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Oklahoma panhandle here. I was born on red dirt, baptized in diesel, and voted Trump so hard in 2016 I cracked the screen on my voting machine. Hell, I still got a picture of him hangin’ in the shop next to Dale Earnhardt and Jesus.
So when my nephew showed me them Balenciaga Trail Sneakers in neon camo, I figured why not treat myself? They looked like what a future soldier in a civil war might wear to a rave.
Ordered direct from Italy. $895 MSRP. Tariff notice: $312 in “luxury footwear import duties.”
I stared at that number like it shot my dog. Called the customs office and they said it was from Trump’s trade war with the EU—the one I supported while yellin’ about “ownin’ Brussels.”
Now I wear Crocs to the Dollar General and whisper “never again” into the produce cooler.
