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Not totally related but I was watching a dirty Gerson video for lore purposes, and the fucking playable character vessel literally has to pay him 3000G to GIVE him a handy. Is that not the most insane shit ever? Giving somebody else money so that you can give them a handjob? Like, you don't even get anything out of it. You're paying somebody else so that you can stroke their cock for them. Maybe I'm just a greedy goblin asshole or something, but that just seems unreasonable man idk.