>>532557523
>Haru gets molested against her will but ends up loving it
>She wants to spread that same joy to everyone, so she goes around raping people with her superior uma strength
>"Don't cry! At first I didn't understand how much fun it was either, but it turned out to be the super duper best! You'll be so happy!"

>>532390323
based bait analyst I kneel

>>716205108
>sometimes spend 4 turns training useless dog shit instead of 5, depending on how lucky you get with rainbows
this is revolutionary tech

>>532337091
assuming you're doing 600/600/600 runs and only care about a mixed 3* of those three (3% chance of a desirable spark per run) it should take an average of 89 attempts to farm the grandparents and then use them to farm the final 3* to get a 9*, putting that at 4 attempts a day it comes out to 3 weeks and a couple days, give or take. If you borrow a 3* parent it comes down to 56 or so since you only need two hits (2 weeks).
assuming you're going for 1100+ in a stat to try to farm that one specifically (2% chance of a desirable spark per run) it's an average of 134 attempts (a bit under 5 weeks) to farm all three and 84 attempts (exactly 3 weeks) if you borrow a grandparent
if you're trying for a stat and not consistently hitting the 1100 threshold(1% chance for desirable spark) it's much worse at 268 attempts or 168 borrowing a grandparent

>>716071020
Smart umas!
SS Wits!

I'm curious
https://poal.me/41ypro

>>532032351
You don't?

>>531963924
based

>>531915896
I find it's best to at least know how the stats work since they're going to be an essential part of your strategy and the game does extremely little to actually communicate how they work, so hopefully my going over them as best I can helps you get on your feet a bit. If there's anything else you need explained I can try but at least in my experience the mechanics are largely intuitive enough to pick up on over time once you have your bearings

all these back and forth and yet no in-game evidences huh im noticing hmmmm wheres the proofs huuhhhh show em hwuuuuuuuuuuuh

>>531765548
it's just retarded bait and doomposting, the game hit a peak of 80k players and even made it to #1 in top sellers (meaning they beat out shit like CS backing an entire gambling ecosystem, even for just a day); and that's on steam alone. ANyone who thinks we're at meaningful risk for EoS is delusional

im doing 2spd 2stam 2pow deck for a baseline of 600/600/600 for all runs
am i stupid

>>531671136
the way obviously disingenuous doomposting spread so far needs to be studied

Does anyone have that picture with the uma who can run all the races for the missions currently?

>>531076423
I disagree. (You)r list should be like this:
>Umas that see you as their sex slave husband
>all of them

>>531040974
>zyns
I heard about these thing. The buzz they give is kinda insane but you build resistance fast as fuck and the crash is horrible. Also is bricks your testosterone so yikes... Cure urara btw.

weird that the current roster is a fraction of a fraction of what JP has as of now

>>531002020
I post the "good night" sticker but then keep playing