It's impossible for me to get addicted to drinking because I'm to scared to go to a bar by myself.

I brushed, I flossed, and I mouth washed.

Deranked you did, going for nagashi mangan.
Normally playing, you did not.

I play strive and my main is Venom

>>532106414
Is this the best you can do...../mjg/?

One day, I'll be the oldest anon on /mjg/.

>>531932868
And give up sanmenchan? Nah

I have no alts, I rawdog this general

Now that the dust has settled.

For me it's suuankou nomi

>>531469556
I just guess

My horse would beat yours in mahjong.

Well in about 3 hours and 45 minutes I'll be at home, with a roof and front door and garage

>>531200720
For me, it's my team.

another win for s*cc*lt*

Your mom gay.

>>530496656
this, I would instead wait to see if I can draw the 9s and riichi furiten into junsei chuuren poutou

>>530409480
this image would be better if y*zu was crossing her arms
like this, watch:

>>530363524
Thanks

>but Steve, if you tsumo then we'll both fail to qualify
lol

I can't read.

2nd

>if you send me out I don't think we'll make finals
>"good"
My team is based

I can hear it in my head

>>101901855
Let's go

>>529640935
I am on a diet of kimchi, kombucha and kefir. Does wonders to my flow.

If I'm luckshitting I can beat any of these pros

>>529552869
I do.

We hate yuru camp too

>>529443812
Me.

>willingly go to gay orgy camp
your fault

>>529284689
I cry at shonenshit too.

I am every koromoposter

>>529133020
Me too, do you hate them nyaggers as well, siree?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-UC6zUpLmQ

I can't read

I got my e3, where's the list of our clubs?

>>528821263
Good thing I'm not average.

>>528725774
The only Good Sprout is a dead sprout.

My league 6 score is higher than you so you're wrong

>>528530239
Touch this *unzips*

>>528474750
i will be rolling for saturne

>commentators call me a retard 10000000 times per second
>think "nu-uh" inside my head 10000000 times per second

>>528335007
heh... that's why i'm master and you're in gold

>>528137968

One thing I stress as a vital piece of information that EVERYONE should be keeping track of while they play mahjong is the amount of unseen dora tiles.
If you reach tenpai on a 7th turn pinfu and riichi with no confirmation on the dora, then wind up getting hit by a dealer haneman, this is NOT dumb luck; it’s just dumb play.

Any loss in mahjong is 100% your fault. If you riichi baiman yonmenchan and it loses to jigoku tanki, you need to take responsibility for that stupid reach and never do that again. That is what maturity is.

>>527732875
other people shouldn't be allowed to have a chance to get things I'm not personally interested in

I arrived in 2023 and I'm already one of /mjg/'s most influential, creative, and well-respected members.

>>527498059
stop using mortal

I don't use deodorant

>>527394181
I say blend s with a hard R

Greed is good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVxYOQS6ggk

Going to work? Get a Job? Heh, I only job in league.

/mjg/ doesn't need /jong/

>>527143759
Sanma balls.

>>527130020
>gets ronned
>rapes you in a h-game
Inconceivably based. The rest of league should tread lightly.

>>527019491