>>22983524
you should cook for mommyleaks sometime
she works hard for you to NEET around all day on the 4chans doggie

>>532482564
And that's just the ones they didn't delete. The real good posts get deleted. Sad!

>>212978994
he is dead stoned
look at this junkie eyes of his

>>212972561
The Rolex, he took it. He wore it.

>>212947470
>never gets booked on any podcast other than sam's ever again in your path

>Do you think I'm making it up? It's the truth. I have no competitors. I have no adversaries. No one compares with me.
>Sucks to hear, Fuck you if you don't like it. I'll eat bread and olive oil. I don't care. Oh, you think I'm lying? I'm not.
>I could be dead tomorrow. Who is my adversary? Who's my equal? Who's my competitor? Nobody.
>Are you kidding me? I could be dead tomorrow. I put away your makeup. I won't suck a fake dick. I need a real cock just in my mouth.
>Like Sam. What do you why are you fucking embarrassed. I'm embarrassed? They're telling me I should be embarrassed? They're saying I'm embarrassed.
>I'm not. Oh, no. Oh, no. You're not embarrassed. They're not telling me I should be embarrassed, am I?

>so sam goes on a podcast with his goons, acting like a big shot, thinking he invented absurdist, layered irony based comedy
>he does not realize it was already thoroughly explored decades ago by the boomers in films like airplane and the naked gun
>harland, fully aware of sams schtick, throws in a few light jabs
>sam becomes flustered
>he did not expect anyone else to follow along with what he believes is complex, high iq humor
>trying to reassert himself as the king of ironic comedy, he flips the table, both literally and figuratively, in an attempt to outdo the absurdity

>212961053
>epstein

Is there a gorilla in this room or what?

Ahem

I'm Cryokeen i was a big fan until they flew me out humilated me assaulted me and I felt very unsafe so I left here's a qrd

https://youtu.be/SKm5R81PqXM?si=4zEDHbD7XfQ8n998

I was a huge fan of Sam and Jet until they complete fucked me over I've gotten hundreds kf hate messages and death threats

OH LOOK IM A BIG GORILLA LIKE SAM HYDE LOOK AT ME IM A BIG GORILLA

https://youtube.com/shorts/48q8BKeeAaQ?si=2k8MiK-MyN4oyE_G

Sam Hyde Beats Famous Hollywood Comedian Harland 62 year half death for 3 minutes :https://youtu.be/7DyLN3IVOG4[Open]

57 seconds SUPERCUT of Pure Sam Hyde Roid Rage
https://youtube.com/shorts/zS8IqksFr10

>>212855362
good post.

>>1371976

>supposedly a group of comedians
>just sit around awkwardly like a bunch of teenagers while the host intentionally misremembers their names and sam bombs trying to carry the podcast

>>212808536
It's all about Sam

.....

tight AND ripe

>>212775080
>HES A NERD
>HES SUCH A FUCKING NERD MAN

>Heavy lifting is done creatively around him.

>the gay nerd is doing it again

>Charls 'I told you so' smile

What's next for MDE after World Peace 2?

>>212750273
Is the gay nerd in the room with us right now, Charles?

why didn't they bring bill?

>tfw you were right about the fucking nerd all along

>>212745919
Turns out gay nerds ruin everything

>>212743920
chuckface