Post how long you've been NEET and what your daily schedule is like. Rate other anons schedules!!! I'll start: >3 years 12am-2pm: >Wake up to loud beaner neighbors and my mom yelling at me >sit arou...

Can we normalize using "-" instead of ">" because 4chan culture is shit and should be erased?

my new dildo arrives in like 2 hours and I'm gonna get high and masturbate with it, who wants to watch? I'm not a guy, I'd like an audience of 1 so I'll just provide verification in dms

I saw an anon on another thread was lamenting the loss of Gondola threads on /r9k/, and I was feeling a bit nostalgic myself, so I thought I would make one. Post Gondolas and feels in this thread.

Millennials act like zoomers invented inane unfunny brainrot.

I've recently learned that I can only orgasm from watching men using toys while watching hentai (OR ME) Or getting off to a guy being so aroused by the thought of the pleasure i'm getting from touchi...

yo fellow r9k posters i finally worked up the courage to become a hero . ayyyyy thanks for all the memories i was not in control of my body and was afraid they were going to take my dog away and also ...

I hate modern internet. Yet here I am, still visiting shitty sites like twitter and 4chan cuz the other choices are equally bad or worse or dead.

WHEN I SAY MANLET YOU SAY POWER MANLET

Last time I had my photo taken was when I was about 12 years old in 2007, since then I skipped school on every yearbook day, I never let family take my photo and I destroyed all the old photos of me a...

I obviously pull okay looking moids but most of them have annoying personalities which is a turnoff. The rest of men are ugly. I have come to realise that although I didn't want it before I should pro...

I am gonna get a gf just to prove everyone a gf won't make you happy

w-where can i get a dominant mommy gf that would buy me hormones, cute dresses and basically groom me into becoming her trans gf? asking for a friend...

I tried reading books, getting knowledgeable about topics like politics, pop culture, literature, always asked questions back and women still got bored with me within 1-2 weeks after getting to know m...

you want a racepill that you can't come back from? google zekrom and reshiram as humans and click on images

i want a sexual friend

spicefag candy: NOCTULIAN RAPIST 333 MILLION SCOVILLE INTESTINE HEMORRHAGE GUMMY BEAR [WILL KILL YOU] sourfag candy: >some gay little ball thats only kinda sour for like 30 seconds and then becomes ju...

It's unreal how much power these two companies have and how relatively out of the spotlight they managed to keep themselves until the recent drama

This thread is for Asian men to talk about dating and lifestyle.

I just popped a zit in my penis. I didn't know you could get them there

Men are culturally younger than women bc we date young girls. Women be out here dating 35 ahh dudes at 25. You ever think about that

a man will do anything to end his own life when once he's made up his mind

comfymaxx? I want to escape from reality for a bit and feel like I'm in some sort of ideal universe far off from here.

I fucking hate British "people"

manlets should rise up, kill all the filthy talloids and divide the prime foids amongst ourselves to be raped. pic related is who we'd be killing/ raping

This board is fucking dead and its pissing me off to no fucking limit. How many posters do you even think there are here at any given time? It seems like theres literally like 25 of you retards left

>You aren't so misogynistic now, are you?

I can legit shoot my jizz hard enough that it surpasses my shoulders when im sitting up straight aiming up, the shooting power is crazy

How often do robots work out?

Would you a gf that can only cum from very intense head massages and who have visited handsome head masseurs for sexual relief (they just massaged her head)

How is DSP able to garner young cute tit cow fans as a 50 year old narcissistic man child? I'll never understand it. You just know she would let him fuck the shit out of her too.

What do Stacies spend their time doing?

are you staying hydrated anon?

What changed, anon? Everything feels different now, somehow accelerated or ramped up to 11

i know its young but i am just so retarded i think by the time i fix myself i will be old and expired

do you think you're a loser? why?

Would you eat a fat girl's hairy pussy?

What is even the point of r9k?

Day 2 of manifesting a Swedish girlfriend (that isn't a slut) I guess I'm doing it today as well, huh. Let's see about tomorrow. What girls or guys are you guys or girls manifesting?

The Pride parade in my city is today. Fags have an entire month for this crap so are there Parades in August? Is it just because they wanna stretch the concept of Pride month into Pride year on purpo...

Maybe it's not our genetics, maybe we're just unlucky to be surrounded by normies. Think about it, even if you were a chad right now, do you think you could find a girl that is wife material that matc...

My first appearance, lemon

why do women love being miserable so much? amazing they have even managed to survive this long being like this

Where can you go to watch people have sex? In person. And how do you let people know you're interested in doing that? But also they have to be some what attractive.

hi im working on a monster-themed hear me out style panel that isnt completely boring regular anime characters and is interactive for the audience for an anime convention. id appreciate feedback on th...

Hey robots, how about we start making good threads?

Elephant in the room: > As of 2025, the average person spends 6 hours and 40 minutes on their screen daily, totaling 46 hours and 40 minutes per week It is time to destroy our devices.

Being publicly humiliated at a young age has profound effects on your development

Anyone else think that in a weird way, its pretty amazing that we managed to completely miss out on sex? Even if we never tried very hard to get it, most people seem to stumble into pussy at some poin...

Lacrimosa

What are your plans for the exact middlepoint of the decade, robots?

being unabashedly menhera feels pretty great.

Where on the internet can I go to watch people inject heroin or fent? There's tons of videos of people smoking pot or cigs, but I don't think I've ever seen someone shoot up on cam before

Why doesn't trump just kill putin when they meet?

Giving up on the idea of women. Quitting my job. Switching to part time seasonal work. Living in a van gaming all day. I might never get to be a real NEET with all their glory but I can get damn close...

Anyone else here really want a Latina gf?

I don't consider girls who constantly post pictures or videos of themselves on the internet to be people >but what about guys that do that I don't consider them as people, either

HANG the jannies from the tallest trees

Why did Mike Judge ruin the reboot with a bunch of woke shit?

I wish I had just had the courage to talk to her sooner. I look at her now and can't help but feel responsible. Before all the bitterness. She was so beautiful just the way she was, but I didn't have ...

Why the fuck are you still simping for women? They literally laugh at you.

Do Women really just want "Daddy"?

i taught my friend how to use 4chan and he got addicted and i got scared of posting anything personal in case he'd recognize me

I get annoyed with my mom calling me a spic not because it offends me but she thinks she is offending me with it. It's more like a fly buzzing in my ear than anything else.

Being a wageslave is a fate worse than death, I have work less than 12 hours from now and I already want to kill myself, it's only been 3 days and I already want to die. I don't want to spend fucking ...

I'm a 30 year old man and I cried all day today for the first time in a long time because it finally hit me that I'm probably going to be alone forever. I always wanted to get married young and I wo...

what martial art is the best

Accountability is a trauma response.

mobile g fighter is fucking kino! how are you doing today anons?

I obviously pull okay looking moids but most of them have annoying personalities which is a turnoff. The rest of men are ugly. I have come to realise that although I didn't want it before I should pro...

Do you think she would date a shy brown incel

Do you think sex still feels good when you're old as shit?

Men are a Handbag to Women. It has money inside, it has a dildo, it has a taser. If theres a fancier looking bag with more money inside, a bigger dildo, and a gun. She'll drop her bag and grab the new...

I'm going on 30 years without pussy. If sex isn't more pleasurable than the first bite of a chocolate chip cookie fresh from the oven and a cold glass of milk, then what's the point?

>tfw no gf who wears a rubber bodysuit as underwear

Would you date a girl with a pornography and masturbation addiction?

What does ChatGPT rate you out of 10?

im scared of sex so path of least resistance dictates i will never have it and i dont mind cos its scary...

Would robots snifff these fingers? What about taste?

Any anons on sex offender registry? There has to be one robot on it come on

https://x.com/Devon_OnEarth/status/1954642409834389715 https://x.com/henloitsjoyce/status/1955284509886386201 https://x.com/xlr8harder/status/1954840030821691484 What will be the consequences of foids...

Femboy war prison being reverse raped by femcel after the femcel-femboy war Circa 2023

ive inhaled too much duster and now im slowe and wetarded :(

Women only need to be thin in order to be physically attractive to pretty much all men. You only need that and a reasonably agreeable personality (not being a cunt bitch) to be universally attractive....

What's your opinion on women with big asses?

My dad is away today so now is my chance. What is quickest method? I was thinking about all my pills at once. But it could fail and just make everything worse. I am broken and traumatized. My family ...

My penis is 14.5 centimetres LONG.

Femanons,what is better? Thick an short (obviously not so short) cock or thin (obviously not so thin) and long penis?

i just ordered estrogen but that doesnt mean i will stop being a chud, i will continue hating jews and nonwhites just with slightly more feminine, curvy soft body.

>heh, well guess what chud did you know shes not a random salarywoman but a heckin idol and actress? Dont care still pickin her, fag

>God's love is unconditional! >On the condition that you accept Him and Him alone as your saviour Who wrote this shit?

can i just get gf who makes pissbottle o

amazingly, i have no digital footprint. i have no social accounts and any time i register an account somewhere or fill out any paperwork i never put the same email twice, meaning i have hundreds of em...

>Highest rate of premarital virgins in the world >Traditional >Cook >Clean >Pretty >Technically white >Parents are MUCH more racist against black people than Europeans are so very unlikely they've had...

v430 Some days, some nights Some live some die In the way of the samurai Some fight, some bleed Sun up to sundown The sons of a battlecry A battlecry

Why doesn't this board hate trannies anymore

I'm scared of death

Only 5% of adults used social media in 2005 compared to 85% today

The reason behind Amelia Earhart's disappearance was finally uncovered. She was shot down during her July 1937 flight around the world because a pilot believed that women shouldn't be pilots and that ...

What was some awesome stuff you did as a kid that you wish you could relieve now? >getting loaded up on 90s Dominos pizza, soda and bday cake and getting set loose in Discovery Zone

R.I.P., dear friend. R.I.P..

Dating is a competition. Fuck that. I'm not tall, handsome, or any of that. Chads can have all the women for all I care.

Rate country song! :D . https://voca.ro/1n2AwXRc5j30

>femcels think they can compete with this HOLY FUCK HOW DELUSIONAL ARE THEY, BROS? THEY REALLY THINK THEY STAND A CHANCE.

Gynocentrism is evil

>9 minutes ago >high and need to take shit >stomach pains on toilet for like 9 minutes >sudden waterfall of shit >stomach pain gone >wipe >very very little shit stained by asshole How does this hap...

he is cute but he doesn't think so, he browses this board

they took tavern boobjobs away from us.

>be me >CS major, top of my class >tall, muscular, keep to myself kinda guy >one day brother requests dildo from Amazon as a joke I_have_to_buy_it_cuz_creditcard >he was gonna send it to a friend, pla...

>be me >14 in 2020 when ps5 comes out >in a pseudo relationship with an older woman >spend time doing "favors" and finally get the ps5 >no games even to this day

How do I stop being attracted to fat hairy men I'm a man btw

To Women, I resent you. Your unceasing coldness and narcissism you are not a fully complete human being this way. You have no heart. All you have is some hole. You are arrogant, and too spoiled to ex...

why don't more women try to understand men?

Are we all resentful of how life turned out for us?

manifesting a lolicon femannon so we can talk and share our love of lollis and otaku 'n' game interests tag is khausuu on discord tsu gi na ru

if you're 6'0 you can reliably fraud as 6'3 and women won't be able to tell you are lol

This picture of Ozzy always cracks me up!

my ex-boyfriend made a post about me on here recently

The dick size and humiliation threads caught up to me, my penis size is 5.2 inches and I will probably never have sex with a woman anyways because of how I look but is there any anon my size who has h...

>get long distance gf >she sometimes visits me >she even gets rid of all her social media for me >fast forward >out of nowhere she reactivates her social media accounts >a bunch of random guys on her...

I missed out on my prime and there is nothing that will get it back .

Is getting a job worth it? I'm a schizo, so I get neetbux, but I want more money.

i'm such a coomer i'm thinking about buying used briefs from those sites that have women timestamping selling their briefs and such (not depop, fetish sites like tastyslips). desu imagine cooming with...

I really wish I had a real life anime girlfriend. I just want to talk about vidya and music and stuff.

would you date a girl that wanted you to shit on her?

There is this new trend where hsts passing trannies trick transphobes into having sex with them