Any hoop callers here? I'm ready to play

>>213091970
He goes by Big B in the Mid West. I never met him but I've heard about him.

I have a homey down St Louis way, bit rough around the edges but a cool cat nonetheless. Did a 5 stretch for manslaughter in 03 but it was self defense.

Anyway he used to hoop with JB before he blew up as an actor, the stories he could tell about that crew....my god. Anyway he said Jon wasn't much of a shooter but if he was guardin' you.... yall better watch out. They say he could rebound the basketball like a prime Maecus Camby, and if there was anyone you'd want to get a clutch stop in the final seconds, Jon was your man. Even though his jumper needed work, he used to dunk the ball like Vince Carter. There's a story about a pick up game that some local gangsters started with JBs crew. A lot of money was put down on it. One of the leaders of the local set pulled a piece at halfcourt cos they thought Jon was a ringer. Things got heated and Jon had to calm things down with his down-to-earth street-wise charm. They got back to playing and JB managed to get the game winning steal after posting a triple double in OT. They all cracked some 40s afterwards, and it seemed like all was gonna be cool but one of those knuckleheads made a transphobic comment within earshot of Jon........ i don't want to go into details cos I aint no snitch but let's just say those hoods' playing days are over.

>burn local
Back
>hoop local
SO FUCKING BACK

He's a good basketball player (on the defensive end a killer but not a great shooter desu) but I dont care for his acting chops

>>213054898
JP is not a real one

>>213025641
I've heard people say Big B is a Pharissee of some kind lol

9 and a half inches soft.

Einhorn had possibly the biggest cock in the history of fiction. 15 inches erect. They say that's why she missed the kick. Got distracted by her cock falling out of her jockstrap. Same thing happens to Big B when he's playing basketball.

Ohh hell nah. I know you didnt just diss Big B

>>212875324
All these bums getting burned local lmao

I wonde what position Sam Hyde plays. Probably point guard

>>212849560
>Big B

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Narrow shouldered queer more like. Looks like the heaviest thing he's lifted in the past 3 years is a deli sandwich

*hoops*

Bump local

>>212515106
I have a homey down St Louis way, bit rough around the edges but a cool cat nonetheless. Did a 5 stretch for manslaughter in 03 but it was self defense.

Anyway he used to hoop with JB before he blew up as an actor, the stories he could tell about that crew....my god. Anyway he said Jon wasn't much of a shooter but if he was guardin' you.... yall better watch out. They say he could rebound the basketball like a prime Bill Russell, and if there was anyone you'd want to get a clutch stop in the final seconds, Jon was your man. Even though his jumper needed work, he used to dunk the ball with ease. There's a story about a pick up game that some local gangsters started with JBs crew. A lot of money was put down on it. One of the leaders of the local set pulled a piece at halfcourt cos they thought Jon was a ringer. Things got heated and Jon had to calm things down with his down-to-earth street-wise charm. They got back to playing and JB managed to get the game winning steal after posting a triple double in overtime. They all cracked some 40s afterwards, and it seemed like all was gonna be cool when one of those gangsters made a transphobic comment within earshot of Jon........ i don't want to go into details cos I aint no snitch but let's just say those hoods' playing days are over

>>212514842
We're on the grind every day and what are you doing? Prolly napping, then just straight hatin' when you wake.

We came from the bottom and no we on top. Keep hatin' jerk

>>212461652
Shooting? Nah Big B ain't much of a shooter but he's a lockdown defender fr fr

I have a homey down St Louis way, bit rough around the edges but a cool cat nonetheless. Did a 5 stretch for manslaughter in 03 but it was self defense.

Anyway he used to hoop with JB before he blew up as an actor, the stories he could tell about that crew....my god. Anyway he said Jon wasn't much of a shooter but if he was guardin' you.... yall better watch out. They say he could rebound the basketball like a prime Bill Russell, and if there was anyone you'd want to get a clutch stop in the final seconds, Jon was your man. Even though his jumper needed work, he used to dunk the ball with ease. There's a story about a pick up game that some local gangsters started with JBs crew. A lot of money was put down on it. One of the leaders of the local set pulled a piece at halfcourt cos they thought Jon was a ringer. Things got heated and Jon had to calm things down with his down-to-earth street-wise charm. They got back to playing and JB managed to get the game winning steal after posting a triple double in overtime. They all cracked some 40s afterwards, and it seemed like all was gonna be cool when one of those gangsters made a transphobic comment within earshot of Jon........ i don't want to go into details cos I aint no snitch but let's just say those hoods' playing days are over.

Toughest defender in the NBA if he ever signed... Lucky for guys like Steph he's already got a successful acting and podcast career

Big B doesn't just burn local he hoops local as well. Trust me, you do NOT want to face him on the court

>>212376226
What would you know about demons?

>>212376096
Kept. Always keeping gully out my way bro. Lotta young cats wouldn't understand that. Too many out here yapping and jawing til I clean em up on the courts. Hoop local

>>212349812
I have a homey down St Louis way, bit rough around the edges but a cool cat nonetheless. Did a 5 stretch for manslaughter in 03 but it was self defense.

Anyway he used to hoop with JB before he blew up as an actor, the stories he could tell about that crew....my god. Anyway he said Jon wasn't much of a shooter but if he was guardin' you.... yall better watch out. They say he could rebound the basketball like a prime Bill Russell, and if there was anyone you'd want to get a clutch stop in the final seconds, Jon was your man. Even though his jumper needed work, he used to dunk the ball with ease. There's a story about a pick up game that some local gangsters started with JBs crew. A lot of money was put down on it. One of the leaders of the local set pulled a piece at halfcourt cos they thought Jon was a ringer. Things got heated and Jon had to calm things down with his down-to-earth street-wise charm. They got back to playing and JB managed to get the game winning steal after posting a triple double in overtime. They all cracked some 40s afterwards, and it seemed like all was gonna be cool when one of those gangsters made a transphobic comment within earshot of Jon........ i don't want to go into details cos I aint no snitch but let's just say those hoods' playing days are over.

I have a homey down St. Louis way, bit rough around the edges but a cool cat nonetheless. Did a 5 stretch for manslaughter in 03 but it was self defense.

Anyway he used to hoop with JB before he blew up as an actor, the stories he could tell about that crew....my god. Anyway he said Jon wasn't much of a shooter but if he was guardin' you.... yall better watch out. They say he could rebound the basketball like a prime Bill Russell, and if there was anyone you'd want to get a clutch stop in the final seconds, Jon was your man. Even though his jumper needed work, he used to dunk the ball with ease. Most of the fellas on the court swore he must have been a light skinned brotha cos' Jon's verticle was easily 48 inches. And that ain't no lie.

There's a story about a pick up game that some local gangsters started with JBs crew. A lot of money was put down on it. One of the leaders of the local set pulled a piece on half court cos they thought Jon was a ringer. Things got heated but Jon had to calm things down with his down to earth street-wise charm. They got back to playing and JB managed to get the game winning steal after posting a triple double in overtime. They all cracked some 40s afterwards, and it seemed like all was gonna be cool when one of those gangsters made a transphobic comment within earshot of Jon.... and let's just say those hoods' playing days are over.

>>212202369
Big B doesn't like to brag but he's never allowed a single point in one on one. I wouldn't want to play him it'd be a straight humiliation ritual

Jon is a real one he even balls out down at the local courts. Never too old to teach these young cats a thing or two

>>212046700
Who is this dude? Does he burn local? If not we might have to b-ball to see who is the shotcaller around here!

>>212002207
>is there a set radius of my residential address I have to stick to or...?
Yes, the radius is 4 hogsheads. Unless you get into other people's local territory, in which case you have the challenge them to ball to see who gets to burn local. vidrel shows this epic battle.

Hoop local

>I'm gonna teach these schvartzes what a real on can do on the court

>how you gon protect that rim ?

>>211402232
how you gon protect that rim ?