22 results for "c9ea154f6aef3be22fc88a2ee3a356e5"
>>545203120
Azurifrit always says 'you can take it' but I can't fucking take it anymore.
>KMR fired
>next set giant tiddied hags
hmmmm
>>543773868
>>543774869
>>543639998
>3pp 2/1 do nothing
>7pp 8/6 do nothing
its not looking good
these boring ass cards look like they belong in set 1
>>543572359
>dump 100 bucks for a "random" ticket
>get the fucking cat
imagine that happening
yikes
SHADOBA TANOSHII
SHADOBA TANOSHII
SHADOBA TANOSHII
>run into sword
>turn 1 coin 2x quickbreeder
>prim into nonya
>2x zirconia evo
>odin
>fucking YURIUS
sure lad
just take your government-mandated win
>>542378485
dragon cards cost more than they should due to ramp tax
so if you can't ramp... yeah, its pretty much autoloss
dragon also has no wincon so it has to rely on jerry/satan
kinda ass, innit?
>>539154714
>azurifrit
>9pp legendary
>5/1
this dumbass is so fucking weak it pisses me off
he bricks your hand, and when you finally get to use him, you're probably out of sevos anyway
congrats, you put down a fucking 5/1 ward that dies for free to the next tanoshii that spawns
>>539093870
please give it a shot
>>538855536
yes but filene is an egirl
galmieux is your crazy psycho bdp girlfriend who will murder you if you look at other girls right now so fucking stop it if you don't want to end up missing an eye tonight
>>538653265
>dragon not even visible
>>720172383
>1 year all alone would drive you insane
yeah... haha...
>>538447478
Yeah, back in set 1!
Flashstep
Luminous
Octrice
Zirconia
Zirconia
I've had piles for the last four days, and shadoba unironically causes me more butthurt.
>>538179325
that's me
>>538029329
>Way of the Maid
Wild stuff
be mentally ill
I AM MENTALLY ILL
a quick guide on how to play and win with hochan ramp
1. DO NOT COPE: 3x hochan (mandatory), 3x genesis, 3x liu feng, 3x dragonsign, 3x olivia, NO GARYU, forte is okay, as many timmy cards as you can cram in
2. MULL FOR HOCHAN AND RAMP: hochan on starting hand? keep, no dragonsign or liu feng? redraw EVERYTHING ELSE EVEN IF IT'S A 2 COST
3. cowabunga
this is a playstyle more degenerate than aggro, you are literally gambling every step of the way
>but chudda what if I draw like shit
you won't
>but chuddha what if my opponent is
doesn't matter, ramp dragon either loses in 6 turns or wins against every deck
>but
stfu
I have learned to let go and embrace the hochan casino
my starting plan usually involves
1. mull for any ramp and at least a single hochan
2. cowabunga
either I lose the game on turn 6 to literal trash on board
or I ramp into infinity (evolved) and rape my opponent with a chicken