>>536099065
>not counting the gears
Bullshit, this cannot be master diamond

>buff beta with evo protection + ward
>drop 6pp + beta and super evo 6pp
>opponent's medusa proceed to brainfart and attack beta twice

>>532256625
your 3/5 with ward???
youre right

>>531998151
>Swordbab once again demonstrating its illiteracy
Embarrasing!

>>531625963
Worlds smartest swordbab

>>531466346
*throws brick at you*

>>531293707
YEAH DRAGONSISTERS AND ABYSSISTERS LETS STICK TO OUR GUNS AND ENJOY THE GAME TO THE FULLEST WITH OUR 10% W/R!!! YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOO!!!

>>530850685
>Turn 4
Holy shit swordbabs really cannot math

>>530719128
>turn 15
I know sword players are literally the dumbest/smelliest niggers to ever exist but this still pretty embarrassingly incorrect, even for you.

>>530348549
>[Deleted]
KWAB

>>530021873
>>530021948
damn I should join the lobby more then
when is it the most active?

>>529679919
>Backwoods, the Heavenly Palace of Kunko

Every time a portalkek starts downplaying their penis gets 1cm smaller
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>>529299441
Low IQ's struggle grasping probability
The concept that decks in card games average towards 50% winrate is lost on them
Aforementioned low IQ's then form the faulty belief "If my deck doesn't win 100% of the time, it must be shit"
And many other such cases

>>528863050
>but why not forest?
Because Forest actually has to work for it (relatively), and, as minuscule an effort as it may be, the fact that it's there at all is still worth respecting.
Portalkeks on the otherhand will never hold the respect of anyone, bargain as you might.

>>528817205
How low is too low...?

>>528745090
Yep yep sounds about right for a portalkek, perhaps abnormally high even. Congrats sister.
>231
>Abyss

>>528578485
>bargaining this early
You're gonna be so mind shattered once you're booted off your throne in 3 weeks.

>whalecucks are getting asshurt now whenever someone correctly points out the games p2w status
Ok this is funny

>>528457704
>>why are portal players the biggest cheaters?
You somehow missed they were petclass status despite the app icon, story leader, and mascot of the game are all portal.

>>528409997
Puppets die after your turn ends, bats stay on the field and have drain, skeletons cost 0pp because they're worthless destruction fodder.
See, being an abyss player gives me the power of objective assessment whereas any portalkek can spew nothing but bullshit and lies.