I want a bat credit card

I want unlimited deliveries to this address since everything delivered to my apartment keeps getting stolen

I want to go from being a contract worker to being full time

>>214549188
joka päivä, loppuelämäksesi?

I want HR to bring me a balloon on my birthday, one of those mylar balloons with a fun design on them. If you buy them in bulk it'll only cost you cents for each balloon

I want the pronouns in our email signatures to be optional

I want my cubicle neighbor to stop talking about politics everyday

>character asks for an increase in salary
>gets the boot

My mom used pack me chicken nuggets, a capri sun, and a pack of baby carrots for lunch everyday. I want you to do the same, everyday, for the rest of my career here.

I want the answers to next Friday's employee trivia competition

I want the janitor to leave the anime murals I draw on the office whiteboards up a little longer

I want more login attempts before I get locked out on my computer

I want a sticky for Dr Pavel

I want Dunston.... to check out.

I want...a bitch

I want to be able to buy a 4chan pass with real money instead of fake meme currency every year for the rest of my life.

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>>213070757
KWAB

I want to leave early today to watch my son's baseball game.

I don't want to come in tomorrow.

I want a grilled cheese off the radiator and a tissue to jack off into for the rest of my life

I want a hug from my coworker, Kimberly, in the next cubicle, everyday, for the rest of my life.

I want Batman to tuck me in every night and wish me a happy birthday every night, for the rest of my life.

I want my own parking spot.

I want my vacation time to accrue.

I want unlimited bathroom breaks.