remembers to drink water, stretch your legs, wash ure face and let some fresh air in. mwah! any plans today?

I got hit by a car while cycling couple days ago, 100% drivers fault. (Have video and a lot of evidence) Got taken to hospital and they say nothing is fractured. I've got pain in my heel which swole u...

I got banned off the blue boards for innocently writing death threats to women again. Why do women hate seeing men have fun?

>women dont like bad boys chud, thats a myth >women like protectors

Would you date a bald man?

>accidentally broke my bumper, need to fix it >later .>bumper falls off >no longer need to fix anything living is just too easy sometimes

How does a man at one point in his life end up wearing female lingerie, suck a dildo and stare into camera while it happens

I believe you should as well. It's just not going to happen so I accept my position as a pussy free, sexless beta.

If a girl is physically mature(has periods), and consents for sex, why is it wrong for her to have sex with anyone she wants? Consent means she is having fun. Explain without any logical fallacies

worse than "niggers". worse than jews. it's the vaxxoids. i did the math and a vaxxoid is worse than a jew or a nigger overall, if only because there's so many of them and they affect your daily life ...

would you please tell me about your day? what does a robot do with a night's rest?

Going to buy a flight sim setup + a vr setup, as I've been itching for this for years & am now financially capable. I have the original oculus rift I bought years ago + a shitty 30Euro joystick that b...

I will never have a girlfriend i will die a kissless virgin i hate my life

I've used to beat up my ex gf

> be me > 25 year old virgin and college student > quite recently got my first kiss > sometime later at a party another girl wants to kiss as well > while we're busy I can tell I'm not very good at i...

You have to admit that there are women who are just too ugly to get a boyfriend. Looks matter a lot to moids as all of them are inherently stacysexual

i need something like this but better

Why do dildos have balls? Foids are so stupid lmao

This board is kind of shit today. I've hidden every non-frog thread and the quality improved dramatically.

>get somewhere with a real woman >can't stop thinking about an egirl I knew as a young teen >problem persists even when I'm around her what causes this and how do I fix it

"Loli are pedophilia" mob when you remind them the countless cases of child molesting caused by furfags, lgbt "activists", jews, illegals, celebrities, their favorite politicians etc

Girls night out edition What's your missus get up to when youre home alone enjoying a pint?

I don't like living in a world with smartphones and cameras everywhere. I just want to live in the moment and not have my autism recorded forever.

even when I'm not sad and dont have a reason to be sad the heavy feeling in my chest is still there constantly.

wow nothing to do...?

For me, its light brown Mestizo girls with cute faces, pretty eyes with jet black irises and long eyelashes, saggy tits, dark anuses and big brown nipples.

If I had another autistic boy to keep me company that would solve all of my problems. Any volunteers?

how to reconcile my far right conservative ideological views and my wish for a dominant mommy gf that would buy me hormones, cute dresses and basically groom me into becoming her trans gf/housewife?

Does no else think how crazy it is that most of 4channers and robots especially are so close to class conscience, like literally almost right there but because they are contrarians, it must be the Joo...

so i've been hanging out with my female friends group, and they're jokingly asking how big my dick was this is the 2nd time it happened, and although their voice seems like it was a joke, i still feel...

In Europe they are passing a law where ebony women are allowed to rape the cocks of aryan college boys and he isn't legally allowed to stop her

Idk how to masturbate am I missing out?

Anyone else have manic episodes of buying stuff u cant afford and than returning it?

original was a dude at a bar doing a duolingo translation about being at a bar

My stupid chudcel life feels over, I had a potential gf and after talking for months she found someone else who lives closer to her. What I'm looking for: A mostly white woman (south german preferably...

How do I overcome my humanity and not have desires to be with or feel attraction to others.

>>82199295 >watching porn literally shrinks your brain So that's why the average woman has a lower IQ than men.

i want her in my avatar movies and in rubricate

I wish i could just kill people without going to prison, too many people just piss me off, the best course of action would be to get a gun somehow (my state is cucked so thats basically impossible) an...

I don t care about fucking and having my dick sucked I want a high iq woman, who i can debate with, who i can kiss/cuddle with watching movies, going in the forest .. watching the stars..

Hsts trannies out preform you foids Just quit /r9k/ already

500 years ago people were ostracized for claiming that the Earth revolves around the Sun. Modern people are still bitter about this and SEETHE. It's funny, considering nobody is talking about how the...

Not enough frogthreads.

IT'S FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY EVERYBODY LOOKING FORWARD TO THE WEEKEND WEEKENED PARTYING PARTYING (YEAH) FUN FUN FUN

I am confused because I like girls but I had an orgasm while wearing a chastity cage and being fucked by a man

I'm an infantry grunt that was too stupid to fly, so I had to buy a flight sim setup to experience my dreams. Got to fly as a passenger a couple times, which was very cool though :)

On the deepest level of mind, there is neither male nor female, our true nature is Buddhahood. The qualities of a Buddha are profound wisdom, boundless compassion, and a penetrating understanding of r...

>we hear about how our niece broke up with her bf >i say i thought he was a loser anyway >my entire family and neighbors start giggling and looks at me in disbelief and at eachother and then go silent...

Do you have a higher opinion of a man if he has defined abs muscles?

i host irl auctions (namely a "rare artifacts auction" for things from previous centuries) and take a 20% cut. i schedule the auction like 2 months from now then promote it and hopefully at the appoin...

I wish I was a boomer who never knew how to use a computer or smartphone

whats up with men nowadays? back in the day when they got took up fishing while now they took up estrogen!

Sneedless sort of morning.

You guys are like slugs and gay cartoon porn is moisture

congrats bots for derailing the last thread here's the fucking list https://privatebin.net/?5a3f3b1abf424f45#C6Z2zvKoDQ2iUFFrJTK6pgVGMnddLPJxCtrAyUcxcJsY hope you guys enjoy it or whatever

who are some internet figures who are beloved by 100% of people who know about them and have no haters or controversies or scandals. just someone everyone can respect picrel is one

left(25) , middle (18), right (25) you fembots are fucking disgusting preying on innocent guys.

Would you merge with machine to fix your incel autism and get a girlfriend?

Like what do you mean by own brain is programmed to make me seek validation from creatures who don't even treat me like I'm sentient Being attracted to women is like being born addicted to some kind...

Are you attracted to girls that most consider "ugly"?

Something about 90s feels distinct. It wasnt as isolated from world since newspapers, tv and early internet existed but tech wasnt so encompassing that it drained away all life. People know more about...

Everybody says they want a futa girlfriend but what are you going to do if you're sitting at your desk, ass still sore and sensitive from being fucked raw last night, and you really aren't in the mood...

Do normalfags really think that partying and going to a frat house where you wake up either with alcohol poisoning or an STD is the pinnacle of human existence in your 20s?

deuces

Women will literally reject a kind soul like this and get pumped and dumped by chad

They belong to a protected class of citizenship which is exempt from the selective service/draft, and yet with an enshrined right to vote over matters that might case wars. They fill the majority of m...

The good/bad thing about porn is that its better than the girls that are in our league. We're literally better off as gooners than settling for what we can barely get irl.

Knowing what you know now do you still want to have kids?

Can anyone tell me the appeal of this site? I'm not talking about occasionally checking it out, I mean the actual regulars with 10,000 posts. Do they really spend 10+ hours a week stalking random auti...

I am completely unable to talk to women in real life because of physical appearance, so I have to resort to online. Talking to a female and getting her to like me isn't difficult with experience. I am...

Is this a valid fit for an MCR concert?

i was cucked by society

He's kind of a low t basedboy. His family abuse him, but it's like he doesn't even notice. Father was cucked out of his house by some chad-lite/brad loser. Fucked his mother and sister obviously and h...

Should I threaten suicide if my boss tries to fire me? Would it help in either the long or short term?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgkpYM267vs >boyfriend and girlfriend live together >girlfriend gets a tranny to move in and fuck >boyfriend is jealous and wants his own tranny >the tranny he gets is ...

Along the shore the cloud waves break, The twin suns sink behind the lake, The shadows lengthen In Carcosa. Strange is the night where black stars rise, And strange moons circle through the skies But ...

hey r9k I learned something today and it was pretty cool, im not gonna try to jerk off less and learn more things woah. also if you're pic related i will impregnate you.

>one of the strongest leaders in the world is 5'7" >causes giga seethe do slavs not give a shit about height? i think I should move over there if yes.

>girl (female) exclusively attracted to troons

I was feeling extra shitty today, so I made a Discord account and joined some local servers. I don't know what I expected, but I'm still disappointed. >gossiping over celebrities >blasting shitty regg...

>8 AM bored playing roblox >ain't shit else to do >tired of music want to chat with someone >go on discord jailbreak and ask for LTP >tfw chat dies >online friend i haven't spoke to in 2 years otg >me...

i've gotta get creative bc a friend told me that i was shit and she drew lolis i think but i'm not entirely sure. i used be a cam whore who now just draws idk what else to say but i draw sometimes a...

Its unrealistic to believe that you can fulfill all of your gf's or wife's needs. Sometimes she just needs another man, a genetically superior man, to take the reins.

a night elf female waved at me in stormwind today right by the mailbox outside the inn i swear it made my day and i blushed hard af fr

How do i make my gf go yandere mode?

I'm so scared I'm so scared I'm so scared

why are "blue board" mods so fucking gay? Is there any reason to have boards for children on a website that shows graphic gore & murder clips? what the fuck am I missing

could (not current) AI make it work or is it an inherently poopy system, doomed to fail even under an incorruptible, superintelligent agent?

>lesbian (female) with a semen fetish

Why are Asian women so honest about how whorish they are?

Do I really need to count calories and turn eating into a job to gain weight? Why does everything have to be so incredibly hard? Is it really worth it when gains aren't even permanent?

The salt stings my wounds I am but a lone whale My blood stains the hulls of passing ships. I alone bear the weight of such a gift / no one knows the answer but I / Tell me, traveler Is courtly love t...

I like feeling my cock throbbing in my hand as it shoots all my cummies all over the floor and stomach :3

holy fucking shit today this board is boring as fuck and there's nothing to watch on youtube, what a boring fucking day. what the hell is going on? what do we do?

>one shot at life >parents name me ronk

According to statistics there are almost twice as many indian women in interracial relationships than indian men, are there any indian robots here?

My dick doesn't get hard anymore. Should I try hims or blue chew?

manifesting a lolicon femannon so we can talk and share our love of lollis and otaku 'n' game interests tag is khausuu on discord kei kaku wa...?

Today I turned 18,I shouldn't have gone this far. Can someone give me a few birthday words?

im a girl with a horrible/boring personality and I want to become more likable I think I want to quirk chungus maxx so I can seem more outgoing and social. For example, maybe I can start break dancing...

Karen vs Roasties who was in the wrong?

What reason woould a bar have to kick someone like me out? i just wanted to go have fun and meet people. Instead I was accosted and told to leave. It wasn't even a club. It was a dive bar. I wasn't t...

I have controlling parents at 21 who im financially dependent on. Probably why im an incel. I have my location constantly tracked, all my finances are tracked and I have a curfew. She wont allow me to...

Do you get that shivering sensation that you get when you take a dump also when you do anal sex?

Why do moids think we want to see their dick pics?

home gym: Pull up bar Rings Parallel bars if you can afford them A chair

When is my future brown gf going to leg lock me and force me to cum in her during romantic unprotected sex?

>futuristic utopia >literally no black, Asian, or Hispanic people >jobs that would be relegated to minorities are instead done by robots Interesting concept.

If it's not ok for an ugly, obese man to do something, it's not ok for anyone to do it.

I can't tell if she's depressed and ill as she says or if she really just doesn't want to hang out with me anymore but can't find it within herself to tell me I should've took the hint that one day wh...

They were literally correct about everything.

After the coming war between the good and evil gods, if the side of good wins what will happen is that all humans will shed their current skins and be reborn as beautiful anime girls. Even the darkest...

So i found a site called writeforme Since then I've been captivated by creating typing tasks for busty women meant to build their self esteem. I want big booby women to feel good about themselves :)

I met my dad in the store and i felt cringe idk why. I was like not expecting him to be there and was like anxious for no reason But he paid for my stuff which is nice

How do I get rid of the cockroaches in my apartment anons? Ive been a shut in for 15 years now. I never had this problem before. How do I get them out? I was always relatively clean.

It's another Friday night. Should we talk about the smell?

>I'm not trying to show my pussy, it's just that it's the clothing fashion style at the moment

What type of dorms do you recommend? Studio, double, triple, quad?

technically it's an "adult comedy animated show", with typica un-serious animation, except 85% of the show IS serious and it has a continuous plot (non-episodic) like an anime, but it reserves the rig...

A brown girl confessed her undying love for me, and i love her too

Surrender

4chan is the biggest waste of time Admit it the vast majority of posts are trash and the vast majority of posters annoy you There is nothing to be gained here except porn and the vaguest sense of soci...

Ever notice how, on /r9k/, the criticisms of female behavior has become more simplified, predictable and cartoonish compared to the misogyny pre-2016 which was a lot more in depth, stone cold and an...

I'm browsing the r/foreveralonewomen subreddit and every single thing they've posted is true. They're way more in tune with reality than the incels on r9k who think ugly women somehow can't suffer fro...

Why do normies get mad over some murders and demand "action" but not others? There's like 15000 homicides in the US every year. Is it because most murder is normie-on-normie and they only care about m...

ok i'm bored of new world. i played that all the last 2 weeks. what new game that's good is out there? im so fucking bored i can't take it!