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Anonymous No.719183003 >>719183169 >>719183809 >>719185782 >>719186296 >>719186496 >>719186535 >>719187287 >>719187961 >>719189209 >>719189760 >>719191578 >>719191843 >>719191930 >>719191956 >>719192028 >>719192472 >>719192820 >>719193360 >>719194517 >>719194906 >>719195295 >>719197468 >>719201238 >>719202861 >>719206023 >>719206464 >>719210413 >>719212301
Kirby Lore is fucking insane
>Kirby might be a fucking chaos god
>All the humans are implied to be fucking dead except for one random little girl hanging out on Kirby's planet
>Endless eldritch horrors and abominations that want to end the world on a daily basis (and all get their ass handed to them by Kirby)
>Dark Matter
>4 heroes sealed an ancient evil away and they all went insane, especially one who might be the same species as Kirby and Meta Knight, and had to be sealed away themselves
>There is a death cult
>Picrel has an existential crisis (and is basically a "good" form of dark matter)
>And more
And to top it all off, Kirby doesn't know what's going on (he's too young and retarded), he doesn't give a shit, he just sees a bad monster causing trouble and decides to fuck its shit up for messing with his naptime
Anonymous No.719183169
>>719183003 (OP)
yeah Kirby lore goes hard while the gameplay goes easy
Anonymous No.719183338 >>719183372 >>719183702 >>719184625 >>719189084 >>719190228 >>719192184 >>719192712 >>719194269 >>719194353 >>719197794 >>719203710 >>719207072 >>719208642
I miss when Kirby was about a blog stopping a penguin from eating all the food, and not all this VN-tier nonsense.
Anonymous No.719183372 >>719183574
>>719183338
>a blog
Kirby is a blog?
Anonymous No.719183515 >>719185342 >>719206123
Also
>A character canonically is sent to hell for being Space Judas, and builds a theme park as atonement
Anonymous No.719183574 >>719185560
>>719183372
He was in Kirby Tilt 'n' Tumblr.
Anonymous No.719183702
>>719183338
>I miss when Kirby only had one game
Go find a Sonic thread to shit up
Anonymous No.719183809 >>719193263
>>719183003 (OP)
>>Picrel has an existential crisis (and is basically a "good" form of dark matter)

Wait, I thought that was Kirby?
Anonymous No.719184625 >>719189176 >>719193106 >>719196035 >>719199160 >>719199437 >>719199596 >>719211902
>>719183338
only nintendo adults follow this made up setting and story. real kirby fans don't entertain this garbage
>nintendo
>consistent plot, lore, story or setting
pick one and only one.
donkey kong and zelda show that nintendo doesn't give a fuck about what manchild autists believe
Anonymous No.719185342 >>719186387
>>719183515
Anonymous No.719185560
>>719183574
kek
Anonymous No.719185782
>>719183003 (OP)
>>All the humans are implied to be fucking dead except for one random little girl hanging out on Kirby's planet
No, all humans "ascended to a place of dreams" after unlocking the power of the eldrith abomination they captured.
Anonymous No.719186083 >>719186359 >>719186428 >>719190103 >>719196095 >>719201694 >>719206674
I sure hope he gets to exist at some point.
Anonymous No.719186296 >>719186934 >>719197140
>>719183003 (OP)
Damn that sounds wild. I only knew that Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy
Anonymous No.719186359 >>719186409
>>719186083
>I hope Galactca gets to exist
That would be against his wishes, living pisses him off.
Let him die, end his suffering.
Anonymous No.719186387 >>719186457 >>719187674
>>719185342
he just like me
Anonymous No.719186409 >>719186446
>>719186359
He cant die, hes sealed outside of space-time so he can always come back if some fucker can open a rift.
Anonymous No.719186428
>>719186083
>Jobs to these
KWAB
Anonymous No.719186446 >>719186537
>>719186409
>He cant die
And that's why he's suffering!
saucy No.719186457
>>719186387
trade me an absol
Anonymous No.719186462 >>719186648 >>719191989 >>719192218
Welp, there goes another /v/ Kirby thread with ANOTHER fucking console war where people argue over which company they dickride is the least shit
And ofc, there's people accusing pcfags and anyone who criticizes the switch 2 of being brown, like clockwork
God that board is hot garbo also I’m trans btw
Anonymous No.719186496 >>719186648
>>719183003 (OP)
It doesn't matter
Love, good will and friendship will triumph over everything. Pain is temporary, better days will come.
Anonymous No.719186535
>>719183003 (OP)
Holy fucking badass that's literally so fucking dark holy fuck... And this is a KID'S GAME??
Anonymous No.719186537
>>719186446
There is no solution other than giving him brief resprite by fighting him.
Anonymous No.719186606 >>719186648
And then there's squeak squad
>fat rats steal a cake just because they can
Anonymous No.719186610 >>719190240 >>719192892 >>719192967
.
Anonymous No.719186648 >>719187065
>>719186462
Rent free lmao
>>719186496
Yeah I think that's pretty much the point desu
>>719186606
But then they accidentally unleash an ancient evil and get buttfucked for it
Anonymous No.719186934 >>719187118 >>719187174
>>719186296
The Kirby series is just HP lovecraft disguised as hello kitty. There was a longstanding theory that the butterfly you usually see in the openings fluttering around was actually a eldritch god that heralds destruction.

It turned out to be true.
Anonymous No.719187065
>>719186648
raped AND gaped
Anonymous No.719187075
kirby is kino as fuck and most people have no clue about how good the games are
Anonymous No.719187118 >>719203212
>>719186934
Even better, it's basically the series' equivalent of the Grim Reaper. It fucking harvests souls. That's metal as hell.
Anonymous No.719187174
>>719186934
Its literally called "secrethades" in game files and "the knight of yomi" in the novels. Its so cute-cool edgy its great.
Anonymous No.719187225
Kirbyfags are so fucking cringe. Everyone rightfully mocks you.
Anonymous No.719187287 >>719189142 >>719190240 >>719192892 >>719192967 >>719195963 >>719198587
>>719183003 (OP)
>Kirby Lore is fucking insane
Anonymous No.719187674 >>719191094
>>719186387
why did you try to take over the universe
Anonymous No.719187784 >>719187874
kirby lore is what would happen if twilight zone writers accidentally walked into the sesame street writer's room and decided "fuck it we're here now" and proceeded to make elmo a god of destruction
Anonymous No.719187874
>>719187784
while oscar gets possessed by demons daily
Anonymous No.719187961
>>719183003 (OP)
Dude what if cute thing is really dark and scary.
Anonymous No.719187972 >>719188108 >>719194057 >>719196224
>Kirby summons a wish god
>Wish gets interrupted by some little shit who wants to take over Popstar
>Kirby straight up murders the wish god and the little shit
Anonymous No.719188108
>>719187972
And that was from a SAKURAI Kirby game, and Sakurai tends to focus more on gameplay instead of giving a shit about lore or fucked up villains
The non-Sakurai Kirby directors simply saw what Sakurai did with Nightmare and Marx and proceeded to have intrusive thoughts lol
Anonymous No.719188635 >>719188714
Raping Kirby in his sleep was absolutely necessary for the ritual to resurrect Void Termina
Anonymous No.719188714
>>719188635
Fucking religious death cults, always causing trouble
They kidnapped and crucified Adeleine! ADELEINE!
Anonymous No.719188762 >>719188842 >>719188923 >>719188983
finished kirby 64, should I play the GBA games? are they remakes?
Anonymous No.719188842 >>719189080
>>719188762
Nightmare in dreamland is a remake of adventure idk if you should play it unless its your first time or you really like metaknightmare, everything else is good though.
Anonymous No.719188887 >>719189062
one time my parents caught me drawing kirby lore and they sent me to christ camp
Anonymous No.719188923 >>719189080
>>719188762
The Amazing Mirror is an original game (that adds yes, more lore), and has multiplayer
Nightmare in Dreamland is a remake of Adventure (and if I may be honest, I think the 3DS version of NES Adventure is the best iteration of Adventure)
Anonymous No.719188953 >>719189081
More need to talk about Majirute, the location of the Great Cave Offensive, likely being ruins of a former human civilization.
Anonymous No.719188983 >>719189080
>>719188762
How finished do you mean when you say finished?
Anonymous No.719189062
>>719188887
Forgot to mention that's where I got molested
Anonymous No.719189080 >>719189160 >>719189180
>>719188842
yea that's what I thought but the way the games are named is a little confusing
>>719188923
thanks anon, I played the NES adventure recently too, I'll go for mirror next then!
>>719188983
I just finished the game, is there a second lap or something?
Anonymous No.719189081
>>719188953
>Humans were on Pop Star before everyone else
Big if true
Anonymous No.719189084
>>719183338
>1992
>Dedede stealing all the food
>1993
>Dedede tries to stop an eldritch abomination
>Kirby comes and does the job right
You mean you want only one Kirby game ever, granted, KDL is awesome, but Nightmare is the kind of enemy that you criticize as VN nonsense.
Anonymous No.719189142
>>719187287
Scrolled to see if some loser that's dead inside posted the spongebob meme, not disappointed.
Anonymous No.719189160 >>719189459
>>719189080
>I just finished the game, is there a second lap or something?
>he doesn't know
Vidrel is the *bad* ending. I don't think you beat the true final boss
Anonymous No.719189176 >>719189292
>>719184625
Kirby is HAL, not Nintendo
Anonymous No.719189180 >>719189459 >>719193127
>>719189080
Did you get all the crystal shards for the true final boss?
Anonymous No.719189209 >>719189343 >>719189443
>>719183003 (OP)
>All the humans are implied to be fucking dead except for one random little girl hanging out on Kirby's planet
Erm aktually, humanity is implied to have become extremely high-tech super scientists / magicians that explore the universe and beyond while creating legendary relics like wish granting clockwork stars and transdimensional starships.
Anonymous No.719189292 >>719189363 >>719189410
>>719189176
sure let me just play kirby on my ps5 and xbox
Anonymous No.719189343 >>719189890
>Joins HAL during the first Kirby game to not have Dedede as the villain
>No one knows who he really is, where he came from
>Proceeds to make his own set of Kirby games where a cosmic horror threatens the galaxy
>Proceeds to fall off the face of the Earth afterwards
>>719189209
Yeah, but where are they, genius? Why is Adeleine the only one left, or at least the only one we see?
Anonymous No.719189346
ermm hot garbo status???
Anonymous No.719189363 >>719189570
>>719189292
Do you not understand what a second party studio is?
Anonymous No.719189410
>>719189292
Look at it this way -- they're like the Insomniac of Nintendo.
Anonymous No.719189443 >>719190423
>>719189209
he's probably refering to shiver star, which is heavily implied to be earth in a nuclear winter.
Anonymous No.719189459 >>719189918
>>719189160
>>719189180
oh if that's you mean yea I got all the shards, that's the best thing about these games for me, I didn't realize you could finish the game without them even so was confused if there was something else beyond that
Anonymous No.719189570 >>719190003
>>719189363
yeah, they're first-party studios with extra steps
Anonymous No.719189760 >>719189839 >>719189893 >>719189913 >>719189973 >>719190168 >>719191653
>>719183003 (OP)
I've only played kirby 64 and the switch forgotten land games. I want to play the rest of the series but I feel like I've already played the highlights.
Anonymous No.719189839 >>719190032
>>719189760
if you liked 64 you should play DL3, it's so good
Anonymous No.719189890 >>719190113
>>719189343
>Yeah, but where are they, genius?
Fucking around in some higher dimension probably. They left the planet from FL to explore the stars and the universe is a vast place. It's more likely that they became space nomads than died off.
Adeline is a mystery. Maybe she didn't want to go with them so they dropped her off on popstar.
Anonymous No.719189893 >>719190518
>>719189760
The rest of the series is worth playing, check out
https://files.catbox.moe/4vmtae.jpg for a guide made by /kdg/.
Anonymous No.719189913
>>719189760
Bro?
your Super Star?
Anonymous No.719189918 >>719190123
>>719189459
if you beat miracle matter without 100% the crystal never purifies the big fairy and Kirby simply leaves after the celebration, all you get is that small smug glare as a hint that things aren't entirely wrapped up. I'd almost consider it intended for you to see that, since the last level probably seemed to come out of nowhere if you went straight to the main ending without ever seeing that one with the teaser.
Anonymous No.719189973
>>719189760
But you haven't played Triple Deluxe and the Heavy Lobster game.
Anonymous No.719190003 >>719210551
>>719189570
No, they're external studios with an exclusively deal. Do you think Fire Emblem is the typical Nintendo IP too?
Anonymous No.719190032 >>719190526
>>719189839
You know dream land 3 does look pretty good but I feel like I'd have to play 1 and 2 first.
Anonymous No.719190097
Haaaiiiiiii!
Anonymous No.719190103 >>719190206
>>719186083
I mean he technically does since Kirby clash is canon as an alternate timeline/universe due to Magolor Epilogue.
Anonymous No.719190113 >>719190445 >>719190702
>>719189890
>Maybe she didn't want to go with them so they dropped her off on popstar
>Likely abandoning your kid on some alien planet while you ascend to a higher plane of existence
Talk about being a deadbeat dad
Anonymous No.719190123
>>719189918
>probably seemed to come out of nowhere
yes lol but it didn't feel too out of place witht he little cutscene that plays after
I'll check it on youtube, I was doing every level in order and didn't know that was a thing
Anonymous No.719190168 >>719190326 >>719190464
>>719189760
You have. 64 and FL are the only must plays in the whole series.
Anonymous No.719190206 >>719190410 >>719190485 >>719190551
>>719190103
Yeah but thats some weird shit where theres now like two pink kirbies that canonically exist.
Anonymous No.719190227 >>719190281 >>719190532 >>719212090
looks like I was right about them being related.
Anonymous No.719190228 >>719190308
>>719183338
Not that he's had a hand in Kirby in quite some time but a large amount of Masahiro Sakurai games are typically all about world destruction.
>Meteos
>Kirby Super Star (Milky Way Wishes)
>Kirby's Adventure
>Super Smash Bros. Brawl (expansion of Subspace)
>Super Smash Bros. Ultimate (the creation of the World of Light)
Like it's actually shocking how the stakes in his game are either none at all or world ending events. Kirby just following that pattern is his franchise-related DNA influence.
Anonymous No.719190240
>>719187287
>>719186610
>When I'm in a no ability to articulate my own points or have actual free will contest and my opponent is a SpongeBob on rollercoaster poster.
Anonymous No.719190281 >>719212127
>>719190227
ENTER
Anonymous No.719190308
>>719190228
>inb4 Air Riders has a story mode and it's Dark Matter coming back to fuck shit up
Anonymous No.719190326 >>719190464 >>719190518 >>719190603
>>719190168
That's what I assumed. I want to play the rest just as some sort of completionist kick but they don't seem as intersting. kirby 64 and klonoa seem similar though. Might give that a try.
Anonymous No.719190410
>>719190206
I kinda love how Kirby is both a friendly cosy franchise but also there's actually some thinking about how events, backstory or the settings scale actually works. I think they do a good balance of the lore stuff with just having a fun universe with cute likable characters and fun designs.
Anonymous No.719190423
>>719189443
FL implies that the people that lived there originated from Shiver Star/Earth since the city here shares the same design as the one where you fight that robot boss in 64. Plus the factory level being a very obvious callback to the one in 64 but without a more realistic style.
Nuclear winter seem like a stretch but humanity definitely left Earth at some point rather than getting killed off.
Anonymous No.719190445
>>719190113
Adeleine probably doesn't give a fuck her parents likely abandoned her. She gets to live with cute little aliens until she probably will grow old and die
Anonymous No.719190464
>>719190168
>>719190326
Do not listen to him hes wrong.
Anonymous No.719190485 >>719190681
>>719190206
The better question is where did the three other niggas come from
Anonymous No.719190518 >>719190646
>>719189893
>guide made by trannies
cringe
>>719190326
All kirby games are good and 64 isn’t even top 3
Anonymous No.719190526
>>719190032
they're also good! you can play 1 in like an hour, 2 is also really good but you can also just play 3 without them
Anonymous No.719190532
>>719190227
I always get a small joy from the villain has a relative that is out for revenge and is similar to the past villain plot deal. There's just something fun about it when done well and when it isn't it's just funny in a we want that villain back kinda way.
Anonymous No.719190551 >>719190681
>>719190206
That's without getting into Shadow Kirby and Dark Meta Knight.
They're mirror counterparts from the main 'verse, so if the parallel timeline/universe has its own mirror there'd be Parallel Shadow Kirby and Parallel Dark Meta Knight.
Anonymous No.719190569 >>719190616 >>719190620
Does that Arena glitch still work after the update? Promised a family member I'd wait until Saturday to play Star Crossed World but I wouldn't mind farming some stones while I wait.
Anonymous No.719190603 >>719190801
>>719190326
Klonoa 1 & 2 are good
The next best Kirbo after FL and 64 is Robobot if you're ever interested in some more Kirbo
Anonymous No.719190616
>>719190569
The one where you use the hammer to get infinite height and go out of bounds? I'm curious too.
Just for the fun out of bounds shenanigans, more than the cheating the game.
Anonymous No.719190620
>>719190569
you didn’t beat the game
Anonymous No.719190646 >>719190757
>>719190518
I never said any of the kirby games were bad. I'm just saying I've seem to have played the highlights and my attention span is way too shit to play a game that isn't going to wow me.
Anonymous No.719190670
Need some more stupid crackpot fan theories
Like "What if Meta Knight is actually a time traveling grown-up Kirby from the very distant future" or some shit
Anonymous No.719190681 >>719191421
>>719190485
Idk those kirby clash kirbies fuckers are weird, they dont even have a copy ability they have roles.
>>719190551
The parallel prefix has already been used by several different things parallel meta knight is not the same thing as parallel susie for example so its weird using it, but the clash universe has its own mirror that can make doppelgangers like dark taranza and summon king d-mind who is some cluster fuck of taranza mind-break that shouldn't exist.
Anonymous No.719190690 >>719191023
kek the tiktok nigger never played klonoa, the absolute state
Anonymous No.719190701 >>719190934
Speaking of 64 I think it's the only game where kirby has a girlfriend.
Anonymous No.719190702 >>719191095
>>719190113
If the ancients had something to do with Popstar, they probably trusted its inhabitants to keep her safe.
Anonymous No.719190757 >>719190872 >>719191023
>>719190646
I think you should just stick to tiktok and being a zoomer faggot
Anonymous No.719190801 >>719191162
>>719190603
I have heard good things about robobot. I'm interested in the lore behind what the planets are and who the bosses are and if anything connects but I'll just play the best games and move on. I can watch a youtube video for game theories.
Anonymous No.719190870 >>719190947
>719190801
average lorefag everyone
Anonymous No.719190872 >>719190974
>>719190757
I'm 34 and I've never used tiktok once. Fuck me for being honest right? The majority of you don't even play video gamese but I'm disengenous for saying I only want to play the best? Fuck out of here.
Anonymous No.719190934
>>719190701
other than ChuChu snatching Kirby from Rick when you start off in Grass Land
Anonymous No.719190947 >>719191042 >>719191070 >>719191406
>>719190870
And? You know damn well you've seen those bullshit youtube videos. It's not like you're not wasting your life either.
Anonymous No.719190974
>>719190872
sorry buddy I’m not reading all that maybe put it in a jewtube retrospective form and maybe I’ll check it out
Anonymous No.719191023 >>719191070
>>719190690
>>719190757
>tiktok out of nowhere
holy newfag
Anonymous No.719191042
>>719190947
Holy projection
Anonymous No.719191070 >>719191101
>>719190947
>t. earthbound fan
>>719191023
seethe zoomnigger
Anonymous No.719191094 >>719197573
>>719187674
to create a world where we all fit in...
Anonymous No.719191095 >>719191301 >>719191514 >>719191589
>>719190702
do you think dedede fucks her
Anonymous No.719191101 >>719191187
>>719191070
>newfag buzzword spam
what a surprise
Anonymous No.719191162
>>719190801
>I can watch a youtube video for game theories.
please stop being so obvious
Anonymous No.719191187 >>719191245
>>719191101
>the rise and fall of seething jewtube zoomerfaggot
Anonymous No.719191214
>Ancients songstress never got to finish her song because everyone bailed to the meteor and her song is how she wishes she could meet with the other ancients again
Tragic kino
https://youtu.be/BiydPhJG8Pk?si=2yaZMepVXFxD5UKH
Anonymous No.719191245 >>719191406
>>719191187
>newfag buzzword spam in a kirby thread
You will always be a 14-25 year old newfag nigger.
Anonymous No.719191301 >>719191631
>>719191095
dude she's like 10
Anonymous No.719191406 >>719191479
>>719191245
you probably forgot this isn’t your gay general and we make fun of faggots like>>719190947bhere
Anonymous No.719191421 >>719191864
>>719190681
Isn't King D-Mind implied to be the remains of Dark Mind possessing Parallel Dedede?
Which would suggest that the Mirror World exists in an interdimensional space and bridges to multiple places, not just Kirby's realm.

That's the whole important thing about the Lor Starcutter and Elfilis / Elfilin, their interdimensional travel capabilities (specifically through star-shaped dimensional rifts).
The Dimensional Mirror from Amazing Mirror (and Dedede's story in Triple Deluxe) could be a stable form of dimensional travel, in the way that Elfiilis establishes a stable portal between Popstar and The Forgotten Land at the end of that game.
Also that there are bosses that open up dimension rifts to use as attacks.

Seriously this shit runs deep.
Anonymous No.719191479 >>719191562
>>719191406
>everyone is the same person
You will always be a 14-25 year old newfag nigger.
Anonymous No.719191514
>>719191095
No, but I do
Anonymous No.719191562 >>719191592
>>719191479
>LEAVE HIM THE HECK ALONE
hope he see this sissy
Anonymous No.719191578 >>719192847
>>719183003 (OP)
I think they made the same mistake. In BOTW the quest log is supposed to be from Link's perspective. So Gooey's is also supposed to be first person.
Anonymous No.719191589
>>719191095
Can't beat the Dededick
Anonymous No.719191592 >>719191671
>>719191562
You will always be a 14-25 year old newfag nigger.
Anonymous No.719191631
>>719191301
OUT OF TEN
Anonymous No.719191653
>>719189760
Super Star Ultra and Planet Robobot are the peak of the series (along with Forgotten Land).
Anonymous No.719191671 >>719191740
>>719191592
was it tiktok, jewtube or zoomer that made you seethe this hard?
Anonymous No.719191740
>>719191671
You will always be a 14-25 year old newfag nigger.
Anonymous No.719191786 >>719191989 >>719192215
bot broke
Anonymous No.719191843 >>719191890 >>719192145 >>719192215 >>719192267 >>719193213 >>719194059 >>719194310 >>719202347 >>719214134
>>719183003 (OP)
Never understood retards who go "WAO DUDE KIRBY IS LE SUPER DEEP AND DARK AND EPIG BRO DON'T UNDERESTIMATE THIS KIDDY GAME" when none of the fucking hidden story details matter or get used in ANY significant way or as cutscene fodder or whatever.
Like yeah bro, you have Glorblestein McQuacker over here who's a dying god who dreaded over the loss of his race and existence and to cope with that he gained clownly powers to make everyone happy to put off the impending fear of death and dying for the sins he committed against the universe because he knows immortality is a curse beyond any other and he looks like a fucking cupcake with big googley eyes.
Does any of this shit matter? NO. Because it is always just FLAVOR TEXT THAT HAS NO REAL IMPACT. You faggots are worse than Dark Souls retards who froth at the mouth about backstory in fucking INVENTORY ITEMS. Kirby's story is the equivalent of "dude what if everyone was actually Zanzibar the Buttfart lol" and braindead, sub iq brainlets pretend it's the greatest thing ever.
Wake me up when you have a story that actually has some fucking integrity and depth to it, you fucking manchildren marks.
Anonymous No.719191864 >>719193179
>>719191421
King d-mind is meant to be dark taranzas idea of what the most "savage" individual is, his "evil minds gather in his body" and create dark mind in the image of dedede, Kumazaki stated that in an interview.

The black mirror is found in "another dimension" in kirby clash so it has something to do with interdimensional travel like most things, idk what the significance of being able to cross dimensions is other than literally the ability to go across dimensions.

Hell galacta knight opens one up in his attacks in robobot and kirby clash that shoots a laser, you can even see the lor starcutter in it.
Anonymous No.719191890
>>719191843
Mad
Anonymous No.719191930
>>719183003 (OP)
>BRO THIS [kids franchise] IS ACTUALLY HECKIN GRIMDARK AND TWISTED! ITS SO FUCKED UP, ITS SO DARK BRO LIKE HOW DO THEY EVEN SELL SHIT LIKE THIS
Anonymous No.719191956
>>719183003 (OP)
>nintendo
>lore
ishygddt
Anonymous No.719191989 >>719192103
>>719191786
meant for >>719186462
Anonymous No.719192028
>>719183003 (OP)
is gooey the zanzibart of dark souls?
Anonymous No.719192103 >>719192218
>>719191989
You will always be a 14-25 year old newfag nigger.
Anonymous No.719192145 >>719192245 >>719192296 >>719192343
>>719191843
>Because it is always just FLAVOR TEXT THAT HAS NO REAL IMPACT.
You literally fight the biblically accurate source of hatred as it shoots blood out of it's eye as the final boss. That's the most impact a thing could have on a game.
Anonymous No.719192184
>>719183338
Where do I unsubscribe
Anonymous No.719192215
>>719191786
Newfags typically stop responding once they realize their buzzwords do nothing.
>Ummmm but Reddit told me if I spam seethe and cope over and over then my ONLINE OPPONENT will die in real life
>why is he still responding??????
>>719191843
The Elder Scrolls of Kirby.
Anonymous No.719192218 >>719192367 >>719192517 >>719193120
>>719192103
Anon, that (>>719186462) post WAS made by the "14-25 year old newfag nigger" we're arguing against. It's a long story.
Basically: He's a seething shitposter whom I live rent free in his head, and keeps seething about /kdg/. His post is basically a "mocking" copypasta of a post I made in /kdg/ but with "im trans btw" added because he thinks I'm a tranny even though he's 100% more likely to 41% lol
Anonymous No.719192245 >>719192364 >>719192762
>>719192145
>You literally fight the biblically accurate source of hatred as it shoots blood out of it's eye as the final boss. That's the most impact a thing could have on a game.
Wow bro, that's so cool!
Please tell me how this impacts the future games narratively.
Anonymous No.719192267
>>719191843
How do you want the story to impact the game that it doesn't already?
Anonymous No.719192296 >>719197438
>>719192145
>is that.. BLOOD? HOLY HECKEROONY HOW DID NINTENDO GET AWAY WITH THAT ONE?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Anonymous No.719192343
>>719192145
Zero-Two doesn't shoot blood he shoots sparks that explode
Anonymous No.719192346
/kdg/SISTERS STOP FIGHTING!!1!!1

NO MORE SISTER WARS
Anonymous No.719192364 >>719192443
>>719192245
The entire plot of Star Allies revolves around trying to reaurrect that guy.
Anonymous No.719192367 >>719192457
>>719192218 (me)
Also I think the reason I wormed my way into his head is because I called him out on being a consolewarfag/flamewarfag in another thread and he went apeshit. Not surprising that he's now going apeshit accusing people of being faggots, jewtubers, or w/e
Anonymous No.719192443 >>719192523 >>719192753 >>719196504
>>719192364
Not the same guy. Void Termina isn't 02.
Anonymous No.719192457
>>719192367(me)
also I am trans btw but idk why that matters trasphobia is gross
Anonymous No.719192472 >>719192593 >>719192613 >>719192679
>>719183003 (OP)
>4 heroes sealed an ancient evil away and they all went insane, especially one who might be the same species as Kirby and Meta Knight, and had to be sealed away themselves
Qrd?
Anonymous No.719192517
>>719192218
You will always be a 14-25 year old newfag nigger.
Anonymous No.719192523 >>719192581 >>719192607 >>719196504
>>719192443
Aren't they made out of the same shit or something?
Anonymous No.719192581
>>719192523
Point is they're not the same, so again I ask: how does 02's big biblical hate boner disappearance affect the franchise's story in any significant manner? Please explain.
Anonymous No.719192593 >>719192684
719192457 (no (You) for you)
And like clockwork, there he is! Still thinking I'm a tranny, thinks others are faggots, and thinks others are zoomers, even though he's the one that exemplifies mental illness and gay shit
>>719192472
Look up Galacta Knight or Aeon Hero
Anonymous No.719192607
>>719192523
Void Termina is a reincarnation of void which spat out negative dark matter energy which turned into Zero which spawned more dark matter
Anonymous No.719192613
>>719192472
Galacta knight and 3 other heroes of yore fought and sealed away void termina, after this galacta knight grew too powerful and threatened and entire galaxy, in response he was sealed away by the starries for his transgressions. He now spends his life getting brought back to fight people before getting banished back to the eternal crystal.
Anonymous No.719192679
>>719192472
Them Kirbies right dere are takin all my royal credit! That's all you need to know.
I sealed that evil thingy myself.
Anonymous No.719192684
>>719192593
You will always be a 14-25 year old newfag nigger.
Anonymous No.719192712
>>719183338
>I miss when Kirby was about a blog stopping a penguin from eating all the food, and not all this VN-tier nonsense.
It still can be. Just don't look into the lore, it's usually not directly presented to you.
Anonymous No.719192726 >>719192795
You know how Ribbon becomes Kirby's "wings" by grabbing him from his back? Now, how that would look if they were anime humans?
Anonymous No.719192753
>>719192443
Not literally but summoning a being that could become another Dark Matter / Zero is close enough.
Anonymous No.719192762
>>719192245
for 02 he's actually the continuation of the story from dreamland 3 where zero first shows up. He even still has the wound he suffered from that fight. He's the leader of dark matter, the primary antagonist of several games in the series, and also the origin of Gooey.
Anonymous No.719192795 >>719192916
>>719192726
maybe this?
Anonymous No.719192820 >>719192892 >>719192967
>>719183003 (OP)
Anonymous No.719192847
>>719191578
Aside from that
>Picrel has an existential crisis
He's not actually having an existential crisis. The わからぬまま行く. There's nothing going on in that head. He just walks around aimlessly not understanding anything. Forrest Gump energy.
Anonymous No.719192892
>>719192820
>>719187287
>>719186610
Hivemind
Anonymous No.719192893 >>719192992
And like clockwork, I have to dilate! See ya soon sweaties!
Anonymous No.719192916 >>719193084
>>719192795
I guess but i am imagining a cute fairy girl with human proportions grabbing a shota from the back...
Anonymous No.719192927
The SD Gundam inspiration in some of those Meta Knight-adjacent designs just became suddenly apparent to me.
Anonymous No.719192967 >>719193919
>>719186610
>>719187287
>>719192820
This is not even a bot anymore, just an I/O algorythm.
Anonymous No.719192992 >>719206757
>>719192893
>Still thinking I'm a tranny
>Still impersonating/mocking me
>Still trying to stir up shit
>Still looking like the retard he is
Again, I'm not a tranny, but you probably are. Trannies like to project their problems onto others.
Anonymous No.719193065
>tranimal avatar
/kdg/sistas…
Anonymous No.719193084
>>719192916
Hawt
Anonymous No.719193106 >>719194428 >>719210985
>>719184625
>>nintendo
>>consistent plot, lore, story or setting
Maybe you should play more than just Mario.
Anonymous No.719193120 >>719193280 >>719193297 >>719193351
>>719192218
Ah, I see. The guy who brought up tiktok out of nowhere, then proceeded to spam 2016+ newfagisms and is now spamming what I said to him, because he's upset he got called a newfag nigger, is some delusional shitstirring queer from /vg/?

COLOR ME SURPRISED /v/ god forbid I guess KIRBY of all things is now dead
Anonymous No.719193127
>>719189180
Who the hell put all of that in there?
Anonymous No.719193179 >>719193307
>>719191864
>The black mirror is found in "another dimension" in kirby clash so it has something to do with interdimensional travel like most things, idk what the significance of being able to cross dimensions is other than literally the ability to go across dimensions.
In real life, occultists use black mirrors to scry into the spiritual world. Maybe the implication there is that they got it from our dimension.
Anonymous No.719193213
>>719191843
Fuck you.
Anonymous No.719193263 >>719193384
>>719183809
It's like this
Void = nothing
Happiness + Void = Kirby
Evil + Void = Zero
Zero makes Dark Matter
Gooey is a good dark matter
Anonymous No.719193280
>>719193120
yeah, /vg/fags are seriously mentally ill and embarrassing people, not suprising since it’s mostly unironic trannies and obese women contained over there
Anonymous No.719193297 >>719193427
>>719193120
He even raided /kdg/ when he first seethed about me and he threw a tantrum there and then everyone ignored him kek
Anonymous No.719193307
>>719193179
I could see something like that, literally any theory goes surrounding the mirrors because theres nothing explained about them other than they gather dark thoughts, make shadow clones and can travel to other worlds.
Anonymous No.719193351 >>719193504
>>719193120
Also 719193280 is the guy we're talking about, if you're not already aware.
Anonymous No.719193360
>>719183003 (OP)
>>Kirby might be a fucking chaos god
Oh my sweet god you people are fucking retarded. Void is related to Kirby, because Void is related to EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS, Chaos is the SHAPE OF EVERYTHING. A Kirby could originate from Void Termina, a Zero could originate from Void Termina, a King Dedede could originate from Void Termina, anything really, its made of all 4 essences of the universe.
Kirby is Kirby, Kirby of the stars.
Anonymous No.719193384 >>719193452 >>719193480 >>719196008
>>719193263
Uhh so what's the difference between Zero and Dark Matter?
Anonymous No.719193386 >>719193452 >>719193479
Anonymous No.719193427 >>719193638
>>719193297
WAIT A MINUTE???
YOU'RE THE /VG/FAG?!?!????!?
And like clockwork, you will always be a 14-25 year old newfag nigger.
Anonymous No.719193452 >>719193713
>>719193386
>not the sound post
>>719193384
Zero is white and the Dark Matters are slaves.
Anonymous No.719193479
>>719193386
kek
Anonymous No.719193480 >>719193713
>>719193384
Dark matter come outta zero
Anonymous No.719193504 >>719193638
>>719193351
I’ll be honest, that guy seems pretty based since he isn’t from /vg/ and a tranny like you are
Anonymous No.719193638 >>719193729
>>719193427
>>719193504
Ignoring the fact that these are probably both the newfag nigger samefagging --
I'm not a tranny, but you certainly sound like one given you always bring it up
Anonymous No.719193713 >>719193790 >>719194310 >>719194456
>>719193452
>>719193480
So Gooey is Void's baby?
Anonymous No.719193729 >>719193817
>>719193638
yeah I’m not from /vg/ but nice try schizotranny
Anonymous No.719193790 >>719194310
>>719193713
more like grandchild or something but yeah
Anonymous No.719193817
>>719193729
>schizotranny
But enough about you.
See picrel, that's you rn
Anonymous No.719193896 >>719194045
>jak posting
newfagniggersisters…..
Anonymous No.719193919 >>719194045 >>719194063 >>719196693 >>719200948
>>719192967
It does validate me saying people who are in a mad rush to post it are genuinely insect brained creatures with no actual personality
Anonymous No.719194045 >>719194502
>>719193896
It's not a soijak. At this point you're just looking for reasons to be mad at me. How sad!
>>719193919
This.
Which is ironic, because they try to paint others as childish or devoid of personality when in fact they themselves are the most soulless of them all
Anonymous No.719194057 >>719194165 >>719194496 >>719200153
>>719187972
>OS hellbent on terminating all life
>erases an innocent man's SOUL
>takes over another wish bending god
>Kirby drills through it
Anonymous No.719194059 >>719194692
>>719191843
It's impressive the amount of concentrated seethe there is in this post, anyway I'm gonna go back to enjoying Kirby
Anonymous No.719194063
>>719193919
Just like most people who ape out over "cringe" shit.
Anonymous No.719194163
>its n-not a s-soij-jak
the absolute state, /kdg/ ain’t recovering from this one
Anonymous No.719194165 >>719200435
>>719194057
Or
>Kirby gets sucked inside and slowly destroys the remains of haltmanns soul while he screams in agony
Anonymous No.719194269 >>719194380
>>719183338
Didn't even the first kirby suddenly pivot into a pre-sonic Adventure Sub-orbit space fight against a literal manifestation of evil, then a fight against Dracula or some shit, leading to the moons destruction?
Anonymous No.719194310 >>719194908
>>719191843
Based anon speaking the god's honest truth
>>719193713
>>719193790
None of this will matter though so who cares
Anonymous No.719194353 >>719194794
>>719183338
He fights NIGHTMARE in the second game and blows up part of the moon.
Anonymous No.719194361 >>719201710
I don't understand how I'm supposed to navigate this game
what the hell is this map...
Anonymous No.719194380 >>719194447
>>719194269
It was the second one that had nightmare show up as a fake out boss from dedede. He got btfo into the moon and blew it up.
Anonymous No.719194428
>>719193106
Mario also has that
Anonymous No.719194447 >>719194576 >>719194586
>>719194380
Oh I always thought the GB one was actually the second.

Was that one just stop Dedede or did it have demons and shit by the end?
Anonymous No.719194456 >>719194549
>>719193713
Void can become both Zero or Kirby depending on the emotions it's given. Zero can create dark matter, and when those dark matter are purified with positive emotions, they become Gooey. So he could best be described as Void's estranged grandson who was adopted.

It's also possible that Kirby, being of similar make to Zero, could create Gooey's the same way Zero makes dark matter.
Anonymous No.719194496
>>719194057
Just another weekend for Kirby
Anonymous No.719194502
>>719194045
Like I do think people can be over the top about talking about Kirby's continuity or lore details but I think it's nice when people are genuinely passionate and enjoy something. Plus it is nice to see a family friendly franchise have some grand scale, actually follow up on elements it introduces 10 or 20 years ago and plus have some development like King Dedede becoming a heroic character over the years, Magolor's redemption after converting power that had a mind of its own or Max Profit Haltmann and Queen Sectonia having some actual depth and pathos despite their initial surface level video game villain personality's. Plus I do love the contrast of really cute characters doing crazy super powered antics.
Anonymous No.719194517
>>719183003 (OP)
>comes in search of answers to the big questions in life... Who am I? Where? What time is it?
>Guys, he's having an existential crisis!!! The lore is insane!!!!
Anonymous No.719194549 >>719195376 >>719196769 >>719197183
>>719194456
Wait so is Kirby's ability to suck shit because he's some sort of Black hole with a body
Anonymous No.719194576 >>719196370
>>719194447
First game was standard "dedede is a fat fuck stealing food" and ends without any demons.
Anonymous No.719194586
>>719194447
There was a second GB one but in it Dedede was possessed by a cosmic horror (which would become a series stable for the poor fatass) and you have to beat the devil out of it (You have to unlock the true final boss to find that out though)
Anonymous No.719194692 >>719195106
>>719194059
You want your bib and rattle to go with your kirby too?
Anonymous No.719194791 >>719194895 >>719194923 >>719195264
How did Magalor redeem himself? I've only played RtDL and I thought it was weird when he showed up in Dream Collection all remorseful and such.
Anonymous No.719194794 >>719197309
>>719194353
It's kinda funny how Nightmare despite his name and theming making him a perfect arch enemy, him being the start of the greater elements in the background that intrude on Kirby's whimsical adventure and getting appearances in the anime, a remake or Kirby Clash with his parallel version is kind of unimportant in the greater lore and setting compared to Dark Matter, Nova/Star Dream or even the Dimension Mirror besides being why the moon looks how it is.
Anonymous No.719194895
>>719194791
>Magalor
Anonymous No.719194906 >>719195284 >>719195646
>>719183003 (OP)
>Kirby lore is much more insane than you think. All the humans are implied to be dead except for one. Random. Girl. Endless eldritch horrors and abominations want to end the world. There is a death cult. Kirby might be a ACTUAL chaos god.
>In this episode of Shit Nobody Cares About, we take a deep dive into the existential crisis on Kirby, and why it broke me. So sit back, get comfy, and let's begin.
>But first, I'd like to take a minute to tell you about this video's sponsor, SquareSpace.
Anonymous No.719194907 >>719196830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDQDgQW4tYM
Would you say this is better than Two Planets Approach the Roche Limit?
I personally still think Elfilis has the better song
Anonymous No.719194908
>>719194310
Why care about us if retards on the internet don't matter?
Anonymous No.719194923 >>719194996 >>719195027
>>719194791
He made a disneyland themed around himself, kind of weird but kirby had fun so he likes him now
Anonymous No.719194996 >>719195161
>>719194923
>That's all you need to appease Kirby and get on his good side
I'm surprised more villains don't try this as a plot to distract Kirby or something
Anonymous No.719195027
>>719194923
You have to remember Kirby is a child, and that means he's also an idiot.
Anonymous No.719195062 >>719195125 >>719195339 >>719195381 >>719195434
Is Super Smash Bros canon to the Kirby games? I mean it is basically a Kirby spin off.
Anonymous No.719195106 >>719195314
>>719194692
Nah I'm good thanks but you might want to see a therapist, not healthy to get this worked up over a video game especially in front of other people as you might keep embarrassing yourself.
Anonymous No.719195125 >>719195265 >>719195285 >>719195339
>>719195062
That's like if Nomura said Sora in Smash was canon to Kingdom Hearts
...Please don't tell me he actually said that...
Anonymous No.719195161
>>719194996
I don't think that would work, he is naive and stupid but he has gone through circus's and theme parks in games and not gotten distracted when someones doing evil.
Anonymous No.719195264
>>719194791
Magolor Epilogue shows the start of his redemption and Star Allies also showcases him actively helping out with the Jambastion Religion's antics
Anonymous No.719195265 >>719195339
>>719195125
No thats different. Smash and Kirby are made by the same guy. And have similar aesthetic.
Anonymous No.719195284
>>719194906

Epic for the win.
Anonymous No.719195285 >>719201545
>>719195125
Supposedly he was insistent about Kirby not having his own keyblade, so to some degree he wanted it to fit within the canon
Anonymous No.719195295
>>719183003 (OP)
People that pretend Kirby is le deep and dark are annoying as fuck
Anonymous No.719195314 >>719195578
>>719195106
>so clinically retarded and emotionally stunted that he sees any valid criticism as a tantrum
You know you're only proving me right that you're a brainlet, right?
Anonymous No.719195339
>>719195062
>>719195125
>>719195265
And master hand was in amazing mirror so you actually have a case for it being at least tangentally related.
Anonymous No.719195376
>>719194549
Well his strongest suck ability is called hypernova. So make of that what you will.
Anonymous No.719195379 >>719195441
I just want Adeline back bros. Human lore is deep but they keep it vague. She could be used to explore it more.
Anonymous No.719195381
>>719195062
So far yes, with the exception of ultimate because world of light is TECHNICALLY not yet confirmed to be canon so far.
Will probably be in the next kirbo game tho.
Anonymous No.719195434
>>719195062
>Smash ability
>Master hand / Crazy hand were bosses
Maybe
Anonymous No.719195441 >>719195462
>>719195379
is that...
poorly cropped/censored porn?
Anonymous No.719195462 >>719195554
>>719195441
No it's a delicious ice cream get your mind out the gutter.
Anonymous No.719195554 >>719195682
>>719195462
You can't fool me, what is that pixelated brown thing Ribbon is touching?
Anonymous No.719195578 >>719196116 >>719196854
>>719195314
I think buzzword vomit, a cluttered rambling paragraph that is about a sentence worth of actual but poorly articulated argument and random capitalisation comes off more as a tantrum then composed criticism.
Anonymous No.719195646 >>719195685
>>719194906
and like clockwork, /kdg/ is collapsing…the buzzwordgawds have won
Anonymous No.719195682 >>719195760
>>719195554
A stand for the ice cream, it would fall over if it didn't have one silly. Adeline would get ice cream all over her shirt lol
Anonymous No.719195685
>>719195646
rent free
Anonymous No.719195760 >>719195878 >>719196205
>>719195682
Ah ok, that makes sense. Carry on then.
...Wait, ice cream can have STANDS?!
Anonymous No.719195796
and like clockwork, xhes seething again
Anonymous No.719195824 >>719195850 >>719195896
I think a Meta Knight or King Dedede spinoff game would be pretty cool.
Anonymous No.719195850 >>719195992 >>719196223
>>719195824
Bro?
Your Drum Dash?
Anonymous No.719195878 >>719195992 >>719196069 >>719196205
>>719195760
Yes, they're normally shaped like this. That one must be made of wood or something.
Anonymous No.719195896
>>719195824
Beat CROWNED ver. 2 right now.
Anonymous No.719195963 >>719196517
>>719187287
It is dumb to call Kirby lovecraftian or whatever. Most games end with Kirby fighting some kind of alien or space demon with the potential to end the world, usually they have good showmanship, and usually in recent games they give a little bit of information for the space monster's context in the universe. A million video games do stuff very similar to most of that.
Anonymous No.719195992 >>719196050
>>719195850
Think he means something like Drum Dash or Meta Knightmare, but as a full standalone game like Captain Toad
>>719195878
What's the stand's power?
Anonymous No.719196008
>>719193384
Zero is like the HIVE, it creates Dark Matter.
Anonymous No.719196035
>>719184625
Retard.
Anonymous No.719196050
>>719195992
>but as a full standalone game like Captain Toad
Your Drum Dash Deluxe????
Anonymous No.719196069
>>719195878
Might be one of these. Ribbon better be careful not to knock it over.
Anonymous No.719196095
>>719186083
The Starries will never fucking let him out.
Anonymous No.719196116 >>719196767
>>719195578
Just because you don't know how to criticize something doesn't make everything you see a tantrum. For example: using "buzzword" when not a one is found in the post. It shows how low intellect you are.
Anonymous No.719196205
>>719195760
>>719195878
Stand name 「ICE CREAM MAN」
Stand power 「Disguise porn images」
Stand user 「Anon」
Anonymous No.719196223 >>719196284
>>719195850
Oh I don't mean like Drum Dash, I mean like a full game where it's King Dedede or Meta Knight as the lead on an adventure with fun abilities/gimmicks based around their specific character and their respective weapon. Sorta like a full length and unique version of Meta Knightmare or Dededetour.
Anonymous No.719196224
>>719187972
Eh, even if Kirby had made a iwah on it, I'm pretty certain NOVA would still misinterpret it to do a genocide.
Anonymous No.719196280 >>719196686
Something annoying. Sometimes they'll do a title drop. But because they never localized the 星 part of 星のカービィ they never get the title drop right. So instead "please 星のカービィ" it's "please little Pinky"
Or instead of
>さすがは 星のカービィ
it
>Kirby, You've truly earned your reputation as a hero.
It's very annoying.
Anonymous No.719196284 >>719196701
>>719196223
I hope meta knight meets a butterfly called papi and goes on an adventure to hell to kill hades strongest soldier.
Anonymous No.719196370 >>719197787
>>719194576
>dedede is a fat fuck stealing food
Hey why are you calling him fat!
King Dede needs that energy to smack Kirby off of this planet!
Anonymous No.719196504 >>719196672
>>719192443
Void is the source of Zero so kinda sorta the same, but not really?

>>719192523
Void Termina is an incarnation of Void which is the origin of all things, including Zero and Dark Matter.
Anonymous No.719196517 >>719197223
>>719195963
I think its fair to describe some of them as lovecraftian, there are all the themes.
Anonymous No.719196560 >>719196628 >>719196672 >>719196895 >>719197203 >>719197426 >>719197590
So, regarding the Dream world in general, did humans use their tech to reach the realm, but the children who had the strongest imaginations take control, transform it into the childish world we see and literally turn all the boring adults into a slave race (Waddle Dees) while theyhad fun and became became faries, sword wielding knights or some just remain Godlike children aka living their dreams in their Dream Land? That's also why eldritch horrors occasionally leak in too?
Anonymous No.719196628
>>719196560
...What the fuck?
Where'd that theory/headcanon come from?
Anonymous No.719196672 >>719196916 >>719196975
>>719196504
Theres no confirmed relationship between void and dark matter/zero its all theories.
>>719196560
We have no idea where the ancients went, all we know is that they went to halcandra at some point.
Anonymous No.719196686 >>719196756 >>719196856 >>719196880 >>719199969
>>719196280
Funnily enough, someone's making a retranslation mod for Star Allies and doing pretty much every line of text.
Anonymous No.719196693 >>719196767 >>719196854
>>719193919
Pretty much every /v/ shitposter and contrarian is like this. They're all essentially a hivemind, no matter how much they insist that they're not when you tell them to their fucking faces that they are.
Anonymous No.719196701 >>719196813
>>719196284
Meta Knight going through Yomi fighting ancient heroes and villains would be pretty fun. I could see the plot being the hypothetical main villain wanting to bring someone back from Yomi but needing to find a way to make sure Morpho Knight doesn't just drag them right back perhaps and also just getting to the place with the plot device he needs to assemble with the final world being of course going to the Underworld
Anonymous No.719196756 >>719197013
>>719196686
NTA and that's cool but
Small nitpick, but in that pic he's actually supposed to say "PLEASE DIE FOR OUR GOD" iirc
Anonymous No.719196767
>>719196693
Yeah I mean take this bozo for example lmao>>719196116
Anonymous No.719196769
>>719194549
Yes. We even see in Squeak Squad he doesn't really have a stomach, but just a void filled with stars that he can store copy abilities and food in to use later.
Anonymous No.719196790
isnt galacta knight (temporal warrior), future kirby?
the only reason it couldnt be him is because he jobs to regular kirby
Anonymous No.719196813 >>719197323
>>719196701
I could see it being the other way around, where the villian is the person trying to mess with hell and meta knight valuing the sacredness of death or something.

Make it taranza lol.
Anonymous No.719196830
>>719194907
Elfilis has the better overall them but this one goes hard doing the last phase.
Anonymous No.719196836 >>719196935
Is he the Player 2 of the series now?
Anonymous No.719196854 >>719197635
>>719196693
My bad I meant this faggot >>719195578
Anonymous No.719196856 >>719197007 >>719197214
>>719196686
How does a Kirby game get a re-translation patch? How do you fuck up translating Kirby that bad that someone takes the time out of their day to do a re-translation!
Anonymous No.719196880
>>719196686
I think the biggest victim of the weird translation was Susie, though fans are already weird with her even aside being or the gross fattening stuff in regards to acting like she's problematic and pure evil. The translation also is pretty weird with Morpho Knight in some areas to
Anonymous No.719196893
I really like the lore they added for the singer Neichel
>Sung all of the main songs
>Predicted the prophecy of the meteor coming down and ending all life in star crossed credits song
>Said song of the ancient legend and Elf arriving caused ancients to evacuate once corgi was used to create the reality jumping tech
>Sung to people as they leave with the main theme to calm them, she refused to leave home and stayed behind as everyone left
>Her final unfinished song is about her regrets how she didn’t get on one of the ships and fly away to a land of dreams where she can eat cake and relax, song remained unfinished and she passed away
Surprised they put a story like that in Kirby
Anonymous No.719196895 >>719197075
>>719196560
Now that's some crazy fan theory shit I can (kinda) get behind actually
But then how do you explain Adeleine being straight up a human? Is it just some mundane dream like "I wanna be an artist"?
Anonymous No.719196916 >>719197169
>>719196672
there are times when explicitly stated confirmation by developers isn't really necessary
Anonymous No.719196935
>>719196836
Maybe, there is unused color data in forgotten land for a p2 yellow kirby so its not like they have written off the idea of multiple kirbys, maybe they couldn't get it to work in 3d well yet?
Anonymous No.719196975 >>719197169 >>719201068
>>719196672
>Theres no confirmed relationship between void and dark matter/zero its all theories
We are told outright that Void is "the source of all Matter" and in the original Japanese, it names Dark, Soul, Dream, and Heart as all the specific types of Matter that spawn from Void. It is VERY explicitly the source of everything that exists, and this includes 0 and Dark Matter.
Anonymous No.719197007 >>719197380
>>719196856
First time?
Vidya has existed for literal decades and to this day I have yet to see a single game that has been translated properly from beginning to end.
There's always trannylations to some degree in any localization.
Anonymous No.719197013
>>719196756
I'm pretty sure that line is
>ゼッタイ いなーーーーーー
Might be thinking of a different line.
Anonymous No.719197075
>>719196895
I guess she just chose to maintain her/a human form, as her dream was to be an artist. She just wills her art into reality because ultimately that's what an artist child would do if they had the power to.
Anonymous No.719197140
>>719186296
what a triump is that?
Anonymous No.719197169
>>719196916
>>719196975
I know its a strong connection but the cause and effect could also be the other way around, as in dark matter is a building block of summoning void termina instead of void termina is where matters come from.
Anonymous No.719197183
>>719194549
No, we dont know where Kirby's sucking power comes from just that it leads to a dimensional pocket
And Void can become anything due to its composition being Chaos.
Anonymous No.719197203
>>719196560
>The series lore is actually about children with wild imaginations overthrowing adults
Close enough, welcome back Codename KND, Lord of the Flies, etc...
Anonymous No.719197214 >>719197278
>>719196856
Nintendo like to sanitise any mention of God, religion, etc. and when your main villains are a cult, that means a lot of stuff needs changing. Not to mention Morpho Knight coming from the underworld.
Anonymous No.719197223 >>719197358
>>719196517
The differences are a lot more significant than the similarities. Kirby games usually end with a dramatic battle against a world destroying monster, and that's fine and good but any similarities to lovecraft are very superficial.
Anonymous No.719197278
>>719197214
>Nintendo
*NoA.
If it was nintendo it wouldn't be in the original to begin with.
Anonymous No.719197309 >>719197496
>>719194794
Nightmare is kind of insignificant but he's still the embodiment of a counterpart, the counterpart to Dreams, which is what Popstar thrives in
Its just that in the grand scheme of things we already went through a bunch of similar creatures over time
Anonymous No.719197323 >>719197414 >>719197676
>>719196813
Aw that'd be mean, Taranza could perhaps be manipulated emotionally by the villain at least and admittedly my initial idea was along the lines of the main villain trying to resurrect a loved one with the twist being she isn't a redeeming factor and is instead just as malicious as he is despite their genuine romance. Though mentioning Taranza does remind me someone did do a pretty cool design of a Morpho Knight/Queen Sectonia mix.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ElOhRvwVcAAMRdp?format=jpg&name=large

Also I do like the idea of Meta Knight valuing the afterlife so he just wants to make sure it doesn't get tampered and destroyed with major ramifications. I'd also have Susie tag along since I just think her and Meta Knight are fun together.
Anonymous No.719197358 >>719199517
>>719197223
Yeah i guess "lovecraftian" has become kind of more an aesthetic than any core themes of a work. Although i would still argue that somethings can still be interpreted that way until kirby shows up like elfilis's backstory.
Anonymous No.719197380 >>719197780 >>719197808
>>719197007
shut the fuck up, it's the same scene in japanese too
Anonymous No.719197414 >>719197882
>>719197323
>I just think her and Meta Knight are fun together.
>Rapist and her victim team up to save hell
Anonymous No.719197426 >>719197590
>>719196560
NTA but adding on to this, maybe some of the adults or their thoughts turned into the eldritch horrors
Like the villain from KND (been like a decade and a half since I watched KND but I think that's the plot)
Anonymous No.719197438 >>719197589
>>719192296
The E-rated game aimed at small children having a monster that shoots blood from its eye to kill the player is unusual, yes.
Anonymous No.719197468
>>719183003 (OP)
Kirby isn't retarded you faggot, take that back!
Anonymous No.719197496 >>719198293
>>719197309
True, the Star Rod at least got some importance with it having been made by the unseen Ancients and the anime got some good use out of Nightmare as a villain with it being the main reason he probably is even remembered or got Nightmare in Dreamland.
Anonymous No.719197573
>>719191094
FREE MY NIGGA MARTY
Anonymous No.719197583 >>719198685
Nightmare by his name seems a more important villain than Zero and the rest.

Like he's the literal antagonist of whatever the fuck Dream Land represents.
Anonymous No.719197589
>>719197438
Not even T-rated games have blood anymore in Japan. Its all black goo because CERO shoots the rating to 30+ sick fuck only
Anonymous No.719197590
>>719196560
>>719197426
>Actually, all of the characters were the ancients all along, or at least their children
Peak mindfuckery
Anonymous No.719197635
>>719196854
You really are coping for everyone slagging off your post but mainly that specific anon
Anonymous No.719197676 >>719197756 >>719198160
>>719197323
>taranza could perhaps be manipulated
As if he could avoid being manipulated.

Susie tagging along along the lines of expanding the haltmann works project into hell could be a cool idea, you could use that to have a stock meta knight fight for a swordsman duel without having to invoke any of the other 3 in the middle of the game or something.
Anonymous No.719197734
Kirby is kino and always has been
Anonymous No.719197756
>>719197676
>Hmm yes, today I will bring robotics into hell, truly a great idea
Anonymous No.719197780 >>719197913
>>719197380
?
Anonymous No.719197787
>>719196370
>dedede knew all along that kirby was a horror monster from beyond the stars
>tried to get rid of him in the first game by hording food to build power
>realized after the second game that kirby is a good guy and there are actual asshole monsters out there that he could use help dealing with
>eventually goes from reluctantly seeing him as an ally/tool to a genuine friend/rival
Anonymous No.719197794
>>719183338
You mean the first Kirby game? Because that's the only one that went like that
Anonymous No.719197808
>>719197380
No it's not. Also the framing in wrong.
>You forget megaman, Robots cannot harm humans
Wily isn't confidently telling Megaman he can't harm him, Wily is supposed to be shocked. And he's backing away. He actually thinks Megaman is going to shoot.
Anonymous No.719197882
>>719197414
Ha easy jokes aside it'd be interesting to see her thinking she could get her dad back after the whole Star Dream fuckup while trying to act aloof about it to Meta Knight with the obvious cruel twist of since his soul got confirmed deleted he isn't even in the afterlife perhaps with the villain mocking by saying she shoulda looked for time travel instead.
Anonymous No.719197913 >>719198003
>>719197780
why are you linking working designs garbage in a kirby thread? go back
Anonymous No.719197968 >>719198094 >>719198229 >>719198259 >>719198404 >>719198436 >>719200275 >>719205316
Is this accurate.
Anonymous No.719198003
>>719197913
My bad I thought this was the garbage franchise thread
Anonymous No.719198094
>>719197968
Some of the connections are more theory territory like kirby being related to void and dark mind being a mirror dark matter.
Anonymous No.719198160
>>719197676
>Susie says that the tagging along is just for some easy medicine hustle or energy harvesting when it's actually about trying to get her dad back plus maybe a lil bit of trying to rizz that cool Knight she turned into a cyborg
>She is the reason there's an initial arena with it being a hologram deck she invented for Meta Knight to train in
>Susie also could provide the upgrade station of a sort or a sort of shop for items perhaps with some dialogue where she explains or speculates on things.
Anonymous No.719198229
>>719197968
Largely, though some of the connections are looser advertised.
Anonymous No.719198259
>>719197968
Magolor and Paintra/Vividria have no connections.
Anonymous No.719198293 >>719198428
>>719197496
At least he got a banging theme https://youtu.be/-89VnLIg2ng
Anonymous No.719198404 >>719198486
>>719197968
>kirby made of positive energy
no way, kirby is a complete dick and pissed off all the time
Anonymous No.719198428
>>719198293
Imagine being parallel nightmare, finally coming back after 20 years only to become the butt of two jokes made for taranza and star dream.
Anonymous No.719198436
>>719197968
Feels like someone on reddit with very surface level knowledge made it.
Anonymous No.719198486
>>719198404
That's the Kirby possessed by America.
Anonymous No.719198587 >>719206296 >>719206817
>>719187287
you tards aren't even using the meme right
kirby lore isn't being set up as something more frightening than it is, it's just more complex than you would assume
Anonymous No.719198685
>>719197583
There are 4 matters that compose everything, Dreams, Darkness, Soul and Heart, Chaos is the embodiment of it all.
Nightmare is the negative of Dreams, so he plays a big role as one of the major antagonist forces technically speaking.
Zero and Dark Matter are also two different forces, Zero is the opposite of Heart, its emotionless, they create Darkness which is Dark Matter. They sought Dreamland because they wanted to FEEL emotions through possession. They embody both Darkness and the opposing force of the Heart.
Both are major players, its just Zero had a lot more going for it.
Anonymous No.719198819
So the Nightmare Wizard is an actual mage that lives in the dream world, right? I wonder if he has any connection to Dark Matter/Zero.
Anonymous No.719199160 >>719199207 >>719199459
>>719184625
The big difference is that the other franchises get games made by different devs all the time. Kirby has been spearheaded by a single autist who used to draw eldritch art and loved to blogspam on miiverse.
If something is made by a dev that cares about lore then it's worth reading into the lore since there's intention behind it
Anonymous No.719199167 >>719199507 >>719199658 >>719199732 >>719200471 >>719200973
Actual Deep lore:
>Everyone is dead
>Game explains why happened in the past and why, either directly or through more subtle means
>This lore has a direct impact on the game word and ties in directly with the story
>Often has moments of brilliance such as psychological horror, commentary on our own actions and beliefs in real life, or tells a whole story on its own
>It means something because it explains why the player is doing certain actions or what might happen in the story

Kirby's Deep lore:
>Everyone is dead
>No reason given whatsoever
>Doesn't mean anything in the story
>Doesn't do anything in game
>Doesn't inspire any thought whatsoever
>But retards are so shocked at the idea that a cute game could even think of darker concepts that it's considered "Deep"
Anonymous No.719199207
>>719199160
>used to
Wait, what? Kumazaki doesn't do eldritch art anymore?
Anonymous No.719199437
>>719184625
>Children's franchise
>has something for those that have stuck through with the franchise for this long
>this is bad because I cant read!
retard
Anonymous No.719199459 >>719199613
>>719199160
Tbf, Kirby has had 3 different main directors now but yeah they've all dabbled in weird shit and formed Kirby into the series it is now
Sakurai made Nightmare and Marx
Shimomura did the Dark Matter Trilogy and everything about that
Kumazaki took over once Sakurai left and Shimomura vanished from our plane of existence and basically ran with the ideas from those two
Anonymous No.719199507
>>719199167
Mario games unironically have more depth.
Anonymous No.719199517 >>719199704
>>719197358
Now I want to see a real lovecraftian story set in Dreamland. Like it's the journal of a waddle dee whose village is slowly being corrupted into monsters by dark matter or something and his grip on his sanity slips away as he uncovers more of the cult's conspiracy, and in the end becomes an insane waddle doo that Kirby oneshots on his way to resolve the incident.
Anonymous No.719199596 >>719206251
>>719184625
>donkey kong and zelda show that nintendo doesn't give a fuck about what man child autists believe
Zelda's timeline was and still is official. The DK lore you're referring to was made by Rare.
Anonymous No.719199613
>>719199459
Three directors really isn't that bad all considered.
Anonymous No.719199658 >>719199792
>>719199167
>it's only deep if it's dumped as exposition
oh ok
Anonymous No.719199704 >>719199889
>>719199517
Will never happen. Why? Because page 1 will be about the village getting corrupted and then Page 2 will be about Kirby tenderizing Dark Matter, and then Page 3 will be about the party they had afterwards.
Anonymous No.719199732 >>719199796
>>719199167
>>Everyone is dead
No one is dead.
>>No reason given whatsoever
everyone left the planet because they foresaw a meteor coming to their planet after capturing ID-F86.
>>Doesn't mean anything in the story
The ancients are a continuous part of the story and the artifacts they made continuously keep bringing chaos and disorder to the universe as well as their actions which directly affected Hyness.
>>Doesn't do anything in game
Numerous times as said above their artifacts have showed up and caused trouble or helped fend off a greater evil like with the Star Rod.
>>Doesn't inspire any thought whatsoever
Multiple discussions have been had about Kirby lore so id say youre wrong just under that basis.
>>But retards are so shocked at the idea that a cute game could even think of darker concepts that it's considered "Deep"
What was said above contradicts your argument about lacking depth since your smooth brain couldnt even read this much.
Anonymous No.719199792
>>719199658
You're a bit stupid aren't you?
Anonymous No.719199796 >>719199825
>>719199732
Haltmann and Sectonia are pretty dead
Anonymous No.719199825 >>719199993
>>719199796
correction, some are dead
Anonymous No.719199865 >>719199987
Even the most baby tier kiddy game from japan has more thought and care put into it than heavily marketed western games.
Anonymous No.719199889
>>719199704
That actually sounds pretty fun actually where it starts as a serious note but a page after just recounts Kirby fun antics after he immediately sorted it out
Anonymous No.719199969 >>719200297
>>719196686
>making
It's been out for a while. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt3DLh2qvJA
https://gamebanana.com/mods/492254

The hard mode mod is great too. https://gamebanana.com/mods/562738
Anonymous No.719199987 >>719200031 >>719200132
>>719199865
>make OC called cheesefart sir buttington
>its backstory was "it was sad once"
Wow... so much thought... so care... wao...
Anonymous No.719199993 >>719200087
>>719199825
Leongar got pretty lucky considering he got absorbed and his soul divided but he came back from that with help
Anonymous No.719200031 >>719200085
>>719199987
Kirby's moon alone has more depth than 50% of the Western characters
Anonymous No.719200085
>>719200031
So true king... when it went all "I'M A MOON AND I'M SAD"... I cry... I cry long time...
Anonymous No.719200087 >>719200215
>>719199993
He got lucky twice since he gets killed by Kirby on accident during the fight within Forgo's Dream
Anonymous No.719200132 >>719200304
>>719199987
>Make smarmy post thinking he isn't coming off as butthurt lot of people enjoy thing
Anonymous No.719200153 >>719200295
>>719194057
Name a more kino reference in the series
Anonymous No.719200215
>>719200087
Yeah frankly Taranza should be malding the buff lion just bounced back from that while Queen Sectonia is ultra dead.
Anonymous No.719200275
>>719197968
>Drawcia was possessed
What

Also, Marx didn't harness power from his wish if that's what this is implying. He was just hiding his true form. If anything the Star Dream Soul OS Nova Comet harnessed power from Marx given a couple of the attacks it does in the final phase are just straight up or heavily resemble Marx/Marx Soul attacks.
Anonymous No.719200295
>>719200153
just from sheer ridiculousness I like this more
https://youtu.be/L3p8GhjLT3o
Anonymous No.719200297
>>719199969
>Become aware of retranslation mod literally the day after beating all the text heavy content in SA
Fuck
Anonymous No.719200304
>>719200132
Wow... such true... such deep post... I cannot possibly defend... wao...
Anonymous No.719200395 >>719200495 >>719200652 >>719200726
Why does Kirby make people so angry
Anonymous No.719200416 >>719200482
this game is kinda ass...
it has none of the fun stuff from the dream land games and 64 too...
Anonymous No.719200435
>>719194165
The japanese text states that Haltmann's mind and soul were already erased. Where are those screams coming from? No idea.
Anonymous No.719200453
Why does Kirby make people so retarded
Anonymous No.719200471
>>719199167
Stories can have a lot of mystery to them, and leave it to the reader to fill the blanks.
Anonymous No.719200482 >>719200569 >>719200793
>>719200416
The real appeal of this game is sadly butchered, you can play this with 3 other people. And I mean it in the sense that your friend can go fuck around in any area of this game and beat it alongside you, while you do your own thing, thats the big appeal of this game
Anonymous No.719200495 >>719200903
>>719200395
Because he's too pure and innocent for some people to understand
Anonymous No.719200569 >>719200793 >>719200932
>>719200482
NTA but this makes me wonder if anyone's ever bothered giving emulators like mGBA or melonDS netplay emulating the systems' local multiplayer connection protocals
Anonymous No.719200652 >>719200903
>>719200395
On the surface Kirby is just a happy-go-lucky counterpart to Mario, but Kirby has actual creativity and stakes while Mario STILL considers hopping on Bowser Jr.'s head three times to be good enough for a boss fight.
Anonymous No.719200726 >>719200903
>>719200395
Ghouls with broken ego feel attacked by the cute style
Anonymous No.719200767
Anonymous No.719200793 >>719200919 >>719200932
>>719200482
yea, I don't really understand the point of having the other guys roaming around, I suppose it only really makes sense in the multiplayer
think I'll just skip this, the exploration is rather cumbersome too
>>719200569
you can for sure, I did it a while ago experimenting with pokemon games, i forget which emulator I used though, I remember using one in specific for it
Anonymous No.719200857 >>719201338 >>719201434 >>719202426
Can a mangafag explain why Ribbon is hitting on Meta Knight who is probably like more than 2-3 times her age?
Anonymous No.719200903
>>719200726
>>719200652
>>719200495
Retard samefag.
Anonymous No.719200919 >>719201101
>>719200793
>think I'll just skip this, the exploration is rather cumbersome too
Fair enough, but look up the game's plot (if you care about plot/lore) if you wanna know what the fuck goes on in later games
Anonymous No.719200932 >>719201101
>>719200569
You can play multiplayer using mGBA's lan functions, but you gotta give up your IP and it doesnt work if you use software that conceals it. You can just connect remotely with other players by default if you emulate it on a phone but its just not the same thing, would be neat to have this game on the Switch.
>>719200793
You should still play it, its not a very long game to begin with and it has a lot of power ups that only show up in this game.
Anonymous No.719200948
>>719193919
its just some newfags trying to be the next summertime saga meme
Anonymous No.719200973
>>719199167
Nothing you said about Kirby lore is accurate.
Anonymous No.719201016 >>719201196 >>719201891
thought you guys might like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGWYDZ8YWmc
Anonymous No.719201068
>>719196975
I’d like to see more Dream Matter stuff. Outside of Nightmare and presumably Nova it seems to get the lowest amount of play.
Anonymous No.719201101
>>719200919
>>719200932
ok ok I'll give it a fair chance at least
Anonymous No.719201196
>>719201016
Cringe and tryhard just like kirby "fans"
Anonymous No.719201238 >>719201295 >>719201478
>>719183003 (OP)
why is this series rated E for everyone again?
it's as insane as having an M-rated game with mass murderers and suicide bombers which consists of them doing nothing but petting animals at the zoo, with the rating being given solely due to the characters on the cover
Anonymous No.719201295
>>719201238
It's rated E10 now
Anonymous No.719201338
>>719200857
He's cool
Anonymous No.719201416 >>719201998
Anonymous No.719201434
>>719200857
Meta Knight is the same species as Kirby. He is *a* kirby. Kirbies just give off strong pheromones that make fairies' pussies wet.
Anonymous No.719201478
>>719201238
So true king .. . Kirby is super matue... for only mature badasses... syer intellctuals...
Anonymous No.719201545
>>719195285
>introduce a character who can “hack” a keyblade and force a temporary inheritance
>at the same time, reveal another character who can straight up hijack keyblades and make them his own
>Kirby has a strong heart and will, necessary to wield a keyblade in the first place
Not seeing what it is about Kirby that contradicted Nomura’s ever-growing leniency for keyblade usage.
Anonymous No.719201694
>>719186083
The butterfly put him out of his misery
Anonymous No.719201710
>>719194361
arrows means the corresponding door only goes one way
Lines mean you can go back and forth from that door
yellow rooms are rooms you've explored
glowing rooms means you got all the chests in it
Anonymous No.719201891
>>719201016
music doesnt really fit all that well but its a cool montage
Also made me realize just how over the top every final boss in Kirby is
Anonymous No.719201998
>>719201416
"Awwww, who's a cute little rapist! That's right, rape and corrupt me more!"
Anonymous No.719202163 >>719202519 >>719202726 >>719203183 >>719204053
Why does the butterfly keep following Kirby around? And I cant help but notice since the first time the Butterfly showed up, Meta Knight has been eyeing it, literally since Return to Dreamland.
And in Forgotten Land, it decided to face Kirby within Forgo's Dream, whats its purpose?
Anonymous No.719202347
>>719191843
Kek yeah it's pretty overrated but the games are fun at least
At its essence kirby lore just winds up to being hype moments at best and all the lore faggots are basically lite hypebeasts
Anonymous No.719202426 >>719202694 >>719208657
>>719200857
Is there any consensus on how old Meta Knight is supposed to be? I always read him as a bishonen-type who acted way older than he actually was. Like I feel him not being younger than Dedede at least is losing out on the dynamic of Dedede being the oldest person in the group and by far the least responsible outside of the literal kid.
Anonymous No.719202519
>>719202163
It knows he's a good way to find strong souls to harvest suppose
Anonymous No.719202694
>>719202426
Same age as Zorro innit
Anonymous No.719202726 >>719203220
>>719202163
The butterfly is Kirby's interdimensional FBI handler
He sticks around to make sure kirby doesn't witch out and will gank kirby if he does
Anonymous No.719202861
>>719183003 (OP)
Kirby is a black hole
Anonymous No.719203183 >>719203597
>>719202163
He's some kind of grim reaper thing that shows up during end-of-the-world-tier disasters, absorbs the most powerful soul it can find and "casts judgement".
Anonymous No.719203212
>>719187118
>the series' equivalent of the Grim Reaper
Not quite. The butterfly doesn't come for just anybody, it specifically targets great warriors who were destined to die long ago and cheated their own deaths to continue living. That's why it went after Galacta Knight and Fecto Forgo. Both cling desperately to life despite being repeatedly defeated.
Anonymous No.719203220 >>719203348
>>719202726
>will gank kirby if he does
Hasn't that failed twice already?
Anonymous No.719203348
>>719203220
Ignore that reply. FBI, failing, makes sense.
Anonymous No.719203597
>>719203183
I think it’s just a reference to “a butterfly flaps its wings” idiom
Anonymous No.719203710
>>719183338
Literally the second game introduced the dark ending boss trope the later games use. And then the fourth and fifth games just escalated it to Eldrich horrors. So basically, it was the standard from the start. Kirby's Dreamland 1 was the only time Kirby was truly just about that. And the people who worked on the game said they always wanted it to be more like Kirby's Adventure. They just didn't have the ability to do it in the first game.
Anonymous No.719203996 >>719204047 >>719204153
I've always wondered, how fast are Kirby bosses actually? If you transplanted them into action games that also fight eldritch horrors, would they be faster and a lot more pain in the ass?
Anonymous No.719204047
>>719203996
nearly all of them can warp regardless of speed anon
Anonymous No.719204053 >>719204414
>>719202163
According to one of the Ask Iwata segments, the head producers and directors for Kirby 64 had a lot plans for how Kirby 64 should have been. One of them said they originally wanted Kirby 64 to be a full 3D game. Another wanted to try a more storybook like game. Another wanted to make a traditional 2D game. Yet another wanted to try a racing game. All of these ideas ended up getting turned into games (Forgotten Land, Epic Yarn, Return to Dreamland and Air Ride). For like 20 years, the series heads have basically been redoing the various concepts they wanted Kirby 64 to do, but into new games. They never give up on an idea. Just wait until the technology and money is there to do it.

Along with this, they had a lot of lore and story plans for Kirby 64. And they made their way into these later games.
Anonymous No.719204153 >>719205338
>>719203996
Kirby bosses would definitely be faster and more brutal in another series. They just have a lot of pauses and telegraps for us the players. If it was another series like Ninja Gaiden or Souls or something, they'd just run you over with combo attacks.
Anonymous No.719204414 >>719205086
>>719204053
>Kirby 64
You mean Kirby GCN
Anonymous No.719205086
>>719204414
No, they said Kirby 64.
Anonymous No.719205316
>>719197968
drawcia was never implied to be related to Dark Matter
she, paintra and vividria are something else entirely
Anonymous No.719205338 >>719205582 >>719205591
>>719204153
That makes me wonder, how much of a nightmare would it be to fight Metaknight in a Souls game? Especially considering how small he is.
Anonymous No.719205582 >>719206124
>>719205338
If I wasn't worried about it eating into main game development, a Meta Knight spin-off that basically works as a more difficult evolution off Forgotten Land's gameplay could be fantastic.
Anonymous No.719205591
>>719205338
Metaknight May Cry
Anonymous No.719205723 >>719205867 >>719205917 >>719205961 >>719205968
What the fuck was his problem?
Anonymous No.719205867
>>719205723
Kirby just won't walk around him.
Anonymous No.719205917
>>719205723
Anonymous No.719205961
>>719205723
Anime made this make sense. But some games you’re saving him because he’s corrupted.
Anonymous No.719205968
>>719205723
long beef
Anonymous No.719206023 >>719206076 >>719208129
>>719183003 (OP)
>star allies is complete shit but look it has heckling retarded autistic lore
Trannys ruined kirby discourse for me.
Anonymous No.719206076 >>719206146 >>719208129
>>719206023
It’s the only thing keeping the game afloat besides the music.
Anonymous No.719206123
>>719183515
>continues to be evil by scamming people with apples
Anonymous No.719206124
>>719205582
Mata Knight: Bounty Hunter
Anonymous No.719206146 >>719206190 >>719206602 >>719206784 >>719208129
>>719206076
star allies is worse in every way to the 3ds games.
Anonymous No.719206190 >>719206389
>>719206146
It is. It’s worse than RTDL too, especially DX.
Actually, fuck it. I thought Squeak Squad was better.
Anonymous No.719206251
>>719199596
>why are there no guardians, divine beasts, or the normal shrines, and why is there suddenly zonai shit everywhere in totk?
>aonuma: dunno lol. just cuz idk
Anonymous No.719206296 >>719206754 >>719210725
>>719198587
This. It's no Yoko Taro hellscape of all these interconnecting elements and bleak worldbuilding, but the juxtaposition it has with these extremely cute characters and an art style that's something out of a sugary children's book make it just a little more interesting than usual. Most normies would be stunned if you told them that at some point the Kirby series features the story of a father desperately searching for his supposedly dead daughter only to lose his mind and have his soul become assimilated into a machine doing what it can to turn everything into technology. The reason is because when most people think of a plot like that, their mind goes to something more cyberpunk dystopian, not something like pic related.

If anything, I suppose I can admit that it is a bit of a cheap novelty. We've seen a lot of the whole "ohh, look at this, something cute is actually pretty dark and spooky!!!!1", but I think Kirby as a series makes a difference in the absolute sincerity of how goddamn adorable it still is. Even the scary world-ending abomination summoned by a death cult still has some sort of squishy soft element to it. The art direction is rarely (if ever) compromised by how serious the worldbuilding can get. But even this might get old one day, but for now, I'm still having fun with it. Props to Forgotten Land for doing something a little different instead of going the obvious direction of "space virus comes to this world and kills everything" and instead making it "space virus gets put in a jar and treated like a funny zoo attraction until the people who sealed it up got bored and left it for someone else to deal with lol"
Anonymous No.719206389
>>719206190
Unironically made my drop the franchise even rainbow curse and Battle Royale were more fun (yes I was that big of a fan I bought those flops) than star allies it was an even bigger joke at launch.
Anonymous No.719206464
>>719183003 (OP)
YOOO DIS BABY CARTOON BE GOIN HARD
DID YOU KNOW MARIO IS ACTUALLY A DRUGGIE WHO EATS MUSHROOMS??!? 18++++ DIS SHIT BE HEAVY
Anonymous No.719206602 >>719206753
>>719206146
I had fun with Star Allies but it is a stepdown from Planet Robobot in Level design.
Anonymous No.719206674
>>719186083
I'm inclined to believe he's gonna be in Star Crossed World. No clue if that's canon or not.
And if he isn't, it's either gonna be a giant version of the crystal miniboss, or it'll be Elfilis again.
Anonymous No.719206753 >>719206957 >>719207405
>>719206602
Same. I liked it since the true arena equivalent is one of the best in the series but designing the main game's levels around 4 player was a mistake. Heroes in another dimension was great at least.
Anonymous No.719206754
>>719206296
The juxtaposition is actually somewhat common in Japanese media for kids. It just shocks western viewers. Kirby has a lot of similarities to mahou shoujo like Princess Tutu or Sailor Moon. And it might be intentional, as Kirby has done merchandise collabs with some of those series. As well as some of Kirby's powers/anime appearances literally being a parody of mahou shoujo staffs and transformations.
Anonymous No.719206757
>>719192992
It's an anonymous message board, I don't even know who you think you are, quite literally. You aren't Kirby, that's for damn sure.
Anonymous No.719206784
>>719206146
I thought it was a good package by the end of its updates. I think it gets brought down by the gimmick of the game being those friendship abilities they really arent all that engaging.
Anonymous No.719206817 >>719206936
>>719198587
No it's fucking not. They don't actually explain anything. It's just bits and pieces of flavor text that have to be stitched together by the fanbase. That's bad worldbuilding
Anonymous No.719206936
>>719206817
What don't they explain?
Anonymous No.719206957 >>719207152
>>719206753
>the true arena equivalent is one of the best in the series
The true arena is piss easy even with the hammer nerf the one in robobot is a million times better and actually difficult because they don't give you a ton of healing items and allies
Anonymous No.719207072
>>719183338
So you miss when Kirby only had 1 game?
Because all this stuff started with Kirby's Adventure on the NES
Anonymous No.719207093
Cock and ball torture part 45
ft.Susie
Anonymous No.719207152 >>719207293 >>719207683
>>719206957
I did the Robobot one first try with no powerups, the True arena in Star Allies is an actual balls to the wall hard challenge.
Anonymous No.719207293
>>719207152
Doubt it
Anonymous No.719207386
RTDL DX had the best true arena
Anonymous No.719207405
>>719206753
The final True Arena on max difficulty actually took me a few times to do, was fun doing it with Meta Knight and King Dedede at least. I got a lot of mileage out of the Guest Star mode and playing the other characters as they all have such great movesets.
Anonymous No.719207683 >>719207875
>>719207152
Star Allies has the advantage of just sheer number of bosses plus just how much damage the bosses can do, especially the three sister mages all at once.
Anonymous No.719207691
I like that Kirby has neat lore and references that tie things together. Triple Deluxe and Planet Robobot really want hard with all that. HAL likes to give fan service this way, which is really nice. It was especially ballsy for how they handled the Planet Robobot final boss. I think most people that played it reacted 'lol this is so random', while the more familiar Kirby fans reacted like 'holy shit its [redacted] from [redacted]'.
Anonymous No.719207875 >>719208037 >>719208079 >>719208362
>>719207683
You really think a back to back fight with Dark Matter queen Sectonia and Galacta knight is easier than the Mage-Sisters, please.
Anonymous No.719208037 >>719208304
>>719207875
NTA but Dark Matter was pretty simple, Sectonia wasn't based off of her EX version iirc, and Galacta Knight is the same fight from RTDL but with one new move where you just stand in a corner.
Star Dream Soul OS is the hardest of them purely due to the ending that caught too many people off guard, getting hit by one basically kills you iirc. Nu-Magalor Soul in RTDL DX has a troll black hole change to take away your ability but it's not that hard otherwise.
Anonymous No.719208079 >>719208304
>>719207875
yes actually, their movesets arent very hard to read. the three sister mages are a complete clusterfuck their moves completely fill the screen.
Anonymous No.719208129
>>719206023
>>719206076
>>719206146
All of you are retarded faggots, that is all
Anonymous No.719208175 >>719212970
I should become Kirby
Anonymous No.719208280
>magalor's grand idea at redeeming himself is to sell microtransactions in a freemium game
Anonymous No.719208304 >>719208352 >>719208396
>>719208037
Its harder than anything in Star allies and you dont have 4 other teammates and tons of heals. OS dream is much harder and better final boss than void termina.
>>719208079
Thats only because the game lags just spam the fire sword combo for invincibility and high damage and its easy.
Anonymous No.719208352
>>719208304
anon, what part of no power ups did you not understand
Anonymous No.719208362 >>719208521
>>719207875
I mainly use Cutter and Sword in True Arena, though I used Hammer when playing it when was new. The Three Mage Sisters are 3 opponents using many hectic attacks that do lots of damage if they hit you and are guaranteed to hit your allies with their struggling AI, even when playing as the busted allies with element buffs they can really fuck you up before the other maxed out bosses.
Anonymous No.719208396 >>719208604 >>719208639 >>719211734
>>719208304
I really don't remember, did Star Allies give a ton of heals for the Soul Melter EX++ Kirby Must Die mode? I remember Ultimate Cup Z gave a ton and it was only 12 bosses.
Anonymous No.719208521 >>719208784
>>719208362
Did you guys play the same game lol you literally spam the fire sword combo and never die
Anonymous No.719208604
>>719208396
You can bring Chef Kawasaki who has heals but I never do that, You get about 6 healing items for Soul Melter EX if I recall.
Anonymous No.719208639
>>719208396
No. Pretty sure it just gives you 6 normal tomatoes and it either removes or severely limits healing moves like Adeline's fridge.
Anonymous No.719208642
>>719183338
Kirby fights and kills a demon at the end of the same game.
Anonymous No.719208657 >>719209221
>>719202426
He’s at least 1000+ years old. It’s mentioned he sealed DMK in the mirror 1000 years ago, and that Sectonia had been assimilating creatures for the past 1000 years owing to DMK’s corruption.
Anonymous No.719208784
>>719208521
I always try to swap elements for whatever worked best but I also do remember it not being hard until the final update the game had. I did have trouble with Robot's true arena on the final boss but I usually don't struggle as much as I did back in 2014 with Triple Deluxe since Pyribbit and Sectonia Soul would give me the biggest trouble.
Anonymous No.719209221 >>719209950 >>719211471
>>719208657
>sealed DMK in the mirror
>the guy who literally can use mirrors
>Kirby destroys him and kills Dark Mind
>King Dedede further buries DMK
>brings him back with that Wand in Star Allies
>hes just going about his day freely in Dreamland now
Kirby made a lot of mistakes but this one was the biggest by far
Anonymous No.719209950
>>719209221
DMK had a heart to heart with Shadow Kirby and is now on the path to redemption. So it's fine.
Anonymous No.719210413 >>719212915
>>719183003 (OP)
Fecto Elfilis kinda hot tho can't lie
Anonymous No.719210551
>>719190003
Yes???
Anonymous No.719210725
>>719206296
the big difference with kirby is that despite having nightmarish lore, it never ever breaks away from its sugary visuals, and it never ditches the kiddy image. i.e. you don't see burning skulls raining down, lasers firing from orbit and shattering the world to pieces, inhabitants crushed to a pulp by falling debris, burning to death, puking out their entrails, engaging in debauchery, invaders razing the town and executing stragglers, etc. like you'd expect in your typical subversion of cutesy sugary series. all the horrific implications are never explicitly shown and are left as an exercise to the reader
Anonymous No.719210985
>>719193106
>nintendo
>non-mario
no such thing
>zelda
doesn't exist
Anonymous No.719211471 >>719211913
>>719209221
Kirby just wished up a Dark Meta Knight that was chill
Anonymous No.719211734
>>719208396
Soul Melter EX had six heals in the waiting rooms - two tomatoes (1/4 health), two drinks (1/2 health), and two maxim tomatoes (full health). People also use Chef Kawasaki or Vividria as a CPU to get additional heals.
Anonymous No.719211902
>>719184625
>real kirby fans don't entertain this garbage
No? People like that are secondaries, they are not Kirby fanatics, "real" Kirby fans engage with every part of this franchise, including the lore.
>Fanatic, noun: a person who is extremely interested in something, to a degree that some people find unreasonable
Anonymous No.719211913
>>719211471
>Kirby, thank you for saving me again. You may wish for one thing.
>Borb!
>Kirby, Meta Knight is right there.
>Borb!
>....okay, does this count?
>Poyo!
Anonymous No.719212090
>>719190227
>Unironically el hermano
Based
Anonymous No.719212127 >>719212342
>>719190281
Who the fuck is this
Anonymous No.719212179
Ultimate Cup Z EX was kind of a stupid idea, there’s only one actual new boss in it and the mid bosses just have the new designs and attacks from SCW. They should’ve just added the SCW final boss the Ultimate Cup Z and kept the upgraded Chaos Elfilis like how RTDLDX added the Magolor Epilogue bosses to the True Arena.
Anonymous No.719212301 >>719212650 >>719212820
>>719183003 (OP)
Why did they "LE EDGY" Gooey when his original character boils down to calling Zero a faggot and going to hang out with Kirby instead?
Anonymous No.719212342 >>719214051
>>719212127
Forma ultra abominación del hermano de Jiren
Anonymous No.719212639
does the DLC unlock in 1.5 hours or nah?
Anonymous No.719212650
>>719212301
They didn't.
>What time is it
Is supposed to add back in the light-hearted tone of the Japanese. The issue is that the JP built on the joke throughout the entry while the english crams in all into a single zinger.
Anonymous No.719212820
>>719212301
I mean Gooey was never a borderline intelligent character ever. Just look at him...
Anonymous No.719212915
>>719210413
just wait until you see his older brother
Anonymous No.719212970
>>719208175
do it anon.
Anonymous No.719213521 >>719213598 >>719213665 >>719213674 >>719213796 >>719213883 >>719213963 >>719215434
What are the best Kirby games to try? I've never disliked the few I've played but I guess I dont seek them out. If it's easily emulatable that's even better since work has me living in hotels.
Anonymous No.719213598
>>719213521
Super Star Ultra
64
Robobot
Forgotten Land
Those are the best.
Anonymous No.719213665
>>719213521
any kirby is a joy to play so just go with whatever looks cool. If you want easy to emulate ones, you may as well start with the basics, so Kirby Dreamland, Kirby Adventure, Dreamland 2 and Dreamland 3
They are quite short with exception Dreamland 3

If you strictly want the best ones:
>Forgotten Land
>Return to Dreamland Deluxe
>Planet Robobot
>Super Star Ultra
Anonymous No.719213674
>>719213521
Kirby's adventure is a good place to start
Anonymous No.719213796
>>719213521
Every Nintendo console except the 64 is easy as fuck to emulate, and there's at least 1 Kirby game on all of them.
Anonymous No.719213883
>>719213521
Kirby's Adventure.
Dream Course.
Kirby 64.
Air Ride.
Super Star Ultra.
Return to Dreamland or Triple Deluxe.
Anonymous No.719213963
>>719213521
In my opinion, the best and most quintessential Kirby experience games are:
Kirby Superstar (the 'Ultra' remake is great too)
Kirby Adventure (the 'Nightmare in Dreamland' remake is also great too, the original has a bit more soul but both are great)
Kirby and the Amazing Mirror
Kirby 64
You really can't go wrong with any of the mainline games though:
>https://wikirby.com/wiki/Kirby_(series)#Main_series
My personal favorites are: Kirby Superstar Ultra, Planet Robobot, and Dreamland 3.
Anonymous No.719214051 >>719214143
>>719212342
Can I get a quick run down
Anonymous No.719214134
>>719191843
You're throwing an auistic temper tantrum while calling other people manchildren. You need to off yourself.
Anonymous No.719214143
>>719214051
I made that name up entirely. I have no idea who that is, looks to be someones OC of Jiren based on google results.
Anonymous No.719214346 >>719214517 >>719215330
Galacta Knight jump scare.
Anonymous No.719214517
>>719214346
>Arena hub starts to blast Iceberg theme
Anonymous No.719214534 >>719214648
So is the DLC even worth it or should I just watch it on YouTube like I did with Magolor Epilogue?
Anonymous No.719214648 >>719215176
>>719214534
If you want to get shitstomped pretty hard, go for the DLC
If you are a pussy, just watch someone else get stomped on youtube
Anonymous No.719215176
>>719214648
I'm 5 levels in and it's pretty fun. ZEX might be hard but it's still Kirby difficulty right now, hardest parts are getting all the starmen first try because some of the level quests are pretty random.
Anonymous No.719215330 >>719215440
>>719214346
genuinely the best use of galacta after KSSU
>credits hiding the secret boss was new at this point
>most people probably skip it because they think it's the same ending
>play true arena
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo0OgjL2m04 starts playing for lor and HR-D3's lobby
>shitsgettingreal.jpg
>oh fuck what is that/is that who i think it is
>oh he's a little easy what the fu
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MpIVIOKNLU at half health
Anonymous No.719215434
>>719213521
It depends entirely what you want as Kirby is an experimental series with many different gameplay types. But the ones I consider to be the best are Adventure, Crystal Shards, Return to Dreamland and Canvas Curse. You should also probably try Nightmare in Dreamland, Super Star and Forgotten Land (which I almost want to put in the top with the others).
Anonymous No.719215440
>>719215330
Only because we saw Galacta Knight DIE in KSSU. He has never died since, we see him either running away or getting sealed, so we know for a fact he'll be back.