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7/23/2025, 9:54:54 PM
>but cares just enough to piss you off
It's just a funny monkey game with a loli on your back anon... DK wanted to fuck Pauline last time he was on a game with her. It doesn't need to make sense.
It's just a funny monkey game with a loli on your back anon... DK wanted to fuck Pauline last time he was on a game with her. It doesn't need to make sense.
7/23/2025, 5:25:23 AM
>>716193723
It's confusing to say the least. Mario vs Dk games are probably in a canon limbo now because after the events of Banana Dk wanting to fuck adult Pauline is weird...
It's confusing to say the least. Mario vs Dk games are probably in a canon limbo now because after the events of Banana Dk wanting to fuck adult Pauline is weird...
7/21/2025, 6:35:10 PM
>>716061941
I dunno but it makes this shit very uncomfortable in hindsight.
I dunno but it makes this shit very uncomfortable in hindsight.
7/21/2025, 4:03:17 PM
>>716053052
Meanwhile in reality:
>Rare Kong
Canon incel
>Bananza Kong
Sleeps with a barefoot loli on-screen
Can turn Super Saiyan
Meanwhile in reality:
>Rare Kong
Canon incel
>Bananza Kong
Sleeps with a barefoot loli on-screen
Can turn Super Saiyan
7/21/2025, 5:02:12 AM
>>716019345
>>716019345
The game with the barefoot loli your character sleeps with on-screen is woke.
Rare's Kong who is canonically an incel is not woke. It's amazing the mental gymnastics rarefags have to jump through. New DK can turn Super Saiyan btw, mogging the incel even more.
>>716019345
The game with the barefoot loli your character sleeps with on-screen is woke.
Rare's Kong who is canonically an incel is not woke. It's amazing the mental gymnastics rarefags have to jump through. New DK can turn Super Saiyan btw, mogging the incel even more.
7/21/2025, 2:06:17 AM
>>716008694
Ok incel kong
Ok incel kong
7/21/2025, 1:59:47 AM
>>716007398
That still doesn't fix the Mario vs DK games though...
That still doesn't fix the Mario vs DK games though...
7/20/2025, 10:30:19 AM
Mario and Pauline (and Sex offender kong)
7/20/2025, 5:35:08 AM
>>715927551
>>715927749
>>715927870
>>715927953
>>715928337
>>715928365
>>715934115
>pathetic "fanart"
Lmao
Canonically, Rare Kong is an incel.
New Donkey Kong sleeps with a barefoot loli and turns Super Saiyan.
>>715927749
>>715927870
>>715927953
>>715928337
>>715928365
>>715934115
>pathetic "fanart"
Lmao
Canonically, Rare Kong is an incel.
New Donkey Kong sleeps with a barefoot loli and turns Super Saiyan.
7/20/2025, 3:49:11 AM
7/19/2025, 5:06:17 AM
>>531811394
>Reminder that Mario is a literal pedophile thanks to Bananza
No, that's Donkey Kong.
>>531812097
This.
>Reminder that Mario is a literal pedophile thanks to Bananza
No, that's Donkey Kong.
>>531812097
This.
7/18/2025, 12:54:27 AM
>>531650436
>isnt there an interview or a website blurb that says she’s the same pauline from Odyssey? It might be time to shift gears to something else, like the three Paulines theory or the Mario is a pedophile theory.
We don't know when Mario met Pauline, he's not even in Bananza (and probaby is the same age as her anyway) and if he met her by around arcade days (most likely), she's already long into adulthood.
Groomer Kong DK though...
>isnt there an interview or a website blurb that says she’s the same pauline from Odyssey? It might be time to shift gears to something else, like the three Paulines theory or the Mario is a pedophile theory.
We don't know when Mario met Pauline, he's not even in Bananza (and probaby is the same age as her anyway) and if he met her by around arcade days (most likely), she's already long into adulthood.
Groomer Kong DK though...
7/17/2025, 8:25:42 PM
7/7/2025, 2:53:18 AM
>>714722698
>The new Chad Kong with Super Saiyan and who literally sleeps with a barefoot loli on-screen is woke
The previous Kong was canonically an incel.
>The new Chad Kong with Super Saiyan and who literally sleeps with a barefoot loli on-screen is woke
The previous Kong was canonically an incel.
6/23/2025, 12:20:04 AM
>>713382215
He's more expressive than Rare DK so he's better. Also he's strong enough to destroy his environment and not an incel like rare DK.
He's more expressive than Rare DK so he's better. Also he's strong enough to destroy his environment and not an incel like rare DK.
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