Thread 938447747

G/fur early weekend edition

Booty.

Bols

RIP TO THE BELOVED WOLF FURRY
may his brain be study to find a cure for retardation homosexuality in men

>>938449163
hoobs

>>938449639
Wow hoobs

wow!

ughghh I better go run before I'll pent up like sick fuck I am

Wow horny borb in the woods

>>938447747 (OP)
He looks like me :3

I have three children now, but my first ever sexual experience was as a furry. True story.

When I was 20 getting fur suits wasn't crazy expensive. I think in total my wolf suit cost me $1500. Took me a while to put it together. A friend of mine got invested in it too and he also had a wolf suit, but white and grey while mine was just grey. We used to mess around at his place. Nothing actually gay. Just wrestling around, making weird noises, pretending to kiss, yeah, we were freaks. We were mainly just talking through scenarios. But eventually we acknowledged that we were both as hard as iron under the suits. We ended up cutting the suits so that we could access each other. I ended up blowing a 6'6" wolf on his bedroom couch while his mother made pasta downstairs. I will never forget having a giant pair of clawed paws pulling my head down onto a wide rigid shaft. He rewarded me a week later, when we both furred up, and I bred him on my bed. Half a bottle of Lubido (water based and easy to wash out of fur) and I was able to push into him fairly easily. About 10 minutes of gentle doggy, before I got him in a mating press and hammered his asshole.
I fucking loved dominating him. We exchanged cum for about 6 months and started to get bored. I ended up getting a girlfriend and then I got her pregnant...

So yeah, being a furry can just be a phase.

>>938452637
Pics.

>>938454132
Maybe for you snarfter warfter :D

>>938454132
Hello there, fellow furry.

>>938455831
Lies.

>>938461418
https://youtu.be/A8wK-vhuWog

>>938447747 (OP)
It's a good thing we got a new resident to fuck with, he'll keep the threads fresh and lively.

>>938462013
Eat shit and die

Good evening.

Evening indeed

Oh good god, no. No it cannot be. Not the oatman.

He have returneth

How have you been? Well, I hope. Despite you making horrendous oat based nightmare foods that is.

>>938467662
Not too bad. Just working and learning, and learning some hard lessons too. Those oat based foods have been stopped for quite some time! I'm too lazy to go through the whole recipe so I mainly use pita bread as the base. Although, oat meals are still a regular. How have you been?

>>938467968
And you snarf?

>>938468130
Been better.

>>938468130
Pita based pizzas? That is something I have heard of, though never bothered to try myself. What things have you been learning? I have been doing quite well. About to start my thrid attempt at char siu, still have my nktes from my last attempt l so I'm gonna tweak it and see how that comes out. Also gonna make bulgogi later tonight. Besides food I have my painting studio restocked on solvents so I can start working again.

>>938468248
I see. Hopefully its not too bad

>>938468443
I thought I mentioned that last time? Then again, last time was some time ago. I've been mostly learning system administration tools and networking stuff. I don't know why I didn't bother learning some of the things I did more recently, like custom system imaging; These tools would have saved me tons of time! Its good to see you're still cooking and drawing and the likes. You now have a studio?

>>938468712
Ah, system administration and networking. Computer sciencey stuff. That's way above my head. Yes, I am still cooking, trying to expand what I can make, fill my recipe book, and use that experience as well as my professional experience wkrking in kitchens to make my resume even mlre appealing to future restaurants. I have always had a studio, I was just out of solcents so was unable to paint. I use oils, so the solvents are crucial.

mmmmmm long day

>>938469549
Play with your butt.

Were ypu trapped within some sort of time dilation field that either slowed time or at least slowed your perception of it?

>>938469573
thats anyone elses job

>>938469687
yes, work is gravity

nini fluffers i luffs u <333

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>>938469720
That sounds stupid. You should work in gravy instead. Delicious gravy made from beef drippings. And some wine. And throw some onions in that bitch too.

>>938468906
>system administration and networking
Its confusing at first, but I think a lot of people could do it. There's a lot to know however, and nerds only make the whole process worse for learning.

>and use that experience as well as my professional experience wkrking in kitchens to make my resume even mlre appealing
Heh, I do the same thing. I basically have two jobs at the same company.

>>938469830
Good night dill

>>938469989
Nerds tend to make everything worse. It's why I avoid nerds. I remember once when I was at a comic shop looking at that years The Best American Comics and this fucking nerd walks up to me and starts talking weeb shit and I was like, this experience has turned awful.

I just started a new job this week and was able to use the experience I already had to negotiate a higher salary. So it's working, and one day I'll be abke to apply to, like, an executive chef position and make crazy money. What are your two jobs? Are they both to do with system admin? And are they paying you properly?

>>938470181
>Nerds tend to make everything worse
Yep, and for the longest time I thought they were just fine people...until I had to learn networking. That and linux. It looks like you're going up in the world. Soon we'll be seeing you in one of gordon ramsey's restaurants, lol. The job I currently have, been having, is office worker. However, I also agreed to do IT work on the side. I am compensated for the work I do in computers and the likes.

Knotssssss

>>938470501
I don't think I'd vibe well in one of those super fancy restaurants with all, like, foamed bullshit and gourmet whatever. My approach to cooking is simple dishes, simple ingredients, and being respectful of the history of what I am making. Whenever I go somewhere and I see something like tacos, or whatever other peasant food, and they're made all gourmet and expensive I become enraged.

>I am compensated
Good boy, don't let the bosses take advantage.

help me worldbuild. we all have our little fantasy scenario we imagine when we are laying in bed trying to sleep or at the computer with nothing to do. that little thing you think about.

right now im just sorta letting anything go and seeing if it sticks. 3 people from 2 different franchises i like get teleported into the pokemon world. its shinji ikari, asuka langley and lan hikari (evangelion and megaman). im self inserting as lan hikari, hes the youngest and smallest. these two different groups get teleported into the pokemon world, but its one without humans at all. they get captured and held captive by the gardevoir/gallade community/tribe that happened to be nearby where they teleported in.
lan and asuka/shinji dont know each other. lan's from a place without angels or eva's, and shinji/asuka have never seen/heard of basically sentient a.i like megaman.exe. not really that important, just that they have separate realities and they dont mesh, and they dont know each other.

so they get captured, they are confused, the gardevoirs/gallades are investigating, looking and examining these weird, nearly gardevoir/gallade shaped things and wondering what to do with them. when the current kerfuffle calms down, a male gardevoir (blue shiny) and a few others show up and get let into the cell, and gravitates to lan. the blue male gar starts to undress, examine lan, who is obviously confused and terrified, then starts to just...suck him off. lans never had anything like that happen to him, hes never orgasmed, doesn't know what it is at all, but the gard just forces it upon him

cont before i run out of space (pic semi related. it is technically fur, its zero and x as dolphins doing reasonably gay looking activities)

>>938470955
so poor lan has been forcibly milked agaisnt his will, for the first time. no idea what just happened to him, and hes looking over at shinji and asuka, strangers, but human, so "on his side" looking for help, and they just cant. nothing they can do. the weird gay shiny blue gardevoir just keeps checking him out. not completely sexual, hes investigating the very nature of lan or humans, hes never seen them before. running his hands, palms all over lans body, pushing under the ribcage, pushing its "fingers" into lans eye socket, nostrils, ear canal, so on, so fourth. then he starts fooling around a little around poor old lans backside. lan doesnt even know gay people exist, or what gay is, hes just being traumatized by this weird alien that can just mind control him and pierces his thoughts somehow.

this is where i get stuck. i got the setting, the situation, but i dont know where to take it from there. i just keep mentally imagining this situation and getting stuck at this point

Goodnight.

>>938471074
just an image for this post

>>938470635
That "good food" is also generally not good for you; I've seen tons of times where its packed to the brim with sodium. Some restaurants want people to die an early death.

>Good boy
I'm no boy, i'm a man! You're the boy!

>>938471080
See ya

>>938471111
The best tacos I have ever had were from a plaxe that atarted out as a taco truck but was turned into a permanent stand. They were cheap, they were fresh, and when they ran out they were out. Those cats knew what they were doing, the meat was seasoned beautifully and cooked to perfection, the only bad thing I have to say about that place was that the salsa was mid. That is exactly how peasant foods should be cooked, in a completely unpretentious way.

Oh you're the man amd I'm the boy huh? You gonna show me what that means?

>>938471328
>Oh you're the man amd I'm the boy huh? You gonna show me what that means?
ill let you go first

>>938471074
Then the pokemon ritualistically slaughter, cook, and consume the humans to boost morale and promote team bonding similar to what Imperial Japanese soldiers did in the Pacific theater.

>>938471368
Well if I'm the boy doesn't that entail the man taking charge?

>>938471328
It looks like i'm going to have to rough you up a bit and show you your place. I might even bring out the rope to tie you down.

>>938471441
Exactly

>>938471834
What place would that be?

>might bring out the rope
You can't threaten me with a good time.

>>938471441
>turns the entire scenario into some weak ass el dorado shit
fuck you lorre

someone with a real opinion please chime in

>>938471982
Down and below. Your place

>You can't threaten me with a good time.
We shall see when you're hog-tied

>>938472283
Haven't you heard of the Chichijima Incident?

>>938472296
And what will I be doing down and below?

>when you're hogtied
I quite like that.

There was even reports of cannibalism of Australian soldiers by Japanese during the Papua New Guinea campaign. Allied soldiers, pursuing retreating Japanese down the Kokoda trail, found burchered Australian soldiers as well as parcels of meat, some of which was conformed to be of human origin.

I have heard tell that the Imperial Japanese even had a section on how to butcher and prepare human meat as part of their Army's field manual.

>>938472544
doubt. the fish england uses for their fish n chips, aussies would throw to the dogs...if the dogs would eat it. if aussies wont eat bottom feeder trash like haddock, what makes you think they would eat a fuckin jap

>>938472391
The business. Just imagine what that entails. I may very well be riding you.

>>938472602
Not surprising. The Japanese we're trying too hard to be a world empire

>>938472663
>what makes you think they would eat a fuckin jap
I don't think that's what he said

>>938472721
oh your right. yeah, eating an aussie was probably the finest meal those guys had. probably the first meat they ate they didnt have to deworm. i apologize for the confusion, i misread your/the post.

>>938472663
No, the Japanese ate the Australians.

>>938472721
Riding me? But you're the man, shouldn't I be the one riding you?

They could have been an empire if they focused solely on China like they originally intended. But they decided to gamble on attacking the Brits and especially the Americans in the hopes of a very quick end to the war. The Japanese high command themselves knew it was a gamble, and they knew that if the war dragged on for longer than six months or so after attacking the Brits and the Americans then no matter what they would lose. The gamble was that they would be successful enough in the first six months of the war that the Allies would sue for peace and as part kf the peace treaty they would recognize Japan's territorial gains in Manchuria. The gamble, of course, didn't work. The Doolittle Raid in April 1942, while dling relatively little damage to Japanese infrastructure on mainland Japan, signaled to the Japanese that they had grossly underestimated America's fighting capabilities so quickly after the success of Pearl Harbor as well as greatly boosted the morale of Americans back home. Then on June 4th 1942 the Battle of Midway completely shifted the tide of the war so dramatically that Japan had no hope of ever recovering.

>>938472940
>No, the Japanese ate the Australians.
well, still better than english fish and chips, tbh

There is actually a fantastic WWII film called Fires on the Plain dorected by Kon Ichikawa that follows a tubercular soldier named Tamura who is sent to a field hospital to be treated for his TB during the final days of the Philippines campaign. Along the way there the army is completely broken and goes into full retreat across the island, with soldiers scattered and supplies completely abandoned. At one stage he comes across a wounded and starving Japanese soldier who is sustaining himself off of bits of flesh he is pulling from his legs which were blown to bits, at another piloint he comes across a pair of soldiers that were in his unit eating what they call monkey meat, but much to the horror of Tamura, the meat is that of a human.

>>938473130
I haven't had the pleasure of trying them. Isn't it just cod though?

>>938473201
haddock or something. anyways, having had both aussie and english fishnchips, id say that english fish n chips is like australian fish and chips. after youve let them sit in the brown paper bag for about half an hour.

>>938472940
Well remember, you're the one hogtied. I'm just riding on top. It's a power move bucko

>They could have been
I'm not entirely sure of that. They had the Chinese on the run for some time, even with all the other battles going on in the pacific, but, it was unsustainable in the long run. China's a huge place with a lot of volatile regions. There's a good chance that at some point someone would run a campaign against the Japanese and push them completely off the continent. Plus the Russian's were ready to pursue the Japanese at a later point during WW2, and that would have been the finishing move for the Japanese.

>>938473355
Huh, I'm not sure I've ever had haddock in general. I don't eat a lot of fried fish though, I prefer it grilled or cooked in a pan.

>>938473388
I would be hogtied, but shouldn't you be the one inside of me?

While it is true that China is a big place, the Japanese weren't interested in all of China. They wanted Manchuria. The Japanese were 100% ready to end hostilities with China if the Chinese agreed to recognize the Japanese puppet state of Manchuko. As for the Soviets, they weren't ever going to attack the Japanese. They had a nonagression pact with them that they desperately wanted to maintain to avoid fighting a war on two fronts. So if the Japanese could have achieved the swift end they desperately needed after Pearl Harbor then the Soviets wouldn't have been a threat at all. But even before that the Soviets were largely uninterested in getting into a conflict with the Japanese over China. Early in the Second Sino-Japanese War the Soviets provided some support for Chang Kai-Shek, but it was extremely limited in scope and did next to nothing as far as stopping Japanese territorial advancement.

>>938473615
Uh you'll be tied in a different fashion. Your arms will be tied together, so that your face is down and your ass is up. Then the legs could also be tied to keep you from moving. I'll be on top of all this.

>They had a nonagression pact
The soviets also had one with the Germans, however, there was good evidence to suggest that the Soviets were planning to break and attack later on anyways. I guess the Soviets were only interested in Japan midway during WW2, thanks to Japanese blunders.

>>938474044
Oh, oh my. Yes, this sounds much much better. A much more fitting place for me.

The Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact, yes. However, due to the failing of that pact the Soviets scrambled to join a nonagression pact with Japan. In fact, the Japanese emissary who was sent to negotiate with Stalin was embraced before his departure and thanked for savingthe Soviets from having to fight a two front war. It wasn't until very close to the end of WWII that the Soviets had any interest in Japanese territorial gains, however, it was also the Soviets that tried, prior to the dropping of the a-bombs, to broker a peace agreement between the Allies and the Japanese.

>>938474156
very kind of you to rewrite googles a.i response into something more natural

>>938474192
I'm not sure I follow. This information comes from a series of books I am reading that looks at the Pacific Theater from the point of view of Japan.or more precisely examines their thought processes and motivations during WWII. The first volume is entirely about the Second Sino-Japanese War and the lead up to WWII. That first volume actually starts all the way back in the Feudal era of Japan to trace the ogins of the Chinese/Japanese conflict. It's actually a really good series, very informative.

>>938474330
>i dont understand this incredibly simple concept
>but im reading these heavy concepts about history and yadda yadda
this is where you act surprised when i say "fuck you lorre"

>>938474453
No, I mean are you accusing me of using google's AI to get this information? Because that would be completely pointless. As far as I know their AI still makes glaringly obvious mistakes andnsays insane shit, like to throw car batteries in the ocean.

>>938474569
>as far as i know
so you dont know? it could, it might, maybe it does, and does well!
but you dont know. maybe you could ask google a.i. about that. if you know.

>>938474621
I'm alright, I don't want to be one of those folks you hear about who get brain rot from over reliance on AI.

>>938474156
Heh heh

>>938474781
Anything else you can think of, Mr. Man?

>>938474770
smart fella. i only use it when a subject is tedious usually because it’s been brought up several times and always has the same answer, but the person keeps trying to reframe it in a different way to get past that answer. can you explain your lemon pepper chicken again it's been some months and i forgot everything besides it sounded delicious

Alrighy, I've got the bulgolgi marinade finishing up and the char siu marinade going. The beef is already trimmed and ready to marinate, that'll be ready to cook tomorrow. The char siu will be ready to cook Saturday.

>>938474904
Did I ever give a recipe for lemon pepper chicken? I'm not sure that I did since that isn't something I normally like. Of ypu want a good chicken recipe I'd suggest some paper or foil wrapped chicken. Boil together some oyster sauce, soy sauce, shallot, red pepper flakes, sesame oil, and garlic then take your chicken thighs (you can do breasts if you want), dice them into, like, two inch pieces, place them in some foil, add euough marinade to each piece so it is coated front and back, wrap it up quite tightly, and deep fry them for several minutes. Let the foil cool down enough to where you can unwrap it. The marinade should form a sticky glaze that completely coats the entire chicken bit.

>>938474880
Unfortunately no, for i'm pretty tired now.

>>938475060
that's it thanks for some reason i thought lemon pepper and it must be because im craving it specifically

Unkess you're talking about one of the chicken dishes I do for pasta? Lemon juice, white wine, butter, garlic, black pepper, red pepper flakes, parsley, and salt. I do chicken thighs for those too. Salt and pepper them generously on both sides, cook them skin side down in a pan with some butter, and when you get a good crisp on the skin flip them over and add minced garlic, white wine, lemon juice, fresh chopped parsley, and red peppe flakes. Let that simmer together for several minutes to let the chicken finish cooking, remove the chicken and keep the sauce in the pan on a low heat. Add pasta with a cup of retained pasta water and parmesan to the pan and toss altogether.

>>938475088
All tuckered out huh? And here I am, full of energy.

That's the closest I got to a lemmon pepper chicken recipe. It's nothing like lemon pepper chicken you get at wing places.

>>938475165
Always happy to help.

>>938475170
i will note this down also. im honestly quite drunk and sobering up

Alrihjt, kitchen is cleaned, pork and veef have both been sliced and in their respective marinades, now I can just relax until it's time for bed.

It looks like I fell asleep for a little bit. I'll be going. Good night

>>938476219
Don't be a stranger now, Mr. Man.

>>938477163
Butt

>>938447747 (OP)
kill yourself fucking furfag

>>938447747 (OP)
what if you don't want anyone to come and look at you? you're fine if you just close your doors

>>938477972
wow yes shocking

>>938477995
I'll think about it

>>938478177
are you though?

>>938478760
Wow derg

>>938478906
wow borb

>>938479254
Yes me

>>938479518
Wow you

nuh

Hn

Hmmm

Hmmm

>>938489148
ikr

>>938489191
Wow

>>938489443
>>938489627
Hoobers

>>938489651
they are fine hoobers

>>938489697
You'd know

>>938491452
You too

>>938492197
I'm no hoober expert

>>938493863
I say so

>>938493863
Lies.

>>938494567
Odd

>>938495536
Lies

>>938497002
you are odd

>>938497031
Booba.

>>938498668
only as you asked so nicely

wish there was more focus on intestines and the lower colon. sorta like how ponies got anal_wink(ing) as a thing, just take it further. like, face down, ass up, so you can see all the way to where the intestine curves, you could have a pool of cum in there and a little rubber ducky, and when they cough, flinch, talk, the muscles moving cause movement on the surface of the cum pool. also just the noise of that, internal organ noise and hearing penetration from the insides really weird but sorta hot.

heres a bit of an example, this dude on pornhub.
https://www.pornhub.com/model/tubamaster
shoves a gopro up his ass and films stuff going in. like, check the one where he puts an andriod and an iphone in at the same time
>mfw the samsung gets cellular service and the iphone doesnt
lmao fuckin itoddlers btfo.

I feel like shit.

>>938499514
whats up?

>>938499611
Just feeling sick. I'm cold, have a mild fever, and ache all over.

>>938453211
Nice pasta

Hooba.

>>938447747 (OP)
so the main thing i like about this new update is not even the combat or the new areas is that a lot of the dialogue and interactions are really good too.

>>938503366
hoobs

Fat.

>>938505103
uhggfgfgfgf!

>>938505116
Birbs identifies with that (you).

im here because im lonely

>>938505699
Post your butt.

>>938505720
Damnit, didn't see the bajina.

>>938505773
its ok its his girl bestfriend

>>938505720
Ewww, stimky baginis

>>938507356
gote

>>938507442
Bnuuy.

>>938507517
Bnuyy

hello i am bun

>>938508403
You sure are. It even shows right next to your name!

>>938509388
how you been!

>>938508403
abune

>>938509614
im gay

>>938509661
Hi gay

>>938509912
hi bune

>>938509940
how you?

>>938509989
eepyyy

>>938509435
Not too bad. Just working and learning. Now you?

>>938509940
Birbs is a west Pole.

>>938510286
yuppp

>>938510262
what you llernin
im good tired after working hawd in bed watching yt

https://youtu.be/3l_iU5SkLec?si=KKkRYA7mNHkF_ZNY
There's another baby hippo in the media.

>>938510370
IT system administration and some networking. I'm basically using my home network as a testing ground and the likes. I HATE ARM AND I HATE CONSUMER ROUTERS

>in bed watching yt
Basically what anyone should be doing after a long days work

>>938511077
that stuff i could never get into i like programming
>I HATE ARM
no no no no no
>AND I HATE CONSUMER ROUTERS
yes yes yes yesy es

>>938510370
Dely, stop being so gay.

>>938511381
im going to try real hard
...
it didnt work

>>938511144
Its just getting used to standards and what the nerds want us, the regulars, to use. Angry birds processors is merely mobile trash!

>>938511419
>Angry birds processors
what dat

>>938511400
Then bring me twinks.

>>938512291
i need all these twinks im using them

>>938512313
Liar, bottom.

>>938512655
yeah but i lay pipe when i need to!

>>938512683
Lies.

>>938512897
it true

a smol pipe

>>938513092
listen
i never had any complaints

>>938513183
tru

>>938512131
Come on now. You should probably already know this. Its ARM

>>938513757
im an embedded software engineer
what this has to do with angry birds!

>>938513830
You keep sticking your penis in birds.

>>938513830
ARM's main purpose is to run embedded devices and angry birds on the go; Hence the prefix given to ARM.

>>938514715
that is not a thing!
my macbook im typing on now has an arm processor that stomps ass, arm is ubiquitous and scalable

Goodnight.

>>938514979
nini snarf

>>938514813
It is a thing. Real work is done on x86. Ryzen is nicely competing against ARM based processors. ARM is a locked down platform with little options for the end user.

>>938514979
See ya S

i going to bed nini fluffers i luffs u <333

>>938515120
>It is a thing.
its not
>Real work is done on x86.
all work by all processors/mcus is real work including embedded
>Ryzen is nicely competing against ARM based processors.
no it isnt, the efficiency isnt remotely comparable and never will be on x86 which is a bloated overly complicated archicture
>ARM is a locked down platform with little options for the end user.
i dont know what your point is, x86 isnt open either

your strongly opinionated autism is outpacing your knowledge

>>938515444
nini bnuy

>>938515444
>all work by all processors/mcus is real work
No I mean real work like excel and photoshop. I know that stuff is now on ARM shit, but that new stuff is bloated subscription based. There's nothing like running office 2007 again for the millionth time. ARM is great for running a mouse and the likes, but that's where it mostly ends. Enterprise trash need not apply.

>no it isnt, the efficiency isnt remotely comparable
Yeah it is. I don't know what you're smoking. Yes Apple does tend to have a leverage in energy saving gains here and there, but that's only temporarily. Apple makes good silicon, so it only makes sense that they will be in the lead. ARM autists always keep talking about extra components on x86 as if it even matters.

>i dont know what your point is
The last two decades of x86 dominance? Now it is true that x86 can also be just as closed, however, the market for x86 has been massively open with many options for upgradability and expand-ability. ARM has been mostly the same where devices slowly lose support and have little to no options for expandability or customization. Just think how many ancient computers I have at home and at the company I work for that still get updates to this day; Not to mention actual drivers :)

Now where's that boy

Good evening.

Bulgogi is cooking up real nice. Just a couple more minutes on that and about 15 for the rice and it's dinner time.

>>938517873
>>938517873
>>938517873

dubs ill get my dick sucked

>>938519511
roll