I find women to be excessively erratic and stressful, should I be gay instead?

I didn't even know what "Tea" was until today, and all it has done is made me even more happy that I don't date or even talk to women.

>song has the word "rock" in the hook
>song has the word "punk" in the hook

Girls are terrible at anal, they can't do anything better than the boys!

What if I love pussy but don't care for women?

Are they gonna release the Epstein list or not?

What are the essential functions of government?

I need today's talking points on the Epstein list.

>>937134677
>"torrent flicks"

Who the fuck talks like this? Are you an alien?

>>510322731
Having children just results in more souls being trapped in the matrix

I don't like being around old people because if they get pissed off they can kill you and they just don't care about any consequences

What's your retirement plan? Do you need to keep working into your 70s?

You guys spent the last 25 years laughing at the US for trying to be the "world police," but now that we're trying to pull back you still expect us to solve foreign conflicts. Why are you like this?

>>509849211
>>509851346
There were no jews

>>509802540
>and yeah they can protect you
But if you made your country safe you wouldn't need a bodyguard all the time.

My employer just asked for my 4chan post history. What do I do?

I'm joining the America Party. The two party system needs to end.

Does vaping make kids gay?

Salt's hrt tits are coming in.

Guys, I can't find "Pawkeystawn" on any map. Is it near "Eron"?

>>509037360
How come people constantly tell me "Pakistan is better than India"?

It is presently the month of "T'Chewn" as the Boomers say. Soon it will be "Chully"

I long to hear the screams of the tortured

>America is not a piggy bank full of unlimited money for you to take advantage of anymore
Why is this so hard for other countries to understand?

>>508879296
But what about the cease fire? Trump said that we had finally achieved peace in the Middle East... for real this time.

>>508680227
That process is more expensive and time-consuming than refining uranium

I have a "mind blowing" retirement plan, if you know what I mean. It's a "12 gauge" sort of a plan.

How much do gay prostitutes get paid? Financial situation looking grim tbqh fam

Forget Israel. You have to admit that Iran having a nuke would be a bad thing for the US

If a politician started basing their official decisions on their astrological Zodiac sign, horoscope, Tarot card readings, or tea leaves, we would see them as crazy. Why don't we see it as equally crazy when they base their decisions on religious faith?

If I could afford to live here I'd just leave the country.

But what if I don't want to have kids?

>>507473780
Just work 16 hours a day bro, no problem.

>>507417678
I wouldn't.

>>507290309
There is, it's called Vanilla ISIS

Calling someone a white woman is like calling a black person the n-word.

>>507287647
Calling someone a white woman is like calling a black person the n-word.

>>935735556
I seriously do not notice any smell at all.

So... how about that Israel?

How can we make today's kids more aware of Mork And Mindy?

>>935696732
Sounds like he got all the vaxxes