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Thread 82140510 Archived
Was your first kiss anything to write home about?
Like, was it memorable, romantic, or disappointing?
Thread 82151973 Archived
Everybody at work is starting to call me "Fat Carl" because one of my zoomer coworkers called me that and everyone else started following suit. My fucking name isn't even Carl.
Thread 82152200 Archived
tfw you cant turn this on into a cute white skinny moid and see him shaking
Thread 82152091 Archived
>be me
>me
Lets tell the truth to incels Archived
They are no meant to find companionship or reproduce.
They need to stop interacting with women and focus on being productive members of society.
4chan laggs and my post are invisible help wtf Archived
I hate how no one fucking care about me, like i'm seeing supposed childhood friends and since i look like a creep they ignore me??? Like am I just gonna pass weeks getting ignored? I love being alone ...
Thread 82152003 Archived
I'm not gay but I'd engage myself in elaborately schemed homosexual events for the sole purpose of confusing that one anon guy.
fembot emergenxy Archived
fembots everywhere, please read my post carefully. I don't have much time left. I'm being held against my will and tortured in a cage, my captor is evil. He won't let me out unless I inhale the farts ...
Thread 82150935 Archived
Sometimes I imagine my Mum reading all the misogynistic things I say on 4chan, and I feel sad and guilty. She'd be so disappointed. Is this my conscience telling me to stop being sexist?
Thread 82150463 Archived
gonna try learn to melbourne shuffle and then maybe i wont kms
Thread 82151270 Archived
>big fan slowly spins in the breeze
>this somehow generates electricity
do you seriously believe in this shit?
Women want sex just like men do Archived
You are pushing them away with your mysoginy. This place is poisoning your brain. Women get horny just like men do. Go out, touch grass, work out, meet a cute girl
Thread 82150664 Archived
Why are foids such worthless traitors to their countries, voting for left-wing parties?
Femanon here Archived
My husband has a large and long penis
AMA
Thread 82151474 Archived
>put soldiers and tanks on every corner of the inner city
>do it for generations
>watch as the crime rate craters
>Democrats look like incompetent fools forever
I've been saying to do this forever,...
Thread 82151304 Archived
Post your favorite song of all time
https://youtu.be/3s0w9d7oMwQ?si=ddrJsL_UAoTNNYIS
Thread 82150846 Archived
I find it funny how women complain about male written female characters when they write male characters like this.
Simps are worse than women Archived
Simps need to be eradicated. Simps are actually way worse than women. They are women enablers.
My ex recently started dating this absolute beta cuck simp. First off, my ex is the biggest cunt in the...
Female Depravity Archived
Why do you have such weird fetishes, young lady? What is your weirdest one?
Thread 82151047 Archived
>Women don't approach men
>"The reason they don't talk to you is probably because they don't like you."
>Men don't approach women
>"You need to man up and stop being intimidated by us."
They can't eve...
Thread 82151472 Archived
How would you honestly react if a woman threatened to crush your skull with her thighs??
Thread 82151915 Archived
thinking about buying a gun. Of course to kill myself, but honestly i might just use it to kill other people. The third plan is to go to the shooting range near me and kill myself there by using one o...
Thread 82151625 Archived
this bitch literally gold me her favorite flowers are sunflowers, what the fuck am I supposed to do with that information?
Dating App red flags Archived
Avoid time wasters:
>one word responses
>"let's talk a bit more"/"I need to get to know you"
>"maybe" girls
>"im too busy"
>taking days to reply to your messages
>overly silly reposes
>demanding/bossy...
No Pleasure Femoids Archived
Femoid, how much do you think about a man never caring about your pleasure and just using your body to make himself cum?
Thread 82151819 Archived
>Dahmer wrapped Miller's heart, liver, biceps, and portions of flesh from the legs in plastic bags and placed them in the freezer for later consumption.
zaamn he just like me fr
Thread 82151063 Archived
What college major provides the safest path to middle class now that csci is a meme?
College drinking Archived
I went to gollege in Finland at 35 years olde.
You kids are fuckin weird. I'm the only one in my class who doesn't drink alcohol. I go to freshman parties and look at 19yo girls and boys puking their...
Thread 82151772 Archived
>"fembot here!"
>attaches a picture of an anime girl that only troons obsess over
>anons reply as if it's an actual woman
Even if women cared about incels, it wouldn't matter. Archived
Most incels would have liked to have had women's attention earlier in their lives. Now, even if women cared about them, it wouldn't really matter. Incels constantly complain about not having girlfrien...
Thread 82151408 Archived
Don't leave me here all alone
Thread 82151256 Archived
>getting evicted at age 21 after one missed rent payment
im a student and getting a $13,000 aid payment at the end of the month but ill be homeless living in my car by then. wtf do i do? is it over?
Thread 82151600 Archived
is there any christian fembots here around my age(19)? even if you don't wanna add me i'd appreciate you posting here just so i know that there's people like you out there. thanks
As a black dude being here for years ive always wondered Archived
Are we actually same species? Or Is the
>only one race
Stuff just typical American liberal mumbo jumbo to promote racial unity? I saw an infographic on here saying black people have a certain amount ...
Thread 82150634 Archived
>be me, femcel
>do crochet, play volleyball, gym
>hobbies of guys at my uni: consume media
>hobbies of girls at my uni: consume media
Its not like having hobbies as a woman or man is going to make you...
Thread 82151749 Archived
>noooooo you cant fly your flag in the rain or in strong winds and you have to put it to half mast when an 18 year old gets bombed in iraq and on 9/11 and and and
Sorry fag, the flag flies high rain s...
Thread 82150587 Archived
is believing in hope dumb?
Music thread Archived
Feels music thread
>Mother I tried please believe me
>I'm doing the best that I can
>I'm ashamed of the things I've been put through
>I'm ashamed of the person I am
https://youtu.be/6x-Nl3_L1pA?si=ie...
Thread 82151494 Archived
don't make fecesposts. your time and ours are very important, so always post something worthy
Thread 82149383 Archived
Have you ever fallen in love with someone in the span of a week? How did it go?
Thread 82151653 Archived
>have nothing to do
>can't game
what now?
HOW TO MAKE COFFEE Archived
First my wife gives me shit and now Im put into a hotel that has these extremely sophisticated coffee machines?! WTF. My life sucks. I cant get proper lasagna, I cant get proper coffee even if I hate ...
High School Archived
What were you like in high school?
Thread 82150450 Archived
Who is worse for communities? Powerscaling dudebros, or shipping girlies?
they were right Archived
sex does not matter.
there is 0 point in having bad sex with no emotional connection. how is the concept of slampigs real? Am I not a real man for not wanting to fuck a random foid? Am I gay?
i tho...
Thread 82151558 Archived
SO NOEL GAMES
E ODEIO MEU FILHO ELE
RICARDO E PORCO
ELE GOSTA DE PO
ELE NAO PASSA MUIE
LULA JANJA ASASINO
RCAIRDO PORCOS
ASSEDIO OCORE NADA ACONTECE COROTE
Thread 82150814 Archived
i really want a girlfriend but foids only want chad. im not even that ugly
Thread 82151546 Archived
>want to make an eldritch creature
>make one that is able to mimic a member of a species
>multiple are connected to a hive mind
>they release pheromones that induce aggression and competition
>they a...
Thread 82151461 Archived
>tell someone I'll pay them if they build a storage shed for me
>he does so
>I'm not actually intending to pay him; I'm poor and don't have the money
>after he's done I tell him that I'm not paying hi...
Thread 82151520 Archived
My only hope is winning the lottery.
>objectively hideous
>60-70 IQ
>physically weak (doctor said I have no muscle and my wrists are the size of a pencil)
>never worked a day in my life
>no basic life...
Thread 82150770 Archived
how does this character design make you feel
Thread 82151144 Archived
>I don't know Beta moid anon, I never met Beta moid anon or had any contact with him, but...
*(breaks down crying)*
>I'm sorry. I-I can't go on!
Thread 82151328 Archived
I wasn't always this way. I was a nice guy, you know. But then I saw how society and women treated us, men like me, and it changed me. I am no longer the sweet, caring, and compassionate boy you knew ...
Thread 82151410 Archived
Fellanius assault charge, how do I kill myself quick and easy, I mostly have access to vodka and pills. Out on bond, this cel would rather just end it pills are mostly muscle relaxers ans gaba, how mu...
Thread 82151451 Archived
falling for a goonette
Thread 82151187 Archived
Why don't transexual males just self-improve? Instead of pretending to be an anime girl, why don't they just put their autism under control and take showers, go to the gym and learn useful skills?
Tra...
Thread 82151416 Archived
headpats and wings
Thread 82151375 Archived
Humanity should've stopped advancing after the 90s. That was as good as it will ever get.
Thread 82151411 Archived
Do you think the angels in heaven ever have secret sex affairs with demons from hell?
Thread 82151414 Archived
this is what the AI will bring
Thread 82151404 Archived
I am hedging my bets. I wager that humanity will destroy itself with technological hubris, handing over autonomy to systems of AI they dont understand and running themselves into the ground. So i will...
Thread 82151392 Archived
>be me right now
>have shit wifi all over my room
>enter bathroom like 2 meters away
>perfect connection
>re-enter my room
>absolute shit connection
What kind of voodoo curse does my room have?
Thread 82150950 Archived
Do you get depressed knowing others are much smarter and there's nothing you can do to change that because it's mostly a genetic dice roll?
Thread 82150533 Archived
>History is always moving forward. Change. Progress. Innovation. Entrepreneurship. GDP growth. Upward mobility. Personal responsibility. Individualism. Human nature. Hegelianism. The whole entire worl...
Thread 82150640 Archived
If I dont find an 8-10/10 woman Im not going to bother with a relationship
Thread 82150125 Archived
How does it feel knowing that women like this are ignoring you and getting FUCKED by men much better than you are?
Thread 82150667 Archived
When did you realize Tate was right?
Thread 82149642 Archived
>im so lonely i should go on dating apps
>look in mirror
>never fucking mind
many such cases
Thread 82151261 Archived
i'm sick of seeing stupid garbage get rewarded
Thread 82151251 Archived
Do you have an inferiority complex? If yes where does it stem from? And how does it manifest in your interactions with people
Thread 82150903 Archived
Would you date an ugly toxic abusive cunt who doesn't love you to cleanse the curse of manletism?
Thread 82151101 Archived
I had to call this support line this Indian girl picks up but after I gave her my information it's been dead air for like 15 FUCKING MINUTES. I can occasionally hear call center sounds in the backgrou...
Thread 82149679 Archived
Women literally bred men to be psychopaths, killers etc. Whenever holes complain about men being rapists and abusers then they could easily stop spreading their legs for those kinds of men and actuall...
Thread 82151134 Archived
>Make a blackpill YouTube video
>Demographics show 85% Indian viewers
>mfw
Thread 82151160 Archived
do (you) like animation memes?
Thread 82149795 Archived
>Go on 4chan
>Download pepe's
>Big pepe folder
Thread 82150056 Archived
Found a debit card brand new in the mail, sent it to the wrong address because i don't know whose name is it. tried to buy a game online to test it but it asks for an app verification so no can do. wh...
Thread 82150991 Archived
Who needs these instructions?
CAR WASH Archived
>Be me
>Drive through some dirt roads
>See a bunch of teens offering a car wash
>Don't get car wash
Trad wives don't exist Archived
I see so many retards on the right talking about how their wives are like "totally based redpilled trad, Aryan shield maidens." Or if they don't have a wife, they're worshipping some air headed conser...
Thread 82150609 Archived
I think Im in love with the discord girl who ghosted me
I cant think of getting a gf or being with anyone else
Why are men so fucking weird Archived
Why do y'all cry about being an "incel" and post racist+sexist shit. If you're comfortable talking so openly about it on here girls are gonna notice ur fucked mindset irl literally anywhere,, Try to t...
Thread 82150445 Archived
is it just me or does just 10 years ago feel like a completely different world? I think back to every day memories from back then and I have a faint glimmer of this alien feeling of things being gener...
Thread 82150392 Archived
>be me
>Taking bus to work
>get out of bus with 9/10 qt nurse student
>No 1000 cock stare
>too much traffic so we can't cross the street
>Walk into the street to look farther on the incoming tratfic
>...
It Isn't fair!! Archived
>All the mentalcel chads and chadlites on r9k
>Would rather make love to a cute east asian crossdresser like pic rel
>They would rather fuck his scrawny yellow bum and kiss his faggy lips
>Than make g...
Thread 82148435 Archived
am i a bad person if i ragebait my gf and piss her off because she upset me?
Thread 82150933 Archived
how's your transition coming along Zoe?
Thread 82150943 Archived
God damn I love fluffy abuse.
Thread 82148312 Archived
What is this body type called?
Is it for high T chads or low T fags?
Thread 82150621 Archived
i really want a boyfriend but moids only want stacy. im not even that ugly
Thread 82150693 Archived
>do plastic surgery
>use 1kg of makeup
>put on implants
>blame le beauty standards
Women's retardation is fascinating
When did you start hating women? Archived
did a specific moment set it off or did it develop over time?
Thread 82150884 Archived
>2023
>say "Israel kinda sucks"
>get called antisemite, fascist, racist
>2025
>say "Israel doing good"
>"wow, so you support genocide you fascist???"
You guys do know they were doing the same stu...
Thread 82148581 Archived
Why are millennial such jaded selfish assholes? They're as bad, if not worse, than the boomers they hate.
Thread 82149978 Archived
found this on r*ddit why are you saying its bad its way funnier than ragebait bbc tranny porn 4chan
Thread 82148686 Archived
How do you remember Hulk Hogan?
Thread 82150812 Archived
>parents invited their friend over again to some place so I can't go anymore
I mean I can, but I just actively avoid people that's not my parents. But desu, it would be a lot less anxiety inducing if...
Thread 82150714 Archived
Volunteraly ceasing reproduction is the final step in human evolution. We anti natalists have evolved to higher plain of understanding. We're smarter than you people, no matter what cope you come up w...
Thread 82149387 Archived
What if I DON'T want to have sex? What happens now?
Thread 82150784 Archived
take it easy. find time to do things without hurry.
Thread 82147314 Archived
Is it mens fault that Onlyfans and porn is so popular?
talk to the obese ugly retarded smelly NEET girl Archived
do you guys like transformice
Thread 82149983 Archived
Why do women pretend to have hobbies?
Thread 82143803 Archived
Realistically, how do you argue against this as a man?
Thread 82150700 Archived
Ayo bubski, pass me a perky
Making my way town town
Finna beat yo ass
If your hommie jump in
Then my pistol blast
Boom boom boom boom boom
Nigga wanna join my gang ?
Gotta slide bust brains
Gotta earn...
Thread 82149979 Archived
>drive on freeway
>then suddenly
>SCREEEEECH
>Sorry anon but the car company has decided to brick your vehicle
How do you respond?
Butterface Archived
What is the cutoff point for Butterface?
Thread 82149984 Archived
>Be born
>Go to school
>Get a job
>Buy a house
>Get married
>Have kids
Is that it? Is that all?
Free the Nipple Archived
Robots, what do you think of freeing the nipple?
Thread 82149895 Archived
I only support browns if anything, my own kind.
There is... warm, in the brown hospitallity.
Dr K Archived
>Most men who kill themselves have logical reasons for doing so
Is he right? Is suicide just a logical conclusion to a shitty life?
Thread 82149731 Archived
Why can't I have an Asuka gf?
Thread 82150470 Archived
It is 9 AM and I want to have a beer. I started drinking in the mornings again and I am living in hotels again. I miss being in love so much. I wish I could travel the country with a pretty brown woma...
Thread 82147467 Archived
Azn bros are winning
Thread 82148000 Archived
Good morning Krusty Krew!
Thread 82149270 Archived
do you deserve heaven or hell
Thread 82150308 Archived
>I'm not gay but (insert elaborate gay scenario)
Sounds kinda gay, faggot
Thread 82150303 Archived
My new goal in life is to make a lot of money working my ass off and investing most of it. Then I'll use it to buy a mansion in Thailand and hire a bunch of Thai femboys to be my bangmaids. I'll also ...
Post Real Femboy Archived
No female
No tranies
No Gmail
Only effeminate boy
Thread 82149720 Archived
i've had anxiety for 22 years and am finally trying lexapro, will this shit fix everything wrong with my life or make it worse?
Thread 82148700 Archived
I dunno how to or what job to get. I mean what even is there to do for an autist with social anxiety?
I already freak out when it comes to buying used stuff on the internet when i need to chat or som...
what the hell Archived
Redditors said the Chad harem narrative is incel bullshit but chat gpt is giving me cited, empirical data from a reputable source that corroborates the narrative? Is AI sexist or something? Is the dat...
Thread 82150360 Archived
The right is spoiled
The left is needy
Thread 82149199 Archived
Drive the faggots off r9k
Stay united against faggots
Thread 82149279 Archived
Your constantly inundated with images of beautiful women on internet but you have to constantly remind yourself that youll never even talk to one in person ever. How does this not drive you mad? That ...
Thread 82150026 Archived
This cat caught a cicada
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