/pw/ - Professional Wrestling

Name this new stable

Another brother finally saw the light...

While WWE is doing absolutely everything wrong AEW is doing everything absolutely VERY WELL (except the shit about the new championship, that's stupid).

It's only a matter of time before all the busty piggies accept the truth...

Doesn't realize this makes the WWE product look bad? This is some dirtsheet level shit you only read on reddit. They need to switch out that fucking retarded that writes for them.

>empty arenas
>no viewers
>abysmal Cagematch rating

How did Tony fumbled THIS?!?!

Y'all folx... can't even!
>earth-shattering boos
Oh what now, y'all gonna invalidate me?
>XE'S A POOHEAD!
>XE'S A POOHEAD!
When I pin y'alls goat i'm finna spend my bonus on gender-affirming care!
>*crowd throws batteries into the ring*
FRICK THIS, I'M SKIDDADLING POSTHASTE

It's late and I want to reminiscence about Randy Savage.
His heart exploded during a drive with his wife in 2011, nearly killing her as well.
>https://www.wrestlinginc.com/news/2011/05/dusty-rhodes-how-savage-walked-away-from-wrestling-539942/
>What was Randy doing from 2004 to his death?
From what I know, he, at the VERY least, kept on making appearances and collaborating with kids' charity events like showing up at children's hospitals and doing call-in tellathon type fundraising shit. If You were not aware about his early 2000s feats, he showed up in the first Spiderman movie AND he made that rap album, mostly to shit all over Hogan.

>Cena's retirement match a month away
>Nowhere close to being sold out

Is WWE is dying that badly or did they just fuck his retirement run so badly nobody cares?

>WWE revenue increased $75.8 million last quarter to a total of $402.1 million
>mentally ill smarks who couldn't run a lemonade stand are trying to say that Endeavor is eager to get rid of this wildly successful company

Would you pop?

What sport has produced the best wrestlers?

>kills the hype of WWF in the early 2000s as the top pushed talent
>kills the hype of WWE in the early 2020s as the head booker
So, how does it feel knowing that this piece of mentally ill subhuman garbage Triple H is objectively the WOAT?

in today’s Hew Ew Lee Johnson says his mom has a youtube channel call Sweet Lemon. Is picrel his mom?

Just found out about /pw/

It always looks weird when wrestlers come out wearing a t-shirt and panties

thicc mama

This is the game.

For me, it's Curt Hennig. I want to tell him he was my perfect friend.

BOBBY FISH GETTING JIGGY WITH IT
JUST LIKE KENDRICK AT THE SUPERBOWL
>move happens
WAOW!

Hey /pw/
I can smell the wrestling bubble about to burst.
Consider this is a warning.

Sincerely, /biz/

>not so long ago Smackdown was doing over 2 milly every week

what happen

Would Anna Jay get over in WWE?

There is nothing more cringe in wrestling than well established stars in big promotions romanticising the idea of finishing their careers in empty bingo halls. It just screams "poser". They do not understand the struggle of never making it. They can't understand the grind of not knowing if you'll make it through the next year on a handshake and a hot dog. They only started doing it once there was a rich mark they could swindle out of money for less work. It's like when an unc tries to relate to kids on fortnite. They never have to face the grim reality that they are one injury away from financial ruin at all times. They know that even if AEW doesn't work out, they can always go back to WWE. It's just feels so fake and like a slap in the face of fans who supported them through good and bad just so they can get one last check from a retard with a huge wallet. For them it's a nostalgic cameo, for real ones it's their entire career trajectory.

>Smackdown is flopping
>Raw is all recycled matches
>AEW is gay and no one watches
>NJPW sitting in the cuck chair as an AEW guy holds their title hostage
>Marigold's Grand Destiny BOMBED and the promotion sucks
Is Stardom the only good promotion right now? Chat, I think wrestling is cooked.

This is the destination for all based webms, brother
On tonight's docket: Hard-hitting action from six promotions! NJPW, DDT, AJPW, GLEAT, DragonGate and Kakuto Tanteidan!

SLOPPY SHOP

I think /pw/ actively dampens my enjoyment of pro-wrestling.

Should have been him starring that movie of the same name instead of Arnold

They say when you drink, the real you comes out. Ricky said he gets a lisp when he drinks. What does he mean by that?

just beat the absolute fucking SHIT out of my kids

Ridge Holland

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Schedule
11.15 LOVE & PEACE @ JioSpace, Selangor, Malaysia (VOD)[17:00 MYT]
11.19 TJPW INSPIRATION #10 @ Shinkiba 1stRING, Tokyo (LIVE)[19:00 JST]
11.22 Uta Takami's Hometown Triumphant Performance - Million Koku Smile in Kanazawa @ Kanazawa Distribution Hall, Ishikawa (VOD)[13:00 JST]
11.24 TJPW Organizing Festival Part 1 Team TJ @ Itabashi Green Hall, Tokyo (VOD)[12:30 JST]
11.24 TJPW Organizing Festival Part 2 Team PW @ Itabashi Green Hall, Tokyo (VOD)[16:30 JST]
11.29 Step Forward '25 @ Azalea Taisho Hall, Osaka (VOD)[17:30 JST]

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DPW shutting down is the official beginning of the end for American wrestling.

His signature rivalry is with Randy Orton, but he and Randy had awful chemistry. Edge, Batista, Phil, Shawn, etc were all moments in time so they can't qualify as being his "Signature rivalry"

RIP

Gimmie a fuckin mic. Last night's Collision was the first time I watched AEW since like 2019, and I'm going to give it to you straight: WWE may be for children and slow adults, but AEW is legitimately programming for autistic people. Leave the tranny memes aside, you literally have to have shoot autism spectrum disorder to enjoy this. Every single aspect of the presentation is designed to make it maximally appealing to neurodivergent individuals whose autistic "special interest" is obese smark-bait pro wrestling. It has the autistic energy of late 90s wrestling newsgroups, which makes sense, given that Tony K. literally used to post on the DVDVR board, the single biggest hive of spazzes and spergs in wrestling history. Enjoying AEW unironically requires "I sim matches on Fire Pro" level autism. It requires "I'm 40 and have a fig federation in my bedroom" level autism. This is why normal people can't enjoy this product: your brain literally has to be wired in an abnormal way for it to make sense: it will not compute to people not on the spectrum. Your neurons shoot have to be misaligned to find this entertaining. It's no wonder that AEW fans literally need to go to sensory deprivation rooms in the middle of the show. If you watch this shit, you unironically are eligible for social services and should probably invest more time in studying trains or vacuum cleaner parts. Put on your Velcro shoes and go for a walk or something. Anything is better than this. Fuck WWE too, btw.

Smarks are Niggas

>push foids
>this happens

make a lifetime achievement award for tony and vince, Tegan Nox is this years KWABOTY

Jannetty's too easy. who was the Michaels?

What did they mean by this

Tony... Paul...
It's time.

Just found out that Chris Benoit died. Is the rest of the family okay?

>wins Andre The Giant Battle Royal

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zyNNhap74ao