i'm convinced half the shit posts with dess attached are purposefully made by someone who hates dess and wants the thread to hate her (despite not even being that much of a character yet)

>>532082570
>>532082727
>all tenna/gay posts
>except for the random dess one that just kinda got thrown on there

>>531003936
her

MUUUUUH DESS

>>529566915
you can write it as if you have a dick but WE ALL KNOW IT'S YOU DESS
GET OFF THE FUCKING BUNKER INTERNET

Do you think we will get the confirmed identity of the knight in ch5?

>>529408982
EVERYTHING WAS CONJURED UP
EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!

>>529353819
no joke, i honestly think it's quite possible that _____________________________________________________OWWWWWWWWW MY KNEES

>>529314943
>he didn't get all S ranks first try
shameful display...

>>529159046
damn did dess SWOON your dog??

Fetishism aside toxic kress is edgy kino and it could work in the game

in /utg/, it is more socially acceptable to rape noelle than to like kris/dess
truly, a telling commentary on society

>>528955609
If I die before my parents yes

what will she do in ch5?

>>528803112
man i fuckin hate americans

>>528653354
because dess is hot/cute

>>528456186
i can't believe the knight was bobby b the whole time...

>>528382572
i am so happy about this information

i hate waiting for the chapters because when they release it reminds I didn't grow up and I am still the failure of many years ago.

she will kill billions

>>528134193
The way characters speak in this game reminds me of how sometimes in your life a concept will be brought up by someone or some form of media and then that concept will repeatedly show up in different contexts at a rapid fire pace.
Recently this was Lacquer for me. Never heard the word before, then I heard the term on a podcast, then I saw it at a hardware store, and then I saw it in Deltarune, all in the span of 2 days.

>>528010471
>moonrunes

>>527849147
The FRIENDs are literally cat heads. That actually ties them to Noelle.
>* Haha, Cat Petterz? The hell do you have this?
>* Um, excheese me? It's great! It's like a pet raising game but...
>* There's this, um, awesome bug that lets you get... glitchy pets.
>* I have a save file with like, seven headless cats. Faha.
ERAM being Dess/The Knight actually fits extremely well. The Knight has been following us all this time. She's seen what's going on, even in Weird Route. Why she doesn't seem to care is questionable, but she seems rather "cruel" to Kris in the Sword games period, making them kill everyone to progress.

It also ties back to the Smashing Fighters bit in Tenna's quiz:
>WHAT WAS ASRIEL'S FAVORITE CHARACTER IN SMASHING FIGHTERS?
>SWORD MAGICIAN
>He got embarrassed about liking the green dinosaur...
>...and switched to being a big fan of the fiery magician girl!
The Green Dinosaur/Lizard part relates back to Bratty saying she stole Asriel's first kiss. The "fiery magician girl" named "SWORD MAGICIAN" could then fit Dess. The Knight may actually literally be using Sword Magic to make all the different swords it throws at us.
It even fits well if she was indeed the Third Hero: Noelle uses Ice Magic. Another one wouldn't make sense. Instead, Dess may have used fire magic, better fitting her punk personality.

does look so stupid