>he thought its a bear market HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU FUCKING REEETAAAAAARRRDDDDDDD PUMP MY LONG YOU STUPID NIGGER BEAR BITCHES PUMP IT PUMP MY LONG FUCKING SEND ITTTTTTTTTTT

WE'RE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED

I've been seeing that shit on so many crypto charts lately too.

I need to spend $500 on my new credit card to get my $250 bonus. What should I buy?

At least they're having fun in Pussia

it's gigacranking

Bizbros, whats your /make it/ plan? I dont want cars or a giant house. I want picrel just to disappear. Also to possibly ram somali pirates. I want those retards to think a sea monster exists. I tried...

APOLOGIZE!

>haven't visited this place in 3 years >put all money in an aggressive ETF >10x better than anybody heres returns >literally zero risk or stress lol

>you cant even produce something worth 0.02% of this amount Is this a huge blackpill or whitepill? On the one hand there is obviously a huge skill gap with IQ and on the other hand that sounds very po...

help win the lottery

ITS HAPPENING SELL SELL SELL

I came here to chit chat about bubble gum, and chew business, and I'm all out of juice. *Smack smack* *Chew* Welp rouh incels and autistic Womenz, it's been a fun ride these past few quarters. *slir...

EOY 2025: BTC - 56K ETH - 1100 SOL - 35 LINK - 4 XRP - 0.9 TRUMP COIN - 3 By definition, crypto is a game that creates 99% losers. 1% is the chance of leukemia BTW.

yo guys im literally broke af. should i join the real world? its 49.99$ a month. im not kidding dude i need some cryto shit or something. i need the fucking money bro. ive seen stupid coffeezilla try ...

I'm gonna be rich.

I have to decide whether or not to pay for a parking pass at my new law school. It’s a $400 pass for the year, and from where my apartment is it’s a 4 minute drive but would be a 35 minute walk or 12 ...

Every pullback is an opportunity

I just hit $1000 in Bitcoin. Now we just wait for the next pump.

WE JUST FUCKING HIT 110K HOLLLLY FUCKKKKKKKK IM FUCKEDKASKSAKDKSZVLNKASDLKJNGSDL.KJGKLJ/DSJ;KB/ASD;K/VHASDF;HJB;SADJFBV;SJDFB;LJKSD;VJMSD;JBNSDLKNB.KN

Ze line vill hold

I think ORCA is about to have another 400% pump for no reason

anything and everything 4chan memes related, plus share your eoy predicts Coingecko 4chan memes category hits over $40billion in market cap, even as the markets tank, making 4chan memes the most domi...

My grandma and grandpa didn't live long enough for me to buy them that house on the lake they always wanted :(

Free preview, content proofs, working mirrors, online support

Looks a lot like a country

Use the boost to get through

Why should I ever buy a house? Every calculator shows renting comes out ahead. And when you consider the opportunity of owning a cuckshed instead of stacking bitcoin it's even worse.

DCA into VOO

Women and the Jews were right about you. You're a broke pathetic wageslave with nothing to offer but your labor. Dumb faggot slave.

Crypto tards all assume that their "cycle" is going to end with a "blow-off top". If only irrational buying can pump your ponzi, maybe it's not so valuable in the first place.

There's a really cute girl working at a drive thru I go to frequently. How do I go about asking her out without bothering her at work? What should my game plan be?

would you buy this chart?

real estate market right now is overpriced bullshit, but i have a plan. you see, i realized that the best thing to do in this environment is to buy a small plot of land and build your own house from s...

>supposed to be to work from 9am >come to work 15 - 10 mins before 9am religiously >people treat you like you're late why?

I almost start to feel bad for you mumus

The great dumping

ok wtf is going on here? China >official GDP 20T >Money supply 45T >inflation 0.1% US >official GDP 30T >money supply 22T >inflation 3% Just last month alone China printed 700 BILLION dollars without...

WTFWT?!!?!

>NLCP: 12% >IIPR: 14% >KRP: 11.5% >DX: 16.5% >NLY: 13.5% >ORC: 20.6% Why the fuck are retards settling for buybacks and 7% "growth" when they could have just parked their money in any of this shit an...

There is a market opportunity for those in WNBA towns to sell green dildos outside the sports arenas before games.

>got a gf after being a lifelong incel >suddenly spending $100+ a week on restaurants >$60 to go to some festival with overpriced food stalls >$50 for a scented air diffuser >$25 for a blanket because...

MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE? MAY I HATE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE? GAME-CHANGING ANNOUNCEMENT COMING TOMORROW >-3.4% THIS WANNABE DJ LOSER ISN'T GOING TO ASK SERGEY A SINGLE QUESTION THAT THE COMMU...

>Kevin O'Leary, renowned entrepreneur and investor, highlights the cumbersome, lazy, bureaucratic processes surrounding Europe. According to O'Leary, "meaningless" countries like Italy impose a VAT ra...

Zoomer here. I was too young to even understand what was happening during 2008, so I wanted to ask the older anons what it was like and if the vibes right now are more or less similar to the ones befo...

>“We're looking to downsize the American family as quickly as possible,” he said in a November interview with Fox Business. “Three years ago, even 24 months ago, you'd get a mortgage at 4.5%. You shou...

His economic policy single handedly made the 2y-10y yield curve uninversion recession signal fail for the first time in history

I came here because this is a famous and great community :) Is this the place to discuss business? I'm still a sophomore in high school, but I came here because I wanted to start a business in college...

>six figure stablecoin piece of shit

This is the future of phonance. Are you ready for the pump?

Is an economy built on a foundation of Indians sustainable?

Chainlink IPO

Right now, you can pick them up for a 30–40% premium. That premium alone can double in months under pressure — even without spot price movement. So yeah, keep chasing meme stocks and vapor tokens if ...

When will the housing market collapse???

there is not a single thing money cant buy or fix. INCLUDING happiness

Cheers edition >Educational sites: https://www.investopedia.com/ https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain >Financial TV Streams: https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html https://www.l...

It seems like myself and everyone around me put in a crazy amount of hours just to pay bills and groceries and that’s it. Just the essentials, but even that has been getting pricey. It’s not worth goi...

>"There’s no chance I’d ever live in a European regime." >"I bet my capital where people want to live, where freedom drives innovation. That’s why I trust America. That’s why I admire the UAE. You do...

Let’s get those Zucc Bucks!

Looks totally real and legit, I'd trust this pump

BITCOIN!!!1

Day 188 of snailposting every day until ETH is at 10k

I have 3k in my account which I want to invest and make a quick buck before starting college in a few weeks. Are there any stocks which have the potential to shoot up really high in the near future? T...

It is next up, You have been warned ONIONS boys.

Stuck at $0.2 USD

Was it getting scammed by 3 guys part? or was it being so late to the game, no one knows who you are part?

discuss bitcoin

Why dont you just short scam coins? If you know that a scam coin will rugpull, just buy some and short it. Easy money

Is it normal to lose money during a bullrun?

Day 1458 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 1M

>My CPU is a neural-net processor...a learning computer. You are deemed no longer necessary for employment and are hereby terminated. You will receive a UBI payment equivalent to 20% of your current s...

it's not really AI crypto, but close enough

It's bobina's market now

Kevin O'Leary, premier businessman of all North America

I made a coin if any of you want to be early for once. >Contract 7EqWjndAEAxVstDLbog59P1uxnvxcW84waKzsoNHN1a6

>checks volume

>I'm in charge Do you feel in charge?

lmao, place your bets!

Can we launch a mumina coin on solana guys?

Day 20 of snailposting every day until LINK is at $100

Day 1457 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 1M

If I win money, does it mean someone else loses money?

What are you looking to buy during this "correction"? I'm looking for $3 SUI

I don't think anyone is bullish enough. This is the solution to the problem of losing keys and inheritance. Also this will eventually lead to bitcoin-native insurance. You will be able to lock up you...

Day 29 of snail posting until xrp is at $10

icprompt. best play rn, based on a ai agent trader. they are about to launch tgme ICPROMPT, first 50 get something extra >autist agent that does swaps and wallet stuff >runs 24/7, no emotions, just m...

I mean, I understand if you're an entrepreneur and you don't want to give away your golden goose secret sauce idea as the ensuing competition would wipe out your profits, but what I don't get is the h...

It amazing how correlated Bitcoin is to tech stocks, even though it's not an actual operating business. It's also amazing how negatively correlated it is to gold, even though it's hyped as digital gol...

Nvidiabros…

>SAAAAAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE TARIFFINGS!!!!! how do i profit off 1.4 billion brown subhumans suffering? also what the chances that he includes services (poonigger outsourcing)?

I've missed the bull run. Missed all the stocks and cryptos. Is there ever gonna be another opportunity for me again?

hello /biz/ I recently found a very old laptop I used to use. I have access to the HDD and lo and behold found a multibit folder. I don't know if I had any BTC but I definitely remember looking into ...

What will you invest in when the chaos starts?

Why are we not buying Zcash again ?

WYFWT!!

icprompt. best play rn, based on a ai agent trader with 40%wpr. they are about to launch, heard something about some airdrop ;) tgme ICPROMPT

Check The Fred chart

This is my 3rd cycle in crypto. I’ve made a fortune from practically nothing, as an act of rebellion against the system. Now the system is providing juicy exit liquidity. I think I might just take the...

>O'Leary on a tariff 'capitulation' with Europe: 'They will have future problems' >"Shark Tank" investor Kevin O’Leary is taking another big bite at Europe over its tariff negotiation reluctance, war...

> Money does not have emotion. Money is tool only >Business without profit is hobby only. Hobby cannot feed family >If you do not know the numbers, your business is already dead business >Cash flow...

>Investor Kevin O’Leary says critics of Trump’s tariff policy are disingenuous or heavily misled. In a recent post, O’Leary explained that countries like Italy, Canada, England, and others slap a 13–1...

Why is there 6 threads up about some dr phil look alike fag called kevin O'Leary

If you really think about it, being a retail investor wagie is like being a mercenary. Your money = your life and survival, so risking it all for the sake of corporations purely for profit is an incre...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

few.

assuming I don't want to go through hassle of moving offline signed transactions from one air spaced computer to another... give me some good rules of practice? >don't want to keep on cex, obviously >...

One job supports Stay at home wife Live in maid Six kids

I heard Gril on solami is the next troll

I donated 14,000 dollars accidentally to a onlyfans model I liked after my whore ex girlfriend left me for a wealthy 40 year old guy and I was depressed and wasn’t in the right state of mind to be mak...

sUSD rugged

drop out of the top 20 is imminent. You just hate to see it

As if graduating weren't daunting and expensive and time consuming enough now, accountants like me face a jobs market devastated by AI. With big accountancy and finance firms turning to tech rather ...

I'm turning 29 soon. The past 5 years have been spent in isolation working from home. No friends, no family, no group hobbies. I have a beautiful girlfriend who can't speak English fluently, and somet...

It's for shit like this that the global south has united against US/NATO imperialism fuck america

>drive to work >walk in >told you're being fired >no severance pay or anything >"good luck" Employers who do this should be shot

97% chance of rate cut next month due to dog shit jobs report

>august 2020 $18 >august 2025 $16 turns out that Fudders were right and the deranged Link shills were wrong. Tough luck baggies

>six figure salary >respected by everyone in bizness >immune to outsourcing and AI (thats non-CPA accountants) why arent you a CPA?

Chainlink's Automated Compliance Engine (ACE) is embedded into the token standard that institutions are using to tokenize all of their RWAs. This means that Chainlink services are being used by defaul...

He's now calling no alt run this cycle. He sees the next period for alts to rise against BTC and USD will be 2028/29