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Thread 82089245 Archived
What would you do if you woke up one morning as an attractive blonde woman with big tits?
Me personally?
If I got a confirmation that its permanent and not just some dream, I would try and pivot towar...
Thread 82089690 Archived
Are women able to seduce us without offering sex?
Thread 82090547 Archived
I used to be terrarized for simply leaving my room so I spend years hiding in there only getting food when I knew no one was home
Now I am no longer afraid but Ive wasted so much time, I should kill t...
Thread 82090464 Archived
Today is the last day you're going to live this day. Crazy, isn't it?
Thread 82090068 Archived
guess i can't
Most of you here suck at watching yu gi oh Archived
There I said it
Get gud
Thread 82090326 Archived
do u guys think im good at rating women i just met
Thread 82090332 Archived
I have failed at literally everything I ever tried to do
I'm so fucking retarded and unlucky I should just neet and never try anything.
Thread 82088871 Archived
Western foids, why do you larp as men?
are moids really into fake moaning? Archived
i don't make porny moans during sex. i can't fake anything. i got too used to keeping quiet while masturbating in my room for decades so i am dead silent until when i am about to coom. then my breathi...
/britfeel/ Archived
MS Pride of Hull edition
Thread 82087749 Archived
There isn't a single woman more intelligent than me in this world
Even including the ones such as Marie Curie that are exceptionally rare among women
Thread 82090315 Archived
layer 5
the harem tables
Thread 82089431 Archived
> 250 million dollars
> 24 years old
How does it make you feel?
Thread 82088443 Archived
Any walkers here?
/dykebot/ Archived
our goddess mommy
Thread 82090240 Archived
You'll never have adventures in self-sufficiency in landscapes like these, as you see in anime. Why live?
Thread 82089834 Archived
>We bes on dat gta now bwoyyy
How do you respond
Thread 82090269 Archived
What's the point in talking with males?
I've my childhood friend that I talk with everyday, but besides him fuck every other man in the world
The women at least you want to fuck them so you've a reaso...
Thread 82089961 Archived
Has your oneitis ever told you about her sex life?
Thread 82090189 Archived
i will get a new gf i will love her so much until I'm all she ever thinks about and then ghost her this is a petty act of revenge for what my ex did I wish I could take it out on her but i can't so an...
Thread 82088178 Archived
>her black husband cheated on her with white women while pregnant
>makes an entire album about becky with the good hair
>sees sydney sweeney a white woman half her age in an ad praising her genes
>sla...
Thread 82090227 Archived
High on tram and pregabalin, plus coke, how was your's day anons?
Thread 82088389 Archived
Cumming in your sister and taking it easy
Thread 82089677 Archived
gen alpha unironically think this is furry
Thread 82087122 Archived
How to stop a sudden onset of Negrosis ?
Thread 82088601 Archived
honestly, thinking logically, you dont actually lose anything for being a cuck. your woman gets happy, you make other men happy, everybody releases their sexual tension. i had this thought when i was ...
Thread 82088343 Archived
>decide to actually live out my fetish because my life sucks so why not
>apply to office job as a woman even though I'm male
>get interview
>get hair done and show up to interview in women's clothes
>...
Thread 82089042 Archived
I want to troon SO BADLY
Thread 82090062 Archived
I like the 4channel AI.
https://duckduckgo.com/?t=h_&q=4channel&ia=chat
Thread 82088475 Archived
pls stop saying stupid shit
Thread 82087460 Archived
On a scale from 1 to 0. Are you happy?
Thread 82090017 Archived
the wall street bros were like
>yeaaah duuude lets build a bull statue thats sick bro. Lets make some money maaaan this is awesome!
but the retarded women had to step in and make it all about them. Th...
Thread 82089197 Archived
>prostitution is illegal because...BECAUSE IT JUST IS OK?!?!
Rationalize it. Pimps can be completely illegal, it can be regulated easily, illegalizing it makes no sense beyond spiting (for some reason...
Thread 82089713 Archived
What does an incel dinner typically consist of?
Thread 82089969 Archived
frogposting time gang
Thread 82087189 Archived
Women are property to be owned and conquered
Thread 82089803 Archived
I CANT STOP EATING i hate myself so much...
Thread 82089765 Archived
How old would you say this girl looks?
Thread 82088738 Archived
At a certain point youre just going to have to call a whore a whore and move on with your life, are you ready for that like they are?
Thread 82089675 Archived
>we're already over half way through the decade
So far, has anything good happened to you in the 2020s?
Thread 82088546 Archived
hey im just posting frogs, dont mind me
Thread 82087386 Archived
why don't you just get a math genius tranny gf, anon?
Thread 82089374 Archived
This could have been me and fembot if she was willing to settle for a brown haired moid. Now my future femoid wife has to sit at home alone all day, so sad TTTTwTTTT
Thread 82088275 Archived
>want to stop worshipping white women
>come up with a plan to condition myself into finding them repulsive
>watch copious amounts of porn where they do depraved acts like fucking dogs and eating shit
...
Thread 82089196 Archived
Why are people freaking out about a girl that only has 25,000 subs? Half of the money is probably going to OnlyFans and her PR team
Thread 82089148 Archived
I miss her :(((((
when does the pain stop?
wagie stories/greentexts Archived
whats the worst shit youve seen at work
>be young 28 yo anon at that time
>working at call center
>everyone fucks everyone
>everyone does drugs while working
>everyone drinks while working
>looked li...
Thread 82088106 Archived
I wish I were more normal.
I wish I could understand what people like about relationships, family, and children.
Or jazz, expensive watches, and jewelry.
Especially jewelry! What good is a gold chain,...
Thread 82088931 Archived
I want s chinese bitch so bad now
Thread 82088940 Archived
i filled a spoon with nutmeg and ate it am i going to get high
Thread 82089636 Archived
i have a tummy ache and i feel like throwing myself trough a fucking door
fuck my life to pieces kill everyone
Thread 82089776 Archived
yust posting some frogs dont mind me
Thread 82087395 Archived
*judges you*
Thread 82085359 Archived
>mfw the moids who use this board look like this
I thought you were skinny young nerd types
Thread 82087283 Archived
why are the majority troons white and not niggers/chinks/spics
Thread 82089011 Archived
Who do you side with in this twitter interaction?
Thread 82089488 Archived
Mothafuckin same 2 niggery ass fruit flies in my room for like a week but theres no food, how tf these niggas not dead after 2 days? Dont they only live like 5 days?
Paracetamol Archived
What's the recommended amount of paracetamols, I say two mom says three. (patrionizing fetish)
Thread 82088740 Archived
>"Agggh, why can't we have pockets in our pants! This is so sexist!"
>Multiple companies start popping up, with large pockets for women's pants
>It messes with the bodies figure, adding anything into ...
Thread 82085994 Archived
How would you feel if you looked like picrel?
Thread 82088481 Archived
You should play vrchat with me. I am camping near the spawn of this world.
https://vrch.at/0jja40yz
Thread 82089611 Archived
AI retards have ruined university for me. Why do I have to put 50 spelling and grammar errors in my self done assignments just so that I don't get nuked with a 0 by another fucking robot??
This board is full of shit. Women are actually super chill if you get to know them Archived
This thread indoctrinated me when I was 14 and fucked up my relationship with the women in my life. Took a ton of therapy to move past that.
Fast forward to know as I am in my late 20s I still do not...
Thread 82088757 Archived
anyone know if there is a keyboard shortcut to select a file so i dont have to take my hands off the keyboard to grab my mouse to select a file
Thread 82089548 Archived
heard you want to lose your vcard
Thread 82089082 Archived
Why do black women wear wigs more than any other race of foid?
Thread 82089014 Archived
Imagine a pretty girl smiling and approaching you on the beach
Thread 82088963 Archived
How bad and pathetic is it that having two fat girls interested me at once gave me a lot more confidence? For reference im 18 and ugly and they're both 16
Israel Archived
Why is it so hard for chuds to recognize that without the US support Israel will cease to exist? That would displace 10 million people and with that the Jewish people will become a diaspora again. The...
Thread 82089186 Archived
I literally cannot get over that my brother is 6'4 while I'm 6'0. It bugs me literally everyday, the only way I cope is thinking I'm a late bloomer at 19.
Thread 82088323 Archived
There are men with bodies like this yet I'm a snipped brownoid. Life is too unfair.
68% OF AMERICAN WOMEN ARE OVERWEIGHT Archived
no that isn't an exaggeration.
>41% are obese
>27% are overweight
A little less than a quarter of them are at a normal weight.
It's time to fat shame women.
>But what about men
>32% and that is includ...
Thread 82089361 Archived
Why don't manlets just date tall women?
Thread 82089347 Archived
i cant vibe code unless im blitzed on nutmeg NIGGA
Thread 82088227 Archived
Why would you dress like this in a store?
Thread 82089299 Archived
>you bring your mentally ill femcel /r9k/ gf home for the first time and your mom gives you this look
Thread 82089207 Archived
Why are normalfags so brainwashed?
Just insert any word like fascism and tyranny and they immediately have to attack it without even understanding it. Truly cattle
Thread 82088872 Archived
I cant get over a girl I didnt date (did send lewd stuff tho) we were just friends but I cant help thinking about her
She doesnt even think of me I bet
Thread 82089111 Archived
Why are there so many moralfags on this board nowadays? It's practically Reddit. You guys do know there's no point virtue signaling here right? There's no good goy points.
Thread 82089198 Archived
This is how I feel every day. Humans have destroyed everything, everything noble has disappeared from the Earth and its just a human biomass eating everything, just empty headed, dead-eyed demons. Irr...
Thread 82089149 Archived
why people are such shit, my neighbor invaded my home with a wall he is building i got home from work and he was already halfway through with some workers, i told him off and he got mad i dont let him...
Thread 82088506 Archived
I stare at women in public
I don't even try to hide it anymore
I just oggle their bodies while making angry lustful rageful faces at them
Idk how it makes them feel and I don't care
Am I the asshole, ...
Just be goofy Archived
You are incels because you are too serious. If you were funny women would flock to you.
So what are you waiting for?
Thread 82087492 Archived
Do you think these lil niggas are pure evil or ok?
Thread 82087437 Archived
why should I care about women's rights?
>but it's the good thing to do!
most women deny men basic empathy and society is biased against men and you can't do shit about it, if you dare to bring that up...
paid a loli to have sex with me Archived
>be me, 22 at the time, hotel marketing wagie
>19yo girl came for interview
>let's call her Vanessa
>petite, fair skin, soft voice, shy but sweet
>cute bangs, my weakness
>she gets hired as reception...
Thread 82087550 Archived
why does everything suck? Is it just me?
Why are nonnies so tsundere? Archived
Every nonny says im irrelevant and then namedrops me on r9k
Thread 82088952 Archived
i want to goon with my asshole but i have a hemorroid help me r9k
Thread 82088959 Archived
I look like this
I say this
New grifter strategy: Advice to doomers with COD gameplay in background? Archived
I've seen a few channels like this and they all sound similar too. It's some random american male teetering between redpill and blackpill ideologies discussions with FPS gameplay in the background.
Thread 82088902 Archived
how do i get this hairline?
Thread 82088895 Archived
I'm going to fucking kill this bitch, she keeps saying "aha" between my every 2 words, its throwing my speech off.
Thread 82088698 Archived
>them youngins these days dont know what work is
>just gotta grab a shovel swing a hammer sweat a little bit and quit mopin round
>if ya like that gal just go up and say somethin instead a sittin ther...
Thread 82087575 Archived
>good morning, femanon! *mwah* I made you breakfast, my love. It's scrambled eggs and bacon and pancakes and orange juice! I love you! No no honey don't get out of bed, you can have breakfast in bed. ...
Thread 82088357 Archived
Haven't spoken in years to a woman who's not familially related to me
I think I'm at 3 years now
What's your score, anon?
Thread 82088634 Archived
I'm a cute gay twink but I really want big breasts, like, really really big ones. It's a kink of mine I want huge milk filled boobs
Thread 82088619 Archived
how do i stop being so retarded and autistic
Thread 82088736 Archived
goddamn it I've been so horny lately after barely masturbating for months I suddenly started getting huge boners every morning and I couldn't help but hump the bed every morning and last night I came ...
Thread 82088409 Archived
Went outside today first time in a long time and I shit you not I saw a zoomer with that broccoli haircut.
Memes are real.
Thread 82088091 Archived
Why do men get all the blame for not wanting to approach women first? Women can be cops, soldiers, CEOs, and many other masculine roles and at a high level too. So how can they use the excuse of being...
Thread 82088159 Archived
What is the most offensive thing you could say RIGHT NOW? Say it
Thread 82088672 Archived
I really wish it was possible for me to look like pic related irl
Thread 82088559 Archived
>want to be spanked by a dominatrix
>but buying any sort of sexual favors (even if it doesn't involve fucking) is both illegal and normies think your a rapist
>meanwhile police don't care if foids pay...
Thread 82088036 Archived
There's nothing wrong with wanting to look like this. If I could transplant my brain into a body like this, either grown in a lab or built as an android frame, I'd do it without hesitation.
It's a tr...
Thread 82088558 Archived
Which way whitte man
Thread 82087284 Archived
i had a productive day and im left with regret i didnt spend the day drinking and jacking off
Thread 82086629 Archived
>White girl got no ba -ACK!
Thread 82088085 Archived
Getting sexually assaulted ruined my drive
Now no storage services work for me
LOLCOW MILKIN' Archived
They turned me into a lolcow, anon. My conclusion is that this says more about them than me, to be honest.
I stopped producing content in 2015, took down all of my socials. Haven't posted a peep sinc...
Thread 82087127 Archived
Remember, you deserve a Stacy.
Why are Americans so weak? Archived
Americans are so immunally weak that they get death allergies from fucking peanuts or wheat
It's not even food, they also get reactions from basic ass skin products
Never in my life have I ever met s...
Thread 82088028 Archived
Why is being suicidal so stigmatized and frowned upon? Why do people care whether or not losers like us want to live? Why shouldn't I quit Life if I'll never be happy and always be miserable?
Thread 82088464 Archived
Do you have any allergies? If so, what happened when you were exposed to your allergen?
Thread 82088044 Archived
anyone else constantly feel like theyre being watched
i thought it was a teenage angst thing but im an adult wagie now, i wonder if i have anxiety disorder
Thread 82087610 Archived
Dear women. Maybe 50 years ago this shit was rebellious, quirky, and different. Now it's conformity.
Mom Archived
Am I the only one who has the fantasy of a Cop letting me go of something bad I did (like shoplifting) if he got to fuck my mom?
yeah it's my mom
Thread 82088181 Archived
What happens if you get a gf and she turns you into leftist cuck who abandons everything they ever believed all for some crumbs of pussy?
Thread 82086984 Archived
>Be me
>Lonely anon browsing YouTube
>See wholesome girl talking about quitting porn
>Motivated as hell
>Start NoFap, cold showers, gym
>3 years pass, feeling proud
>Decide to check back on her channe...
Thread 82087505 Archived
Women avoid harmless incels and the cover story they provide is because they can "sense how much they hate women and want to hurt them! intuition!!" And then they have sex with domestic abusers. "H-h-...
Thread 82088422 Archived
There's decades of research on how to make technology as addictive as humanly possible, and my parents abandoned me with no restriction perma internet access when I was 4.
They threw me to the wolfs,...
Thread 82087648 Archived
Can you fuck? Can you date? If so is it worth it? What's your experience? The reason I'm asking is I was listening to an old Cumtown episode where they were making fun of leftist reddit posters talkin...
Thread 82088233 Archived
get back to work, boy.
Thread 82087103 Archived
>tfw snuck into the women's restroom and licked a shitstain off the toilet bowl
Am I going to get a disease?
I got fired Archived
>Be me
>Work in IT
>Company I work for has a lot of chicks
>Company likes doing these bonding sessions where they let us play a game together for 40 mins
>Someone decided that we should all play Kahoo...
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