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7/24/2025, 10:54:41 AM
>>716297086
Damn, they're even going after the homosexuals, that's how you know this is serious business. Oh well, maybe if you didn't spent years uglifying women in non-porn games, I'd care.
Karma's a bitch.
Damn, they're even going after the homosexuals, that's how you know this is serious business. Oh well, maybe if you didn't spent years uglifying women in non-porn games, I'd care.
Karma's a bitch.
7/20/2025, 8:53:43 PM
7/18/2025, 10:47:19 AM
7/17/2025, 5:59:13 PM
>>715718587
Just make a new game with the Nsane artstyle or Retro PS1 artstyle. And while you're at it, port Wrath of Cortex and Twinsanity PC. Yes, they are objectively shit but people will still buy them.
If you didn't know, Bubsy is still alive and has a new upcoming collection with all of his awful games.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3039890/Bubsy_in_The_Purrfect_Collection/
And those awful games WILL sell.
Just make a new game with the Nsane artstyle or Retro PS1 artstyle. And while you're at it, port Wrath of Cortex and Twinsanity PC. Yes, they are objectively shit but people will still buy them.
If you didn't know, Bubsy is still alive and has a new upcoming collection with all of his awful games.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3039890/Bubsy_in_The_Purrfect_Collection/
And those awful games WILL sell.
7/12/2025, 1:28:22 PM
7/11/2025, 8:01:06 PM
>>530840474
Yep. Amazing isn't it? Meanwhile Orange Sonic can't seem get it up after one misstep. The Blue Bastard is immortal, somehow.
Yep. Amazing isn't it? Meanwhile Orange Sonic can't seem get it up after one misstep. The Blue Bastard is immortal, somehow.
7/10/2025, 9:58:33 PM
>>715090661
It was surviving just fine until Crash 4 redesigned everyone.
It was surviving just fine until Crash 4 redesigned everyone.
7/9/2025, 9:35:33 PM
>>714989524
That's normal for most games. Majority of people never finish games.
>Retro mode
Means absolutely nothing. The excess amount of wumpa fruit in levels means you'll have too many lives in most cases.
That's normal for most games. Majority of people never finish games.
>Retro mode
Means absolutely nothing. The excess amount of wumpa fruit in levels means you'll have too many lives in most cases.
7/6/2025, 6:52:23 PM
>>714682370
Your "game" isn't worth beating. It's a boring slog that goes against what a Crash Bandicoot game is supposed to be: Quick and arcade-y.
Your "game" isn't worth beating. It's a boring slog that goes against what a Crash Bandicoot game is supposed to be: Quick and arcade-y.
7/5/2025, 6:58:41 PM
7/3/2025, 10:25:58 AM
>>714357883
It's okay but hasn't aged well.
It's okay but hasn't aged well.
7/2/2025, 11:58:15 PM
>>714314703
>a major resurgence
Let's not oversell things anon. Crash was doing okay in that remakes of the older i.e. Good Games were getting into the hands of new fans. In order to be in "major resurgence" territory, he'd need a comic, a tv show, and at least a toyline. The 2nd of which got killed off by Activision over
>checks notes
A fart joke.
He had a chance but got killed by woke incompetence. Tale as old as time.
>a major resurgence
Let's not oversell things anon. Crash was doing okay in that remakes of the older i.e. Good Games were getting into the hands of new fans. In order to be in "major resurgence" territory, he'd need a comic, a tv show, and at least a toyline. The 2nd of which got killed off by Activision over
>checks notes
A fart joke.
He had a chance but got killed by woke incompetence. Tale as old as time.
6/28/2025, 1:57:12 AM
You can't have a "Crash 5" anymore. The "Crash 4" game has made the brand too toxic.
6/26/2025, 8:41:52 PM
>>713722763
Blame TFB and Activision.
Blame TFB and Activision.
6/25/2025, 12:52:54 AM
>>713549787
The people in charge of Crash (even during the Naughty Dog era) are retards. Say what you will about Sonic but his brand is nowhere near as mismanaged as picsreel.
>>713553780
>>713556770
You know what's sad about this? That, put into chart form, shows a steady decline in sales overtime. Executives don't take kindly to that.
The people in charge of Crash (even during the Naughty Dog era) are retards. Say what you will about Sonic but his brand is nowhere near as mismanaged as picsreel.
>>713553780
>>713556770
You know what's sad about this? That, put into chart form, shows a steady decline in sales overtime. Executives don't take kindly to that.
6/24/2025, 6:17:30 PM
>>713530184
>Using financially successful Tag Team Racing as an example
Nice bait. Picsreel is the actual reason Crash is dead.
>Using financially successful Tag Team Racing as an example
Nice bait. Picsreel is the actual reason Crash is dead.
6/21/2025, 6:39:33 PM
>>713260643
The "wokeness" is a red flag for misappropriated resources. To put it another way, they worried about nonessential ideological problems instead of whether or not the game is good. The graphics suck, the characters suck, the gameplay sucks, the story sucks but they made sure to have the proper racial and gender ratio of characters so there isn't too many whites, males, or white males.
This is also why games launch broken and buggy.
The "wokeness" is a red flag for misappropriated resources. To put it another way, they worried about nonessential ideological problems instead of whether or not the game is good. The graphics suck, the characters suck, the gameplay sucks, the story sucks but they made sure to have the proper racial and gender ratio of characters so there isn't too many whites, males, or white males.
This is also why games launch broken and buggy.
6/17/2025, 1:00:03 AM
>>712837536
>CTR just hit 10 million sale
And yet the franchise is still dead.
https://x.com/CrashBandicoot/status/1934657226846724255
Seriously, how do we resurrect the Crash Bandicoot franchise?
>CTR just hit 10 million sale
And yet the franchise is still dead.
https://x.com/CrashBandicoot/status/1934657226846724255
Seriously, how do we resurrect the Crash Bandicoot franchise?
6/13/2025, 9:21:21 PM
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