Hi guys sorry if this has already been answered but after reading the Chainlink reserve blog post I'm still left wondering: What % of offchain revenue will go to PAYMENT ABSTRACTION? Is it ALL OF IT? ...

check the market cap, Solana niggers in disbelief

i hate all of you lying pieces of shit i 'm not giving you my blood and sweat so you can steal it with your lies! kys asshole scum

> All news are bearish > Trump just signs crypto 401(k)s to distract brainlets > it works, suddenly noone cares anymore, everything pumps, ETH breaking 4k despite shitty volume, a dying dollar and con...

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phew that really was maximum pain there for a moment, wasn't it? i really thought eth was actually dead

OOOOOO LITECOIN BOOMER BROS WERE GONNA MAKE IT

Why can’t Washington DC use real gold even if it costs millions of dollars?

Right, so me and the lads were down spoons the other night, neckin’ cheeky pints and chatting crypto (not actual graft, obvs), waiting on our chips and curry. We’re having a natter about how the banks...

Right??

> insnantly listed on every major exchange > nvidia and microsoft partnerships > greyscale etf > only 130mc real talk, what is going on here? this should be at billions because of nvidia parternship...

What coins can I purchase in my 401k?

*Shorts ETH* Thank you for playing

is anyone trading weekly charts? I don't have a lot of time lately and was wondering if is possible to profitable trade stocks on weekly charts.

>LINK Announced token buybacks and that they're doing hundreds of millions in revenue which is all about to start being purposed for buying LINK tokens on open market >pumps 10% >XRP No longer getting...

What if Satoshi decides to turn off Bitcoin

is the only way to make money in crypto to become emotionally decoupled from your bags? if so, how do you do this?

Are we going to see a big market dump in the next couple of months?

stocks go up edition >Educational sites: https://www.investopedia.com/ https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain >Financial TV Streams: https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html https:/...

We're in Phase 2, right? ETH seems to be outperforming BTC. How long does it usually take until the money flows into shitcoins? I'm holding 100% shitcoins.

No one is hiring. We are in a recession.

Isolated pumps ≠ bullish trend

bull-goyim bros... we fell for a bull trap again... $117k brvtally rejected, it's over for us

The God Protocol.

I was working a lot with vibes on this and it's time to ask for your opinion as the source of financial mayhem https://www.lolcats.fun/ be honest or lie

any like pic related but >payout in crypto (any) >not dead ?

I sold all my ethereum, i can't wait for this crap to crash below 2k, see you on monday baggies

Is outsourcing your wife a wise business decision?

If Bitcoin hits $1M that's not even a 10x from current levels. We need something else to get rich.

>Three months ago, Georges Karam had never considered for a moment that his semiconductor company might start buying bitcoin. >Shares of his New York-listed business had been struggling for some time ...

Post your bitfuck face when Ripple didn’t unlock XRP from escrow and instead bought 700m this month for the first time ever

Your precious $4000, gratefully accepted.

My Monero

Lol

For me it's cause I couldn't save my dog.

Four thousand American buckaroos

How do people make all that money on options? I see people Reddit turning 5 figures into 7 with lucky option calls. I've been doing options stuff but really only making beer money, what are they doing...

Soon 5k ETH REJECTED! Then 20k ETH REJECTED! So beautiful. So many rejections

WTF WAS THAT

Imagine not shorting ETH at 4k, free money glitch lmao, now waiting for it to go back below 3k, got a feeling cycles over so it could very well go below 1k in a couple weeks/months

they just announced 100% tariffs on blockchains HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHA

say it linkies. say you failed at attaining financial freedom and happiness. do this now. and no, muh strategic reserve or whatever the FUCK the latest boondoggle is won't save you

I never stopped believing Thank you SN

Should I buy Ethereum? Can it go to 100k like Bitcoin?

Rate me

Is there any service that will act as a cashapp intermediary? I need to make a payment with Cashapp but can't, but I could pay someone to do it for me with Paypal.

$7777 by 2027?

Realized i still have a small bag of this worth like $2k sitting in an old wallet. Should i just let it sit in case it ever moons again or is this shit dead.

I actually regret converting all my stellar into BTC 4 days ago.

Day 30 of snail posting until xrp is at $10

It's NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!

fuck warren buffet what the fuck does warren buffet even know look at this motherfucker right here look how old and wrinkly that bitch is if i woke up looking like warren buffet i would be pissed

$4000 brutally rejected

PEPE refuses to pump

What are good exchanges if I wanna trade newest rugpulls the moment they go live

I’m the no vaxxer, and it is the best financial advice I gift to myself. You can’t refute this!

brazil edition >Educational sites: https://www.investopedia.com/ https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain >Financial TV Streams: https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html https://www.l...

>if the money supply increases by 10%, prices will also increase by 10% eventually is it really this simple?

Second call: Change your wallet you stupid nigger fuck >This is financial advice Yes I fixed the fucking typo stfu

So did you really make money in 2025? https://x.com/brewmarkets/status/1953562948347248859

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It's gonna finna bart, isn't it?..............

I FUCKING BOUGHT THE XLM TOP

> Bitcoin hodler cult Why do they need to push brainwashing? I thought it's a lucrative asset.

I’m now a balding 30 year old virgin with a measly $300,000 liquid net worth. I wasted my youth and thus my life.

PSA!!! If the coin involves: Indians, Muslims, Chinese, South East Asians, South Americans, or Eastern Europeans... IT IS A SCAM.

Link from the strategic reserve is part of circulating supply: Yes or No?

Bitcoin is the bobo now. Dump a bit to drive alt prices down to accumulate. Let go. Repeat.

Day 190 of snailposting every day until ETH is at 10k

>pools closed Yeah except if you're not a total brainlet. Yeah except if you wrote a custom staking contract that checks for open slots and immediately stakes the maximum available. Yeah except if yo...

Even if the allocation to crypto ends up being a measly 0.5% of the average normie retirement portfolio, that is $62 billion in buy pressure. More than enough to push the price of Bitcoin past $200k...

Lads I'm a little retarded, can someone double check my math? >5k in ULTY >5K IN MSTY Put $50 USD OOP a month into ULTY, drip the rest at month 6, drop ULTY and MSTY drips to 10% and start splitting...

Tsamina mina, eh eh Waka waka, eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa This is Ethereum's way, oh eh oh eh! Tsamina mina, eh eh Waka waka, eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa Proof of Stake is here to stay, oh eh oh e...

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Fuck the stupid fucking janny that is deleting LINK posts. You do it for free faggot. You've been put on notice.

>Go to bank 4pm >They are closed >We accept EVERYONE sticker on the door >LGBTQIA+ rainbow colors with black/brown on top >Turn 180 degrees and walk away

Losers rise up.... This is a BUY move. Kikes are trying to supress it. Peter THIEL involved. Man this is crazy. $200 strike by Sep 11th 2025.

https://blog.chain.link/chainlink-reserve-strategic-link-reserve/

I work at a major investment firm and we’ve discussed chainlink in some of our meetings. The reason we decided to only allocate 0.01% of our portfolio into LINK (compared to other allocations such a...

$4000 Waiting Room

WHAT THE FLIPPITY FLAP WAS THAT?

Chainlink $19.79

What did they mean by this?

Litecoin is one of the few coins that'll have financial adoption for ETFs and 401ks but it's market cap it way smaller than the others. $1500 eoy

>not a single person in US has received one (despite being US based company) >maybe a small handful in europe >mostly just shipped to aus/cn It's a fucking fiasco. They're telling everyone to WAIT as ...

GET IN HERE NOW

>I can see patterns in the noise >I'm gonna be rich

Every pullback is an opportunity

Post 'em. I am feeling optimist believe it or not.

All my positions are up like 90+% I have a bad feeling things are gonna get bad soon for some reason. But cash is also shit. So what do you hold your $$$ in that won't be effected by inflation or mark...

Previous: >>60745562 >Buy XRP on: Coinbase, Binance, Bitrue, Uphold, Robinhood, Kraken, Kucoin, etc >Why hold XRP? https://youtu.be/5urrOWO0KDI >Newfag Tutorial: https://youtu.be/23Yn5GdYpJc >XRPL...

what do you think about Scott Bessent?

Thank you for playing.

Upwork Ceo >workers using ai also experiencing burn out the most. White collar bros..I don’t feel so good. I am an accountant and I will be replaced by ai soon. While ai learns from me to replace me...

This time, I don't think we will have an altseason. Retail are the ones that cause it to happen, and retail are broke and still burnt from last cycle. The few retail normies investing into crypto are ...

>december 2024 $30 >august 2025 $19 Congratulations Linkies, when Bitcoin hits 200k you'll be back at $30 (maybe)

Melania coin was launched so we could get a good chance at buying Trump coin at lower prices before the full send to $500

Advocates: >there's nothing with the tokenomics Chainlink: >so we're creating this strategic reserve to improve tokenomics Lmaooooo

>may 2025 $410 >august 2025 $250 what happened to the Monero shills? They seem pretty silent kek

This might actually go somewhere

The top degen euphoria signal We all know what would happen next

$107000 waiting room

Why do so many retards go to work for peanuts everyday? You know you can just not work right? When my mum died, I got a million bucks so I told my boss to fuck off and left just like that. Just live o...

I am a neet from /r9k/, have I come to the right place to learn how to make it?

>eth almost @4k >a POO is under 80m MC It's literally over.

We've come a long, long way together

Is like investing for a swift kick in the dick. ... unless you're into that kind of thing.

I just applied for a credit card. How long until I'm fucked?

So let me get this straight, these companies are going to buy up 50% of the ETH supply, set the price at around $26,000, then for the next 10 years send it sideways and profit by selling the infinite ...

ETH will top out around 10k while Chainlink will be between 200 - 300 by end of cycle. Singularity is near

>yeh bruv i got 10k in xrp its gona replace bitcoin

I've become a bitcoin maxi. I converted all my altcoins to BTC. I'm tired of pump and dump scams. BTC will be 1mil by 2032. Trust the plan.

what the fuck even is this shit? how do you implement "volatility farming"? what even is the point of any of these fucking vaporware utility tokens?

Wow Bitcoin Boomers absolutely seething if this is true https://x.com/Tyler_Did_It/status/1953563254686724503/photo/1

Their European Confederacy won't last another 5 years tops.

chainlink token

And even today. This could lead into a very nasty chart with a dead cat bounce just completed.

you were warned

>Shark tank multimillionaire Kevin O'leary says that the european union is on it's last throws of a flailing economy. >"their meat and potatoes are the automotive and pharmaceutical sector. The rest ...