>>532062901
"excheese me", says Noelle before bashing someone's skull open

>>715114567
Normal route is him with Susie and Snowgrave is mindrboken Noelle forcing Kris into the ferris wheel and this time it's Kris who will have his flower wilting animation and fade to darkness scene

>>530412165

>>714660637
>Toby subverting the cringe AlphysxUndyne goofy doe into Norman Bates schizo
Would he actuall do it?

>>714252207
>Homestuck
Hussie sisters...... not like this......

post the most batshit insane theory that came true in chapter 4

>>714147747
>bully fetish, doesn't actually worry about Susie hurting Kris or getting help from Alphys
>telling Kris to fuck off to be alone with Susie
>probably wanting to cuck Kris on festival evening
Why do people even like this slut? Its obvious Toby is trying to subvert her into an annoying bitch

>>714113763
>we all thought Noelle is self sacrrificing herself for Kris
>she's actually doing bully NTR to further humililate Kris
I really REALLY dislike this doe

>>713960226
Isn't that Susie being mad her date with Noelle is dismissed by Noelle? Why do people who don't ship Suselle are posting pro Suselle images??? Noelle crushing on Susie is confirmed, the only thing that can kill this ship is Susie and you just force the meme that Susie actually cares

If this retard actually steal Susie from me i WILL kill the doe and all the doefags. She brings nothing of value other than potentially ruining my marriage.

>>713552212
Because it's the only route where YOU get to have your own baby with Noelle. Yes it is implied a new mini heart is growing inside Noelle. How will you name the baby anon???

i went to therapy years ago and the only advice he could give me after i more or less shared the same exact worries i am typing out now was
>oh so you need an identity
but i don't want to have an identity that isn't good. mediocrity is unacceptable. and the endless process of what feels like a desperate attempt to be something i'm not makes me cognitively feel dissociated and fractured. my life becoming crystalized as i accelerate towards my death. my realization as a person is like turning from an organic entity to a rock forced to watch himself erode from the waves of the world

NOELLE analysis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxZEgX7KxG0

>>528130537
Anyone predicting Green heart with "deflecting arrows" mini game mechanics of Undyne ON TOP of that Gerson predicting Asgore level that was ALREADY in the prediction is levels of insane luck in preidiction even if you exclude other chapters prediction

Deer status?

what the fuck is wrong with you freaks?
I LEAVE FOR 1 DAY and there are some fucks here talking about dess raping kris?
so its fanfic now?
you go insane over waiting for chapter 5 and make up shit as you go?
is it gonna be like this from now on?

Surely this will trick the jannys right?

wait so kris didnt whisper noelles name in the spamton fight?
It was (YOU)?

>murders hundreds and smiles
>thanks her rapist
What was her major malfunction?

So my plan is
>wait for december/coldest day
>starve myself for a couple days to weaken my body
>go to a remote forest in the middle of the night
>drink myself to blacking out
>freeze to death ala homeless style
Is my plan foolproof? its pretty good right?

What was her major malfunction?

i once again started to throw up in a dream
like 3 days in a row
what the fuck is the meaning of this?