>waiting all day to come home from work and get on Nightreign
>get home
>get undressed
>do dishes
>make dinner
>eat
>shit
>finally boot the game
>server dies the absolute second I hit "Commence Expedition"

>nephew constantly getting the wrong power-ups in Mushi co-op

collectiveshout coin just dropped, sell all your sweetbaby coin right now! BUY BUY BUY

>>715981004

>THE HECKIN BRAIN IS MAKING THE BUTTERFLY MOVE WITH SIGNALS
>the signals:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY SHITTY UNFINISHED WEGS. I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF, LITERALLY 1984

>WAAAAAAH WAAAAH WAAAAH FIREBALL SLIME RUSH BAD WAAAAAAH
*Capcom removes slow fireball that would make him another fireball slime rush character*
>AIEEEEEEEEEE WHAT THE FUCK CAPCOM AAAAAAAAAAH

Killing Floor 3 beta is going up again in three hours

ubisoft used operation HEALTH to lie and fired all the original dev team and replaced them with freaks

i would unironically fucking leap on a zflip if it just had a fucking s-pen. i'll even cope with the fucking round corners.

JUST RERELEASE HARMONY OF DESPAIR ON PC YOU GOD DAMN STUPID GOOKS

>>530440437
I want a fire themed merc now, but knowing that they are indestructible and kill you in the blink of an eye makes it already daunting.

The game was almost great, but the looter shooter stuff, conveniently placed lore documents everywhere, obnoxious side quest FaceTime calls, and car text messages were terrible

>NOOOOOOO WHY IS MY PSYCHO POWER A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT SHADE OF PURPLE WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK I'M GONNA KMS! MUH LOOOOOOORE IN MY FIGHTAN AAAAAAAH
So this is what peak autism looks like

>>714435486
I play turtlewow because i refuse to give blizzard any money and am bitter and rage-filled for how they destroyed the game that I grew up with.

>YOU REMIND ME OF A MAN
>WHAT MAN
>A MAN WITH THE POWER
>WHAT POWER
>THE POWER OF THE VOODOO
>VOODOO
>YEAH YOU DO YOU DO

>>714247124
It's so fucking dry and hot... I miss the cold...

>>714248320
I THINK YOU OWE ME A GREAT BIG APOLOGY

TERRIBLE LIE!

>>529537086
NOW MAKE THEM KISS!!!!!!!!!!

>spent my late social years in school being a reclusive autist who wore headphones all the time
>decide to buy a webcam and mic so i can practice talking to people (mostly women) on cam sites
>keep putting off actually going through with it because my crippling social anxiety impacts even digital interactions with people i will never see again
im so fucked

>>508996497
i dont know what deterministic materialism means. SATAN is the original rebel. the Catholic church made it criminal to participate in secret societies. after the protestant reformation, secret societies flourished and all the secret society-fomented rebellions in history flows from SATAN, not some made up concept. everything can be traced back to SATAN and the 1/3 of angels who rebelled-- from adam and eve, to cain, to the depraved acts before the flood, to the canaanites and egyptians who practiced human sacrifice and on...

it's not that complicated. so much of these concepts in philosophy are just made up words, its jewish navelgazing. 90% of philosophy is literally just nonsense designed to keep you busy and distracted. everything we think and do can and should be boiled down to what God wants from us and what demons want from us. everything else is jewish pilpul designed to take your eye off the ball.

>>713902042
Without regulations you would literally be eating shit.
Every single everyday object you interact with on a daily basis is regulated, and thanks to those regulations, they're not utterly worthless garbage that breaks in a single day, but rather, they last you a lifetime if you're not a complete idiot.

You are truly the type of retard that would fight against having seat belts in cars.

>>529150894
They are 100% going to censor the game this time!

>Matador mementos boss
>Variant that is immune to 2 damage types at once and switches after every attack
>mfw he gets the "immune to normal attacks and skills" 12 times in a row
Still managed to beat him through heal spam from Lafel and defending until I could finally smack him a few times with skills

>get home
>no vgs

>self insert troonies when the heckin wholesome fun gang aren't all wholesome black and white heroes vs villains and each character has their own selfish motivations

>>713542893
>endless amounts of ugly tacky plastic crap, not even high quality because like 80% of the room is fucking funko pop garbage.

>iran is the aggressor
>bomb iran
>israel must be protected at all cost
>MIGA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>talisclair cucks rupture id ever since canto 4
>nerf him
>mao faust will now cuck rupture ids for the next few years

>>713172050
>the entire OC/CE feedback segment was "yeah, anyway...."
I'm boiling. I'm not even that mad about ultimate because I already expected it and now I can convince my static to do DSR in the meantime, but the OC/CE stuff is unacceptable. AND THE FUCKING TEXT BUBBLES STILL IN DEVELOPMENT AND ONLY CAPABLE OF SHOWING TWO LINES OF TEXT ARE YOU SHITTING ME

>Raven's bond is with the fucking black robot and not with me
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB BALDMAN

Tbqhfamalam I feel like anger is the strongest emotion I have that motivates me.

>save up packs for months
>finally 250
>cant wait to get a new leader
>get screwed with a lobby avatar instead

>>527649886
>ISSA CAPCOMUSA

>have to work weekends

>>712759913
i will never forgive this shit

>>712760257
He thinks he has the will to withhold knowledge from the vessel and Susie, but the truth is he literally doesn’t know shit and the info spontaneously generates in his “mind” when he has to say something important.
The Dark World and its inhabitants are ultimately a singular being and Ralsei is a fragment left in the dark. Ralsei thinks he is withholding info but he’s a puppet that lacks freedom of will, so he reacts more like a machine being fed new info periodically than a truly sentient being.

>>527414479
>NOOOOO IT'S CENSORED HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE IT CAMMY'S LEOTARD THONG COVERS 0.03 MILLIMETERS MORE OF HER ASS (((CAPCOMUSA))) IS ATTACKING US GAMERS

when will something ever happen

>A communication error has ocurred.
>Failed to log in. Start the game in offline mode?
FIX YOUR FUCKING GAAAAAAAAME I NEED TO RANKBOAR WHAT THE FUUUUUCK CAPCOM

>game has status ailments
>majority are fixed damage amounts and immediately get outscaled after the early game
>bleed is just poison but better
>bosses have insane resistances to being inflicted with status effects