>This whole Spider shit
I wanna slap Rosewater and crush some Hasbro suits

>>532450997

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>>716167346
>>716167351
That's such fucking bullshit. THANKS A LOT FOR THE 3x MULTIPLIER, NEXON!! MMM MMM, LOVE ME SOME 3 times 0!!!

>video essay critique of a popular video game
>soft-spoken british or australian voice
>opens with a disclaimer that the claims in the video are just his opinion and that you’re free to enjoy the game however you like

>>212979214
they can't make it because they don't understand how jokes work / should be written:
premise ---> punchline
simple as

there are almost no punchlines in their sketches
fucking postmodern "le angry satire" bullshit

>>532183350
Yes, battleboarders are this retarded.
>Taking statements at face value, misinterpreting feats, ignoring author's word, handwaving contradictory 'anti-feats', chain-scaling characters that have never met each other to create omniversal base level human, using non-canon material for feats, leaves a trail of universal-level inanimate objects in their path of logic because their giga-niggaversal herald got stopped by a wooden door once, zomg did that person dodge a laser? MFTL! MFTL! MFTL!
le massively faster than light kirk face, etc etc

'member when X shot the Cyber Elf as a fucking projectile at Hub during the Mega Man BR in Death Battle? Yeah, shit is retarded.
>VBW
Blacksheep among blacksheep tho

>>715927364
>switch through 9 inventory items through a poorly designed UI for consoles to use a consumable that adds 10% damage for 7 seconds
>activates during the eating/drinking animation
>animation takes 3.5 seconds and isn't interruptible

>classic REGULAR Destiny 1/2 encounter
>kill enemies, damage boss, likely immune phase
>complete some minor mechanic (usually killing specific enemy/stand on plate for a bit/deposit item somewhere)
>you almost never stop being a classic Guardian or stop shooting enemies during these, they flow nicely into each other
Edge of Fart
>kill enemies, damage boss
>suddenly forced to transform into BALL
>"where is this fucking matterspark station"
>activate it
>start frantically looking for a small hole
>it controls like ass, camera is all kinds of fucked up
>zap some random generator (wow, amazing gameplay)
>pickup bigass teleport gun, look for SPECIFIC point, shoot it, now you can teleport through death corridor
>now activate STRAND mechanic, rebuild SPECIFIC GLOWING platform
>btw, your melee ability is no longer available, sucks to suck (for 20-30 seconds)
>...
>now you can deposit ball and return to boss DPS
THIS FUCKING SUCKS. It's a fucking busy work. Waste of time. You stop playing Destiny to play some half-assed, irrelevant gimmicky bullshit. AND IT'S LITERALLY EVERY FUCKING ENCOUNTER IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN CAMPAIGN.
FUCK
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>futa cock

>koth mode
>allies instalock hawkeye, phoenix, black widow
>another ally starts to hover over spider-man

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>>936959439
They are all knee deep in the shit... Left, right, niggers, priests, movie stars, lots of powerful jews. If anything should get ameritards to get together and leave their differences aside for 5 minutes is this... But it won't happen, you fucking idiots.

Say, if these scumbags lie so shamelessly and in your face about this, what else do they lie about as well?

>>530700209
>playing a summoner on fucking turn based

>again with the fucking cutfag shit

>>96014123
NTA but OPR is solid and fun. People shit their pants whenever someone mentions OPR games here but in most cases the critique boils down to repeating memes like mindless golems they are.
Is OPR simple in its core? Yes. Is it easy to learn? Yes.
Is it lacking any kind of complexity and depth? Fuck no. Most people that complain about OPR in /awg/ never played the game in the first place and the few that did only used the core rules. Once you expand into advanced rules and modules of your choice the game turns into a hard-to-master system with layers of complexity. It is only up to you to decide how much extra stuff you want on top of rolling dice with your friend.

>>23362052
X1 isn't nearly as bad as the fucking G-Cucks.
Xamel isn't nearly as bad as the fucking G-Cucks.

>>714195503
>breakable weapons
>repairing them reduces their max durability

>>508720828
>Hybrid vigor is a thing.
lmao you absolute faggot

>>528698736
>maugas prolapsed anus again

>Make literal trailer trash the face of your entire community
>Get flabbergasted when acts like trailer trash
God how the Melee community so fucking dumb it baffles my mind they've lasted this long.

>>713484106
it's time to stop posting

>>528582156
G U H
U
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>one win away from all-star
>start losing
i just wanna be done with it

>yet another flying mosquito in 600
Late UC was a mistake and should've never been added to the game. There's still at least 2 years worth of mobile suits sitting in side stories. And they go for this garbage.

>>507928140
by MY DICK

i cant take it anymore

Kids should communicate through email, phone, or letters and that's all. If they exceeded those, you have failed as a parents. Kids don't belong on the internet regardless.

>passcode letters are arranged differently on every keypad

>hey this [card] can be really strong in-
>lol this mechanic blocks it, useless, I can play [goobledygook] you are stupid, [card] is useless
I fucking hate people who do this, because they somehow think they'll magically luck into the right card (or combo) when they need it. Inane babble.