I want zero dollars a day, for the rest of my life.

I want dubs.

>>283618351
I want hugs from Tion every day for the rest of my life

I want spammers banned everyday for the rest of my life

I want to really really really want to zig a zig, ah

I want 0 dollars for the rest of my life.

I want to know what love is. I want you to show me.

>>215409373
Looks like him

How much wood could a woodpecker peck if a woodpecker could peck wood?

You're a nigger.

I want you to stop calling me "buddy".

I want the blonde mom from contracts to dress up as a witch for the Halloween party.

I want you to tell my mom it's not her fault. Tell her I was good at my job and a nice guy to be around. Tell her I'm sorry.

I want the ramen in the kitchenette to be complimentary because I can't afford groceries anymore

I want an office toy like one of those Newtons cradles or something

I want every friday to be a funday.

>>214535225
I want one dollar put into my account, doubling every day, for a month.

I want to be paid above minimum wage

I want people to stop using the elevator to get from the first floor to the second floor

I want the office to be closed in commemoration of 9/11

I want free sodas from the company's vending machines

I want people to stop using the elevator to get to the second floor from the first floor

I want attendance at the employee potluck to be optional

I want a bat credit card

I want unlimited deliveries to this address since everything delivered to my apartment keeps getting stolen

I want to go from being a contract worker to being full time

>>214549188
joka päivä, loppuelämäksesi?

I want HR to bring me a balloon on my birthday, one of those mylar balloons with a fun design on them. If you buy them in bulk it'll only cost you cents for each balloon

I want the pronouns in our email signatures to be optional

I want my cubicle neighbor to stop talking about politics everyday

>character asks for an increase in salary
>gets the boot

My mom used pack me chicken nuggets, a capri sun, and a pack of baby carrots for lunch everyday. I want you to do the same, everyday, for the rest of my career here.

I want the answers to next Friday's employee trivia competition

I want the janitor to leave the anime murals I draw on the office whiteboards up a little longer

I want more login attempts before I get locked out on my computer

I want a sticky for Dr Pavel

I want Dunston.... to check out.

I want...a bitch

I want to be able to buy a 4chan pass with real money instead of fake meme currency every year for the rest of my life.

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>>213070757
KWAB

I want to leave early today to watch my son's baseball game.

I don't want to come in tomorrow.

I want a grilled cheese off the radiator and a tissue to jack off into for the rest of my life

I want a hug from my coworker, Kimberly, in the next cubicle, everyday, for the rest of my life.

I want Batman to tuck me in every night and wish me a happy birthday every night, for the rest of my life.

I want my own parking spot.

I want my vacation time to accrue.

I want unlimited bathroom breaks.