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so I'm trying to figure out how to get a friend of mine to break up with his new gf, I HATE her and her existence has ruined my Saturdays as my friend only wants to hang out on Sundays now instead of both days like we used to before the appearance of this creature leaving me with nothing to do on my Saturdays, plus she ruined my birthday weekend with this so my hatred of her is never ending

please let the suggestions be realistic, i don't want it to be too obvious what I'm doing, I'm currently at a zero for ideas

I want a physical job that

>Pays $40,000 minimum
>Only moderately physical, nothing that will get me injured like carrying heavy packages all day
>No crazy training or high degree, something I can do with a Bachelor's degree or less

So I want to get serious about drawing and get a drawing tablet. What I see everywhere is that you should get one that doesn't have a screen, but I don't have a laptop and I don't want to be chained to my computer desk while I'm drawing. The ones with screens are more expensive which is expected. What do you think?

Is it normal for people to get bored and move in in relationships after the honeymoon phase ends?

Out of request i have decided to sit on my boyfriends face and now every time I do he sniffs violently, like he seems to REALLY like the smell.

What on earth am I supposed to think here

be me

buying something and there’s a line

tries to jump over the line thing and fails, falls on my ass

fucking cries like a loser

4chan how do i stop being a loser im going to kms

Whenever I see couples outside holding hands, cuddling or kissing I get extremely depressed and almost start crying. Is there a way to stop this?
Getting a gf is not an option as I'm 33 yrs old and still haven't figured out how to do that.

What should I as a 19 year old do to not waste my youth, these years have been passing by way too fast, it's already close to 2025. How exactly am I meant to spend my youth to not regret it later, many people have been calling me dumb and lazy, should I be travelling?

am I still supposed to go after girls if I don't live alone, don't have a car and don't have a job?
like I can't offer any convenience to them and neither for the relationship, so I wonder what would be the point

How do I stop wanting to kill myself for starting late?

I have a Gf who is much much younger than me and innocent, that I love, but I want to fuck young, varied pussy. fat, skinny, black, slutty, chaste, white, asian it doesn't matter. I want to fuck them all while keeping my GF. I know that I can keep it a secret

what do

I'm a Belgian (flemish) citizen living in Spain, in a small village, close to Portugal. My wife is Mexican, I'd like to start an agency online, a business that could be run completely from my laptop and here in Spain. I do have many ideas, but anons here usually stimulate my creativity so I'd love to here what you would do, I'm open to everything that makes bank

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i love my gf, but she has troubles with her ex, he threatens her and lives in another country, so i can't beat him up. what can i do now?

I have been NEET for a grand total of 1 month. I know this isn't so bad but I know I won't ever get out of it.

The issue is, I can't move on because I am crushingly directionless. I don't know what to do with my life. I don't have any ambitions or dreams. I don't have anything at all to strive for. I cannot get out of NEETDOM or even the mindset that follows with it.

How can I find any sort of inspiration? I cannot live like this. It's killing me

How do I stop talking about myself? Other people are so boring, I wish they would just speak their mind without being asked.

I'm on the spectrum (Assburgers) and I just got a job opportunity to work as a salesman. I'm becoming very nervous and I don't want to fuck this up.

I got some benzos and anti-deprassants lying around (Lorazepam, Xanax and Zoloft). Is it a good idea to take at least half a pill to help relax in the morning the first week?

How can I permanently stop masturbating?

Why am I never complimented or approached in public by strangers despite being good looking, charming and in shape?

How do I analyze what went wrong and learn from it for the future? It's been like a year since it ended and it was my first real relationship (I was in it for like 10 months) and I still don't think I'm fully over it.

I try to talk to friends about it a little when I feel comfortable sharing, I try and analyze it as if I were an outsider but I did so many things wrong myself and I feel like he also did and that he sucked as a person. Well, I guess you shouldn't date somebody 12 years older than you as your first bf.

In a way, I guess I feel a little cheated and maybe manipulated? I'm not sure what to say about it. There were just multiple moments with this man where you get that gut feeling that's telling you "oh this is a bad idea" but not just like "oh it's bad for you" but rather a more primal "fight or flight" scenario type of thing, where you kind of fear of what he's going to do next.

He never hurt me or did anything bad to me but there were just multiple moments where I feel he was just like, trying to drill into the insides of my mind and basically manipulating it to his whims to get me to feel like he feels. I feel really awkward about it. I don't know what else to say or how to describe it. I've also been sort of mentally not that well for a few years now, sort of an asocial shut-in person so somebody holding my hand and hugging me and well, "loving" me for the first time felt good, it felt really comforting. Maybe that's why I don't want to let it go.

I am bothered sexually by every sounds that anyone makes. It doesn't matter if I wear headphones or I'm just busy it makes my privates tingle and I writh in pain. I live with other people so trying to be occupied doesn't work because they make noise. What are some ways that will help me not be so horny?

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how can i make the world a better place and make people happier on a large scale?
>inb4 kys

Get it off your chest, friends!

My girlfriend I met online suddenly had a set of life circumstances hit her and we took the opportunity to move in together. She's now a few states away from her family and I'm right at home in my home state. It is great, and I really love her, but there are some things I'm not certain how to deal with and it can be exhausting. Things like
>not really having any alone time or peace because I'm an EXTREMELY introverted person
>always feeling like I need to be an entertainer and in some kind of fun mood
>always feeling guilty if I'm not actively doing something with her even if I want to do my own thing for a day or two
>feeling like I need to be dependable even as I'm going through my own problems
>not being able to sleep in the same bed as her because we have exact opposite sleep habits (I need to doze off while watching or listening to something, she needs total silence and darkness)
What can I do? Open communication about things helps of course, but the problems keep cropping up. Is this normal? It's been about two months now.

I don't want to wear a poppy this remembrance day.

Don't get me wrong, I 100% appreciate the sacrifice that our veterans in WW1 and WW2 had made for my country. However, the freedoms and values that were protected ultimately led to fucktons of pajeets invading our country. You see them on the street, in the office, or at stores, all speaking in tongues and refusing to assimilate in the country they chose to call home. They take jobs away from our own citizens, take plenty of government money to support them, and us natives get jackshit.

Some may say this is because they were exploited by a guy in India promising them a better life, the government looking to boost the population, or companies looking for cheap labor, but the matter of fact is they CHOSE to come here. They CHOSE to come to a country they probably know jack shit about, don't improve their English, and don't adopt our values. I have seen pajeets at work drink water out of the bathroom sink, as well as wash their face in the water like it's a shower.

Unfortunately, I can't accept the excuse of "You can still honor their sacrifice and criticize the current government". The fact of the matter is, it was the people our great-grandfathers died to defend, the values they fought for, that led to this. The culture and values that they died defending decided to bring in villagers from a shit heap in India en masse.

Maybe we wouldn't be in this situation if the enemy won. Or maybe I'd be complaining about other problems should they have won. Either way, I can't stand for a nation that has now disrespected it's own people, and begun favoring foreigners.

>. A person who's very outgoing, has an active circle of friends, charming, and takes control of the situation.
When you're with him, he takes you around places, he leads conversations, he introduces you to other friends, and treats you nicely. You'll probably want to be around him, you're free to be a submissive person towards him because he makes you feel safe socially. The entire experience of being around him is exiting and addictive.
How do I become more like this?

I want to kill myself. My planned method is combining vinegar and bleach to make a form of Chlorine gas. I live in a duplex, with my mother, younger sister, and I living on one side, with a single man what is only home 33% if the time, and has some marriage drama that I will not get into because his personal info does not need to be on the internet. Either tonight, tomorrow after school, or another day, I was going to shut myself in the garage we share with our neighbor, combine the chemicals in a small plastic water bottle, or some other container, breathe it in, and finally find freedom. I understand that Chlorine gas is fatal, but I only want myself to be the victim. I have failed 8 other suicide attempts (by different methods) and only 2 were even somewhat close to death before family showed up, or I gave up. Any ideas on how I can contain the gas within my garage so I don't harm neighbors, dogs/cats, and especially my own family, and a family with 2 5 year old's that live behind me? Please. Anything will help.

>feel bad because not studying so i get my shit together and start studyin
>brain physically hurts
>"I'll bear with it"
>understand nothing AND my brain still hurts
>now i feel fucking depressed ontop of everything else
>literally don't know from where to tackle this shit
am i even supposed to "push through" when things are like this? Do i apply effort when it does nothing and feels horrible ? i feel like giving up and just waiting for a time when studying actually does something

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The day of the Lord is near, a day of clouds.

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For thousands of years men have carried all the burdens of providing and everything that comes with civilization. Now it's women's time to pick up the slack and carry civilization forward.
My plan is to be a neet and for women wagies to pay their fair share by providing for me and everybody else in society for the next six thousand years.

It's time for men to sit back, relax and take it very easy for the next two thousand years at the very least. We earned it after all.

I've been asking myself this question for a year now, and I honestly don't know the answer

When my parents separated because the situation was no longer bearable, I ended up with my mother and three other idiots I have for younger siblings. I've taken care of each of them since they were babies while I was a 9-year-old kid, I've seen them grow up and all that shit, it would be nice if it weren't for the fact that I practically had to learn to be a father. My father was drunk all day long, and my mother was always out of the house to avoid fighting with him, so she left the work to me

I'm almost 20 now, and I feel like I haven't really lived. My classmates go out to parties, have girlfriends, and seem to be okay with it. Meanwhile, I have to figure out how the hell to bring money home because one salary is no longer enough. All I want is to finish my accounting degree and find a job far away from here and never contact my family again, Because for the last 10 years, I've done nothing but put their needs before my own. I just want to get away from this lecture about how I have to do what my father couldn't and make this family work

I simply don't want to keep doing that anymore

Boss put me on PIP after one of our foreign workers pissed onsite. It happened after I'd told my colleagues I was leaving for dinner. There were two superintendents and one safety person on duty that night, I'm the only one being punished.

PIP accuses me of some few actual mistakes I made (I was twice late for work, one was weather related) and around a dozen insane points. Either small incidents which were settled on the spot now dug back up, or even when someone else fought me. The piss incident happened less than 3 weeks after I provided proof of overtime work to HR and asked for overtime pay. It also follows lots of other safety violations. Many safety incidents were the result of senior supervisors telling me to allow violating safety rules as long as our workers are not caught by other contractors' workers. Boss didn't let me explain my side of the accusations at all during the PIP meeting, but now has responded to my signature & amended statement saying I was the one who didn't want to explain anything during the meeting.

TLDR; boss likely wants me gone. I have hard evidence that superiors in our company have been allowing violations and telling me to cover for them. Note I did not protest these orders until after my PIP because I was fresh and didn't want to lose my job. Well it seems I'm about to lose my job anyways given PIP protocol. When & how should I be prepared to present my recordings to our GC and maybe OSHA?

>t. superintendent at foreign construction firm

I want to match a couple of a beautiful woman and AN extremely repulsive man.
How do i do that?
>Why
I want tò see the woman's parents and friend cry while She drolls over a genetica failure

How do I (bio male) approach dating when I want strictly want trans men? I've hooked up easily enough in apps with all kinds, but even on Grindr saying "looking for trans men" gets me hate for "being a strait man looking for women!"

If anyone knows how to properly constructively approach the subject, or if you know of dating sites/apps that welcome it, I'm all ears. Thanks kindly.

how do i stop worrying about very unlikely bad scenarios?

I really want to be a God. Like really badly. So badly I cry about not having worshippers and power some days. I have always had a feeling of being ":superior", I don't wanna sound like some retard trying to act like an anime character but that's just how I am. I hate feeling weak, I've gone to the extreme just to not feel weakness. I hate it. I also have psychotic episodes which lead me to believe I'm genuinely a god. I really, really want to be a cult leader as well and these thoughts have persisted on for a very long time. I used to get bullied back in middle-high school, for unrelated reasons, and I hated it so much, mainly because it would always make me feel weak, and I would always yell and scream at people. This was involuntary/uncontrollable. I do not believe this is some sort of mental illness, and I don't believe I have a superiority complex or a god complex or whatever, I just am a god. I'm going insane. I need advice or help. I don't want therapy or professional help though just tell me how to get rid of these thoughts please guys. I beg of you. This is my first time on this site and I just need help. Oh dear. Please help me. I think everybody wants to be God or has wanted to but I do find this concerning. What should I do about this? I want to be God so badly it drives me crazy and makes me sob for hours!!!

It's the only thing left that I care about.

Making friends isn't an issue for me. It comes as easy as butter. Anyway, here's the context.

>Mom financially dependent on father
>Father wants to cut
>Okay fine, Ill take over
>Hmm... How to support two?
>Enlist, declare her as dependent
>Receive allowances for mom
>At the defense language institute currently
>Basically gonna be hopping between places for the next three years, the time left on my contract
>Meet this one girl
>She's leaving the school next week
>We talk a bunch
>Multiple months have passed since she left, we still continue to talk over text
>I find that I really like her
>Obviously pursuing her would be retarded, I'm never gonna realistically see her again
>This is true of anybody I date in the next (slightly less than) three years
What now? I already have money figured out. Fitness figured out. I'm progressively looksmaxxing with fitness and tretinoin. I just want a life long partner. What now. I can't do it for the next three years. Just hiatus until then?

How do i stop getting all my opinions from 4chan? I can't think for my myself and just go with whatever 4chan thinks about things. I don't know why i am like this. How do i change?

I just got a gift card for a favor I did a friend.
It's for Italian food.
Should I use this as an opportunity to ask a girl to dinner?
It would be nice to go get some good food.

Is there anything I can do fix her stupid horseface? I'm getting tired to look at it and she has become annoying too. I'm willing to pay a doctor for a procedure.

how tf do i stop crushing on disgusting ppl

How do you develop an "interesting" personality and set of hobbies if all you've liked for so long are just video games and bodybuilding?

I really want to branch out a lot. What are some cool hobbies you guys do and especially that encourage touching grass?

I've noticed that smelling bad is pretty much a free excuse to dunk on someone and be applauded for doing so.

So how do I not only ensure that I don't smell bad, but can be confident I smell, like, really really good? Shower daily, deodorant, wash laundry regularly, but what else? Cologne? Dermatologist tricks? I don't want people to even have an excuse to dismiss me based on smell