imagine getting in an uber in banbury and you see this face in the driver's seat, you'd know youre in good hands.

Shippy looks quintessentially neanderthalian.

shippy can't procreate because no woman voluntarily wants to carry his neanderthal seed

Would you offer this man anal sex?

Loves a chicken korma (He does), but hates the hands that cook it
Pinch a cheeky bottom, says there's never harm in looking (C'mon love)
Take him anywhere and you'll regret you ever took him
Away to Spain again, the lads just made a cheeky booking, wahey
Shout at locals (Oi, you mug), drunken scuffling
He's always right and nobody can tell him nothing (No)
Dancing round the room, look at how his feet are shuffling (Look at him go)
As he makes obnoxious phone calls, trying to get them drugs in

What do you reckon, one or two? (How you doing, son?)
Get a few, what's the plan?
Just another day in the life of a big dumb man

Yeah, he's a man
Yeah, he's a proper manly man
You little boys just really wouldn't understand
Yeah, he's a man
Yeah, he's a proper manly man
You little boys just really wouldn't understand

Fat balding low IQ virgin with zero friends IRL

>>81703841
Shippy isn't an incel. He's had sex with multiple women.

>>81621866
Very difficult to attract a woman when you look half ape half man

Shippy looks like he is a few steps in evolution behind

Greg Austin, 21, admitted failing to protect a black and white male cat named Bobbin from pain, suffering, injury or disease by failing to adequately treat his flea infestation between December 3 last year and January 1 this year in Belgrave Crescent, Banbury. Given a 12-month conditional discharge and told to pay a 15 pound victims' surcharge and 250 pound costs.

Shippy eats (a lot) while driving (for minimum wage).