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7/23/2025, 9:47:40 PM
7/23/2025, 4:49:44 AM
7/22/2025, 10:29:52 PM
>>213039736
Boah da mal ne Gaströte
Boah da mal ne Gaströte
7/22/2025, 3:51:32 AM
7/19/2025, 7:44:11 AM
>>715852294
Not quite the same
>You find out a song is actually a remix when you hear the original in a porno.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g8QkkwBI-U
https://www.whoreshub.com/videos/314343/esperanza-gomez-cock-crazed-cougar-in-the-club/ (Starts playing at 00:49)
Not quite the same
>You find out a song is actually a remix when you hear the original in a porno.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g8QkkwBI-U
https://www.whoreshub.com/videos/314343/esperanza-gomez-cock-crazed-cougar-in-the-club/ (Starts playing at 00:49)
7/16/2025, 8:44:42 AM
>Girlfriend moves in with me
>First thing she does is "donates" my porn stash to the dump
>"I am your porn now, we live together, you can have sex any time you want!"
>Tell her it's sex time
>"No, I'm busy, maybe later"
>Get more porn
>She gets upset, tells me to throw it away
>"No, I'm busy, maybe later"
>"NOOO I'M THE ONLY GIRL YOU SHOULD WANT!"
>Tell her it's not about me wanting them, it's about turning me on
>"I'LL GET NAKED FOR YOU. JUST ASK!"
>Tell her she's already refused several times
>"I'M NOT JUST YOUR SEX SLAVE!"
>Ok. Well porn doesn't need asking
>"YOU SHOULD ONLY GET OFF TO ME! I DON'T WANT YOU LOOKING AT OTHER GIRLS!"
>Bet.
>Take some 4K videos of her the next time we fuck
>Set a picture of her bent over on all fours on the bed with my dick inside her as my desktop background and bent over with her legs together as my lock screen
>She finally sees it
>"I DIDN'T SAY YOU COULD DO THAT! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!? THAT WASN'T CONSENTUAL! TAKE THOSE OFF NOW!"
>Tell her that she said it's fine as long as I'm only masturbating to her and that she said I should only be looking at her
>"I DIDN'T SAY YOU COULD TAKE PICTURES OF ME! DELETE THEM NOW!"
>No.
>She waits until I'm at work and destroys my computer
>Come back, see it, argument, kick her out
It's not about morality, it's about control.
>First thing she does is "donates" my porn stash to the dump
>"I am your porn now, we live together, you can have sex any time you want!"
>Tell her it's sex time
>"No, I'm busy, maybe later"
>Get more porn
>She gets upset, tells me to throw it away
>"No, I'm busy, maybe later"
>"NOOO I'M THE ONLY GIRL YOU SHOULD WANT!"
>Tell her it's not about me wanting them, it's about turning me on
>"I'LL GET NAKED FOR YOU. JUST ASK!"
>Tell her she's already refused several times
>"I'M NOT JUST YOUR SEX SLAVE!"
>Ok. Well porn doesn't need asking
>"YOU SHOULD ONLY GET OFF TO ME! I DON'T WANT YOU LOOKING AT OTHER GIRLS!"
>Bet.
>Take some 4K videos of her the next time we fuck
>Set a picture of her bent over on all fours on the bed with my dick inside her as my desktop background and bent over with her legs together as my lock screen
>She finally sees it
>"I DIDN'T SAY YOU COULD DO THAT! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!? THAT WASN'T CONSENTUAL! TAKE THOSE OFF NOW!"
>Tell her that she said it's fine as long as I'm only masturbating to her and that she said I should only be looking at her
>"I DIDN'T SAY YOU COULD TAKE PICTURES OF ME! DELETE THEM NOW!"
>No.
>She waits until I'm at work and destroys my computer
>Come back, see it, argument, kick her out
It's not about morality, it's about control.
7/13/2025, 7:28:52 PM
>>280533467
>It's been 10 years since Shimoneta aired.
>It's been 10 years since Prison School aired.
>It's been 10 years since MonMusu aired.
>It's been 10 years since NNB Repeat aired.
>It's been 10 years since Umaru-chan aired.
>It's been 10 years since Overlord aired.
>It's been 10 years since Shimoneta aired.
>It's been 10 years since Prison School aired.
>It's been 10 years since MonMusu aired.
>It's been 10 years since NNB Repeat aired.
>It's been 10 years since Umaru-chan aired.
>It's been 10 years since Overlord aired.
7/11/2025, 7:11:28 AM
guys I burned my 44,000 logs, had to buy more, and still don't want to play skyrim.
I want to want to play skyrim, but I don't want to play skyrim, what do I do?? I spent so much time on modding too.
usually I watch videos or streams of people playing a game to get in the mood for it, but most people play vanilla or shitty modlists so it has the opposite effect.
I want to want to play skyrim, but I don't want to play skyrim, what do I do?? I spent so much time on modding too.
usually I watch videos or streams of people playing a game to get in the mood for it, but most people play vanilla or shitty modlists so it has the opposite effect.
7/10/2025, 6:46:58 AM
7/8/2025, 10:25:44 PM
>>714895180
holy shit he’s still at it two years on, I can’t imagine hating a game/series so much you dedicate your life to it
holy shit he’s still at it two years on, I can’t imagine hating a game/series so much you dedicate your life to it
7/5/2025, 6:46:33 AM
6/30/2025, 10:53:52 AM
>>33294470
remember moving south temporarily and having a gal clinging at my arm within a week of me being there. I didn't even reject her, but i knew i was only there for a bit, so i kind of just shrugged her off. i still think of going back and marrying my sweetheart, but i know the job market is non-existent down there, assuming she would even still be there. fuck i miss her.
remember moving south temporarily and having a gal clinging at my arm within a week of me being there. I didn't even reject her, but i knew i was only there for a bit, so i kind of just shrugged her off. i still think of going back and marrying my sweetheart, but i know the job market is non-existent down there, assuming she would even still be there. fuck i miss her.
6/30/2025, 4:30:02 AM
6/29/2025, 10:27:23 AM
>>713964598
Sort of. She's a project manager at a tech company now. When we met she was a NEET too. We got a flat together and basically lived on welfare which was below the poverty line but we really didn't need much to be happy. We had a 1 bedroom apartment, a collection of vidya and a motorbike. She has a degree, I never finished highschool.
So in what felt like no time flat I knocked her up. It wasn't even an accident. She just hated condoms and sometimes the horny little shit wouldn't let me pull out because she got off on the danger. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. When our son came along she went ahead and got a junior PM job and left me to take care of the kid all day, but we both felt bad that we were a single income household and couldn't afford the stuff the kid needs to thrive. I don't want to raise a kid on slop. I don't want to shop for his clothes at goodwill. I don't want him going to a terrible basketball-american riddled school etc etc.
So I did what any retard without a highschool diploma would do. I lied on my resumes and got a basic tech support job and then worked my tits off over 5 years to get into a management role. We both work from home so it's no big deal. We saved like hell and put a downpayment on a house, leased a car, and from the outside looking in you'd think we definitely have our shit together and always have, but my god I miss that 4 year window at the start where all we did was screw, drink, smoke and play video games. Now I'm pulling overtime left and right so the kid can keep attending a private school, we make sure he has everything he needs, take him out to cool places and whatevers left we're throwing at the mortgage every year.
Sort of. She's a project manager at a tech company now. When we met she was a NEET too. We got a flat together and basically lived on welfare which was below the poverty line but we really didn't need much to be happy. We had a 1 bedroom apartment, a collection of vidya and a motorbike. She has a degree, I never finished highschool.
So in what felt like no time flat I knocked her up. It wasn't even an accident. She just hated condoms and sometimes the horny little shit wouldn't let me pull out because she got off on the danger. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. When our son came along she went ahead and got a junior PM job and left me to take care of the kid all day, but we both felt bad that we were a single income household and couldn't afford the stuff the kid needs to thrive. I don't want to raise a kid on slop. I don't want to shop for his clothes at goodwill. I don't want him going to a terrible basketball-american riddled school etc etc.
So I did what any retard without a highschool diploma would do. I lied on my resumes and got a basic tech support job and then worked my tits off over 5 years to get into a management role. We both work from home so it's no big deal. We saved like hell and put a downpayment on a house, leased a car, and from the outside looking in you'd think we definitely have our shit together and always have, but my god I miss that 4 year window at the start where all we did was screw, drink, smoke and play video games. Now I'm pulling overtime left and right so the kid can keep attending a private school, we make sure he has everything he needs, take him out to cool places and whatevers left we're throwing at the mortgage every year.
6/28/2025, 3:48:14 PM
6/28/2025, 5:39:19 AM
6/26/2025, 1:16:51 PM
>>212131100
what the fuck
what the fuck
6/25/2025, 12:11:14 AM
>>713542513
>>713539690
>>713543734
>game with the worse gameplay is beloved by the mentally ill
really tickles the head meat
>>713539690
>>713543734
>game with the worse gameplay is beloved by the mentally ill
really tickles the head meat
6/21/2025, 1:23:07 AM
6/19/2025, 2:35:16 AM
>>713042204
i always thought this was a silent ad campaign for monster energy just because of the constant prominent can lazilly photoshopped in rather than the guy holding it which would have been the more legit shitposter thing to do
i always thought this was a silent ad campaign for monster energy just because of the constant prominent can lazilly photoshopped in rather than the guy holding it which would have been the more legit shitposter thing to do
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