>>719824121
>Super Metroid is awful. Poor controls, samey environments, minimal worldbuilding, no fast travel, exceedingly finicky mechanics like shinespark and one-dimensional boss fights.
>People overrate it based purely off of nostalgia, but it has very little merit of its own once you rip away that sentimental bias.

>>719245523
>common W

>>719168395
>This thread is full of
>>Whaaaaa Whaaaaaa why is this game not catered to MEEEEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Procgen is for exploration chads.
>If you guys want theme parks go play breath of the wild or some shit.
>God I love procgen, can't get enough of it.
>But the good news is that I CAN'T EVER get enough of it.

>>717827195
>

>The best written story in vidya
>Millennials didn't give it the love it deserved, but zoomGAWDS are finally recognizing GTA IV as the masterpiece it is

...to this

>>714646180
>>that crafting system
>>that item menu
>>that merchant system
>>absolutely lifeless itemization
>>all encounters per playthrough proceed the same way
>>voiced narration
>>voiced anything
>Couldn't believe this game got such glowing reviews. Then I remembered CRPG fans don't compare their games to other genres, only to other CRPGs.

>>714456175
>I'm a zooomer muttoid retard who played on emulator and randomly mashed buttons while feeding credits, but like oh my science, I bet people who actually give a shit about this genre would totally looooooooove this!!! (hint: they don't)
shut the fuck up retarded mutt subhuman

>>714163845
nigger, aren't you the Metaphor shill from the other day?
you're literally obsessed with this game lmao, I see you in every fucking thread. Dilate, nigger. It's gonna be ok.

>>713810625
>old /v/ pre 2014

>>713530384
>all zelda games are walkthrough on the second monitor games
Holy fucking zoomer

>>713453152
>Try 2007, trash kun.