>>514790994
>then he rose from the dead.
Source: a few insane jews that belonged to his cult and no one else

>>513791389
*the jews told you they begged the romans to kill him but theres zero actual proof of any of it just shitty forgeries and church interpolations to complement the anonymous jews who told the story

sorry, i thought we were all intelligent enough to know we are speaking entirely about a fictional jewish universe and if you are posting here on pol you shouldnt be stupid enough to actually believe it, let alone trust jews. lotta jews here though. lotta people with a vested interest in ensuring their golden goose and the greatest thing that ever happened for them doesnt stop laying its golden eggs

>>17940973
>believing words of a jew

lol do you also believe he made a zombie uprising?

>>23152442
>Jesus Christ was witnessed by multitudes of people, He stood before high priests, governors, and kings. His life was testified of by 4 different authours, many witnesses, and historians
Yet the evidence for his supposed existence is very small

>He is alive and living
Cool, then he can come prove it to me instead of sending moronic zealots and sycophants

>>40946091
you literally worship semites lol. what makes you think your holy book isn't more bullshit from their tribe. it has multitudes of errors and contradictions and a lot of it unsubstantiated. why did no historian write about the jewish zombie uprising in matthew?

also what was rabbi yeshua doing with skimpy boys in the middle of the night when he was arrested?

>Mark 14:51-52

>>513583317
>a falsifiable event that happened in history, with empirical evidence to support it
That's not true

>have you ever looked into the historical evidence for the death burial and resurrection of Christ?
According to Peter, all that was left was a few stips and a face cloth.

There is absolutely zero evidence of anything supernatural

>>23144659
>a falsifiable event that happened in history, with empirical evidence to support it
That's not true

>have you ever looked into the historical evidence for the death burial and resurrection of Christ?
According to Peter, all that was left was a few stips and a face cloth.

There is absolutely zero evidence of anything supernatural

couldnt you just do all of that without the jewish rabbi tho? why is the jewish middleman even necessary? if youre brown, or an npc, i get it. but for everyone else? cmon man. second the made the bible public (some 1500 years later..) that religion was never recovering, and its going to sink islam and judaism with it. stupidest decision they ever made imo was letting people read the so-called 'perfect word of god'

>>512739234
mass hallucination of what? only a handful of people supposedly saw jesus' resurrection. most of it spread by "trust me bro" aka evangelism

>>23089669
mass hallucination of what? only a handful of people supposedly saw jesus' resurrection. most of it spread by "trust me bro" aka evangelism

>>512260492
so you think thinktanks are required to know christianity is a jewish psyop? thats not like, something a single mind could've figured out independently of its own accord?

no evidence

bible claims old testament saints and patriarchs also resurrected en masse along with jesus and appeared to many

yet not a single historian documents this astonishing event. imagine being able to talk to isaiah, joshua, and many others. nobody bothered to write about it lol.

also it got deleted in the later gospels because people probably called bullshit and called up some uncle in jerusalem to verify if it happened

Bump

>>511132599
>Can only reference the cult lore book as proof and the cult leaders as testimony

I rest my case lmao

So-called adults arguing over a fairytale

>>511006754
Logical in this era? No. Maybe when space magic is real. Pic related

What's funny about this passage is that there are no sources outside the bible that recorder it.

>>510945893
he was killed because jews wrote down he was killed

Can any Christcuck explain this ooga booga? Why did no Roman or Jew document zombies rising from their graves which "many saw"?

Are your Christcuck "scriptures" full of made up shit? If not, why didnt no one write down such an extraordinary occurence of dead people rising, which apparently many saw?

>>17858474
Failed prophecy

>>17858462
How come zero historians in jerusalem documented the zombie uprising of old testament saints and patriarchs?

Why did consequent gospels delete this event?

Bump

The funny part is when the last moron claimed its a historical fact that Jesus rose from the dead but could never give the non Christian sources for that.

Nor has any historian ever claimed the mass dead rising either

Bump

>>510698402
Weird how no historian mentions the dead rising huh?

>>510115925
verified by who?

people who read the bible tend to stop believing in the bible lol

it is what it is

>>508991778
Lmao no secular source for jew magic

- has like 3 pages of dialogue, most of it is weird, jewish, and only meant for uncivilized savages. nothing actually useful except to jews, completely imaginary characters, and in highly specific circumstances. doesnt teach people how to actually do anything, the writers provide no actual clarification. "the demons are gone now"? they just are ok.
- believed in npc shit, like the exodus, which never happened
- thought jewish writers backdating their work and writing about things that had already happened were "prophets"
- manlet
- mutilated weiner
- thought the torah creation story of a 6000 year old flat earth resting on the back of a dragon created by what amounts to "Siri, Create the Earth" made sense (more npc shit)
- called white women dogs to their faces, was a fanatical jewish supremacist
- got arrested with that naked kid
- jew god: honor your parents, jewsus: just hate your whole family, clearly trying to weed out and identify blasphemers to his fellow jews
- obviously never existed, otherwise the painstaking process of hand scribing famous works by hand one letter at a time just to interpose mention of jesus wouldnt have been necessary
- literal synagogue of satan, controlled opposition in the form of a church created for the purpose of losing to jews
- "this generation shall not taste death until all of these things come to pass" - they died. 2000 years ago now. most of them never existed either.

the list is endless really. we have dozens of demigods just like him, except they did noble and heroic things, and were wise and based, strong, and are role models people to aspire to be like. jesus just resigns himself to defeat and death. its underwhelming and foreign, but clearly not organic, but meant as a weapon. theres not a church every 50 feet because of its theological merits, its because its propped up by jewish usury. jews want you worshipping their god and their messiah. it aint rocket science. jews werent abandoned by divinity, they never knew it.

- jewish
- needed heavy editorialization
- has like 3 pages of dialogue, most of it is weird, jewish, and meant for uncivilized savages. nothing actually useful except to jews, completely imaginary characters, and in highly specific circumstances. doesnt teach people how to actually do anything, the writers provide no actual clarification. "the demons are gone now"? they just are ok.
- believed in npc shit, like the exodus, which never happened
- thought jewish writers backdating their work and writing about things that already happened were "prophets"
- manlet
- mutilated weiner
- thought the torah creation story of a 6000 year old flat earth created by what amounts to "Siri, Create the Earth" made sense irl (more npc shit)
- called white women dogs to their faces, was a fanatical jewish supremacist
- obviously never existed, otherwise the painstaking process of hand scribing famous works by hand one letter at a time just to interpose mention of jesus wouldnt have been necessary
- got arrested with that naked kid
- jew god: honor your parents, jewsus: just hate your whole family, clearly trying to weed out and identify blasphemers to his fellow jews
- literal synagogue of satan, controlled opposition in the form of a church created for the purpose of losing to jews
- "this generation shall not taste death until all of these things come to pass" - they died. 2000 years ago. most of them never existed either.

the list is endless really. we have dozens of demigods just like him, except they did noble and heroic things, and were wise and based, strong, and are role models people to aspire to be like. jesus is resign yourself to defeat and death. its underwhelming and foreign, but clearly not organic, but meant as a weapon. theres not a church every 50 feet because of its theological merits, its because its propped up by jewish usury. jews want you worshipping their god and their messiah. it aint rocket science. jews werent abandoned by divinity, they never knew it.

>>508666625
Tell me about the historical validity of the Zombie Uprising in Matthew

This passage claims dozens if not hundreds of old testaments saints and patriarchs rose up from the grave and went to jerusalem during your alleged resurrection

Not a single jew wrote about this astonishing event even though it would absolutely be pivotal to their culture.

What happened to these zombies? Did they just live a second lifetime on earth? Did they just evaporate afterwards?

This passage got deleted in other gospels because people were probably calling bullshit in 1st century CE lol

>believes in talking snakes and cloud kingdoms and Jewish zombies
>Not a single first hand accounts of rabbi Yeshua even exists

Lol

>>17762485
>jews lie about everything
>they're telling me the truth they're gods chosen people though!

Dumb golem