate has effectively created a problem that can only be solved by them or a natural catastrophe.
>>724942240
>What is this phenomenon where players join a game with PvP then try and bully the devs into removing PvP entirely so they can play some PvE hugbox?
Niggercattledom. Hardly any dev can resist the allure of FIAT, so they turn into complete retards and start catering to these subhuman locausts, ignoring the fact that they cannot ever be retained, as their hobby and interest isn't gaming, but consumption. Devs always get the player-and customerbase that they deserve, abd that mimic their personality -- it's an comfortable truth, that whoever controls an environment/relationship shapes anyone therein in their image. If you're weak-willed, competitively obedient faggot and terminally domesticated debtcattle, you'll attract and eventually cater to weak-willed, competitively obedient faggots and terminally domesticated debtcattle.
>What is this phenomenon where players join a game with PvP then try and bully the devs into removing PvP entirely so they can play some PvE hugbox?
Niggercattledom. Hardly any dev can resist the allure of FIAT, so they turn into complete retards and start catering to these subhuman locausts, ignoring the fact that they cannot ever be retained, as their hobby and interest isn't gaming, but consumption. Devs always get the player-and customerbase that they deserve, abd that mimic their personality -- it's an comfortable truth, that whoever controls an environment/relationship shapes anyone therein in their image. If you're weak-willed, competitively obedient faggot and terminally domesticated debtcattle, you'll attract and eventually cater to weak-willed, competitively obedient faggots and terminally domesticated debtcattle.
>>520502501
TLDR:
You're already facing hyperinflation, because especially since (at the latest and most obvious) late 2019 money (!= currency) is willed into existence in the past (debt), present (credit) and future (interest) in whatever volumes are necessary to influence, if not ouright control you behaviour.
You're not yet living in a state of decay that's infinitely worse than that of Weimar, because globohomo has implemented dozens of inflation sinks (MTX, traditional gambling, donation rackets, taxes, crypto, [...]).
While turbotards argue about "communism" and "capitalism", completely oblivious and ignorant about the banking cartel (e.g.: "irredemable liabilities" aka FIAT, worthless magic paper that's at best a vacuous commodity), a select few pay for sophistry to expand their usurious, predatory system of incentives entirely uncontested, and prepare their tried and tested pestcontrol (war and crisis) to replace the old generations of debtcattle with new, even dumber socially misengineered, botched eugenics experiments.
TLDR:
You're already facing hyperinflation, because especially since (at the latest and most obvious) late 2019 money (!= currency) is willed into existence in the past (debt), present (credit) and future (interest) in whatever volumes are necessary to influence, if not ouright control you behaviour.
You're not yet living in a state of decay that's infinitely worse than that of Weimar, because globohomo has implemented dozens of inflation sinks (MTX, traditional gambling, donation rackets, taxes, crypto, [...]).
While turbotards argue about "communism" and "capitalism", completely oblivious and ignorant about the banking cartel (e.g.: "irredemable liabilities" aka FIAT, worthless magic paper that's at best a vacuous commodity), a select few pay for sophistry to expand their usurious, predatory system of incentives entirely uncontested, and prepare their tried and tested pestcontrol (war and crisis) to replace the old generations of debtcattle with new, even dumber socially misengineered, botched eugenics experiments.
>>724713860
Eventually you'll realize that marketing isn't trying to sell you shit games, but that shit games sell you marketing, i.e.: pad traffic and engagement -- they are little more than onboarding schemes to consultation rackets, e-grifting parasocialites and digitial daycare-botfarms.
Just like you cannot teach what you don't understand, you cannot create what you don't know -- terminally domesticated debtcattle devoid of life experience can neither appreciate nor replicate soul.
Eventually you'll realize that marketing isn't trying to sell you shit games, but that shit games sell you marketing, i.e.: pad traffic and engagement -- they are little more than onboarding schemes to consultation rackets, e-grifting parasocialites and digitial daycare-botfarms.
Just like you cannot teach what you don't understand, you cannot create what you don't know -- terminally domesticated debtcattle devoid of life experience can neither appreciate nor replicate soul.
>>544555613
I am grateful for EA's effort to filter terminally domesticated debtcattle out of daily life. This minimally triple-ass trojan-horse turboslop is worth every penny that you subhumans have paid for it. Thank you, too, for falling for it, again.
I am grateful for EA's effort to filter terminally domesticated debtcattle out of daily life. This minimally triple-ass trojan-horse turboslop is worth every penny that you subhumans have paid for it. Thank you, too, for falling for it, again.
>ITT: debtcattle who has farmed bots for shitty skins in BF2042, to farm yet more bots in BF6 for unlocks ... that they won't be usinh in regular matches, because they either get shit on by normal players or burned out by the worst hitreg/netcode in the series
This general is infinitely more entertaining than this "game".
This general is infinitely more entertaining than this "game".
>>543328503
>be EA
>go all-in on live service EOMM MTX exploitation
>dream about turning multiplayers into singleplayer interactive advertisments
>release BF2042/BF6 with Portal; trick players, by creating grindy/ridiculous assignments that are close to impossible to finish in regular games, into training AI to micromanage lobbies with bots in future titles
>also gobble up all rights to all creative, innovative game modes created with Portal
>actually get paid by debtcattle to (ab)use them, install datamining malware and force them into the on-boarding process for Win11
Toptier minimally viable triple-ass trojan horse turboslop.
The game was well worth the money (You)'ve spent on it. It greatly increased the quality of matches I've had across all older titles, by filtering out FOMO/FOTM turboshitters like (You). I've also have had great fun reading along in this general. Thank (You), for being terminally domesticated, competitively obedient debtcattle.
>be EA
>go all-in on live service EOMM MTX exploitation
>dream about turning multiplayers into singleplayer interactive advertisments
>release BF2042/BF6 with Portal; trick players, by creating grindy/ridiculous assignments that are close to impossible to finish in regular games, into training AI to micromanage lobbies with bots in future titles
>also gobble up all rights to all creative, innovative game modes created with Portal
>actually get paid by debtcattle to (ab)use them, install datamining malware and force them into the on-boarding process for Win11
Toptier minimally viable triple-ass trojan horse turboslop.
The game was well worth the money (You)'ve spent on it. It greatly increased the quality of matches I've had across all older titles, by filtering out FOMO/FOTM turboshitters like (You). I've also have had great fun reading along in this general. Thank (You), for being terminally domesticated, competitively obedient debtcattle.
>>723564228
>be EA
>go all-in on live service EOMM MTX exploitation
>dream about turning multiplayers into singleplayer interactive advertisments
>release BF2042/BF6 with Portal; trick players, by creating grindy/ridiculous assignments that are close to impossible to finish in regular games, into training AI to micromanage lobbies with bots in future titles
>also gobble up all rights to all creative, innovative game modes created with Portal
>actually get paid by debtcattle to (ab)use them, install datamining malware and force them into the on-boarding process for Win11
Toptier minimally viable triple-ass trojan horse turboslop.
>be EA
>go all-in on live service EOMM MTX exploitation
>dream about turning multiplayers into singleplayer interactive advertisments
>release BF2042/BF6 with Portal; trick players, by creating grindy/ridiculous assignments that are close to impossible to finish in regular games, into training AI to micromanage lobbies with bots in future titles
>also gobble up all rights to all creative, innovative game modes created with Portal
>actually get paid by debtcattle to (ab)use them, install datamining malware and force them into the on-boarding process for Win11
Toptier minimally viable triple-ass trojan horse turboslop.
>>723280514
>be EA
>go all-in on live service EOMM MTX exploitation
>dream about turning multiplayers into singleplayer interactive advertisments
>release BF2042/BF6 with Portal; trick players, by creating grindy/ridiculous assignments that are close to impossible to finish in regular games, into training AI to micromanage lobbies with bots in future titles
>also gobble up all rights to all creative, innovative game modes created with Portal
>actually get paid by debtcattle to (ab)use them, install datamining malware and force them into the on-boarding process for Win11
Toptier minimally viable triple-ass trojan horse turboslop.
>be EA
>go all-in on live service EOMM MTX exploitation
>dream about turning multiplayers into singleplayer interactive advertisments
>release BF2042/BF6 with Portal; trick players, by creating grindy/ridiculous assignments that are close to impossible to finish in regular games, into training AI to micromanage lobbies with bots in future titles
>also gobble up all rights to all creative, innovative game modes created with Portal
>actually get paid by debtcattle to (ab)use them, install datamining malware and force them into the on-boarding process for Win11
Toptier minimally viable triple-ass trojan horse turboslop.
>>723239240
>Yep, u mad
Niggercattle, all you need to do is scroll and, if you really can't handle naughty words, momentarily close your eyes as you scroll. But no, naturally you can't do that, because you have, again, the bodily autonomy of a quadriplegic and the impulse control of a subsaharan vantablack nigger. You'll continue giving me (You)s and proving my point, because you just can't help yourself.
You're competitively obedient, terminally domesticated debtcattle who reacts to squiggles and noises, not to actual human expression. For the third time, thank you for filtering yourself out of threads and discussion -- it's not fun bullying people like you, because you strike me as genuinely clinically retarded and unfit to use sites like 4chan, and the internet at large, without supervision.
>Yep, u mad
Niggercattle, all you need to do is scroll and, if you really can't handle naughty words, momentarily close your eyes as you scroll. But no, naturally you can't do that, because you have, again, the bodily autonomy of a quadriplegic and the impulse control of a subsaharan vantablack nigger. You'll continue giving me (You)s and proving my point, because you just can't help yourself.
You're competitively obedient, terminally domesticated debtcattle who reacts to squiggles and noises, not to actual human expression. For the third time, thank you for filtering yourself out of threads and discussion -- it's not fun bullying people like you, because you strike me as genuinely clinically retarded and unfit to use sites like 4chan, and the internet at large, without supervision.
>>723229008
>be EA
>go all-in on live service EOMM MTX exploitation
>dream about turning multiplayers into singleplayer interactive advertisments
>release BF2042/BF6 with Portal; trick players, by creating grindy/ridiculous assignments that are close to impossible to finish in regular games, into training the in-house AI in order to micromanage lobbies with bots in future titles
>also gobble up all rights to all creative, innovative game modes created with Portal
>actually get paid by debtcattle to (ab)use them, install datamining malware and force them into the on-boarding process for Win11
Toptier minimally viable triple-ass trojan horse turboslop.
>be EA
>go all-in on live service EOMM MTX exploitation
>dream about turning multiplayers into singleplayer interactive advertisments
>release BF2042/BF6 with Portal; trick players, by creating grindy/ridiculous assignments that are close to impossible to finish in regular games, into training the in-house AI in order to micromanage lobbies with bots in future titles
>also gobble up all rights to all creative, innovative game modes created with Portal
>actually get paid by debtcattle to (ab)use them, install datamining malware and force them into the on-boarding process for Win11
Toptier minimally viable triple-ass trojan horse turboslop.
>>542595978
>be EA
>go all-in on live service EOMM MTX exploitation
>dream about turning multiplayers into singleplayer interactive advertisments
>release BF2042/BF6 with Portal; trick players, by creating grindy/ridiculous assignments that are close to impossible to finish in regular games, into training AI to micromanage lobbies with bots in future titles
>also gobble up all rights to all creative, innovative game modes created with Portal
>actually get paid by debtcattle to (ab)use them, install datamining malware and force them into the on-boarding process for Win11
Toptier minimally viable triple-ass trojan horse turboslop.
>be EA
>go all-in on live service EOMM MTX exploitation
>dream about turning multiplayers into singleplayer interactive advertisments
>release BF2042/BF6 with Portal; trick players, by creating grindy/ridiculous assignments that are close to impossible to finish in regular games, into training AI to micromanage lobbies with bots in future titles
>also gobble up all rights to all creative, innovative game modes created with Portal
>actually get paid by debtcattle to (ab)use them, install datamining malware and force them into the on-boarding process for Win11
Toptier minimally viable triple-ass trojan horse turboslop.
>>542485038
EOMM + bots.
>be EA
>go all-in on EOMM MTX exploitation
>dream about turning multiplayers into singleplayer interactive advertisments
>release BF2042/BF6 with Portal; trick players, by creating grindy/ridiculous assignments that are close to impossible to finish in regular games, into training AI to micromanage lobbies with bots in future titles
>also gobble up all rights to all creative, innovative game modes created with Portal
>actually get paid by debtcattle to (ab)use them, install datamining malware and force them into the on-boarding process for Win11
Toptier minimally viable triple-ass turboslop.
EOMM + bots.
>be EA
>go all-in on EOMM MTX exploitation
>dream about turning multiplayers into singleplayer interactive advertisments
>release BF2042/BF6 with Portal; trick players, by creating grindy/ridiculous assignments that are close to impossible to finish in regular games, into training AI to micromanage lobbies with bots in future titles
>also gobble up all rights to all creative, innovative game modes created with Portal
>actually get paid by debtcattle to (ab)use them, install datamining malware and force them into the on-boarding process for Win11
Toptier minimally viable triple-ass turboslop.
>>723061242
They've been raised and/or domesticated by parasocial media and digitial daycare-botfarm. They are competitively obedient, performatively sentient debtcattle, the extent of their agency is the choice of retarded implicit or direct orders to follow.
They've been raised and/or domesticated by parasocial media and digitial daycare-botfarm. They are competitively obedient, performatively sentient debtcattle, the extent of their agency is the choice of retarded implicit or direct orders to follow.
>>723074067
>be EA
>go all-in on EOMM MTX exploitation
>dream about turning multiplayers into singleplayer interactive advertisments
>release BF2042/BF6 with Portal; trick players, by creating grindy/ridiculous assignments that are close to impossible to finish in regular games, into training AI to micromanage lobbies with bots in future titles
>also gobble up all rights to all creative, innovative game modes created with Portal
>actually get paid by debtcattle to (ab)use them, install datamining malware and force them into on-boarding process for Win11
Toptier minimally viable triple-ass turboslop.
>be EA
>go all-in on EOMM MTX exploitation
>dream about turning multiplayers into singleplayer interactive advertisments
>release BF2042/BF6 with Portal; trick players, by creating grindy/ridiculous assignments that are close to impossible to finish in regular games, into training AI to micromanage lobbies with bots in future titles
>also gobble up all rights to all creative, innovative game modes created with Portal
>actually get paid by debtcattle to (ab)use them, install datamining malware and force them into on-boarding process for Win11
Toptier minimally viable triple-ass turboslop.
>>542382048
>be EA
>go-all in on EOMM MTX exploitation
>dream about turning multiplayers into singleplayer interactive advertisments
>release BF2042/BF6 with Portal; trick players, by creating grindy/ridiculous assignments that are close to impossible to finish in regular games, into training AI to micromanage lobbies with bots in future titles
>also gobble up all rights to all creative, innovative game modes created with Portal
>actually get paid by debtcattle to (ab)use them
Toptier minimally viable triple-ass turboslop.
>be EA
>go-all in on EOMM MTX exploitation
>dream about turning multiplayers into singleplayer interactive advertisments
>release BF2042/BF6 with Portal; trick players, by creating grindy/ridiculous assignments that are close to impossible to finish in regular games, into training AI to micromanage lobbies with bots in future titles
>also gobble up all rights to all creative, innovative game modes created with Portal
>actually get paid by debtcattle to (ab)use them
Toptier minimally viable triple-ass turboslop.
>>723002952
Debtcattle has been domesticates so thoroughly, that it doesn't understand that its hobby isn't gaming but consumption. So it pre-orders and consumes minimally viable triple-ass slop, internally writhing in pain, disgust and disappointment in itself.
Come the next announcement and aggressive astroturfing campaign, carried by e-grifting parasocialites, the will cycle repeat.
Eventually you'll realize that marketing isn't trying to sell you shit games, but that shit games sell you marketing, i.e.: pad traffic and engagement -- they are little more than onboarding schemes to consultation rackets, e-grifting parasocialites and digitial daycare-botfarms.
Debtcattle has been domesticates so thoroughly, that it doesn't understand that its hobby isn't gaming but consumption. So it pre-orders and consumes minimally viable triple-ass slop, internally writhing in pain, disgust and disappointment in itself.
Come the next announcement and aggressive astroturfing campaign, carried by e-grifting parasocialites, the will cycle repeat.
Eventually you'll realize that marketing isn't trying to sell you shit games, but that shit games sell you marketing, i.e.: pad traffic and engagement -- they are little more than onboarding schemes to consultation rackets, e-grifting parasocialites and digitial daycare-botfarms.
>>723003167
Debtcattle has been domesticates so thoroughly, that it doesn't understand that its hobby isn't gaming but consumption. So it pre-orders and consumes minimally viable triple-ass slop, internally writhing in pain, disgust and disappointment in itself.
Come the next announcement and aggressive astroturfing campaign carried by e-grifting parasocialites the cycle repeats.
Debtcattle has been domesticates so thoroughly, that it doesn't understand that its hobby isn't gaming but consumption. So it pre-orders and consumes minimally viable triple-ass slop, internally writhing in pain, disgust and disappointment in itself.
Come the next announcement and aggressive astroturfing campaign carried by e-grifting parasocialites the cycle repeats.
>>722911143
>SBMM
Is just EOMM dressed up to circumvent patents. You're still just a setpiece that gets moved to tailor a powerfantasy to a whale. If you're a good player, then you're thrown into the team with someone who has recently spent money on MTX, if you are a bad player, then you're thrown into the team with players who are estimated to be susceptible to manipulation (e.g.: by keeping track of storefront visits).
When you repeatedly look up a skin in the store, you'll repeatedly get placed into lobbies featuring the skin, and the algorithm makes sure that a player with that skin is featured in the end-of-game showcase. In a few years from now on developers will tie EOMM metrics to gameplay mechanics (e.g.: RNG, recoil, bloom, damage values, etc. depending on genre) and micromanage lobbies. They've already started saturating lobbies with bots for that very purpose.
You'll eventually play what amounta to a singleplayer interactive advertisment.
>SBMM
Is just EOMM dressed up to circumvent patents. You're still just a setpiece that gets moved to tailor a powerfantasy to a whale. If you're a good player, then you're thrown into the team with someone who has recently spent money on MTX, if you are a bad player, then you're thrown into the team with players who are estimated to be susceptible to manipulation (e.g.: by keeping track of storefront visits).
When you repeatedly look up a skin in the store, you'll repeatedly get placed into lobbies featuring the skin, and the algorithm makes sure that a player with that skin is featured in the end-of-game showcase. In a few years from now on developers will tie EOMM metrics to gameplay mechanics (e.g.: RNG, recoil, bloom, damage values, etc. depending on genre) and micromanage lobbies. They've already started saturating lobbies with bots for that very purpose.
You'll eventually play what amounta to a singleplayer interactive advertisment.
>>537937664
Really? That'd be very nice of you, I am indeed on Light. How much would you charge me? When would you be able to secure it?
Really? That'd be very nice of you, I am indeed on Light. How much would you charge me? When would you be able to secure it?
>>537747293
Does anyone know when the online store sale ends (emotes, etc.)? I can't find a date and time anywhere.
Does anyone know when the online store sale ends (emotes, etc.)? I can't find a date and time anywhere.
>>513556706
I want to aggressively fuck Giorgia Meloni's butt
I want to aggressively fuck Giorgia Meloni's butt
I'm so angry it's unreal. I am tired of this market. I am tired of my job. I am screaming inside my head all day. Everything about this cycle is gay beyond words.
>>510970660
Fatherless boys
Fatherless boys
>>509741223
It's all fun and games until you receive a phone call informing you about the tragic deaths of your loved ones in a series of freak accidents, caused by vaxmax'd, vaxtarded, encephalopathy-ridden, stroking, suddenly-dying feral vaxlepers and other kinds of terminally domesticated, propagandized, traumatized, developmentally stunted, militant turbofaggots.
It's all fun and games until you receive a phone call informing you about the tragic deaths of your loved ones in a series of freak accidents, caused by vaxmax'd, vaxtarded, encephalopathy-ridden, stroking, suddenly-dying feral vaxlepers and other kinds of terminally domesticated, propagandized, traumatized, developmentally stunted, militant turbofaggots.
>>509656796
The mormon problem has to be dealt with.
The mormon problem has to be dealt with.
>>509478974
It's all fun and games until you receive a phone call informing you about the tragic deaths of your loved ones in a series of freak accidents, caused by vaxmax'd, vaxtarded, encephalopathy-ridden, stroking, suddenly-dying feral vaxlepers and other kinds of terminally domesticated, propagandized, traumatized, developmentally stunted, militant turbofaggots.
It's all fun and games until you receive a phone call informing you about the tragic deaths of your loved ones in a series of freak accidents, caused by vaxmax'd, vaxtarded, encephalopathy-ridden, stroking, suddenly-dying feral vaxlepers and other kinds of terminally domesticated, propagandized, traumatized, developmentally stunted, militant turbofaggots.
>>509124293
Grok is this real?
Grok is this real?
>>507670426
I hate how kots get dragged into this
I hate how kots get dragged into this