>>149927358
OH THAT WAS AFTER THE BELL JOE

>>510453620
THE SPORT OF MIXED MARTIAL COCKS IS TAKING THE WORLD BY STORM

>>149780027
RONDA ROUSEY HAS MAYWEATHER LIKE BOXING, JOE

HIS CLITTY CAGE JUST GOT ABSOLUTELY ROCKED, JOE

>>149728869
THOSE DRONES ATTACKING YOUR BODY IS SUCKING AWAY YOUR ENERGY BAR MIKE SOON HE'S NOT GONNA HAVE ANY FUNCTION LEFT

RIGHT YOU ARE JOE AND JUST AS A REMINDER TONIGHT HAS BEEN SPONSORED BY GAMER 3, PREPARE TO GET THE GAME O-

OH WHAT'S THIS???! A BALLISTIC MISSILE?!

IT IS ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL OVER

shut up and get ready for UFC: White House! Live from the White House lawn! Sorry, billionaire paedos only but we goys can watch for just 199.99! WHAT AN INCREDIBLE EVENT, JOE!

>>149708360
OOOOOOH MY GOOOODNESS!

HASBULLA SEEMS TO BE FADING MIKE IT LOOKS LIKE GRAVE DIGGER MIGHT HAVE THE UPPER HAND

JOE NO KIDDING WHAT AN ABSOLUTE CLINIC IS BEING PUT ON RIGHT NOW

Well I'm just gonna say Ilia will prob hold that belt for awhile, he's on A METEORIC RISE!

>WE'RE HERE LIVE FROM THE MANDALAY EVENT CENTER FOR CHARLES OLIVE ERA VERSUS ELI TOPURIO, I'M YOUR HOST MIKE GOLDBERG ALONGSIDE MY PARTNER JOE ROGAN HERE FOR A-
*shots ring out*
*screams*
*Ilia and Charles on ground struggling*
>WOOOOOOW WHAT A FLURRY FROM BRYCE MITCHELL MIKE!
*more shots*
*Ilia and Charles heads explode*
>BRYCE "AR-15" MITCHELL HAS DONE IT!!!

>>149352783
5D Chess Jones knowing Tom's year of waiting and cleaning poop out of his shoes would washmaxx him! AAAAAAND NEEEW, UFC UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIOOOON

CIIIIRYLLLL GAAAAAAANE

>>508108617
JAAAASON "MAAAYHEEEM" MIIIIILLLERRRRRR

ED "SHORT FUSE" HERMAN!

>>149226245
AND NOW IT'S TIME, FOR OUR MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING! BUTT VERSUS PENIS III BROUGHT TO YOU BY CULO BLANCO TEQUILA!

>>507514773
WELCOME TO UFC AZERBAIJAN!

>>507512782
An *enlightened* faggot.

>>507508603
spics seem to be feeling the walls closing in, I knocked one out cold last night at a nearby gas station. I guess he was trying to be intimidating or an asshole to anyone coming in, which is weird cause he was like 5'3 and built like a goron. Anyway, he was getting in front of people and driving the two people staff mad, he tried to cut me off from getting to the beer cooler and just stood there with this smug greasy look on his face so I just popped him with a straight right. I just wanted some beer and cool ranch doritos, but nah, I had to deal with some faggot from some faggot somewhere just being a shit bag for no reason. If America doesn't go red hot with this deportation shit the rest of our lives are going to be total shit.

ULTIMATE FIGHTING HAS COME TO IRAN, HI AGAIN EVERYONE I'M MIKE GOLDBERG ALONGSIDE MY BROADCAST PARTNER JOE ROGAN HERE AT THE PAZDITCH ORPHANAGE FOR UFC 337

THIAGO "THE PITBULL" ALVES!

If I ran into Elon Musk IRL and his entire detail team was taking a shit I feel like I could palm strike him right in the head, gutturally shout at him
>WHERE DID BATTLE.NET GO?
and he'd just cower and agree to anything I asked