>>>/tv/

SHRED IT

I WANNA HEAR YOU PLAY

SHRED IT

Not a walking simulator btw

>>714134545
This is actual "gameplay" btw

Kare wa gay desu

>>713673294
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Death Stranding. The gameplay is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the trigger buttons most of the traversal will go over a typical gamer's head. There's also Kojima's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his writing - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Hollywood movies, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these references, to realize that they're not just films - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Death Stranding truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the meaning behind Amelie's existential catchphrase "Like Mario and Princess 'Beach'" which itself is a cryptic reference to videogame classic, Super Mario Bros. 2. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Kojima's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Norman Reedus tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

Somebody at work said that I look like a school shooter today. I imagine it was meant in good humour and everyone else ran damage control and assured me it wasn't the case, but then again, maybe that's just because they feel the same way? I think I'm just being needlessly edgy there, generally speaking I get the impression people at work like me but it's also more than apparent that they think I'm a bit touched. As in, there are staff that are a decade younger than me who speak to me like I'm a child or something. It's not too sociopathic to be aware of this but use it to my advantage to some degree? I work very hard but I think I unconsciously exploit this fact to avoid certain kinds of work, and I get away with it because they all think I'm strange. For a very long time I've been trying to be more "normal" through my own surreal methods that in themselves are pretty "abnormal". But why contain it? If people think I'm slightly 'tarded, why pretend I'm not? It's not like it even works, why not go fully into it? Why not become one of those gross hairy vtuber watching types that aren't ashamed of being terminally online? Why not embrace my degenerate impulses and stop trying to control them? Ah, these are the thoughts and priorities of a child. That explains it all.

>>713613396
>tfw you stop caring