>>538029329
>Way of the Maid
Wild stuff

be mentally ill

I AM MENTALLY ILL

a quick guide on how to play and win with hochan ramp
1. DO NOT COPE: 3x hochan (mandatory), 3x genesis, 3x liu feng, 3x dragonsign, 3x olivia, NO GARYU, forte is okay, as many timmy cards as you can cram in
2. MULL FOR HOCHAN AND RAMP: hochan on starting hand? keep, no dragonsign or liu feng? redraw EVERYTHING ELSE EVEN IF IT'S A 2 COST
3. cowabunga
this is a playstyle more degenerate than aggro, you are literally gambling every step of the way
>but chudda what if I draw like shit
you won't
>but chuddha what if my opponent is
doesn't matter, ramp dragon either loses in 6 turns or wins against every deck
>but
stfu

I have learned to let go and embrace the hochan casino
my starting plan usually involves
1. mull for any ramp and at least a single hochan
2. cowabunga
either I lose the game on turn 6 to literal trash on board
or I ramp into infinity (evolved) and rape my opponent with a chicken