glad I didn't invest

>>213158184
>und a 12er pack löffelsche
klaue die immer aus der mensa uezs

>>212987444
Oof, yeah, sorry, I'm in a relationship (I'm single and haven't got laid in years).

Frens

Barilla™-Nudeln schmecken einfach beser als 08/15 Discounterslopnudeln
Is so

Oh no war in Syria?
Think of all the Swedish women who will be raped because of this

If it can hold a drift in 3rd gear in the dry without losing speed and bogging down then it has enough power.

Well, at least I know about who I'm gonna fap to today.

I don't care what republicans say, I still think raping kids is bad.

COPE

Plastic, silicone and stainless steel are superior materials for all cooking utensils and cookware because you can just pop them in the dishwasher.

>>212789920
>kannst du dich extra krass nennen
machsch schon

>No I'm not massive, mine is around average length but damn when I'm fully erect my penis looks so full of life so energetic just ready to penetrate it looks so ready for action I love it, I like how it feels kinda macho idk how to explain it. I kinda wish more men were proud of their Dick size insted of feeling insecure cuz of porn. As there's more to sex than just penetration alone. I hope someone replies to this how they feel the same cuz I rarely see guys that are proud of their size and feel like I'm the wierd one but whatever atleast I feel confident. Idk what this comment section is gonna be like, I wanna know if there's anyone else that feels like this

crabbas are not allowed to watch the sagat gameplay trailer tomorrow

>>149791438
you could say, Hurts wasn't carried he was... pushed

>>212719217
I have Mon & Tues off

>>510195998
State mandated waifu has always been my price
I won't settle for anything less

>>510165235
well I hope it goes well

>>212604048
My life is a gift from God

>>149719352
Careless.

binsch MINTler

>>212529303
I deserve sex with giant black women

>>212509762
I don't thought, I only hate your GOVERNMENT

>>509723451
If I don't have to drive to a Walmart 45 minutes away to get a pint of milk, I ain't free, simple as.

They just had to slightly modify script because I leaked it >>149640737

>>509664719
I dont buy it
even Amazon still has record amonts of people working their warehouses
if they cant automate such a simple job than theyre not going to automate much harder jobs anytime soon
sooner or later these bots always fuck up and no employer wants thatt

Als ich klein war und von der geschichte von Isaac gehört hab, hab ich meine Mama gefragt ob sie mich opfern würde wenn Gott es ihr befehlen würde und sie hat nein gesagt

>>212370053
Immediately heal and start turning everyone else into a lunchbox instead

I have no idea what stop killing games is.

>>509356280
Kino? More like cringe haha amirite bros?

My ancestors were colonized and breed by white men and I will follow their steps.

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH TITTA RIKA MÄNNISKOR KAN GÖRA SAKER SOM NORMALBÖGAR TYCKER ÄR ROLIGT
Bryr mig inte, enkelt som

>>714100729
there's not a single good owlcat romance option, ever

Sorry, ladies, but you pushed me out of the workforce.
You're the ones wearing the pants and earning the big shekels now, as I'm sure you've wanted all along.
I'm in my soft boy era, and I won't accept anything less than a $200k/year boss bitch with a house, car and ability to travel several times a year.
Oh, and you have to be fertile enough to give me at least three children. I'll be a house husband living on your dime, of course.

Der Kohlenstoff wurde 1982 von Helmut Kohl entdeckt und benannt.

>>149443165
t.

>>81626976
i'm not afraid of things i don't understand

Ihr mögt älter als ich sein aber dafür bin ich der älteste Unzöll unter uns

Trying to eliminate him by pushing him out the door is legitimate but pulling his shorts down is an asshole move.

>>212082851
fitti hat klimer

I will win the pet with my first roll

>>212067335
>tu jefe es muy mal
sí
es un pendejo muy grande

Iranians are Arabs.

they will still be fighting 24 hours from now. this ceasefire is a fraud. i declare it

>>105684406
Use the master branch instead of main

16°C hier
Grüße geht raus an die BW und BY Brudis die bei 29°C schwitzen

>>713248584
it's woke because she's not sweaty enough

>>508142228
>feel angry
>stop caring
>don't feel angry any more
That simple.

>>508158977

>>713163732
It's probably pretty good but i'm not buying it because i don't wanna fund a gacha company's gacha projects. Simple as.

>>211649553
>hide in the bathroom
>trick Jin to go downstairs so he won't markypost or something worse
>have Luke distract him by chatting until you get his stuff to kick him
>kick him with no reason as to why
Jet is a coward and Luke is his wagie slave

21 grad hier
nordbrudis mal wieder am gewinnen

>>211851765
Ah well that clears things up.

>>507699776
Singles and all happenings are cancelled forever

i've received a blowjob before

>>211800772
geht
aber im klärwerk willsch jetzt nicht sein uniron

So basically I'm not going to fight in wars (for jews)
I know, I know UGH, I'm sorry
IT'S JUST I'M NOT FIGHTING THAT'S ALL
HAHAHAHAHA

Your character awakens cursed with gayness by a hag he insulted the night before when she offered herself to him.

1. What race, class, sex, and alignment are you?
2. What do?

>>507081488
>cooked

This one is old school aussie slang, your niggers and zoomies stole it from us.